"NEWT GINGRICH" — a Bad Lip Reading Soundbite

[CMYKapeas]

Rascha fajah nayschee, nacho mahjo si. Limo satcho baratti, élah jinxstah MAO.

[dolgevilleblue]

Can't think when I'm fing high. LMAO

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

Cancer. CHNNNCHNNNCHNNNNNN. nurrrrrr. Can't think when you're FUCKING HIGH.

[TanTanFeil]

I laughed so hard at 1:45

[hatman567]

"I WILL strip for wildflowers, aaaand a basket of peaches." lol

[dlehrbaum]

I went poo poo in the egg salad. XD

[SlothfulCynic]

That would be a badass mission.

[anonismorefun]

harry chests destroy our power, and i went poo poo in the egg salad, noo mary, oh my garsh. . .oh wait, thats not what i wanted to say. . . cancer. "snorts" neehhrrrrrr. cant think when your fucking high.

[bcaprari]

That girl was WRAOW.

[fossilfuelmusic]

best one hahaha



[arrrrtichoke]

i can write the closed captioning for this video to make it Deaf accessible. if you are interested @funnyordie send me a message.

[blink180heights]

1:41 lmaoooo

[jonmcgregory]

I wanna crump, just don't wanna push it.

[natalieeie]

Can't think when you're fucking high!

[xJUICEYxIsMyPSN]

she tried on her frrrilly paintes and made ...so much wood!

[deejay126uk]

This is absolutely fucking piss funny. Best video ive seen for months.

[tkcsope]

Still one of my favorites.

[gpwnedable]

I can overlook the poo-poo in the egg salad, but I'm never voting for anyone who hawks his snot like that. That's gross.

[arghhhpirate]

Hairy chests destroy our power, and I went poo poo in the egg salad. Oh Mary Oh my garwsh Oh wait that's not what I wanted to say...cancer.... *snorts* *Other candidates laugh* lol

[piebaldify]

i'm in the library crying i'm laughing so hard. everyone is mad at me. and i'm nnnnnnot sorrayyy!!

[sarahinacan84]

The fruit pantiez are just for show, you know I love ya Newty.

[onenewshoe]

Oh Newt, you are a wild madman...yuck!

[kisame3151]

@chewyy34 brandon?¿Thats Not Ur number

Its 089110 there u go.

[chewyy34]

hey guys my name is brandon and I'm really fuckin bored someone call me at 845-596-4286!

[COLUMBINE1818]

@chewyy34 No, I do Not want to have sex with you!

[JerichoDitch2]

4 porpoises and a wet Nigerian ..... good name for a rock band

[tonoklein]

tryng to typ throuhjg teh tears tooo funy lllol

[IlyanaV]

"I think it'd be cool to get four porpoises, a wet nigerian, and do the mary lunch limbo- that'd be a bad ass mission"

[GroupConglomerate]

New is off tha chains!

[HaasArrest]

this one is definitely my favorite

[robotjj0009]

"I wanna impeach Ronald Reagan" yup, he's a RINO

[poidog44]

Cancer



[dupersloby]

its was funny but I just died

should be called "funny and/or die"

haha... ha...

[TheYellowochre]

It's funny how all this would be completely lost on someone watching this who doesn't speak english

[milovanyx]

Has anyone looked at the tags?

[milovanyx]

She tried on her frilly panties and just made so much wood.

[JIHADJESSE]

he's got my vote

[TheTwoyrbrat]

" Can't think if you frikin high.....LMAO "

[TheSwavi]

Ron Paul 2012

[music77ify]

rape

[donkatsue]

i will strip for wildflowers and a basket of peaches

hahahaha

[ebbymac1]

I went poo poo in the egg salad.

[TheClassicSwagga]

"Whats up with the fruit panties? You hatin' on me?"

[killjoy192321]

'That girl was raooww'

[Sadiegirl180]

111 people need to take a poop.

[editscifi]

LMAO, OMG that's just tarable. 

[jeffehdad]

Newt is scum

[jeffehdad]

This one is one of the best ones... sucks it didn't go quite as viral. These kick ass

[MrDjbeatsmith]

i will strip for wild flowers in a basket of peachs

[rgizzle821]

hahaha "I want to impeach Ronald Regan"

[ResurrectedDeath]

"That girl was RAO!

[treeradioproductions]

im dissapointed in this one :-(

[Shockley89]

@treeradioproductions Are you kidding? It's the best one by far...

[HuManSoundEffects]

@treeradioproductions how this is the best one. the voice matches perfectly.

[HuManSoundEffects]

That girl was rauhhhhhh

[moshcustom]

can't think when your fuckin high

[iEmoAnimeLoverGirl]

he's wearing too much foundation.. o.e

[SpiritBearMusic]

Kermit the Frog is Getting Old.

[usmcbensen18]

Hilarious!

[aisforaquabat]

herman cain's laugh!!

[unrealsum1]

" Whats up with the fruit panties? You hating on me?"

" And that girl was ROUND"

"who rattled the fish?, Tell the truth!"

Awwe:D I love Funny or Die

[lollybeakis]

i agree, it would be a badass mission to get 4 porpoises and a wet nigerian to do the merry lunch limbo

[Visda58]

The awkward debate moment was stellar editing and pure comedy.

[Kodanfluff]

that girl was ROUND

[RaymondJoe13]

I thought this is what he actually said #republicansbetterluckin2012

[moclava]

genius

[koolaid180573064799]

When he is singing at the beginning what is he saying and what does it mean?

[RufotSerk001]

Why isn't this linked to the original by Bad Lip Reading?

This has way more views than the original...not fair!

[RonPaul2012vote123]

Lmao

[rosepotpourri]

fruit panties -- he should know

[rosepotpourri]

be cool. ok?

[JorgeL721]

Lol, 'I want to impeach Ronald Reagan' HAHAHA

[7thPhotography]

I think it'd be cool to get four porpoises, a wet Nigerian, and do the merry lunch limbo.

[siknik24]

0:15 raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy. lol close enough

[poisonmycottoncandy]

In parts he sounds like Kermit the Frog... wtf.

[messeduppupxboxlive]

RASHA FASHA NAYSHEE, NACHO MAJO SEE. LIMO SACHO BURATTI, ELA DINX TAO MAO.

[blomejoeyyy]

how do get me to watch a youtube ad?? have beautiful woman sing bohemian rhapsody..

[bozo47p]

your old and fat....your views on the U,S, economy are 30 plus tears old...I am tired of this bubba system nonsence that you represent ...you are stagnent with no sence of direction...I will never vote for you

[RyuseiTV]

Today on english lesson, teacher asked a question and no one exept me knew that it was "cancer". Instead of telling it, i laughed so hard that had to leave...

[computerjlt]

awesome



[fjemilo]

i think dave chappelle is running newts campaign. The moon bitches!!!

[GodKillerAtheist]

OH SHIT THAT'S SOME FUNNY!

[laxball535]

cancer

[pinkycheeks]

oh my god the rick perry/herman cain/michele bachmann reactions were the best

[LaGreatChrisMaxie]

Dude, Newts bad makeup job in this is the funniest thing.

[pasmoressj2]

"Hairy chests destroy our power..."



[geee0h]

who in the fuck..... names their kid newt ?!

[RussellThePumpkin]

@geee0h I don't know. Certainly not Newton Gingrich's parents.

[geee0h]

@RussellThePumpkin I more so meant.. who the fuck in their right mind....... I know his parents more than likely named him... :p

[RussellThePumpkin]

@geee0h ...

I was pointing out that his birth name is not "Newt". It's Newton, which is a much more common name.

[geee0h]

@RussellThePumpkin Well I suppose the more important question would be... who would be stupid enough, to go by Newt... ? :/

[RussellThePumpkin]

@geee0h NOW YOU'RE TALKING SENSE

[WIHxC]

that would be a badass mission

[Bamchucknorris]

omg its too good

[Jersey24Dan]

"Can't think when you're fucking high" classic

[musicgoddess51]

I will strip for wildflowers...and a basket of peaches.

Pretty low standards, eh Newt?

[rudemood2011]

I got pulled over the other night and when the cop started asking me all kinds of questions, I replied to the cop "You can't think when you're fucking high"

[GeneralAerosmith]

1:44 NUUUUHHAAAHHAH

[fielsjd]

DJO, is that you? Cause I'm pretty sure it's you.

[wildgeg]

the beginning of this video gets me every time

[XPIOLT]

The scary part is that Santorum understood every word and agrees!

[tigerlover1021]

Be cool ok.

[AntarticAlligator]

Loofs of sauce by the wheelbarrow strikes fear into every bowler.

[blargh7375]

Can't think when you're fuckin' high.

True that, brother.

[jnapier32]

The singing part is the best ROFL!!!

[crazykids1231000]

This video is soo funny! Love every part!!!!!

[holajapan]

What's up with the fruit panties? You hatin' on me?

[eldahdz05]

can't think when you're fuckin high

[kingazlin]

last part was the only funny part

[chris146992]

that last part killed me XD

[AzzanStarcraft]

Cancer.

[TimsTennGirl]

that'd be a badass mission" lol

[misssarahjean91]

My favorite quotes: "I will strip for wild flowers, and a basket of peaches." "Who rattled the fish? Tell the truth!" "Cancer..." [insert laughter from other candidates]

[Krontos7]

you don't need a BLR to make newt gingrich sound like an idiot

[BigRedChester]

Can someone explain this?

[firekreve2j]

@BigRedChester damn you must be the most dumbest person on youtube.. someone has dubbed over the real commercial with stupid words and it looks real

[teamcorporate24]

Obligatory joke about how the politician makes more sense this way. Hysterical every time.

[swi1979]

fuck yeah

[dinotles]

Hahahahah! 1:29 and onward is the funniest thing

[iiianydayiii]

cant think when your fuckin' high XD

[coreyGOW]

poopoo in the egg salad

[simw7]

the song is just priceless lol hahaha epic

[BillKiernan]

the Fruit Panties part kills me each time

[nelson3300]

The Ron Paul one is golden :D RP2012

[rowsdower23]

"Be cool, ok?"

[zepps88]

this is the most sense Newt Gingrich has ever made

[Volatus]

AWWH! This version cut off the "Bacon slap! Bacon slap! Bacon slap!"... if you're gonna get the same video on two different channels (even having taken the two "top comments" rationalizing FOD's copy), at least put the whole thing in there! :P

[EEDDLL1234]

i will strip for wildflowers...and a basket of peaches..

[DarthJeffery]

"Can't think when you're f***ing high"

"I want to impeach Ronald Reagan"

[MrTecReviewers]

Kermit

 the frog

[Ironmaiden654]

That girl was raawr, she tried on her panties and made so much wood.... LMAO

[ekhighvoltage]

I think I've watched this like 50 times!!!!!

[LiamMcRaeMusic]

looks like tim heidecker

[natevines]

THAT'D BE A BADASS MISSION hahahaah

[xTHExPENATRATORx]

That girl was ROUND!

[khdude2000]

Why do these make all of the potential candidates more likable?

[FitzafiedYou]

Can't think when you're fucking high

[mjacobson7]

OK, OK, I rattled the fish.

[SirReaI]

@NewtGingrichforprez lolwut? I'm sorry, but I think I misunderstood you. I don't speak "the language of living in a ghetto."

[NewtGingrichforprez]

@SirReaI There is nothing ghetto about what I just said. I would want Obama if I was ghetto. All the ghetto niggers love Obama because he gives them my tax dollars.

[NewtGingrichforprez]

This is pathetic. These people are just making Newt look like an idiot. Show some respect for our next president.

[MrO420o]

@NewtGingrichforprez the guy is a psychopath grow a brain

[TheHomicidalBabe]

@NewtGingrichforprez You know Mitt's going to win the republican candidacy, then Obama's going to get reelected, so I don't see your point.

[NewtGingrichforprez]

@TheHomicidalBabe There is going to be a brokered convention and Newt will win the nomination because he is the most conservative.

[thepoet82]

@NewtGingrichforprez

They did the same for all the candidates...

[NewtGingrichforprez]

@thepoet82 Yeah but, Newt is the best option and they shouldn't be ruining the best candidates name.

[TheHomicidalBabe]

@NewtGingrichforprez Uh, no, Ron Paul is the most conservative, he is what it is by definition, and he's not going to win. Mitt is going to win, buddy, and your so call 'idealistic' dream of Newt being president isn't going to happen. He's a racist asshole who can't tolerate anything other than a white, straight, rich male. Xenophobe. Go fucking hide under the rock you crawled out from.

[tylerberry44]

@TheHomicidalBabe ok Ron Paul is not the most conservative, Santorum is actually, or close tied to Gingrich. Romney is a damn liberal. Ron Paul is conservative, but by no means the most. Rick Perry and Herman Cain are 100% conservative.

[gbpackersfan42]

@tylerberry44 And every single one of them would be better presidents than Obama has been. Obama is either extremely stupid, or he thinks we are all extremely stupid. He is going to lower our debt by spending another trillion dollars that we don't have? It doesn't take a genius to know that you don't make money by spending more money than you make when you are already in extreme debt. It's like trying to erase your credit card debt by buying 50 big screen TV's when you're unemployed.

[Gproducshizz]

soo funny, sounds just like gingrich. ahaha :D

[Kompe2]

This man has some humor at least

[conadora]

This video came out on Funny or Dies channel BEFORE the BLR channel.............

[MHend47]

Who is this joker? Ron Paul 2012!

[FreddyClapton]

I wanna impeach Ronald Reagan

[axelrodtattoo]

Can't think when your're f@ckin high

[jasenrooks2001]

that's not Gingrich that's Burt from seasume street

[biggtroy101]

That was fucking Hilarious!

[sinthuxmachina]

I love the awkward moment when Newt was nervous and making random noises then Michele Bachman makes a noise while she smiles haha.

[danning1]

*My Favorite Quote About Gingrich:

"He loves divorce so much that at some point he decided to get a divorce from reality as well."

[thehours89]

lmfao



[cridantis]

Can't think when you're fucking high.

[boralinoi]

You know.. if he _actually_ said that shit, I might vote for him...

[joeydents]

1:28 after this point I'm just done XD



[NoliMeCalcare86]

nnnnhhn...cancer.

[Krontos7]

can't think when you're high!