I don't know about you guys, but when I hug a person, we don't have full frontal contact. We respectfully position our hips at a certain angle so as to avoid rubbing one another's crotches. I don't understand the reasoning behind the side-hug. Sense, it makes none.
Yes, there is the matter of the titty brush, but come one, who doesn't like that?!?!
Ted Sturgeon the famous sci fi author and hug enthusiast calls that type of hug an A hug because it resembles the capital letter A. the other type of hug is the 1 hug as it doesn't require space between the people. Both are great. I think Ted Sturgeon would hate the christian side hug if he weren't dead.
i dont even get this video..... =/ and i dont know.. when i hug someone i dont think of them sexually... so i dont know why they expect people to do this "side hug" thing its just against what humans have been doing for like the past 100 years or somthing. sigh* wonder what theyll come up with next, elbow bump, in stead of the hi5s because clapping hands is a form of personal, physical contact where you are engaging with a part of the body someone has used to touch themselves?! =/
*so many -so called- virgins, just hugging them may get most of men hard. Maybe, because they are not supposed to be talking of any sex matters nor doing it, they are so frustrated every hug can bring sexual huge.
Last word, I tried this uh... side hugwith my boy. with my boobs right on his arm and and hand right on his d**k, it was funny to see it was even more sexual than a regular hug.
This is the stupid shit that makes christians believe that gays and interracial marriage is wrong. Its not in the bible its just dumb ass people beliving retarded people and ruining a religon. AND the only reason they need a side huge is because there so big of virgins they get hard when they hug someone. But us normal people can huge someone and not want to fuck them. POINT: IM GONNA HUG MY GIRLFRIEND HOWEVER I WANT AND ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!
Dont be stupid and make up christian rules as u go along. Had jesus promoted side huges, ur mother n father might not have met, and you will probably not be here to spread such blasphemy.
I am a Rimo-Catholic and so Christian but that rap of thous kids from America (i presume) is shaming all normal Christians... side what ? hug? and who has a boner on hugging people ?...
agreed. Thats why my family is not Christian, we follow a philosophy which believes in God and Jesus but some things may be solved with science. This side hug thing is complete bull, if you are going to hug some one f*** it, you hugged some one but I will not be banned from hugging some one.
Cute! Come my Christmas party.
travisg130 3 months ago
Like this if you where waiting for them to sing ''Christan Side Hug'' xD !
NikkiLiz889 10 months ago
dye
milsapthegreat 2 years ago
I am going to do these sweet moves at the club!
HikariHime29 2 years ago
that was... weird =/ but I like weird! (?) 0.o;
Letzwatchstuff2 2 years ago
wtf
raptoresque 2 years ago
Lol, nice milking move.
Crokkle 2 years ago
What the hell was that?
0incorporeal 2 years ago 4
God help you son... holy Shit
Skahighh 2 years ago
GIMMIE DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
raptorinator 2 years ago 21
dat chrischin side huggg
DengarRoth 2 years ago 4
I don't know about you guys, but when I hug a person, we don't have full frontal contact. We respectfully position our hips at a certain angle so as to avoid rubbing one another's crotches. I don't understand the reasoning behind the side-hug. Sense, it makes none.
Yes, there is the matter of the titty brush, but come one, who doesn't like that?!?!
kikomiko1 2 years ago
Ted Sturgeon the famous sci fi author and hug enthusiast calls that type of hug an A hug because it resembles the capital letter A. the other type of hug is the 1 hug as it doesn't require space between the people. Both are great. I think Ted Sturgeon would hate the christian side hug if he weren't dead.
ratholin 2 years ago
looks like they are giving hand jobs <.<
fencer137 2 years ago 3
The original christian side hig video just made the internet 10 times better.
spilloholiker 2 years ago 2
This video doesn't seem to have an anti-hug message. Its just random and also has kick ass music.
mikebgood 2 years ago 2
wtf?
boywithcamera7 2 years ago
i dont even get this video..... =/ and i dont know.. when i hug someone i dont think of them sexually... so i dont know why they expect people to do this "side hug" thing its just against what humans have been doing for like the past 100 years or somthing. sigh* wonder what theyll come up with next, elbow bump, in stead of the hi5s because clapping hands is a form of personal, physical contact where you are engaging with a part of the body someone has used to touch themselves?! =/
BlankM0de 2 years ago
gay..
college325 2 years ago 3
The girl in the back seems to be so bored, HAHA
+1 Thedancingmonkey, you made the point...
*so many -so called- virgins, just hugging them may get most of men hard. Maybe, because they are not supposed to be talking of any sex matters nor doing it, they are so frustrated every hug can bring sexual huge.
Last word, I tried this uh... side hugwith my boy. with my boobs right on his arm and and hand right on his d**k, it was funny to see it was even more sexual than a regular hug.
Mircya 2 years ago
This is the stupid shit that makes christians believe that gays and interracial marriage is wrong. Its not in the bible its just dumb ass people beliving retarded people and ruining a religon. AND the only reason they need a side huge is because there so big of virgins they get hard when they hug someone. But us normal people can huge someone and not want to fuck them. POINT: IM GONNA HUG MY GIRLFRIEND HOWEVER I WANT AND ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!
thedancingmonkey1234 2 years ago 3
ALL HAIL thedancingmonkey1234!!!
That is so damn true man, whoever put these crap up was probably turned on by hugging.
carbonsteelz 2 years ago
GIMMIE DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!!!
Best.Song.Ever.
IRSPONGEBOB 2 years ago 2
YOURE FUCKING RETARDED
thedancingmonkey1234 2 years ago
Says the guy who doesn't know how to properly form a complete sentence...
IRSPONGEBOB 2 years ago
Christian Side Hug?? They have rules on HUGGING now?? So if you hug someone from the front you sinned? Ridiculous!
Kissing, I could understand but hugging!
lovelinz13 2 years ago
It is a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman's seperation
To ensure the next generation
carbonsteelz 2 years ago 16
.simply awsome
ARC21001 2 years ago
the nex thing we know, we are probaby not suppose to insert our manhood into a woman pussy when we fuck
carbonsteelz 2 years ago
Dont be stupid and make up christian rules as u go along. Had jesus promoted side huges, ur mother n father might not have met, and you will probably not be here to spread such blasphemy.
carbonsteelz 2 years ago
I am a Rimo-Catholic and so Christian but that rap of thous kids from America (i presume) is shaming all normal Christians... side what ? hug? and who has a boner on hugging people ?...
pinja182 2 years ago
@pinja182 yo i do, when i hugged yo mamma :O
peeeepsi 2 years ago
it literally seems that as morals and the community change the christians become more and more against it
i mean i used to see a priest and a preacher hug my grandmas full frontal
and i dont see that stopping anytime soon
thank god im recently converted to agnostic athiesm lol
(i fail) lol
drivebybruising 2 years ago
whats agnostic athiesm ??
ARC21001 2 years ago
@ARC21001
Agnostic atheism is atheism that acknowledges that one does not have absolute knowledge of the non-existance of god.
Bozeman42 2 years ago
exactly thanks bozeman i was away from my computer for like 2 weeks couldnt get back to him
drivebybruising 2 years ago
Tell me why there jacking off....
xxphatknightx 2 years ago
lol side hug ?
Christians nowadays are gay lol
SALEHinCANADA 2 years ago
agreed. Thats why my family is not Christian, we follow a philosophy which believes in God and Jesus but some things may be solved with science. This side hug thing is complete bull, if you are going to hug some one f*** it, you hugged some one but I will not be banned from hugging some one.
AnonymoussourceL0L 2 years ago 3
gay
jriesberg 2 years ago
Well *I* think it is FAB-YOO-LUSS okay alright.
idgonemad 2 years ago
i'm not sure what this has to do with calvin harris, but i wouldn't have even watched it for 10 seconds without the clip of "colours."
hornbuckle 2 years ago
Is this the 'Christian Side hug'? lol - You are pioneering homo erotica. Fags.
lucifiss 2 years ago
Ummmmm....gay. This is just gay.
takomaguy 2 years ago