Horrible Horror - Top Ten Funniest Slasher Kills Part (1 / 3)

[TheInsanedude24]

eshbaal,you are a god.You inspire me to be a critic for horror movies or just movies in general,and I can have fun while doing it!Thanks man, you're great!

[ThatRussianSpy]

At 03:55 watch the dead guy breath.

[wallofboingo]

"Unintentional racism is the BEST kind of racism."

Brilliant line, good sir. Thats exactly what I was thinking.

[shihuandgi]

icp whoop whoop

[kibakim]

FUNNY EDITION jaja nice job

[doogle830]

Seriously, I mentioned this on your dusk till dawn 2 review, you are proppa ripping off the NC!! You got a signature look (very bland btw, look like your trying to rob a bank), Your signature intro, you just dont work so long as Nostalgia Critic is about

[FunkMonker17]

not trying to troll here but if u look at where the swords are placed in Graduation day

they are level with the mat so maybe the pole vaulter did not notice the swords but none the less there are many ridiculous kills in that film

[MsMaggieOC]

I remember slaughter high when it was a new movie. LOL. I haven't seen it since the 80's when we rented it from the video store. The box art to these movies was pretty awesome too. Thanks for the memories!

[Tha1NamdUGLI]

i love that u used insane clown posse's i stab people song. i am a huge juggalo and it is much appreciated

[laura99450]

the first one was funny as hell thanks Eshbaal

[christensen17]

everyone! Google stuma ok.

[AngelusDlion]

Is it just me or does the guy from the class reunion clip look like Beavis?

Or is it butthead? I can never tell the two apart...

[TheBlaaaaahh]

you're awesome :D

[wyfrotteappel]

I watched this at 6:35(in holland) in the morning, just had breakfast XD awsome I REALY REALY LVE HORROR MOVIES

[misterbock1]

dude you are AWESOME!!!

[MalakaiTheNinja]

Hipster sense, tingling! Haha jk :3

[izzyxgurl77]

awesome list! oh btw fucking kudos 4 using i stab people. its about damn time someone used an icp song 4 a horror film video! are you a juggalo? cuz ima lette lol

[Jahoo89]

ODD LOOKING KITCHEN! :S

[TheMightyDudynator]

on the first clip i thought he got stapped by the pole

[supernintendogames1]

the guy who played marty commited suicide after got threaten like that poor guy poor poor guy

[CorileousBane41]

when you think about it, the spikes would be inside the matress. so when he lands on the matress, he gets dented in and it reveals the spikes. don't bother disliking this comment, it's just a theory.

[mozzmarket]

is that ur real hair??????/

[PtrainTheLegend]

this guy needs to die like in these slasher films

[Spazistify]

wow i like this:D actually i am a huge fan of old school horror movies and i like it that a few classics here to good show

[supernintendogames1]

ooooooh mama

[peTz6760]

youre the most annoying person i have ever seen ! FU !

[ZeoWorks]

3:00 there was a sheet over all them spikes making it look like a matress, when he fell onto the sheet the spikes ripped the threw the sheet due to the impact. :)

[wendor24]

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT xD

[damianvr]

u r a fucking fag.

[d0ntne3dl4ck]

the funniest part of this video is your fucking ugly face

[SICKgraffiti21]

8:45

your gay

[KeHaLEGOFilms]

EW



[vikocho123]

you remind me of eric beck, from indymogul ._.

[melissa3289]

good point about the bathtub in the school i never thught of that. why was one of the guest taking a shower during the sleepover? wouldn't you normally do tat before you leave for the party? specially wouldnt do that in someone else house. They just need a reason for a girl to shower in everslasher movie. awsome points im going to watch the other two parts!

[Eshbaal]

@MrGalishMan Because clearly it is impossible to enjoy both.

Sorry, that was a bit too snarky - but that question is like asking someone why they like apples when you prefer oranges. I just do. I could spend parapgraph after paragraph explaining it, but no matter how either of us put it, it will boil down to "I happen to enjoy something that you do not" - and from your description, which far from fits every entry to the genre, you're determined to dislike anyway.

But thanks for the question.

[hotshotalan1]

yhat is a good vid make more

[wtfomgstudios]

7:14

I see BOOBIES!

[Cellidor]

I was worried when I started this vid, but you surprised me! Good humour, good editing, nicely done!

[iguanaman12345]

your hair is beautiful!

[Aztecius]

02:53 - clearly still breathing!

[Themaniacnextdoor]

I like your style for this man. I too, often watch movies just to see the kills. However, you made a common mistake. Friday the 13th was based on Halloween. Sure, other movies are based on it, but it to follows the basic plot out of John Carpenters masterpeice. Watch them and compare, and you'll see what i mean.

[left4deadgames]

01:10 name movie?

[Tjeute666]

@left4deadgames chopping mall

[Luigi84289]

Must've been Labatte Blue.

[buckyzombie]

dude, that is awesome. what is hellvises's name?

[Eshbaal]

@buckyzombie I believe he is just refered to as The Driller Killer.

But thanks to you and that awesome comment, I will now always call him Hellvis.

Good show, sir.

[TheGregboy1234]

r u a girl or a boy

[raeven1212]

I have to say in the reunion, when everyone picked on the school loser, payback's a bitch

[schmidt640]

The scene where the guy's stomcache expolodes is actually pretty sweet!!

[soulreaperIchigo1]

Slasher moives arent what the use to be.

[uaeesd]

1 word awsome

[zergith]

anyone notice that the mat went red to blue

[MegaHellcat666]

this is wicked funny man haha XD

[burningmidget7]

i love that you like classic horror and know a good amount about it.... but bro.... are you a virgin?

[prophetclique]

why are you wearing gloves?

[TFWsniper4TW]

u look like a woman

[MrJoshuaReedBranch]

@TFWsniper4TW why?

[iamyou0]

@mutlistickman98 its chopping mall

[RileyRahe]

YOUR. HAIR. IS. AMAZING.

[xxoldmangloomxx]

what movie is the pitch fork kill from at 1:00?

[fastold]

@xxoldmangloomxx slumber party massacre I think

[Eshbaal]

@xxoldmangloomxx "The Mutilator".

[ilovejeffhardyrockon]

dude u r cool :)

[cannibalistick666]

Hahaha God this makes my day

[otomei1]

an entire movie with tits.......Zombie Strippers. You are great with the commentary and your puns actually make these films seem watchable! Hope to see more soon. Have a good day 

[Paramoreluvr64]

You look like a more feminine Lucious Malfoy...

[jlafloe619]

My daughter looks like you, no offense

[jburnham93]

Hey you're a great reviewer! I'm subscribing and gonna check out more of yo vids! XD

[hurlomhai]

Ej hvor nice :-) godt arbejde

[BulletsBurstIntoFire]

what movie is playing at 1:06

[punktodeath1]

hahaha mario lmao!! subscribed!!

[VisualKeiSekai]

I like the concept of this video :o

Do more like "Top Ten Discustingest slasher movie kills" :D

[hamadaama7a]

3.42 did not make it funnier at all?

[XxRO10Joey10ROxX]

omg this dude is hilarious ur epic!!!

[XxRO10Joey10ROxX]

2:05 is that a diper?

[Slaser4l1fe]

you know you can no longer watch part three of this series? do you think you can fix it?

[fjccommish]

Woops, I didn't see the spikes.

[Reaperluver]

freddykrugersbride is right, you are really cute for a "nerdy slasher fan"! XD

BTW, I gotta give you Nostalgia Points for quoting "Darkwing Duck" at the beginning. I haven't seen that show in YEARS!

[paparoachfan678]

thumbs if u noticed boner on 3:53

[Kavaloosh]

Nice teeth.

[strudledaddy94]

ooooooooooooo he took the light out cuz the the guy is black so wen the open the door they wont c him!!!!!!!!!!!! it all makes sence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freddykrugersbride]

Haha your cute for a nerdy slasher fan, is that a bit of an accent I hear?

[Eshbaal]

@freddykrugersbride Yes, it is. I'm a dane.

[freddykrugersbride]

@Eshbaal Cool Im Italian, Irish, scottish, cherokee and like a million other things. And I'm a "mini giant" thanks to my 6'7 physcopath dad. Guess he's why I'm so into horror moives. I'm shooting a horror movie this summer and posting it on youtube. It would be great if you could review it. :-D

[fleskfan100]

@Eshbaal

Damn, you are cute. And I'm a guy.

[BigDC100]

@Eshbaal

Were you raised to speak English, Danish, or both? Just curious.

[wowownageall]

@Eshbaal

Oh nice, im Danish too :)

[kirkfnw]

Give the uploader a break guys?

[iLoveUDepecheMode]

eww you look like a serial killer! lol jkk anyway watchin people die is not fun !!!

it's sad.

[JakeTheArmyGuy]

Great videos, dude! A few suggestions. You might want to tighten up your edits. Good example is 5:14 Funny reaction, but that split second of delay took away from it. Also, Your audio could use some swetening. Your segments are much quiter than the movie clips. All in all, very funny, hope to see more in the future!

[megahawk98]

what year did raduaton day come out

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@megahawk98 1981

[megahawk98]

what year did the origiinal my bloddy valentine come out

[Eshbaal]

@megahawk98 1981, if I remember correctly.

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@Eshbaal You hit the nail right on the head with My Bloody Valentine's release year. To answer your bulletin about bad movies made by production companies, try "Titanic 2". No, It's not a sequel to the 1997 movie by James Cameron; this was made by Asylum Entertainment, one of the production companies from the SyFy network, and this movie was so awful one of the customer reviews had this to say about it "Even free, it's not worth it".

[superfreakinawesome8]

@Eshbaal i think the spike where covered with the tarp at first ,and the 2 matts at the side where streching the tarp

[wwejheaton]

well this is GAY!!!

[MrOutcast744]

i hear ICP ;)

[aubrey101400]

ur a jackass u british homo

[joonasnijsen]

is that a man or a woman???

[TheLongLamas]

and exactly how was the first one funny?

[algore1993]

oh the acid bath scene, just want to correct you. it can be base. a strong base can burn much worse than acid. and base, apart from the fact in can look just like water, releases some kind of pain numbing substance, so you wont feel it when it just starts to burn. but after a while, yeah, it burns a lot

[Eshbaal]

@algore1993 Huh, now that you mention it, that does make a little more sense - then again, I never payed much attention in chemistry class. And it's still one hell of an elaborate setup just to kill someone - and sure doesn't explain why a high school has a bathtub.

[algore1993]

@Eshbaal i didnt pay much attention either :)) someone else told me that. you can check out the shower death scene in cube zero. pretty much like this ;)

[algore1993]

@Eshbaal and to put it simple, acid dehydrates cells, base dissolves them

[zombiefan011]

@Eshbaal it would've made more sense if she had used a shower in the locker rooms, but that doesn't explain how he got it to spray acid

[zombiefan011]

@Eshbaal is that "let's get dangerous" line a quote from anything

[Eshbaal]

@zombiefan011 Might you be familiar with that little, seldom seen underground cults ensation known as Darkwing Duck? Then yes, it is a quote.

[otomei1]

you look AWESOME! just my best friend....Micheal Myers. 

[otomei1]

was the lepheracun saying "bash your boner?" O_o

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@otomei1 Nope, it's "Bad Shop Owner, Bad Shop Owner!".

[HeartsKnight27]

6:38 this just gave explosive diarheaa a new meaning

[HonkeyDolemite]

Cool gloves, just like one would wear in giallo movies... if being kiler that is.

[TheShadowmaster1010]

i know this is going 2 be a DARK joke but srry, and ppl wondered y the REAL elvis over did it on pills it was to get away from his isane murder brother! srry again i had 2 make the joke .3.

[ilovebadmovielover]

what was the name of the movie where that robot scanned that girl and her head blew up?

[Eshbaal]

@ilovebadmovielover That's Chopping Mall, a HIGHLY entertaining little 80'ies slasher flick. Very self-aware, and all the funnier for it.

[TheTillinger123]

you actually look like a slasher fan, do you like metal too?^^

[Jonoichi]

i love the element of pure ludicrousy in slasher film deaths my particular favorite being bitchy blond in the cottage

[elementX95]

Really, could you just please fucking shut up? You annoy the fuck outta me!

[observerreacts]

what's with the gloves?

[worldofwarcraft600]

dude this has nude stuff in it!

[Xyanyde]

wow...u look kinda.....creepy...

get a haircut...

[gotenpsy]

You look like an ugly ass suburban housewife.

[originalXmun]

I hate to ask this, but are you a girl or a boy? O_O The hair has me confused

[Rhanar]

I need to be honest here; I thought "The Thing", that thing with torn off body parts, plant life and what do I not know, but the burst of guts in Slaughter High...??

One word: Ouch...these kills are quite cool, but also a bit disturbing, but heck, it looks creative.

By the way: Gode valg, jeg kendte ikke halvdelen af de her.

[TruEKinGBalleR]

im pretty scared .... but of that guy ^^

[originalXmun]

@BallsInMyMouth Lol at name

[santasalligators]

with the can... all he needed was a syringe... and some ductape... poke a hole in the bottom... empty out some beer... put chemicals in bottom and duct tape the hole

[thesexysithguy]

"weggies werent enough you had to mangle him... wow"

[MisterRasmusLOL]

you are horrible horror :D

[jajajajajajajajajaah]

was für ein spasti...

[AnatomicSpeed]

gey like the video and the fils

[munze95konza]

Du siehst aus wie einer von den Vilage People :D hahahaha

[runebladez999]

08:33 reaction: PRICELESS X'D

[ruben12121993]

are you dutch ?

[UniTTT1]

man geh zum friseur

[LOBO24021981]

Warum müssen die erst soviel labern ? 

[jaguar4u2]

OMG this Dude is Halerious

"Oh Im a Horrible person" LOL

where the hell did he find this Crazy movies lmao!

[nbschneider]

This man is full crazy =)

8:23 Guiter Hero

[thewicked76]

pawzz early in the 42nd second

[meongmania]

you have a good narrating voice, but you got to lose the hair man, come on!

[ECST4C]

why do you wear gloves?

[2461996FABIAN]

cool hair xD

[skatersRgay1993]

I have the same truck at 4:20

no, the number is just a coincidence. I don't even smoke. lol

[guildfordrunner]

This guy has a high pitched voice.

[OldBoy968]

great! i love all these unconventional slasher movies! its nice NOT to hear about halloween, friday the 13th or nightmare on elm street for a change. I also don't know why people care about the way you look, it's obviously not a beauty contest so wheres all the judgement coming from? Besides you got the black gloves, black outfit and everything... you could be a slasher movie killer yourself! getting revenge on all the dicks that gave you shit for your looks.

[34LOLWTF]

do u really hate on this guy for the way he looks wow you guys r fags

[sethwoodring]

7:13 HAHAHAHA BOOBIEEEEES xD

[eefbeef09]

your har is like a girls

[SUDOict]

you look like a women. i hope you are gay.

[jpsplat]

come on bro get a haircut you look like friggen Liquid from metal gear solid. Not in a good way either.

[x0volcom]

are you a woman or wtf are you????.... D:

[jplayer300]

kid do sumtin wit ur lyfe u look fucking stupid and u sir r a faggot

[Oryannmusic]

@jplayer300 For someone telling this to someone else, you sure do type like a fucking idiot.

Do something with your life other than trying to be tough on youtube. And you sir, are a faggot. See what I did there? I put the extra .3 seconds it takes to type "are" and "you" into my insult.

God people are assholes these days.

Anyways, love the series of vids :) Gotta check some of these movies out now. Fun stuff.

[xxxm0ris]

are you a dude or a chik...i cant tell?

[imperial1007]

thanks for the videos the ar awseome

[SATANEATSCHEEZWHIZ]

3:50 He didn't have any free men :(

[XIDarknessX]

fukin el hes annoying

[pl00xowner]

Slashers are the best horrors

[imperial1007]

@pl00xowner oh yeah yhe best (-;

[mrcg41322rocks]

lol



[MrSpidermanfan1]

dude just shut the fuck up and show us the vids

[wussuphaters12]

yeah they for sure wouldnt get the door haha

[carl1johnson2]

Dude i get ur point and i really like laughing about slasher movies...but why do you look that gay ?

[EllennRAWR]

I usually get scared by these type of movies, but you making it so funny, i actually need you to come and watch them with me so i'm not scared :')

[jmg3116]

awesome the WMG ban got lifted lol

I'll be wondering if you got the bed scene from Slaughter High (1986) aka April Fool's Day, while watch lol

and if you haven't seen that death scene your missing out.

[jmg3116]

@jmg3116 Well guess they still block the 3rd part, ...crap.

[starshipmongo]

Yay more ICP :P

[NiceNrelaxed]

Okay.. Seems that WMG disabled the 3rd part, but now I've seen it on Blip..

So here's my thoughts:

HILARIOUS!!! :-D

I remember seeing a couple of these movies with you and laughing at the same stuff as you mention.. :-P

Aside from the praises, I've got a couple of questions for you:

In nr. 10: The pole scene.. Do I hear/see some inspiration from AFV and the slowmotion skit that Tom Bergeron does? ;)

And nr. 5: Leprechaun.. How can Aniston be a 24-year-old teenager?

Anyway.. Good job! :)

[Eshbaal]

@NiceNrelaxed

10: Actually, no. Wrote this joke before we watched that. I just wanted to use that sound effect.

5: She was 24 when the movie was released, but is clearly supposed to be playing a teenage daughter, judging from her behaviour and the father's treatment of her.

[NiceNrelaxed]

@Eshbaal

Ahaa.. There ya go..

Just thought it sounded kinda odd.. :-D

[Derek105Huey]

about time you are back.