MST3K - Hobgoblins (part 9)

[shoplifting1is1fun]

The nightclub scene disgusts me. It is an insult to common sense, and the bad acting just wonderfully complements it.

[EricLynchSucks]

I wonder if Leonard Maltin gave this 2 and a half stars.

[rabapab23]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[MrNINTENDOJOE]

This is bad

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

6:25 Proctoglobin

[TomSFox]

Why didn't he blow them up in the first place?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@TomSFox

Because Hobgoblins.

[BionicTurtleWizard]

@KillinNatziBusiness

•_•.....touché.

[Srgeman]

So wait, this chick's fantasy was to be a stripper at a crappy bar?

[ChaoticYak]

I shot you instead. Is that okay?

[BionicTurtleWizard]

So army kid dies and nobody cares?

[KillinNatziBusiness]

@BionicTurtleWizard Would YOU care about that guy?

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@KillinNatziBusiness Im more concerned about grenades supposedly setting ppl on fire ?

[Igarappappa]

@PhyscoZombieChickie Maybe all the alcohol around?

[Johnlindsey289]

This movie is giving me post traumatic stress disorder

[hebahabahobaheben]

Phillapino Push Fighting

[Unwyze]

Lol, an incendiary grenade goes off and no one reaches for a fire extinguisher. It did look pretty cool though.

[InterEDGE]

proof there is no life after drama club.

but first im gonna hit myself with road flares.

i shot you instead, is that ok?

[zacharyjeans]

Great you strangled a plush toy...

[htomsirveaux42]

wait, the vault is on the top floor? I thought they had to go down stairs to get to it?

[HoserSaysWhat]

Relationship widsom from Hobgoblins:

Men will only respect you if you're a tarted-up sex object.

Women will only respect you if you get into stupid, pointless fights with other guys and win them all.

[witchywanda666]

Mike: Imagine getting beat up by a guy named KEVIN. Tom: *giggles* XD

[scitsalcoryp]

Look Im a man did you see ? Laff my arse off

[scitsalcoryp]

Surprising absence of continuous barbs in this part...

I think Mike and the bots were kind of just aghast at how fucking abysmal this movie is

[Ickiesgal]

"War isnt pretty...".....

Apparently the Sergeant hasnt watched this movie in its entirety... lucky bastard

[kymetastic]

Ahh. AHH..

[HayesAJones]

"MY FAJITA PLATE WAS REALLY HOT AND I TOUCHED IT!"

[gussiejives]

First I'm gonna hit myself with road flares!

[inlovewithJLT]

So if you were ever wondering what a Deus ex Machina was...

[jasondh22]

And the van just happens to have the keys in it already. LOLOL. This movie's all jokes.

[Theburn77]

"I just blew up the studio accountant for no reason."

[Madara2B]

thoght he said flesh toy

[hebahabahobaheben]

5:16 "Philipino Push Fighting"...that's HI-larious

[Rosalaplayera204]

"Oh toe chesse what are you up to now?"

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Ahh. Ahhh."

"We're out of the van now, we can start the scene!"

"Now, come on, THAT movie really requires the move of the flippee!"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much."

"Sluttings fun, isn't it!? Yeah..."

[rasberrylatte52]

I love the fact that Servo chuckles whenever Crow makes fun of the name Kevin....

[JayBird4theW1N]

"Hehe... come away from the weird security guard." literal lol

[JayBird4theW1N]

"Now, c'mon Nick! Oh wait, he burned to death. Oh well!" LOL

[JayBird4theW1N]

"Big man, you strangled a plush toy." -giggles-

[putzthewondersloth]

I cheered when that guy jumped on the grenade.

[GothicRainbows1415]

"No sorry, I only work with rakes" lol

[flyingzombie1]

"I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it, boy?"

"QUIT SCREAMING LIKE THAT!"

"And they're smoking hams."

"No! He was the backbone of this place!"

"Destroy your life in your own way."

[WhiteTiger225]

8:43 Why won't this blasted door open to reveal my plan?

[Casey5693]

You think that Daphne would be more upset about losing her boyfriend.

[Zakurako]

@Casey5693 THe same chick who was seeing a guy at a bar while he was in the army. I doubt she'd worry that much.

[illuminatioracle]

filipino push fighting

[illuminatioracle]

sweat gland surveys the carnage

[drzignot]

I wanna Hob-Goblin, id pet him and feed him and name him Hobbs!

[SgtHydra]

Sweat Gland surveys the carnage.

[Theburn77]

foot odor...too strong

[femoman]

2.17: OOPHAH!

[KingOfUm]

Has anyone noticed that none of these 5 people (well, maybe slutty girl and buff guy) would realistically never having anything to do with each other?

[Trancemaster2052]

Is it just me or does the old guy kinda look like Matlock?

[ThePhantasist]

Wait.  He had a gun? Why'd he get the nunchucks out first?

[Dyerboy3]

"now come on nick oh yeah he burned to death, oh well"

like this if youre mad this show stopped

[nirvanawg]

"...And they're smoking hams"

[JRodHacker]

Worst fight using nunchakus EVER! Clearly the best strategy against a punk like that is to get behind him and use the cord (or chains) to choke him out! What an Idiot!

[AyKayFoTeeSeVen]

Shouldn't Nick have the keys to the van? They aren't going anywhere

[sokarsfleet]

This movie was so cheap they couldn't afford a flame suit i really do think they set some random guy on fire and filmed it

[Darthwish1139]

"um, I only work with rakes"

[NekoWallaby25]

I wish they had continued this series to where they made fun of the movies on the Sci-Fi channel these days. XD

[Capng123]

@OzzyFan87 I thought that myself at first but that would mean they actually had the wardrobe budget for TWO uniforms and I HIGHLY doubt that.

You can see that the uniform's details are the same in both shots so I'm pretty sure it's just a combination of bad lighting and bad film processing that makes it look like two different uniforms.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, it's a common man, with his common van.

Amy, look! I'm a man. Did you see?

Destroy your life in your own way.

[TheDeathclawhunter]

"imagine getting beaten up by a guy named kevin"....HEY!

[CaptRodgers]

"Stalloone...Scum...opens Friday!" lol.

[lissun]

Foot odor too strong uhhhh

[MINESWEEP2k]

"He's assumed to be in B-movie heaven."

This film's isn't B-movie heaven...it's B-movie HELL!!! B-movie heaven is Rock 'n' Roll High School, and A Hard Day's Night, and Rebel Without a Cause, and Night of the Living Dead, and...

-MINESWEEP

[DemiSonic]

Ironic comment at 0:59, as the MC is the only person in this pile of shit to have a career afterwards! He was the voice of Cosmo in Fairly Oddparents!

[borovitz]

@DemiSonic your a queer who watches gay kids shows.get a life

[DemiSonic]

@borovitz Wow, you're right, I must be homosexual because I watched a kids show when I was a kid! Thanks for helping me come out. Oh, and I was looking at your account, and I noticed that you've favourited some kids show theme tunes and clips. It's nice of you to have came out as well! Let's both go down to a gay bar together, I'll pay for the drinks!

[borovitz]

@DemiSonic you watch gay kids shows from today.i watched them shows when i was a kid.you butt piratte

[DemiSonic]

@borovitz Oh dear, have you forgotten that not everyone in the world is the same age as you? You see my good friend, every day in the world, quite a few people are born. I know it might be confusing to you that not everyone was born in the 80's, but believe it or not, some of us were born in the 90's. And I always thought of myself as a butt ninja, which is how I managed to have sex with you last night without you knowing.

[femoman]

@borovitz And you're a no-life who argues with people via a glowing box connected to the phoneline

[Nullifidian]

Before this movie I never knew that hand grenades were incendiary weapons.

[julianlev]

did I ever tell you what I did in the war...

munitions

have to admit...that was a pretty cool moment

completely illogical but cool

[watda74]

-WAH, WAH, WAH, WH-...oh.

Those three shots to the gut in succession proves that anybody can be a fight choreagrapher...but of course shouldn't. lol

[fledermaus81]

I can't stop laughing at the Casio-enhanced cross-checking at 5:12 XD

[jellywillreturn]

There's a reason Nunchukas are illegal now. They were featured in this mess.

[pretorious700]

hard to believe the film makers were serious about this

[WhiteTiger225]

@pretorious700 Its not. It was an Attempt (See: Fail) to spoof (See: Lame) Gremlins

[pretorious700]

@WhiteTiger225 Yeah, now that you mention it, that is more likely. This thing stinks like mummy meat

[EternalGuardian07]

@pretorious700 I feel the same way about Werewolf.

[ChaoticYak]

Nick gets immolated and their reaction to it is tantamount to "Huh. That's too bad. Well, let's go!"

[DrWhiggs]

Amy, I meant what I said. And I said what I meant. A Kevin is faithful, one hundred percent.

[bakes7288]

So, the vault where they lived went from the basement to the top floor? I love it.

[husker7141]

@bakes7288 They walked up a flight of stairs in the beginning to get to the vault. But, in reality who puts a vault anywhere but a basement.

[eits1986]

The guy with the beard around 3:04 looks like the deranged shop keep from Pulp Fiction. In fact, I think it is him.

[aNightmareOnGoldsST]

"Damn i thought she was into me"

[SGTxBingus]

"War isn't pretty"...

and neither are you

[vincentpricesnephew]

"and smoking hams"

[ChaoticYak]

We're out of the van now. We can start the scene!

[herzogsbuick]

TOO GOOD

[SovanJedi]

He... couldn't have done that 30 years ago? Really?

[MexiGojira]

God bless them. all they had to pass through to give us an awesome show back then.

[boiledcrap]

So Nick's fantasy was to blow shit up in the name of his country and all that patriotic crap...Yeah defiantly a free thinker

[Tapeworm121]

If he would have just blown them up in the first place this piece of shit movie wouldn't even need to exist in the first place! ARGH! Thank God for MST3k though, they made this movie bearable.

[sock2828]

"Quit screaming like that!"

[joelius1]

Slutting is fun!

[PinguimMarco]

Filipino push fighting! haha

[djninjaturtle]

Sometimes when we touch--the honesty's too much.

[amcint01]

0:52 - Finally, two giants of the 80s film industry have a scene together!

[ChaoticYak]

...and he is assumed into B-movie heaven.

[InterEDGE]

my fajita plate was really hot and i touched it!

[changyimei]

"Sometimes when we touch the honesty is just too much"

"Lets go for a ride on a clarkomatic"

[spitfire5scottie]

Where's Nick?

Oh yeah, he's dead.

Oh well...

[OzzyFan87]

ok, ill just stand here and let you put a grenade down my shirt.

[shrews12001]

So the exploding grenade that was very poorly covered by Random Douche #2 didn't touch the table cloth 18 inches away...

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Oh big man, you strangled a plush toy

Nicks a smoking husk right now Im sure he wont mind we take his van

[BlueEyes7452]

My fajita plate was hot and I touched it!

[UWANTMYPP]

So why did he wait 30 fucking years to blow them up when he could have done it the first time he had them locked away? God this movie is terrible...Crow FTW.

[serpico89]

sometimes when we touch, the honesty is too much. XDDD FTW!!!

[serpico89]

he's a smoldering mess i think he won't mind if we take his car! love how he catches on fire after he throws the grenade....too bad you know a grenade "explodes" with shrapnel and it wasn't an incendiary.

[HystericalWoman]

You have to admire Daphne. She's the only one who doesn't give into the Hobgoblin fantasy.

[serpico89]

@HystericalWoman ....yeaaah but why did she want to be a slut in the first place? lmfaoo so according to this movie all women desire to be whores so that their boyfriends will like them.

[HystericalWoman]

Are you mixing her up with Amy?

[serpico89]

sorry lol its just that i was laughing so much the whole time to remember. well one girl wanted to have sex all the time the other wanted it but hid it from everyone. so in the end i think both of them like being sluts XD

[Kinemacolour]

@HystericalWoman Ah but she did! She had the first fantasy when she imagined she heard Nick's horn blowing.

[montyburns9999]

@Kinemacolour GOOD CATCH!

[RodionRomanovich602]

So why is that guy on fire trying to defeat Zigra?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"Stop before he kills you!"

Servo: Or AFTER he kills you--be fine by me.

WAH WAH WAAAHH WAHH--oh..

[ChaoticYak]

I shot you instead. Is that okay?

[fearofthemind]

How many Hobgoblins are their!?!

[t3rr411]

That old man is the Best guy Ever

[OmniOtaku]

Filipino Push Fighting XD

[FFFFFFFFFUUUU]

1:40

always makes me lol at his yelling

[Marian12c]

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty is too much... LOL

[LightDeoxys]

*KABOOM*

Servo: It was supposed to unlock the van door!

Mike: Whoops.

[nschleh]

why didn't the old guy blow up the hobgoblins earlier?

[WhiteTiger225]

@nschleh A sembelance of plot? In Hobgoblins? Pishaw!

[Skinr54]

It's a common man, with his common van!

[MartianBuddy88]

Watching Nick immolate alive is one of the best things I've ever seen in my live...

[ElveeKaye]

Amen, brutha!

[t0t3n3ng3l]

@MartianBuddy88 I kinda wish it was the skank that got immolated.

[modchic720]

"Sweat Gland surveys the carnage."

[ElveeKaye]

Road Rash, Butt Crack, Toe Cheese, Sweat Gland...this guy has almost as many names as Blast Hardcheese! =D

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Proof there's no life after Drama Club!

"There's been an accident at the studio!"

We made 'Hobgoblins'!

My beautiful dream from my childhood, exploding another human being!

[Atrum]

No, I only work with rakes, ok?

[Atrum]

1:32-1:55 LMAO

[redfan45x]

i didnt know frag grenades make people start on fire like a molotav

[psycotigerman]

Oddly enough the hobgoblins were the best actors seeing as they had a reason to be lifeless ragdolls.

[adiadv10]

I was right. They're back inside, and smoking hams.

[adiadv10]

Sweat gland surveys the carnage

[Headbanger142]

You were supposed to unlock the van door!

Whoops.

[modchic720]

So Daphne sticks the grenade inside the sergeant's jacket, and the explosion goes off 10 FEET in front of him?

Yeah, that... that makes total sense to the viewer.

[seanThree16]

Where the hell are they getting those pineapple grenades from? They just appear in their hands.

[Applemask]

@seanThree16 It's the hobgoblins' magical powers of ashbfawhtgw3qegfnerw

[jarrettsuhr]

This was on of those B movies that was not intendt to do go just like Gremlins. Unfortunately more people loved it than hated it enough that the did okay sequel that made a portion of what the original made. Suppiddily there was a gremlins 3 but it was like a min tv movie like deal that didn't get alot of attentions i don't not if it was actually marketed or happened.

[trapadoored]

There was no gremlins 3! And the only reason they made a sequel to this was because now the director assumes (mistakenly) that thanx to mst3k it has a cult following.

[jarrettsuhr]

There has not been an offical gremlins 3 made yet. There was rumors going about a year or so ago by youtube user Coolduder the main guy who does those vides's when you shows all the dvds yo've collected over the year. He said in a video he thougt there was supposed to be a Gremlins3 coming direct to dvd in maybe 2009 or 2010. Maybe it was false rumors like they were going to do a fourth Jurrasic parkj which has yet to happened. I think they got gremlins mp with ghoulies and critters series.

[jarrettsuhr]

There was not a Gremlins 3. I think what might of happened was people got gremlins confused with Ghoulies and Critters series because those series had three seqeuls before they got discountiued.

[j53194]

wow these ppl can all throw ppl very far

[URallangry]

" I shot you instead. Is that okay?"

[SabbyGuy09]

wow... they must have broken the rakes to make the nunchucks.

[cakeforrachie]

Quit screaming like that!

[ChinchillaAngel]

Nunchucks? Are you kidding me?

[manwithoutabody]

The Club Scum MC reminds me of Brain Guy.

[varekai475]

"And he's assumed into B-movie heaven"

[vegantree]

So, wait, they just changed the actors? What? This movie hurts.

[Iwuznothere]

So in the 80s they put kerosene in hand grenades.

[ManaAdvent]

"Big man, you strangled a plush toy!"

"That's buttcrack!"

"Hey look! There's Amy!"

" We gotta help her finish stripping!"

"Stallone, Scum. Opens Friday."

"My fajita plate was really hot and I touched it!"

"Ugh! Foot odor, too strong!"

"Where is he?"

"The Angel of Death, I've been waiting so long."

[var18]

"My beautiful dream from my childhood of exploding another human being."

LOL

[geoentronecromancer]

It's kinda surreal knowing that the Club Scum MC would later go on to be a successful voice actor and TV actor, voicing Cosmo/Jorgan on Fairly Odd Parents and playing Gordy on Ned's DecClassified School Survival Guide, among many other roles.

[soundvile]

"Proof that there is no life after drama club."

Damn straight, haha, that one had me hurting.

[NecrosisOfLight]

I know you kicked my ass last time 'cause you had a gun.

But this time....I know you don't have a gun! For no reason!Q I JUST KNOW!

[albee1000]

"Aaah. Aaaahhh."

This has got to be the most reserved, orderly screaming in agony I've ever heard.

[livinintwilightzone]

"I only work with rakes - ok?"

33! or was that 34? Help me out Tom.

[couchfort]

... frag grenades do not light you on fire, especially when you lay on them, wtf. This movie defies even the most basic concepts of logic.

[littlegothgirl2]

its a crappy movie what do you expect XD

[Mefuki]

Man, those Piczzacato Strings are abused to the limit in this movie.

[Rosalaplayera204]

Oh Toe Cheese....