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  • this cool video thumbs up

  • I don't want it from the fat chick.

  • Reminds me of the anti-smoking ads that made me want to take up smoking. Truly awful. No normal teen would want to be associated with the self righteous twits in this video.

  • $5 says the dudes go gay and fat chicks become lesbos while the others start dating black guys when they go to college.

  • According to the bible sex is:

    One man + one woman

    One man + his rib and some dirt

    One Son + His Mother

    2 Daughters + Their Father

    You say sex is:

    One man + one woman + a certificate from the government that entitles people to share assets and benefits

    You say going to far is:

    Anything you wouldn't do around your parents, Jesus or anything that releases serotonin.

    So cross of enthusiastic prayer and acceptance of Jesus as my savior because that makes me feel good. Wow, sex sucks.

  • Nice Bama hat,you redneck fuck. lol

  • The gene pool thanks you, DC Talk!

  • An entire video consisting of an ensemble of Christian dorks singing about how much they don't want sex... I didn't know this much *epic fail* could be distilled into four minutes.

  • "Me so holy, me love you long time."

  • 2:37 "Toss me that bible, bitch!"

  • Ok, well it is pretty easy to stay abstinent when you are surrounded by a pod of belugas. Kidding aside, read a book (not the Bible, a REAL book), get an education, and grow up. The more you engage in these three steps, the more you will understand why videos like these are both hilarious and sad.

    Time to cut the umbilical peeps. Training wheels are inherently limiting, as are crutches. Can't follow Daddy forever. Once you FreeThink, you never go back :D

  • Sex. The fat one at 0:44's not getting any.. come to think of it.. none of them are.

  • Approx one minute before this video: White Sock Guy: Oh dude! You're looking fine today!

    Sandle and hat guy: bro! you're looking pretty fine yourself!

    White sock guy: Let's go makeout behind that drumkit!

    Sandle and hat guy: oooh yeah dude! That would be sweet! I'm topping this time though!

    White sock guy: No Dawg! You topped last time! I'm topping! Your hiney is mine!

    Sandle and Hat guy: WTEVR dude! Lets just rock paper scissors for it...

    ......And action

  • This is just like when my buddy mike wont share his jellybeans with me. i'm just like 'Screw you mike! i don't want your darn jelly beans!' Then I don't feel so bad anymore.

  • This is a piss take right?

  • @zombieanne Unfortunately I don't think they're taking the piss. They just waited way too late in life for a shag, and now they are too far behind the ball to figure this whole dating bit out, so they're saying "Fuck it, we didn't want sex anyway."

  • That guy holding the letter "E" didn't tuck his shirt in at all! What a fucking badass rebel! @2:06 So... what if my girlfriend wanted to have a threesome with me and jesus.. how would i judge how far is too far then?

  • I...honestly can't tell if this video is a spoof or not.

  • Hey come on guys this is obviously the most polite way to tell those fat chicks they ain't getting dick

  • 0:56 wtf?

  • No wonder abstinence programs don't work and Christian youth are having sex anyway... The question I have is why messages like this are backed by the government rather then actual, realistic information that could lower STD rates. In other words - epic fail

  • Nobody wants to have sex with any of these people.

  • Religious beliefs are one thing. This video though, makes me embarrassed to be white.

  • @Yemaya418 Same here.

  • Wow, Christians are such groovy dudes. What if I like having sex with Jesus watching?

  • grimy gritty filthy sex is way better than pure sex anyways

  • Why what til your married to have sex, marriage is just a made up thing by humans, just like god.

  • @phurt89 *wait

  • I doubt any of these people will ever have to worry about anyone testing their sexual purity. Ever.

  • God can suck my dick

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Is this a joke???? It really made me laugh, thank you so much for posting this whoever did. HILARIOUS!!!!

  • I absolutely loved this video. Do it God's way then you or your mate won't be hurt or wonder do I meet their expectations.

  • I LOVE this video, for all the wrong reasons. But I want to say, well done for a) having a message (although I completely disagree that God want's humans to married prior to sex) and b) putting it out, knowing that people like me are also watching and exploiting it.

    I pray for us all that this goes viral (although less likely if you wait to get married or use a condom)!

    Again WELL DONE and Thank you all!

  • @steebos Hey, you know I'm really curious about your beliefs on sex prior to marriage. I'm not attacking you or anything, I'm just really curious about it, haha. (:

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  • @kariandrachel

    Much more to say about this subject and would be happy to send you a private message if you would like to send me an e-mail to Steve@StevethePurposeCoach (dot) com but in short, Sex is hugely misunderstood, primarily caused by indoctrination and lack of proper healing and/or teachings that honor sex as an important piece of Human connection and creation. I strive to live a life of Passion and when correctly done, Sexual acts become sensual acts that create a magical experience.

  • x1 marriage! hahaha. rush of hormones?!?! ive told ppl that exact same thing! ironic.....

  • look fun people

  • This is great! Very creative and fun with a GREAT message of waiting to have sex (through God's grace) until marriage. Awesome job! I loved it. :)

  • Love the Relient K shirt. Yeah buddy, Relient K and DC Talk...great mix! Lol. :D Great video!

  • this is goofy as shit...but i really like it lol

  • I just re- found the cd that has this song on it and wanted to see if anyone put a video up for it, I have to say, this is a GREAT video you guys must have worked very hard on it! keep it up!!!!

  • haha! i love this!

  • u know this has had like two thousand veiws and im pretty sure about 800 of them are from me :)

  • Thanks for all the great comments. Some times you have to spice it up to get people's attention. We have doing it! If anyone wants the video, just message me and I'll do what I can.

  • We have FUN doing it! sorry...

  • I grew up in a church that acted like sex never happened...yea that worked out real well for all of us...NOT lol

  • YOu guys are so cool! every time i had a bad day at school or something, I always get cheered up by my best friends' (and mom's) video. by the way, if you didn't know, this is Brittney!

  • what makes this video better..... when you know the people! like i do! that was awesome! great song too!

  • I have to say more ...

    I have watched this at least 10 times ....

    I love this video ! ..You all did such a wonderful job.I would think God is looking down and saying "Well done my good and Faithul Servants"

    I have never left a comment on anyones video's before, but as I said I think this one is so good .. in the concept the over and all message..See you all proved that good kids can have fun in healthy ways .

    Perhaps you may consider sharing this with other youth groups country ..I

  • I love what this youth group did with the song ....and the message they all tell by being a part of the group ...AMEN!

  • Heh, that made me laugh! It made me and Dakota laugh!

  • That was awesome guys! I had to watch it again, I laughed to much the first time through......

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