Russian Car Crash Test

[hundiraisk]

Chances are, that this car was made carefully and well prepared for that crash test.

Knowing, how russian production work, next car after that came out without airbags, since the guy who installs them, sold those for few bottles of vodka.

[BKMZ1985]

Something like Mitsubishi Lancer.

[C0LL1N]

i would have thought a russian car would have gone clear through the deformable barrier, out of the concrete wall and ended up somewhere outside the complex.

[TheStifler1992]

This is so unreal, it crashes over and over again and the person is still alive. its fake...

[NewDivineWind]

Looks like a hammer and a sickle aren't the best tools to design a car with.

[jzh101]

in Soviet Russia, car crashes you!



[MrRodillo123]

Russians, chinese, and blonde people are the worst drivers ever. Japanese are awesome though, they know how to drive!

[themaxkozak]

I scrolled down expecting a soviet russia joke :(



[themaxkozak]

I scrolled down expecting a soviet russia joke :(

[ned1314]

нормально в принципе только стойку не много повело 

[chickenpoper]

Bender from futurama masterbated to this

[mastersanchez99]

not as bad as the chinese one...

[MrSaxosam]

neck...dead

[silence3994]

you cant compare to german cars because german cars are the safest in the world

but its ok :)

[VideoWolf69]

Way better than the chinese crap car! Good Job Soviet Russia!

[LeSarthois]

This is a Lada 110. It's a cars from the late 90's, it's a pretty decent crash test for a car this old.

[ramisabella1991]

no this is Lada Priora

[LeSarthois]

@ramisabella1991 Ah, that's what bugged me about the front part. But as far a I know, the Priora is "just" a 110 with new interior and modified front and rear design.

So the "basis" is still from the Lada 110, and for a car of this time, it's a good crash test.

It could be better then, considering the Priora apeared in 2003; the rooftop should not bend like that.

But heh it's very cheap car; in the range of cars of same size and price, there is only the Dacia Logan which do better.

[zoufi69]

It s not so bad

[rebelpilot34]

this is russia why isn't there real people in the car

[telorinodelhoyoo]

almost better than the americans

[andrew22334455]

in truth, this wasn't that bad. i think 3-4 star

[atyxyt]

:LOL:

[spectrum069]

is this where i write something like " in soviet russia car crash you ?"

[LolBolt]

ouch the air bag

[Cab0cl0]

- Oh dear, are you ok? My neck feels funny.

[Revolv1Of2My3Dream]

Owned by air bag.

[7rooper]

This crash test went actually well. You can see how the tire absorbs the most of the crash energy

[david1991rules4life]

Russia... where the car's crumple zones, are your KNEES!

[bonk3937]

no chances to survive

[sunNbass]

that Dummy survived

[TheSoilemezidis]

it's good

[ProperBodged]

they should just use every car manufactured in Russia and China for crash testing until none remain... at least they'll be providing entertainment, which in turn means they accomplish something worthwhile instead of just killing people. :|

[RyanChinchilla1992]

Not bad I'd drive that car (not crashed version) without much concern...

[TheSoundDoctors]

america!

[lemonpore]

@TheSoundDoctors japan!

[mkglebe69]

Not as bad as I thought it would be. The damage was mostly contained to the crumple zone without too much intrusion into the passenger compartment.

[MirceaBv]

@mkglebe69

The fact that the dummy banged his head twice will earn this car a maximum of 2 stars in euro NCAP.

It doesn't matter the state of the passenger compartment if your head is crushed.

[monan77]

@MirceaBv

so in ur car, ur head is glued?

[MirceaBv]

@monan77

Probably that solution will be adopted by Lada in future.

In my Japanese car I have well made seats with decent head rests and also side airbags.

Something you won't see on a russian car to soon.....

[Nkovalenk]

@MirceaBv With Russian economics those cars would be too expensive to drive...

[MirceaBv]

@Nkovalenk

Unfortunately....

[BULLDOZERUFO]

приора ёпт

[halooa]

Vw polo safer

[armando7972]

In Soviet Russia, Cars Crash You!

In Capitalist America, Women Crash Cars!!!

lol

Awesome!!!

[Tower23232]

@armando7972 What is this - "Soviet Russia"??? O_o Im Russian.

[armando7972]

@Tower23232

I'm sorry, I meant:

In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Cars Crash You!

[Tower23232]

@armando7972

I understood your joke. It's funny)

[armando7972]

@Tower23232

Thank you!

P.S: I'm Brazilian.

[192Cake]

Win

[Hmonks]

if it was a Chinese car it would exploded.

[pmfabri]

Way better than some chinese shit! Of course, you can't beat a Lincoln Town Car!

[lizzzzard0]

It''s Lada Priora. Made in Russia. better than china XD. Russian buy these cars because they cheap and it is better Chinese.

[Xtwqedfaghyuinm]

Asia=the problem of the world

[HUNDuffman]

well your car is fucked up but you arent dead at least

[yummy2cherry]

This is a russian-hate video by an american. And, the car is not russian. :D

[RyanChinchilla1992]

I'd drive that car, it did well enough for me...

[vanb80]

это приора чтоли?

[yokohama50]

compared to germany you are making something ...with youre tools

ok but compared to china you are making cars :)

I have driven with new Lada and i must say it is much better than the old one :)

[saf768]

did better than chinese

[Chausboy]

Russian cars are good, but we mostly dont give a fuck bout competition with other countries cars. And if someone here still says russians fail at building cars then check out american or european crash test fails. I live in canada and i've already seen a dummy flying out a GMC and hitting a pole at only 60km/h during a crash test. Thats what i call a fail :)

[thatmuse76]

It's not good by today's standards, although about 20-25 years ago that would have been average. I know the modern Chinese cars crumple much like cars from before the 60's.

[MrWildcat8435]

in Soviet Russia, Cars Crash You thats funny

[Linkk22]

Safer than the chineese one.

[Statimtek]

Still its good to see at least they are doing crash tests

[Statimtek]

Thats not good.Any time the roof buckles and the door opens out that means you get intrusion into the passenger cabin.If you want to drive a car like that be my guest, but think about this, would you let a loved one drive it knowing in a crash like that could kill our seriously injure them. The driver dummy's hit the door pillar.

[metehan61]

yes better than chinesse cars. chinesse cars like tin box

[GranFury440]

I'd buy a solid russian built vehicle. Make em' boxy and solid as a Tank with engines that aren't fast but bulletproof with impossible to beat prices. I'd like to have some sort of compact 4 cylinder diesel 4WD regular cab russian workhorse truck. Have two shared engines, a gas and diesel between their cars and trucks to decrease prices and complexity yeah! I'd get a serious looking millitary type color.

[dimaganin]

@romanzzzzzzzz you lying whore

[ILoveSummerParadise]

ps. I'm driving Alfa Romeo GTV, so I don't know everything about FSO - for tell you the true I was never driving any polish car. But maybe sometime I will have a ride... (sorry, I'm tired, I'm going sleep)

[ILoveSummerParadise]

ps. I was seen Lada Kalina (or something like that) make in something like 2009year - this is most stylistic disaster for me - I've never seen before such ugly car, like you're commie Lada...

[Koolaidguy327]

Oh my god people u had to film the most cheapest car in russia and i m russian and i agree that our cars suck but no need to make joke like "in soviet russia car crash u" its so not respectful

[JACPresentations]

@Koolaidguy327 yeah it really does get irritating when people do that 

[215alessio]

if it is at 64km/h speeds The results are acceptable, shurely if you know the prise of this car. 2 stars?

[asshatnowhere159]

thats not what i expected. i was expecting the car to be unscathed while the barrier blew up. well you know what the say,... in soviet russia...

[AWDfreak]

Way better than the Chinese

[1waffleiron]

That's about average.

[Santokiii]

Better than China...

[Hitsulikeapunch]

@Santokiii i bet you somalia could make a better car than china

[martinkwok8]

@Santokiii the one in China .... the driver will be sitting at the back sit

[yummy2cherry]

@Santokiii Not russian. ;)

[TheDM75]

@Santokiii lmao

[hotpocketpoison]

@Santokiii barely...

[rafalua1998]

one star i think...

[Johntheripper87]

In Soviet Russia, car crash you!

[shinusha]

that wasnt so bad

[SuecoEstarolas]

At least Russia don't want to reduce drastically their population...

[TheBloodsunday]

Ilovesummerparadise r u fucked by ur dad in ur shit paradise head u dnt even knw any russian cars

[suprafrase]

The russian car didn't perform very well, that said in terms of safety performance it still seems lightyears ahead of the chinese car in the other video

[MrBattalion]

take lada niva,after crash test the car is like new.

[ito6722]

realy it s not bat for cheap car.

[Jerrycobra]

that is pretty decent compared to chinese, lol

[deadz74]

that is not bad the door remain closed and it seem to be well crumble , like an average american sedan ive seen worst

[ILoveSummerParadise]

fuck communism... Russian and Chinese cars just sucks... What kind of people buy that shit? Terrible

[OwiuX]

@ILoveSummerParadise i would buy that shit.. JK i dont wanna die

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@OwiuX thats good for you :)

[keegan47401]

@ILoveSummerParadise That crash test was actually pretty good

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@keegan47401 no... test was terrible for me - russian and other commie cars are made on worst parts, people who made this shit don't care about quality...

[keegan47401]

@ILoveSummerParadise the front is supposed to crumple to absorb the impact

[commandro]

@keegan47401 no it was not, did you see how far his head moved to the right and back again? now imagine this in real time. the speed in whitch his head twisted to the right and the back again is enough to crack vertebrae.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Can you name some polish cars ?

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz Yes, for example - Polonez (have not bad crash test, much better, then russian cars) Search "polonez test zderzeniowy" on youtube.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Too bad this ugly and old fiat shit is not being produced since like 1991 ))

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz this isn't fiat, but FSO Polonez (Fabryka Samochodow Osobowych). Ugly? Russian Lada it's much more ugly ;) Everybody in poland make laught of this cars :p

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

You can laugh all you want, especially when you're not producing anything yourself.

The Polonez is a rebodied Polski Fiat 125p that Fabryka Samochodów Osobowych (FSO) built under license from Fiat. The internal components, including a modernized engine, (pistons and carburetor), the chassis, and other mechanical, were from the Polski Fiat 125p, but the body was an entirely new hatchback body designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Old Italian car+new body designed by an Italian, produced till 1991 = Polish pride ))))

You do you polaks have to be so dumb ..OMG .

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz you russian punks are stupid, because Polonez it's NOT italian design!! And this isn't polish pride - just old polish car, but still better, then you're plastic-fantastic Lada Kalina ;) so just Fuck off, cause I don't need to speak with stupid russian punk

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

It IS Italian design, fucking 100% Italian you dumb fuckin polak ))) Google it you fuckin shit face )))

You don't produce ANY fuckin cars, ZERO.... you country is a political, military, economical, and technological ZERO,

"Oh we laugh at Lada" Who fuckin cares you stupid fucking plumber, we laugh at your tiny brain and an inferiority complex )))

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz Poland it's much better country to live, then ugly and pour russia full of cryminal's and terrible landscape's. You russian punk better see my movie about Warsaw (capital of poland). Full of russian's come to poland to find better life in here - I hate this fuckers. They bring only cryminal and shit from russia to poland - thats bad for pl. I hate commie russia.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

List of countries by GDP (PPP) per capita (World Bank)

39 Poland $19,059

40 Russia $18,963

Fuck yeah )) Poland is a fucking paradise compared to Russia)))

We have internet now buddy, I can find any data that I want, live your bullshit for your dumb fellow polaks ))). Your fuckin warsaw is a shit hole compared to Moscow.

"commie russia" ptssss.. what a fuckin idiot, not even aware of the fact that Russia hasn't been communist for like 20 years now

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz hehehehehe moscow it's world's public toalet ;) And you're have so poor skyline. In russia people live much worst, then in poland. For example in poland least, that you can earn it's 350euro (medium it's 900euro). In russia it's 50euro - how you can live for only 50euro/mounth? That's amazing ;) In russia most of cars it's Lada Samara and shit like this ;) Only mafia have a good live in you're country ;). So sorry, but you are dirty punk for me ;) So just fuck off.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Moscow is a public toilet ? Hahahahaha ...have ever been there dumb polak ? It's in top3 most expensive cities in the world you idiot ! And the medium salary in Russian is past 900 euros long time ago...

Keep living in delusion dumb polak))

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz Sorry, but you stupid, not me... You have some complexes and problem's with that I think. In russia you can legal earn something around 50euro - I was watching few document's about life in russia... about how many people and children in center moscow are starving... that's very sad for me, that you live in such terrible country and you think this is normal... Polish it's part of United Europe - life here it's much better, then in dirty russia (I was meet a few people from russia)

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Alright, looks like dumb pshek keeps reading his mantra regardless of what I write )))

United Europe hahhhaha, yeah thanks to you Germans have no lack of cheap labor ))

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz okay, so shut up and just fuck off, cause you talking bullshit.

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

fuck you, dumb shit

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@RomanZzzzzzzzz you have many complexes poor russian :( Better go for help to some psychiatrist. And don't write to me again, cause I don't have time for people like you, sorry ;)

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Well then don't write to me and don't repeat my words you fucking moron.

[MrPopular22]

@ILoveSummerParadise

CIA WORLD FACTBOOK:

GDP (purchasing power parity) Poland: $725.2 billion - Russa:$2.229 trillion

GDP (official exchange rate):Poland: $470 billion - Russa:$1.477 trillion

GDP - per capita (PPP):Poland: 18.800 - Russia: $ 15.900(And live is cheaper in Russia than poland, except Moscow)

Unemployment(people with no job) Poland: 11.8% - Russia: 7.6%

Public debt Poland: 53.6% of GDP - Russia: 9.5%

Industrial production growth rate: Poland: 6.5% - Russia:8.3%

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@MrPopular22 maybe that's true, but russia have something like 20x biggest country and most of money they spend on military. Regular people live much better in Poland, then russia. Theory it's always diffrent, then practice ;)

[MrPopular22]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Speaking about alcohol: Well, i live in Frankfurt/Germany, we have tons of illegal polish workers here standing on a street and waiting for people to give them work for a day or two. It's called POLENSTRICH FFRANKFURT. These people are drunk 24H a day, they often sleep in parks(especially in summer) and piss on the street like dogs.If you don't believe me, i can sent you some german articles,Google it or just visit the city.Even the woman are drunk from 8' in the morning

[MrPopular22]

@ILoveSummerParadise

No my friend. I was in poland quite a few times and live is not very sweet there. The people in rural areas have miserable live, just like in Russia. Warsaw may look good, but only because a few big cities look good, that doesn't mean live in poland is good. Rural areas are poor as shit and eastern poland is even worse.There are Millions of poles working in England, Ireland, Germany and elsewhere.

thenews . pl/national/artykul135527_pove­rty-in-poland-on-the-rise . html

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@MrPopular22 I belive you, but this is not normal Poles... People, who escape to such boring country, like germany are desperete - they live on worst polish village, where they have no chance for normal life. They are stupid, without education/school degree. They think, that in west europe they will be rich - they are naive. Normal Poles are very diffrent, then this ;). You have been in Warsaw/Gdansk/Krakov?

[MrPopular22]

@ILoveSummerParadise

Yes my friend and the same in Russia. The people from villages are going either to big cities or they go abroad. Russia has great cities like St. Petersburg, Moscow, Kazan and many others, but village live is miserable just like in PL, probably even worse(depends on region)

I've not been Krakov but to Gdansk and Warsaw. Yes it's beatiful, especially Gdansk :-) We have a friend living near Warsaw and also driving through Warsaw when going to Moldova, so i'm often there.

[MrPopular22]

@ILoveSummerParadise

So don't say you hate Russians, alcoholics, blabla, both have their idiots and pigs, but in general the mentality is not soo different. I actually love PL and poles. When you're Russian like me and coming from Germany to PL, you feel like you're coming at home :-) Nice people, Streets are not dead like here, Girls look like girls,Language is similiar and the mentality in general is just Slavic, which means nice for me :-)

[ILoveSummerParadise]

@MrPopular22 heheh that's nice ;) So sorry for that "I hate Russians" that was not true :) I'm glad, that you like Poland and you feel good in my country :).

[Older045]

Russian car's - говно на колесах.

[MSNIMSM]

It looks kinda like a second generation Ford Taurus.

[SaabisteALaRetraite]

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[215alessio]

it is like an european car standards of 1996, not excellent but not that bad either

[mossandthesea]

I don't get it. The technology is easily available. Why not use it to make cars safer in Asia? The Russian should make excellent cars.

[G1NZOU]

A little bit of passenger compartment warping but otherwise pretty good.

[carveriscool]

In Soviet Russia, they test cars on their crash barriers.

[makemap]

@carveriscool In Soviet Russia car crash test you.

[thesniperofcs]

the russian cars is better than chinese cars

[metehan61]

not bad.. even perfect than chinesse cars

[karthikthomask]

its not russian ,its chinese

[MISTERDIPLOMATIC]

This isn't as bad as the Chery Amulet.

[88indaclub]

Not that bad after all! Greetings from italy!

[joedawg112]

its not good but its not bad.

[ActiveWorldsLunitic]

Eh.. Not as bad as Chinese cars!

[Vladik1able]

I'm Russian... Auto VAZ sucks.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

In Soviet Russia, Yeltsin crashes YOU!

[LMB222]

@LOLDISNEYLAND Yeltsin was in post-Soviet Russia, you crash test dummy.

[whattheheck1000]

Looks like maybe a 3 star Euro Ncap, or Acceptable IIHS.

[ZzEsquisitezZ]

this guy has definatly seen rwj XD, LOL in soviet russia, car crash you

[NGCAsteroyd]

капсула смерти :)))

[tranglomango]

wow there r lots of technicians here...very good,now go back to school

[Hatinonthehaters]

Russia makes great military things, they never took cars seriously.

[eldiablo1987]

In Soviet Russia Wall drives against Car

[Motorfordtoyota]

Its ugly, and its a piece of shit, Good job! Not as bad as the Chinese one though!

[smookkee1]

ебучие уроды, если будет мало ракет, то кинем вам дубовицкую

[ninjagiden1]

any one here speak german some guy put up a german coment

[vsa715]

ебанные аммерикашки если вам не нравятся наши машины можем прислать охуенные ракеты!!!

[TheIsito]

Give a bunch of these to the guys from Jackass and let them have a deathmatch.

[boooooooooogy]

at least better than china ! (Y)

[activeplum]

Well it's obviously good. very little deformation beyond the hood. You should have taken another model, crash test of 2105/2106/2107 is way more gloomy.

[counterclockwise123]

i was expecting worse

[Harlsberg2]

They made the front airbag larger it'd be better.

[darrowby1972]

If that was a Lada Riva, it would have broken the barrier!

[ammarhio]

in soviet russia, car test you.

[pinkpixel]

russian have to make vodka , not car's

[KevinFL]

@pinkpixel With all the Vodka consumed in Russia, maybe cars are not a good idea.

[pinkpixel]

@KevinFL

that's what i say'd! make vodka,not cars

[zvukgame]

This is a Russian Car "LADA Priora, check the logo on board

[draeath]

This is a Chinese car. Not Russian.

It was /tested/ in Moscow, but it is a Chinese car.

[patrickprulez]

er HMM! *cought* Brillance BS6 *cought*

[solarisautobusy]

Its better than Logan Dacia 13 From 16 3 stars

[killerguitar44]

Oh well, it's nit THAT bad ... Europe was about to import Chinese cars...

[nvm0]

Better than the lame chinese car. Not the best,but not even the worst.

[slobhinav]

Much better than Chinese cars! Good job GAZ, or VAZ, or ZIL, or Ural, or UAZ, or ZAZ, or whoever, lol.

[thedarkone2134]

This is very comparable to cars in the US a few years back. It's not too bad, unlike china cars.

[TheSchnappster]

Safer than Mercedes E-Class from 1995. If you dont believe, you have video on youtube

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

In Russia you need a car that can take a pounding, so now you can drink Vodka before you drive!

[dancecosmic]

Some very strong motors in unsafe cars .

[177emin]

This is car Lada Priora get 10,6 point from 16 (EuronCAP, 64km/h), Renault Symbol 11 point - for example . Not bad, I think

[1990Danilwin]

@177emin Это были оценки самих производителей,а какие реальные