Year In Review: Revolution In Egypt Either Courageous Or Stupid Depending On Outcome

[CountArtha]

Sad part is, this is what honest reporting would actually look like.

[gundam2011andmore]

EGYPT is a what only the amarican scume can say shit like that cuz you are a bunch of sisy ass mothe fuckers come and suck EGYPTS dick you bitch as mother fucker

[gmartdude]

@gundam2011andmire clearly you have no fucking idea how they recruit and train Navy SEALS. Fuck you for insulting such brave people. One exam they take to be CONSIDERED for recruitment is to tie their arms behind their back and drop em in a pool without a scuba and making them untie themselves and escape without help. You fucking bitch ass can barely hold your breath for a minute let alone do that.

[gmartdude]

Are.

[gmartdude]

Most Egyptian girls I know ate hot

[gundam2011andmore]

fuck you american ass hole learn to read Arabic before you try to comment on it 

[gundam2011andmore]

You fucking americana you think your the best in the world when the EGYPT seals met the US seals the us seals looked like girls to EGYPT

[jeb31415]

@gundam2011andmore

Are you saying that girls in Egypt are very ugly? Shame on you.

[ExtremelyFlamable100]

@gundam2011andmore so egypt girls look like navy seals?

[gundam2011andmore]

@ExtremelyFlamable100 FUCK YOU BITCH ASS AMARICAN SCUM BAGS EGYPT IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORALD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PICE OF SHIT

[djay00009]

@gundam2011andmore Egypt is a crap nation which is in a lot of problems , but this is just a satire , its only for fun dude ....

[Clawdragoons]

@gundam2011andmore I am unable to take you seriously due to your horrible grammar and spelling.

Please respond to this message as your typing skills make me laugh.

[gundam2011andmore]

@Clawdragoons cose omak ya 5awel lern to read franko bitch

[Clawdragoons]

@gundam2011andmore Thank you. I got a good chuckle from that.

[TheInvisibleTribe]

I watch this shit as morning news while eating my breakfast. So they better not stop making videos!

[wakawaka545]

Fuck all you racist fucks go fuck yourself who always feels the fucking urge to group all Muslims as alquaeda . Alqueda was a fucking Saudi sons dictator who was fucked up by the king and started to do terrorist shyt , it has nothing to do with Muslims you assholes

[TheInvisibleTribe]

@wakawaka545 if you are talking about the video..dude the video is a joke =D so dont get so mad. But if you are replying to someone's comment. Well then yeah go ahead =P

[hanyuo]

@wakawaka545 oh rly?

Then please tell me, what is the punishment for apostasy according to islam?

[GDBFGxoxo]

Egypt's problem is all the muslims. This is not an ignorant statement, it is a fact.

[ObscenelyGreat]

Hahahahaha smart title. This is politics.

[AndriusFurnius]

all though this is all for fun, it's also kinda creepy to see how easy it can be to fake news…

[pontsanchez]

@AndriusFurnius true story bro...

[Thisisthefuture100]

Not very funny, could have been better...

[billsdynasty09]

Clicked on this just because i saw the FDA guy

[blindthrall]

@billsdynasty09 FDA guy needs his own show...and then he should Budd Dwyer on the first ep.

[SupaTROopa2]

Egypt in a nutshell.

[TheBroncoos]

B-b-b-b-booty wave

[romotrollkidd]

@backltrack

Take it easy MI6

[williamkendrick]

this is either a great video, or utter garbage

i used to watch the onion untill i took an arrow to the knee

[CaptainKrys]

0:50 - typical politics

[DickCheneyXX]

Seemed dangerously close to reality...

[underbjorn]

haha The Onion, going Fox "News" better than Fox "News"!

[alehug]

1:17 lol

[420gma]

This could be a good thing or maybe just my imagination !

[PowerThrash]

Egypt are about to be ruled by a party named 'The Muslim Brotherhood'. Yeah, I think they're pretty much fucked.

[Laranzava]

@PowerThrash I agree, I agree.

[The4tnaruto]

@PowerThrash Why? Because over 90% of the country is Muslim?

Thats sounds pretty fucking normal to me. Unless your an american who believes that all non christian nations should abide by christian repbublican law preferably pro american at all times.

[PowerThrash]

@The4tnaruto because governments shouldn't be religious. No I'm not American or Christian. What about the 10% of non-Muslims, how is a Muslim government supposed to represent them? It's a step in the opposite direction to progress if you ask me.

[The4tnaruto]

@PowerThrash Who gives a FUCK about the miniority? Egypt has been under an anti islamic dictator under 30 years supported by the cristian west & the jewish zionist state. The MAJORITY has been fucked over for 3 decades. Egypts DESTINY is Islam! Because the people DEMAND it!

[RsAssassin9754]

@The4tnaruto "Who gives a FUCK about the miniority"- The4tnaruto

take it easy Hitler.

[williamkendrick]

@RsAssassin9754 take it easy ghadaffi

[BacklTrack]

@williamkendrick Take it easy, Mr Bond.

[ATVSmash]

Schrodinger's Revolution: since we do not know whether the revolution is courageous or stupid without looking at the outcome, it can be considered both courageous and stupid at the same time.

[GnosticAtheist]

@ATVSmash Priceless ;D

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

@ATVSmash exactly.....Schrodinger..

[lianghaochen]

chinese characters at 0:37

[daddyleon]

lol!

"I know they're muslims, does that mean anything ins this.."

[Gobln15]

im half egyptians and i can see how so many people are ignorant of the goings on in egypt but it is a change of good

[Groudie101]

Yup...that sounds about right

[yeshevishman]

The point of this video is hindsight is always 20/20, or it isn't.

[CastlePokemetroid]

I think I liked this, but at the same time I don't.

[2550keele3]

0:49

lol did anyone get that oil reference?

[Andybaby]

An insightful and puerile Onion story

[someone7671]

I know they are Muslims lol

[EMANON92993]

I bet some people thought this was real.

[dylantreger]

I can't decide which is better, Coke or Pepsi, so I am just going to have Dr. Pepper.

[RighteousLoaf]

Did I actually watch the news here?

[tiggstah]

in this video the onion has become more accurate than the entire mass media.

[Roflcopter4b]

@tiggstah It's actually frightening.

[Roflcopter4b]

@tiggstah It's actually frightening.

[CastlePokemetroid]

@tiggstah It's actually frightening.

[CastlePokemetroid]

@tiggstah It's actually frightening.

[JoelTGM]

Lol that was very uncertain

[0101010101010101ful]

"i know they're muslims does that mean anything in any of this?"

[dharmaatdawn]

good summary!! I like to add, Bravo Egypt well done for embracing democracy! oh wait wait they are Muslims? oh no Its the islamist terrorist fundamentalist jihad takeover and socialism communism aka fascism takeover.

[ghodith]

The end was exactly what I was thinking

[xmasterfunk]

HAHAAAA omg this is perfect

[shenglongx]

democracy in egypt good for egyptians but bad for americans and oil prices

[th3dig1tal0n3]

cmon, satire, sarcasm? not today? :\

[JanusIIV]

...wait a minute, this is real news. Where's the satire?

[mdksmash]

Hey,we do have nukes.. last time I farted ... everyone was falling down, behind me by 1km. :D

[Paxmax]

they make no secret about their double talk... Fox on the other hand...

[doford]

Very Good

[evannati]

new onion news sucks

this does NOT compare to "anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys"

[SoldierCyfix]

its a more straight-forward FOX coverage

[ssjwes]

Wow one of your best had me laughing

[KalilYiuTubiu]

Either this video makes a whole lot of sense... or it is complete bullshit!

[Medifro]

This vid is GENIUS

and .. insert some comment about arrow in the knee

[2qewl4u]

@Orlan54 Go on any article on CNN or the Washington Post or any mainstream media outlet concerning the Egyptian revolution and you'll find plenty of comments saying that. I'm not even exaggerating.

[nbalexander1421]

Goddammit, I wish there was a LOVE button. Or maybe not.

[AtibbsSPARTAN]

Insert clever reply or favorite line from the video here __________

[hoffness]

I used to be excited about the Egyptian revolution, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Jimjammajay]

Some day we will all look back and wonder if we should have looked back or looked forward at that large jar of cookies.

[NerdyLiberal]

The ending was by far the best part. :D

[robotpanda77]

You can't upload a video with cleavage and then follow it with a guy in a khaki vest.

[waitingastar]

All i wanna know is why is there a dude holding up a sign with Chinese on it at 0:35

Was it because they were playing Chinese paint over there too?

[DarthComrade]

@waitingastar Actually because that clip was taken from a Syrian protest responding to China's veto in the UN. You can even hear them chanting a Syrian slogan. lol

[hippieninja68]

I lost it at "I know they're Muslims"

[ericnue]

this is my fav thing on youtube along with MatthewPaulis

[ArtypNk]

I Support fully their struggle for better world, or perhaps I condole their evil attempts at assassinating the legitimate government.

[brod2man]

my only regret is that i can never not watch this video

[CanadianImperialist]

This is either going to Iran or Turkey so Iam split on my reaction

[xF3ndr]

@milertas that's not what that figure of speech means.

[millertas]

Isn't all news a double edge sword? In other words all news is good and bad.

[deathbyplutonium]

i forgot i was watching the onion until i heard "a Shitshow Waiting to Happen"

[NASTEfilms]

0:50 is the best bit the onion has ever written

[ShortStack12341]

lol i thought this was a legit news story at first...

[MrTrenttness]

Awsome ... funny and yet soooo correct!

[Kijanawazhere]

What would I do without you, Onion?

[Xezatt]

@Kijanawazhere you can go fuck yourself

[raythegardener]

I had to thumbs up and thumbs down this video.

[Vlum88]

This guy is hotter than anderson cooper.

[EuchridEucrow1]

Hey, everybody look only 310 views but 532 likes.LMAO! That ain't right. ;)

[whatwayzup]

what a bunch of shitbirds.

[snewso]

the onion really mailed this one in.

[andrespereyda]

hedge

[Dumebi7278]

Onion is getting too serious.

[thinkhendo]

@Dumebi7278 You are getting to serious.

[lazyperfectionist1]

Umm... not seeing any other videos on the side...

[andrespereyda]

@lazyperfectionist1 ya, me too! hehe, i hope the capchas are gone too

[andrespereyda]

@lazyperfectionist1 captchas

[andrespereyda]

@lazyperfectionist1 nope, i just had to type in a captcha for my last comment. prob this one 2

[lazyperfectionist1]

@andrespereyda Are you hitting on me?

[andrespereyda]

@lazyperfectionist1 yes

[andrespereyda]

@lazyperfectionist1 no, the last one didn't require a captcha, but this comment might

[ImTheSlyDevil]

where is brooke and her incredible cleavage? completely unacceptable.

[squirrelywrath2]

fucking brilliant lol

[arga400]

actually this is the best description of the egypt situation lol

[Unguidedone]

i can understand this :D

[QuantumStates]

The Onion never disappoints.

[davitodude]

Finally an analysis of Egypt that makes sense. 

[Goremaster]

Holy shit, is that Anderson Cooper's long lost brother?!

[sinekonata]

Amazing video xD... It should have been done about Libya though, the example is way better as Egyptians actually KNOW very well what they want and what they want is pretty CLEARLY good for everybody except Israel and US...

[bowser5295]

What happened?

[thenorthside01]

what happened to the news ticker at the bottom?

[SuperSetCA]

Ha..Shitshow waiting to happen!

[Earthivore]

Sadly, too true to be funny.

[Boris0215]

310 views but top comment has 461 likes?

[smashballbrawler]

0:50

I honestly can't tell if that part is a parody or not, and that scares me.

[ManSmokingACigarette]

"Maybe lead to someone nuking someone or something" ROFL

[JESSJUSTJESS]

This makes me really angry or perhaps so inspired by what is happening!

[AElchamaa]

@JESSJUSTJESS You are aware that this is a comedy skit, right?

[TaylorX04]

@AElchamaa You are aware that his comment is a part of the joke, right? Re-read it.

[JESSJUSTJESS]

@AElchamaa Yes, I am aware that this is a comedy skit. I find The Onion and their spoofs of news and news formats hilarious!! I mean really funny in how they are able to make a point with humor!

[sovq]

This is either great news or terrible news.

[1schwererziehbar1]

"does egypt have nuclear weapons? i can't remember!"

roflmao that's exactly what i think when another one of those third world nations have a revolution. just so many i lost orientation.

[DerRoss88]

omg this is beautiful, classic Onion material.  <3 <3

[Youtubbemain]

RON PAUL 2012

[butt17sex]

How is it that The Onion is the most honest and informative source for news, as opposed to actual news agencies?

[Caveboy0]

@butt17sex how come the internet repeats itself?

[xijnnijx]

1:04 - 1:22 that's exactly what I thought about when i here these types of reports. Especially about the one in Russia, they've got nukes for a fact :o

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

As long as we get their natural resources and citizens to be wage slaves, why the fuck should I give a shit?

[dechha1981]

Sometimes the Onion crosses the libe between "Satire news" to "Lampshade Hanging on Real Life".

[Steve7508]

Well, they've always got the pyramids - unless they get blown up by extremists.

[CJEJTHEDJ]

The Onion actually hit the nail on the head on this. It's actually pretty unlikely that Egypt will turn out to be better due to the Muslim Brotherhood take over though.

[analyzingfunny]

a shit show? I surprised they didnt they a Shithawk in there form the Trailer Park Boys./.

[Physhi]

FOX NEWS! ON THE SPOT!

[WarThemedRevolution]

@Physhi I was going to make a snide comment about MSNBC but then I remembered how Fox has been handling coverage of Ron Paul so instead I'm going to correct you. It's spelled "Faux News."

[VGKing]

This comment will either extremely upvoted to the Top Comments section or removed by the uploader as harmful spam.

[swedisagnostic]

Egypt was a shit hole before the revolution and still is, the question is how bad of a shit hole it will be.

[Captainflowers1011]

Is it sad that I kinda agree with this? I mean their leader was a monster, but "better the evil we know then the evil we don't know"...... Oh well, time will tell

[semt9]

O'brady Shaw, you sexy piece of ass ;)

[wanker89]

Yeah Revolution : )

[FerreThoughts]

Did I hear someone yell "opah!" around 0:25 ?

[guibin]

0:37

there's a Chinese poster amongst all the Arabic ones lol

[roltthehunter]

@guibin it may be Japanese :P i think it's Hiragana at the top but i can't make it out my Kanji is ass so i can't make out if the big red stuff makes sense in Japanese or not.

[guibin]

@roltthehunter

really too blurry to see but it looks like English, the first word looks like "Third"

[mrobinsonca]

@guibin The first line of the poster at 0:37 is indeed in English and it says 'third speech = fall of the regime.' The second line is in Chinese and it says 第三個字母 = 下降政權. The Chinese is incorrect and appears to have been written with a online translator/dictionary. I can't read the third line, but the fourth line is Arabic.

[2qewl4u]

I think this is the only video/article concerning the Egyptian revolution where there is no mention in the comments of the Muslim Brotherhood rising to power and how they will murder everyone and nuke the world. I think there is hope in humanity!

[ScientificScience]

@2qewl4u My biggest problem with the Muslim Brotherhood is its rampant nepotism.

[2qewl4u]

@ScientificScience agreed. I don't trust them. I actually do not support Islamism or mixing religion with politics at all but it just really annoys me when an American says "democracy has failed" in Egypt just because the people voted for the Islamists.

[Orlan54]

@2qewl4u I've never heard an American say "democracy has failed" in Egypt. Theres definitely concern over the Muslim Brotherhood but don't exaggerate.

[joker52mlb]

@Orlan54 Democracy has failed in Egypt. Or it hasn't.

I'm willing to bet that this will be either pretty good, or a total goat fuck, all depending on the outcome of course.

Anyway, now you've heard an American say it democracy has failed in Egypt.

[2qewl4u]

Very true. I'm Egyptian and it angers how some Americans and media outlets are with the revolution and democracy in Egypt unless they vote for a moderate Islamic party.

[nesseline]

Thank you, Onion, for clearing that up. Oh, and thanks for Brooke's ideal counterpart, now we ladies have sth yummy to look at. Please, more of mister handsome man!