Malkavian character talking to his TV

[MrG3IST]

Malkavian masterrace.

[HelbaRion]

How did you get that apartment? :O

[JacksRache]

I love this Malkavian costume. I made one myself IRL.

[nightseifer]

@JacksRache +1 internets than for you! Would love to see that.

[RealParadoxBlues]

And the tuna joke is the plot of the entire game.

[MrLolcatsXD]

@superswede24 its heavy leather armour/body armour

[Terra1311]

rofl did you hear that on the tv?

"when a gun fight errupted between a local asian gang and YOU" lol the tv refers to you when ur mad even and it is u lol.

man this game really is quite epic.

[Nekhet]

@Terra1311 Yes, the news caster has a tendency to know everything what you have done... That bastard!

[Terra1311]

wtf lol i never knew you could do that what a game.

[Vaeviktis]

That is fucked up.

[Dersiox]

Damn your game looks great Graphics wise, i just bought the game myself, and it looks horrible.

How did you change it?

[Astetine]

@Dersiox

Download unofficial patch 7.6b (google it). It also fixes a lot of problems in this game.

[etherealfrog112]

Afters shots were exchanged between a local gang, and you.

Crazy malks.

[jonahfalcon1970]

OOoh, you wascally wabbit!

[WraythSkitzofrenik]

Can we all say analogy? This explains the inner plot in a nutshell...

[OtakuEmma]

@WraythSkitzofrenik A Malkavian walks into a company tower, says to the Prince "Hey, you killed my sire!" I never noticed how it kinda fits the game, I guess it's the Malkavians foresight at work, they get info about the future but it's not clear at all. :P

[whereforeverwent]

8 guys just couldn't talk to the anchorman.

[BossPanzer]

The only thing more insane then this moment is the wardrobe of Malkavian character. 

[jin54363]

this game shows how misterious the world can be, even if this game is about fictional characters, we never know who is watching or hearing us from the dark corner

[Quentinsama]

on my first playthrough I thought that this was a secret thread from the Sabbat I was about to eradicate >_>

[maalatnaitlog]

i rofled at te "Pow, pow, take that you wascally wabbit" part. imagine a serious newscast at CNN or BBC that suddenly goes like that.

[SickMouth]

How did you make that apartment your new haven? I know that Tremeres can live in the chantry, but how can you move a vampire of a different clan to a new haven?

[XFrostyTheSnowBitchX]

@SickMouth The prince gives you a new haven as a reward after the elizabeth dane-quest. But only if you do not kill anyone and are not nosferatu or tremere, I believe. And I also think he doesn't give it to you if you're an ass to him, though I don't quite remember.

[fucheduck]

cat n the hat was seen wondering the streets around Santa Monica and Downtown LA. He is eledged to speak in nonsensical Dr. Seuz rhymes and philisophical ramblings.

[grungeblight]

you can hear the voice actor supressing his laughs at the wascally wabbits part. very fun game just completed my 2nd run on toreador. toreador not very fun clan btw.

[dageezerboi]

@grungeblight I thought they were great fun but I liked talking my way out of stuff. and hell celerity plus a katana is all kinds of fun.

[grungeblight]

@dageezerboi

Well yeah. Talking yourself out of most situations (specially at the begnning of the game) is very fun. But later in the game i would have loved to have a special ability with a bit more pow to it. like blood boil. but celerity and a kantana is a lot of fun :)

[Cecilff2]

You wascally wabbits!

[MrMethekill]

I answered the questionnaire for character creation at a friends without knowing the game. Of course i was assigned Malkavian. And finally i got that game too and stayed there happily ever after. Lets not forget, sexy Jeannette is one of us, too :-)

[Xenogamer777]

i wish the voices you hear would speak louder and more clearly. i dont mind the riddles and the sweet lunacy but not even being able to see them in text like the ones when you have a speech or hear them outloud is frustrating

[MrSuspective]

damn i love this game... neeeeed.... sequel....

[breaksystembse]

lmao! I love that story about the salmon and the grocer.

Ah! The Malkvian!

Being vague is as fun as that other thing...8D

[geijin]

now i feel like playing the damn thing

[Scroopulous]

I wanna be a Malkavian. Mental insanity aside, I bet they have the most fun out of all the other vampires. Playing as a Ventrue, or nosferatu is boring compared to the Malkavians.

[OtakuEmma]

@Scroopulous I made the mistake of playing Malkavian on my first playthrough... All the other clans have boring dialogue! Dx

[Scroopulous]

I was talking if I were to get bitten by one of these fictional beings. But you are right. I played halfway through on me first time as Ventrue, but then I started over as Malkavian just to see, and I know I'll never be able to go back to Ventrue or the others. Malkavians are just way too fun. Half the time I don't even know what I'm saying, its hilarious.

[Alicelovesblack]

@Scroopulous lol the same thing happened to me. Love Malkavians

[SwordMasamune]

Anyone can talk to the TV, but only a Malkavian will have the TV talk back. :D

[thefamouscommenter]

I think I sorta got the joke. It wasn't funny, but I got it. The father's fish won and killed his father, so it's revenge...i think?

[Dynamiczx]

@thefamouscommenter not revenge,i think its that either if he won or not,the chef still killed the fish and gave it to the customers,exactly like the fish's father,wich probably won the chess game again

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

@thefamouscommenter no i guess his father's father was killed by the chef and challeneged the chef to a chess game and he won...but got killed nevertheless, so his son challenged the chef and he won but got killed anyways. god forbids his son will challenge the chef to play chess..xD

[FICKENbisZUMtot]

SO DID YOUR FATHER AAHAHAHAHAHAQWEHXlsaJAHFLSAFHW­AI

[banmen0w]

Pow pow aahh ahh wow!! LMAO

[ScarletSnake]

"...shots were exchanged between a local gang, and YOU!"

I love how he says 'you' instead of the normal 'unidentified gunman' line :D

[GreatLimmick]

@ScarletSnake

He does it a few times. I know he does it when reporting on a couple of the Santa Monica quests.

[Skelesaur]

If you noclip you can find the room where the guy is broadcasting from.

[Alicendaaa]

I've almost fallen out of my armchair while talking to this man - it was so funny))

[UntitledDemon]

sounds like max headroom

[GuyUnderBlackRainbow]

Listen to the news carefully when playing with a Malkavian: even when you can't talk with the news reporter,he sometimes speaks to you,I mean when he talk about the quests you've completed,he also adds,"...and now they know that it was YOU!" xD

[FrameDrumAndFlute]

OMG I've got to play Malkav this is too funny.

[shintaiden]

Grr they need to make new VTM. Tired of big companies like EA and Acclaim fucking over creative games.

[BioCapsule]

@shintaiden There's a VTM MMO in the works which I guess you would know by now... but just in case you didn't.

youtube.com/watch?v=K1v3rONmiz­s&NR=1

[shintaiden]

@BioCapsule I was not aware of this, I appreciate the feedback and the update.

[BioCapsule]

@shintaiden This is the site for news on the game, earliest is 2012 however the graphic seem very encouraging.

h tt p ://wodnews.net

A graphic demo

youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_KVNrxtR­I&feature=related

[BrummyBoyz]

@shintaiden yeah, so true. all the mainstream games are so horribly generic now. this game was so unpopular, yet it is still one of my all time favourites. forget these pathetic games, a new VTM game is in order.

[RalenSanis]

@shintaiden I have faith that WoD Online by CCP will please all the VtM fans. Let's have some typical EVE Online anarchy, madness and treason but with vampire !

[shintaiden]

@RalenSanis I hear ya. I am anticipating WoD to deliver a good product, I just hope they can get Leonard Boyarsky back in the game, but I guess he is working on Diablo 3, which IMHO is a worthy project too.

[DeadlyGrim]

@RalenSanis I'm sorry, but WoD Online is just going to be populated by vampires rubbing themselves on one another.

[Fallst4d]

@shintaiden It was Activision this time.

[LlednarJediMaster69]

Man this is some crazy shit...LOVE it!  :P

[TalesofGirl4ever]

And this is why the Malkav's are one of my favorite clans ever.

I mean look! How many do you know who can have enlightening talks with the TV?

[DasHidamari]

I love the Malkavian

[hentaiseeker]

lol so the chef stops being a chef and becomes a murderer. derp.

[BeyondMisanthrop]

I can see Heather. xDDD

[wolfnexile]

"Oh you got me Wascally wabbit"

lol thats funny

[Winstet420]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA TV TALKS TO YO-... oh.. nvm.

[Showdow18]

@Winstet420 i guess hes in soviet russia

[Kaoznerd]

Malkavians YEAH!!!!! :D

[hellishpanda]

Don't u need an artifact from the tomb in the giovani what ever mansion? It has werid side-effects D:

[TheCryoScales]

"Sorry this is the only channel you get"

I love when games are self aware of their own limitations

[PoplovPanda]

@TheCryoScales malkavians are also considered to pass the 4th wall since they are self aware that they are only game characters =D

[krimzon95]

The best part of the game is when you play with Malkavian and hear voices...

[notraxz]

hahahahaah awesome

[Kirinet]

And the guys were all like pow pow take that, aieeee!

[succubusmistress]

does it have to be some particular tv, or not? 'cause i just started playing as malkavian and tv in my heaven doesn't talk like that )))

[Sixtehn]

Tremeres FTW :D

[Vraya]

The newscaster sounds like kermit the frog.

[satanicwatermelon]

Bahahaha. Nice joke TV Man.

[deaddragon1]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDD 

[skeptikulo]

"I'm not lying. It happened to meeee, it can happen to anyone!" Do you remember that from the guy on the radio!?

[moniqacruz19]

Does it happen to female malkavian too? O.O

[Qhorim]

@moniqacruz19 Yes it does. I hate that my game broke. Definately the best RPG that I have played!

[moniqacruz19]

@Qhorim Yay :3

I havent finished the game yet cause didnt had time.. Cant wait to play that part XDD

Malkavians rock :3 

And im sorry D: Maybe u should buy a new one? v.v

[Forrest569]

Best thing about being insane is that your never alone with all those voices in your head.

[chapacoka]

Malks=Pure win plus yelling at stop signs!

[Klax2705]

@chapacoka Happned to me too. :)

[Klax2705]

@chapacoka Happned to mee to #lol

[wascalyrabit]

hey Ive had a converse with a TV

[morkhan]

The joke really foreshadows the events in the game.

[TheInundation]

that voice sounds like the 2nd lawn mower man!

[TheInundation]

matt frewer

[KingBlue]

The "Change the Channel" dialogue option made me flash back to the Street Fighter movie.

[RNAB]

XD.I Have noclip and i found where the tv man hides o.o

[omgalreadyinuse]

cat in the hat is a pimp

[TheInundation]

a crazy pimp vampire!

[Droogie128]

"A shootout at a popular chinatown underground club left several dead and wounded, after shots were exchanged between a local gang, and

you." That cracks me up.

[JacksRache]

Man, gotta reinstall this game. I guess it's like Deus Ex: Every time you mention it, someone will reinstall it.

[14sJakeB190]

How do you move into a different room?

Like the apartment thing?

where else can you move?

[ancalites]

haha, I'm totally using the tuna joke

[SpaardaLT]

ive got haven in the building the strauss is... how did you get this one?

[RNAB]

you wabbily wabbit ! XD

[Killarila]

wtf how u get that safe house or haven how its called? wtf how?

[SiliconBong]

You'rve got to be nice to the camarillia big wig.

[METALIST1989]

you need to not kill anyone on the ship mission and right after it lick lacroix ass in the conversation then he will tell what a nice person you are and give you this new heaven

[Drbolla345]

No other clan where you can wear a pimptastic white fur coat with a cat in the hat hat.

[kahetel13]

lol also, be able to actually make having multiple personalities look good :) I love malkavians their the class ive used most. dont ask me why.... just ask ask us why :P lol !

[StuffedMannequin]

I love talking to stop signs as Malkavians.

[ShadowManStudios]

Malkavians rule!

[Undders11]

Damn this game never get old unique game..ol'good memoris:D

[Drawed166]

how to talk to TV when i'm malk?

[MamaStrega]

in downtown, there's a stop sign my malk female talked to. at what point can i get the TV to talk to me? i love malkavian easter eggs, like how heather develops derangements.

[axlla]

how did u get those clothes to u pick em up some were or buy em or somthin

[Anomalistic69]

Adorable atmosphere the vampire has...

my favourites Malkavian and Tremere..

power and madness ;)

fairwell vampires...

[WARPIG3989]

the reproter is the shef and the tuna(fish) is able.

not whil the malkave is have hes dulishen that ther is a floting tv on the skreen as supose to when he is not it is repased with a pannale.

[morgansatsuki]

what language is this, for god's sake?

[donavonbray]

That is so awesome. I would love to be a Malkavian if I were a vampire. lol

They're just so adorably disturbed.

[GrimmSoldier]

fishmalk.

[ViewtoForever]

@donavonbray Except when their paranoia makes them do terrible, terrible thingssss. 

[vampirerain100]

@donavonbray id rather be gangrel

[iammadness]

@donavonbray I could be one easy. I already have a few mental illnesses now XD

[XxSemiSweetxX]

This is another reason why Malkavians rule. I am always laughing at what my character is opted to say.

[lollerzor55]

haha i know, sogood

[DubyaTeeEff]

Doesn't lower Humanity affect getting crazy shit to happen to you?

[Sporkloverx]

How do you get this haven?

[Slinker07]

You have to behave nice to The Prince. Then he will give you it. I think he gives it after you complete the museum part.

[AbbadonApocalypse]

You have to do the mission on the boat without being reconized and without killing no one... Then Prince La Croix will give it to you... but only if in the meanwhile you were faithful to the Camarilla.

[Buzzoro]

Uh-oh. That means I screwed up big time xD

[worldclasspervert]

nah, you can ally with the anarchs and by the time he finds out you already have the safe house

[Draxxincornus]

Malkavians are the best its so awesome you can make everyone crazy

[Fonzersbox]

just ended the game with my malkavian,truly awesome.And i was capable to use every door and that dementation comes to help when you don't have enough persuasion for certain people.Though persuasian is pretty much needed.

[rubino83]

"You've made a powerful enemy today, Stop Sign."

[windbelle]

I always love the radio/TV news in VTM: Bloodline XD

[Gabbaraver]

only a crazy malkav can talk with the tv! XD

[ARALIJA]

how can i get the clothings that are not in the game???are there any pathces?

[JacksRache]

They are in the game. It's the heavy armor for Malkavians.

[14sJakeB190]

where do you get heavy armor from?

[JacksRache]

@14sJakeB190: Buy it from the local shopkeepers. The more you advance in the game, the better is the armor you can purchase.

[BearAssassin]

This Malk is so weird its like the cat in the hat.

[KaitsurinMirurera]

Question... I'm playing this game, but I have yet to be able to talk to a television or a stop sign. Is there a certain part in the game that you have to have beaten before you can do so?

[DUNCKTHEMONKEY]

1 you need to be a malk

2 its random total pot luck

3 and yes i think you at least need to have unlocked china town

[FractalBolt]

"So did your father", lol

[RE4penguin]

It's these tiny things that makes this game awesome.

[thingjob]

malks are dead. They died after the rewrite. So sad

[OverlordKay]

I thought you could still get an almost-Malkavian through various bloodline stuff?

[thingjob]

mayhaps but whats the point?

[Ferdie123]

in the new game, ventrue gain derangements after certain conditions are met

[ZOMBIERU]

Mlaks now part of the Ventrue.

[blaselowlander]

"Mlaks now part of the Ventrue." Why?

[asdlom]

Dr. Seuss's Pimp! WOOO!

[v756939]

give me back my hat

[Punkanr]

weird

[CaesarKindred]

damn malkavians are insane! I knew that some real ones were not so mind healthy, but those in the game, fuck! they're completly crazy...

[mikeDman1988]

Real ones? What are you talking about?

[14sJakeB190]

lol, yeah, what do you mean real ones?

[UberPhantom]

Hehe, that may or may not be true. That's just the story my sire "told" me, and what I would tell my children in Character.

[UberPhantom]

Malkavians aren't Insane. They see what's real, It's everyone else that's crazy!

[GriffinPilgrim]

Can't it be both?

[UberPhantom]

Malkav was a Genious, and somewhat of an early Scientist. He thirsted for knowledge more than he thirsted for blood. Every bit of information he could find he soaked up. One day he came across Caine; His sire's Sire, The first. After some conversation, Caine asked him what he wanted most. Malkav Replied:

"I want to know. Everything. I want you to show me everything."

So Caine, the first father, showed him reality. That is why we are "Insane." We see that the world around us is not real.

[GriffinPilgrim]

Given the state the World of Darkness is in, that's somewhat understandable. Still, Saulot, Caine and Set all saw the truth, but they didn't go batshit crazy. Well, maybe Set, but he's dead and gone, no matter what he's children think, so screw him.

[GodofOtaku]

No, it's true, we really are crazy. But, then again, you'd be crazy too if you saw what we've seen...

~a Malkavian

[kouvolkova]

@UberPhantom Agree

[gopokeballz]

i love the 'the police have to suspects at this time, but THEY KNOW IT WAS YOU!!'

abnd the

'witnesses descirbed it as horrific, bloody entrails smeared across the walls, murder murder murder.'

i laughed so much. :D

[black05rat]

hahahahaha! great. my malkavian was talking to stop sign.

[nagara12123]

take that blammm iaeee xD

[19prodigy85]

2:13 "after shots were exchanged between a local gang and YOU.."

[Soberlateral]

ow, oh, take that ow, ow, you waskely wabbit, IEE!

[Munkey458]

For good reason =)

Malkavians simply own.

[BertramTrabant]

Indeed. Their hairstyle needs work though.

[RealPublic]

WOW, trippy!

"That's the only channel you get"

[ccacocc]

MOD??