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From: MattKeck
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  • Has this guyy been smoking weeed

  • im on the wrong side of youtube again

  • Hahahahahaha i'm a thnaaaaaake

  • Snakes are clever.So you definitely ARE NOT a snake.

  • he's a snake, watch out. hahaha!

  • What the hell is wrong with this dude?

  • the fuck I just watch?

  • made my day. 

  • something tells me he isnt a very small slisery snake

  • harrdie har har

  • Nice Pokemon shirt. :]

  • More like a hippo.

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  • I'm a shaman my minds like a fortress!

  • My boyfriend tortures me with this, it's still hilarious.

  • omg omg ,me and my mate always say this nowwwww ,lovvv ittt<3<333

  • cunt destroyer

  • imma bee...oh wait wrong video

  • Wow, that snake does a great human impression.

  • i hate this so much! makes me wanna break the computer, so annoying!

  • @santanaestefania How could you dislike this? It's funny as fuck.

  • he sounds like howlin jimmy jefferson. but gay.

  • 'Slivering In Your Garden.. Catching Me A Mouse! Best bit..

  • what the hell is he.

  • This is how he protects his virginity

  • What's a Sthnake?

  • where did u get the hat from

  • Everyone sez this at school now

  • hey jennifer lopez haaaaaaaaaaaa

  • if you look closely you can see that it isnt a snake

  • Hes a snake

  • U may be a snake but I'm a flying faheeta

  • I CAME EVERYWHERE

  • Imma Snaaaaaaaaaaake.. xD I say this all the time now. People are like.. WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Sorry, I missed that. What are you again?

  • Whatever this guy is on.... I wanna try some of it!

  • Mooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!! I know what crack does to people now.

  • So.. Should I... Look at the snake or the guy that the snake is eating?

  • hahah this made me chuckle! :D

  • 8===D

  • The Fuck Did I Just Watch...

  • im a snake!!! we sit there in maths and do this and our teacher goes bananas its halaire!!!! im a snake im a slithery little snake slithering in your garden catching me a mousthess :L

  • i found this awsome dude off rude tube on the TV he is legandary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • are you a retard?

  • Found out about this on rudetube, how the fuck does he have a girlfriend?!

  • IM A SNAAAKE

  • Oh scalies...

  • Oh scalies...

  • Cool I'm a penguin

  • This shits hilarious

  • Like this if your watching this video in 2012;D !

  • He needs to do a parasite

  • what the fuck did i just watch

    I'M ON THAT WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN

  • THIS SHIT IS HIL-FUCKING-LARIOUS. I damn near pissed myself

    .. but luckily i just went to the bathroom

  • 0H LEWL

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  • brb. finding new pants.

  • funniest shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • with the ammount of hits you get on here you should go buy yourself some new clothes, and than you dont gotta look like a homeless snake

  • your not a snake you are infact a twat

  • stupid, fucked person, SILLY!

  • "Shit snakes say"

  • Fat snake huh

  • My worldhistory teacher told us about this...

  • Something tells me he is a snake?

  • WHOA LOOK THAT SNAKE IS TALKIN!!!!!!!????looks like a real snake to me?

  • I think he's trying to tell us something.. But i don't think he's a snake.

  • what a dick'ed 

  • you have problems

  • Look at my tongue:L BLAA BLAAA sssss :L

  • I used to be a snake but then I took an arrow to the knee! #seems legit

  • Y'all are saying its shit and he needs to get a life, but i bet you all laughed at the vid! Admit it, its hilarious!

  • haven't you got anything better to do with your life?

  • so its a rabbit?

  • FAKE that's not a snake

  • omg  thats sooooo funny though that guy needs counciling!!

  • Anyone who thinks that video is remotely funny needs some psychiatric help! Seriously, that slammed the Gay-o-meter to the red. LOl.

  • LOLOLOLLOL famlam like this haha1

  • Question, Do snakes have balls/penis?

  • I haven't watched this in ages! I remember when I first saw it!! Hahaha!

  • HEY EVERYONE!!

    I THINK HES A SNAKE!

  • i want that hat...

  • i'm pretty sure he's high...

  • i think hes sick

  • this cracks me up

  • Quick, somebody help him! He's being eaten by a snake!

  • I am not scared of snakes anymore! Epic! I'm a snaaaake!

  • WHERE IS HIS HAT FROMMM?

  • I think he is trying to say he is snake.

  • ima ssssssnaaaaake

  • @melsbeexo I've been there before

  • he looks like one of my mates

  • Li

  • trololololololol

  • i'm in the weird part of youtube again..

  • @melsbeexo everyone says that. your not very creative.

  • sooooooooooooooo fuuunnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

  • hahahahahaha omfg hahahahah hes a snake

  • If you look really closely. You can see a snake.

  • I'm scared!

  • where can i buy a hat like that!

  • what the fuck its weard but funny

  • Hypnotize the lil indian boys <3

  • LOL !!!

  • I want that hat

  • Oh my gosh my mom thought he was saying snag and said, "Ohhh so he's a snake faggot!" XD I still love this for some reason

  • I hope he gets beat up. The J Lo part was funny though.

  • Haha I can't stop watching this! You are a legend, I want one of those hats!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • He's got a point, it was featured on rude tube, and they interviewed him about the video!

  • Guys stop with the hate.. This is friking hilarious deal with it.. Just because he does this don't mean he's gay... Btw; I saw you on rudetube your like in the top 10 or something xD

  • your a gay snake

  • your a prick

  • Why does this snake have 2 tongues??

  • Im a snaakkee! look at my tonge blaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggg­gggggggg bleeeeeeehhhhhh!

  • this is hillarious its sooo funny xx

  • Gay

  • Imma snake to yea contact me at the pet store retard

  • one of the most peculiar things I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • LMAO!

  • Ohhhhhhh Please

  • Retard

  • Retard or what

  • @xx3DxFusionxx what

    

  • You inspired me to make a channel first video devoted to you :D would love if you checked it out and if possible accept the video response - Your biggest fan

  • CHECK OUT THE VIDOE ON MY CHANNEL - I'M A SNAKE :D

  • Go to hospital

  • someone give me a gun to shoot this guy

  • Dude you are not a snake....

  • MyWorldAmy . I Totally Agree With U

  • u r WEIRD!

  • you need Jesus.

  • Anyone notice he was wearing a Pokemon shirt?

  • LOL

  • You are an ugly white hippo who needs a bullet.

  • If you look really closely, you can see hes not really a snake.

  • @YoungTreezyB nice i laughed at that

  • This guy is a fucking legend... To me.

  • This is how he protects his virginity.

  • @UrMomWatchesThis it is

    

  • Fat annoying git. Get a life

  • You need help.

  • You have too much time!

  • You were on rude tube doing this and it was so funny

  • Your a shnakeeeee and I think you're gayyyyy.. Hilarious vid tho!

  • I found this on Rude Tube

  • YOU'RE A TWAT!

  • Your not a snake. Your a 40 year old vergin

  • Why the hell has this got more views than Sxephil

  • I just pressed down! who's the snake now bitch!

  • wow...well...what do you do when you're not a snake? if you kno what i mean

  • more like, "i'm a spaz".

  • funny :P i like this

  • Iloveit-3

  • where did you get the hat?

  • I hope you die

  • Guess wot i am a elephant!

  • This is an example of one of those videos that funny for about 20 seconds but lasts for almost two minutes

  • If you look closely its not a real snake

  • This is so strange..

  • virginity is strong on this one

  • what kind of freak are you?

  • @Warlordpro123 A slithery freak ;)

  • why can't i stop watching this?!

  • Are you bent? Because just then you sounded really, really bent.

  • thumbs up if he sounds like mr slave from south park jesus what a bender

  • funny 

  • Lmfao - Terrorising those little indian boys (fuckin epic :D)

  • Its kinda awkward...

  • OMFG A SNAKE!!!

  • *ATTENTION* Im a crocodile looking to start a career. Look at my first video on my crocodile channel and try not to get a crocodile erection. Good day crocodiles.

  • STILL GOT THAT ASS THO:) <3 classic darlin <3

  • I`m an Earwig.lol

  • Like if rude tube brought you here

  • @tommycraigghirl how about no

  • never laughed so much

  • Oh what a surprise. The top rated comment is some childish insult thrown at a complete stranger for no reason at all. All this guy is doing is having a laugh and just gets abused by a bunch of absolute losers. Grow the fuck up and start to achieve in your own lives instead of bringing others down.

  • what you guys don't know is that this video is an udition tape fro snakes on a plane