The Divine Comedy - National Express video

[oscaroneish]

nice pisstake on the corrupit!

[PunkiPhish34547]

The lyrics and idea was thought up when on a National Express coach journey on the way from his friends' house to his oldest brother and wife, Des and Helen's house in Tiverton, Devon. I should know, I asked him >.<

Pure genius, yet more undeniable talent from Teddy there:)

He's got more PR recently, many more gigs. was on celebrity mastermind a few weeks back and is generally out on the scene again:) Much lovee<3

[FakePlasticJames]

He has a punchable face though.

[bukaroony]

love this cheers me up yes my arse is big so what

[TheLianneh7]

@dymond9999 well i hope you were never my driver you cheeky sod ya lol, but the song still makes me chuckle ;)

[oleoterrace100]

Love this

[tartanroom]

A clever blend of 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest' and a 1960s Matt Monro jolly song.

[TheDoug1892]

Had never seen the video before....very true.

[boredindundee]

@dymond9999 LOL This song is not about coaches m8 Its about nhs mental health care

[gregwithnail]

@boredindundee LOL dymond9999 was joking m8.

[sackmagic]

Ha Ha memories

[Chilli0912]

I wish he'd produce more music like this.

[stolencar100]

it is hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country" one of the best lines evre still makes me laugh

[cphaza]

Perhaps one of the funniest music videos of all time? Anyone with experience of the NHS mental health system will have a wry smile after watching this

[Kerbieridesagain]

@dymond9999 And as we all know you bus drivers are the pinnacle of fitness.

[MultiThunderace]

Just love this song. You can't help singing along

[TheMiditzermad]

does any one know the tab for the guitar solo

[wilsonj1954]

Happy New Year from Hooks N Crooks!

[sandmansam1965]

I miss the hostesses on National Express - Dam Health and Safety it was fun !!

[jhfh3112]

This video will be a lot funnier when Hannon inevitably gets sectioned

[pip4910]

@jhfh3112 you mean he hasn't been?!!!

[wyzwolenie]

What it the best thing about this video? The song? Neil's faces? Neil's wild, spontaneous dances? No! It's that the highlight video of this is a Fry & Laurie sketch!! With both them, I'm complete :)

[charlie123abc360]

Niel hannon is the don!

[Hockalus]

that video is so random!!!!

[ThePunktkommastrich]

basketball man! i love you!

[ThePunktkommastrich]

yeah! psych ward - just awesome!

[icodlosvinos]

Brilliant :)

[23hublock1]

@dymond9999 Ha ha! Quality!



[gbay99]

I bet he had so much fun making this video.

[lilmissnorty5]

I FUCKING LOVE HIM, THIS SONG AND THIS VIDEO ITS SOO AWESOME :D

[MrKarlosDrummer]

but it's hard to get by.

when your arse is the size,

of a small countRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYBODY SAY!

most addictive thing since heroine xD ftw

[MrKarlosDrummer]

everybody say...

ba da ba da, baaa da ba daaaaa

[2504marcus]

one of my favourites to cheer me up when i need a laugh.

[HAHAHA1922]

possibly one of the best and funniest videos I have ever seen. Pure Genius.

[MrGerakis100]

absolutely brilliant

[ktkow]

Best. Song, Ever.

[Prizak1]

What a great tune!!

[CelticReject]

BRILLIANT!!!!!

[OrnelaKrilin]

nice faces:) source of mind ison face. i like psychiatric songs :D  amazing!!! *****

[ilovepancakeswithjam]

first time ive seen this is on singstar, i just thought- ..genius.

[phantomxr]

Divine Comedy operated way outside the the current "pop" idiom the songs are beautifuly constructed, lyricaly superb,and i love em!! listen to Absent Friends for example

[TheMurray1996]

er

er er errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[celticbabe67]

just love this band,so un-noticed and they deserve more recognition!!!!! Their lyrics are hillarious...oh an ps,my arse is the size of a "small country"...too many fekn cans of Tennents lmao xxxx

[lamc93]

It's hilarious when he smacks the guy in the arse. LOL!

[ryanmeyrick]

When your arse is the size of a small countryyyy :D

[craelow]

If u like this should listen to american music club...Johnny Mathis Feet, Crabwalk, or Animal Pen should be right up your alley.

[SaveaDrumBangTre]

This is fucking brilliant!

[jotavandyck]

Neilha, genio!

[xtcxtc123]

craztlikeafool - yes this and few songs may have obvious lyrical hooks - together with a pop music simplicity Listen to more DC and you will find complex personal situations beautifully and succinctly weaved with glorious music.

- a reason why so many of us love them.

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

This video has added a whole new meaning to the song, which is absolutely bloody genius! C:

[HypoCooper]

Where can I find the music for Charge -D.C ?

I love Neil Hannon!

[julieanne301]

But its hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country......lol

[MaiaCat1]

Brilliant line! Lol

[BillyTheKid62]

I did not like this song when i 1st heard it...NOW I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT! :D

[rabbitwho]

yeah i hated it too, but in my defense I was only 12!

I love it now! I want to buy everything he's ever made! Even while alone in the bathroom!

[pooka543]

In Pooka's ist of top 50 songs, this song ranks #18.

One of the best lyrics ever written for a song!

[mysticgremlin]

Thanks for posting - happy days back again!

[starstuff]

Thanks for posting! Killer voice.

[bigjimmi24]

i forgot all about divine comedy till i saw them on related videos, youtubes brought loads of my old favourites back to me.

[fizmo100]

Come off it...

[jockmcwalton]

just heard it on the chris evans show -- what a fantastic friday night driving home song

[bittenof]

i went to london once with national express from wakefield.we picked our jolly hostess up from junction 38 on the m1,very strange.got to say my lifes been a mess only since then.

[lillyeva1987]

i remember this song coming out its such a cool video lol

[liverpoolshoes]

brill

[saltandfinagar]

Hannon is hilarious in this video.

[lordilujah]

Songs of Love is the theme of father ted

[chazawocky]

you knob head!

[alibomballi]

because your on the bus!! You little ding!!

[bukonla]

i not get it!

could someone explain?!

[ariavonclinica]

is this about ect?

[channahbatchayimlabe]

no est

[martinevans123]

he's not a bus driver...

[mrharrison0]

Got asked by boogs to watch this and it's dribble

[ihatemuckdjs]

stuartlamont should rape gothamen

[mistofoles]

When your life's in a mess,don't go N.H.S ....

[perpitbla5]

Now that's uplifting

[stuartlamont]

you need to find another way of passing your time caus this all just makes you look like an antisocial idiot

[chellebeville]

We need them to get back together and go on tour!!

[cryingonion2]

Such a classic feel good song... love it!

[tabatha1725]

this song has got the good feel factor about it, makes me smile.

[slickmeister18]

this song..is fuckin awful

[mickdee06]

kind of hard to think he did the father ted song my lovely horse which is also great.

[ElMoss64]

and the main theme

[lustreboy]

love this song! in fact the Divine Comedy are pure genius! Go Neil Go! this is a killer Karaoke tune, and I smashed it last night!

[NathanB1711]

Good cheer me up song by fantastic group and cute singer,lol

[S73PH]

Hahahaha! Brilliant song! Niall grabs the guys butt at 2:30!!! Hahaha!

[timmm85]

love it ! lol great and funny song!

[una64]

where are u fuckers, went to see u loads of times and u dissappeared after gigging victory for the comic muse album. u fellas and girls are ledgend, dont go away, please...

[conleth93]

what a cracking video,love the song 2

[dollyholz]

I met Neil so many times, i love devine comedy

[pierrelarouge]

lol this band were so unique and cool, where are they now?!

[hoopymusicluva]

They (or rather he, Neil Hannon) are still going, their last album having been released in 2006. Neil is currently taking a break from TDC to write a musical for the National Theatre in London.

[themodking]

realy wots the musical called

[bigcricht]

hes not really a bus driver. he drives coaches.ha ha ha ...

[HaroldMD]

one flew east one flew west, the other got the national express

[xena2412]

Well impressive thanks for the share 5*****

[lksskjhh]

Great English song about that cheesy national express coach service...whats to hot no windows an the lyrics are so true ;)

[Terramax]

I love this song. I'm always singing it when I'm held up in traffic. So if you see a bloke on a yellow bike in the UK tapping playfully on his bike - it's me.

[PardonMyZinger]

you have a bike... why would you be held up in traffic?:P

[Cherylsbabe]

This song reminds me of National Express East Coast

[megacoolboy1]

groan tube

[pludgyrox14]

ahhhh ive loved this song since i was way younger! this song is brilliant i love it

[VelvetGirl92]

National Express = national health service

i love this song, 1 of the best Irish bands

[scotchqueen]

Why can't anyone upload Something For The Weekend promo on here? Its STILL not on here

[yellowbelly06]

I understand there were two videos recorded. This was deemed by boroadcasters as potentially insulting to those with mental illnesses so another, more familiar version, was recorded. Quite sad really. We're all adults; surely we know what is a joke and what isn't.

[beaniex1kelly]

i love this song :P

[Margolotta]

What do you mean "What's this song"?! Can't you read the title? Ye gods we get some f**kwits on here!

[arablade49]

Hi AmandaHerts. Didn't know you could reply person to person so I just posted a reply to everyone FAO you. Love this song. I'm one of these people you won't get on a dance floor with a cattleprod. But see when this comes on?!!

I always wandered why they shot this in a hospital and not a bus so you got me thinking.

[arablade49]

To AmandaHerts: Don't know but I would love to know. Also, why didn't they just hire a bus and get some wholesome 'Carry On' lady or whatever in to provide the theatrical winks? Travelled Nat X meself and you don't even get the crisps. I've got my people on it.

[yhapster]

Heeheehee! Great track - thanks for posting. Is that Joby Talbot talking at the beginnog?

[xunacabeza]

I love this song: and the fact that he's in a wheelchair really impressed me cos I'm 2.

[trumpetuk111]

wow, for a two year old your English is well impressive.

[xunacabeza]

Just turned 3 actually, hahaha.

[yellowbelly06]

Well impressive?

Try 'very impressive'.

[trumpetuk111]

No thx, i'll stick with 'well impressive' - it's a more authentic, figurative, way of expressing what i wanted to say.

[DDK1978]

Amand, this is the video I was trying to find on here. I remember the original video it was set on a coach and followed the lyrics of the song but was only shown for about a week or two as the coach firm threatened legal action when it was bought to their attention so this version was made to avoid legal issues.

[yellowbelly06]

Quite the opposite. This was the original version but it was deemed by some UK broadcasters as being insulting to those with mental illnesses and refused to transmit it so another version (the more familiar one) was recorded.

[andsmith74]

When your arse is the size of a small country! brilliant track! thanks for posting :-)

[bostonchip2006]

Man brings back memories going to cambridge to visit my girlfriend.

[Marty783]

National Express is what some people in the Northern Part of Ireland call a mental institution. great tune <3

[deirdrec1]

Brilliant, Thanks for sharing, Dara xx Irish Sis, and for posting!! LoooLLLL xxxx :)

[phantomxr]

am i responding to the same video here ,evryone seems to be debating racism at the united nations for f'-cks sake,this is a great song about a bus. ha ha!!

[megacoolboy1]

here here

[neilwavg]

genius :-)

[n2cora]

lol---lovely.

[mrspivvy]

a gr8 track, the vid's not quite what I was expecting though!!

[wdstick]

He makes such a loveable mental patient! I always get this song teminally stuck in my head when I get a coach anywhere.

[psycann]

Ahhh,,,, the memories.. i still think my lovely horse (of father ted fame) is still thier funniest.. i think i saw them in the stiff kitten(belfast) getting lunch a while ago.

[carwyn266]

nhs/northern rock? .for all you uk users will know!

[longrodvonhugendon]

legend

[musability]

Wow! That video makes me wonder if electroshock therapy is like the lobotomy of yesteryear. Golly. Like One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest?

[martinevans123]

Take the National Grid Express...

When your life's in a mess....

But it's hard to get by

When your amnesia's the size of a small country....!

Ken Kesey eat ur heart out.

[droptheclaw]

It's When your arse is the size of a small country!

Although I do like the amnesia line

[martinevans123]

....is ECT still legal in Eire?!

[droptheclaw]

Positively encouraged. Didn't do me any harm

[martinevans123]

so I see

and now you're permanently positively charged.

"...and everybody sings!"

[xhaxhkazulu]

Neil Hannon is a FOOOOOOOXXXXX!!! :D

[hoopymusicluva]

LOL couldn't have put it better myself

[DAZZAMAGOO]

Take your own advice.

[RavenCK]

OMG I loved this track then and still do!

Very cool! Thanks for posting.

[xSkullomaniax]

"But It's Hard To Get By, When Your Arse Is The Size Of A Small Countryyy!"

ROFL, Classic! :D

[martinevans123]

Take the National Express,

When your life's in a mess....

haha

[martinevans123]

It's time ro re-brand YouTube. The choices are:

a. "All Heavy Metal Stars Are God".

b. "You Mutha Fucka English Faggots Stink".

c. "You Stupid Yanks Are Cretins".

d. "English Please You Foreign Dumb Wad"

e. "Pop Music Is The Work Of The Devil".

f. "Burn the Planet - Yes or No?"

Fingers on buzzers folks ....

And to think I just wanted to watch Neil and the lads in a funny video! oh well

[kellyf356]

bassist - you are a w@nker - but one I agree with. America deserves to be ostracised from the world community for their stance on global warming. Before every American starts piping up - you are all responsible for not marching upon the white house and demanding that Bush sign the treaty. When the worlds gone to pot - at least we'll be able to blame the greedy fat Americans

[bassist118]

You havn't got the history to be interesting. Apart from starting wars you can't win. As a nation yuor dull, thick, fat and lead by a cock and your a woman. Why do you think America exists. It was to put all the freaks that the circus wouldn't take back in the 1600's you did do history at school or prehaps you were wondering where your next 16oz rump stake was comming from.

[bassist118]

Besides the founding farthers were a bunch of low life quakers who we kicked out of this country in the 1600's and thats what your entire culture stems from. And you think your the most powerfull nation on the planet, 50% of american 12 year olds can't even point to america on a map i't not exactly an island is it. Wise up and smell the coffee (you drink enough) you all are a country of fat, over endulged cocks.

[bassist118]

Us British hate yanks because you vote in a tit as a president with aout as much inteligence as a peice of toast (the average IQ of Alabama.). You have an actor as governer of California no wonder LA has the highest gang related murders. You can't win wars without killing your own side (44 counts of friendly fire by the yanks in Iraq).

[kazofnlr]

Ha ha UK v USA I thought you were on the same team. Equally arrogant and hungry for power, stop fighting people - join forces and together you can rule the galaxy like father and son. Oh no, there's gonna be a war over who's the father and who's the son. Jaysus I was listening to a good song there. What happened???

[heartandsoul1988]

bit racist. Hungry for power i dunno about that

but Amazing when it comes to music : )

[martinevans123]

great song, real talent, original and amusing video.

At 3.45 we see it's really the National Grid Express, and that's a real comment....

Hannon a National (express) Treasure....

[SLAG67]

central middx hospital(or is it?)

[cashfan223]

this message goes out to swellstef. You are obviously a sad strange individual from the single most xenophobic, racist, sexist and more importantly, up-it's-own-arse country on the planet. The reason you americans hate the Great British public is because we made you, we practically own you, and you're all trying to throw off the gaze of a considerably better nation. Go on, use the second world war as an argument... I dare you...

[SHADOWGUY12]

This is like really good stock music.

[SHADOWGUY12]

You're titless.:P

[oisingill]

im not british im from irish and im from place where the divine comedy is from in derry

and you are only further widening the stereotype that americans actually know how to write

thank you very much. i've been oisin gill you've been wonderful all of you, wonderful crowd.

[oisingill]

thats cos ur a tit

[poshjippo]

Great vid!

[clarkeyeire]

i love this song, legends

[Exdreamist]

too great music!!

[UNCLESWHOLLOP]

CRACKING STUFF!!

[ISBAILEYDEADYET]

bub-bub-budub baaa bub-budup...choon!!

[Emmamoo]

Oh great song!! I forgot about this til I was just talking about the national express and I suddenly remembered the best ever line written 'when your arse is the size of a small country'

[martinevans123]

haha yes. Doesn't take much for him to produce a classic song.

[DPK12]

this makes me smile everytime i see it - great lines like the West Indian ass the size of a samll country. Give me a line of his! :-)