Al Qaeda Baseball Camps

[cscdigitalgraphics]

Man, I thought this was going to be bad, but this turned out pretty funny.

[kakapoopyshire]

I still can't believe that no one has posted a comment saying something about them making fun of Americans. Their fat, ignorant, and lazy. This has nothing to do with the war and religion. It's just something to laugh over, and if you take this seriously, then you take everything else seriously.

[Evergreen6991]

Never noticed their draft pick was "Jennifer Steinbrenner" a woman! :D

[NormalIsGreat]

LOOOOL that was hilarious guys. specially when osama goes " I forgot your a woman" xD. I'm originally a middle-easer and I'm Moslim. let me tell you something guys, when it comes to comedy that's fair. but its not fair when you tell something wrong without correcting the viewers' thoughts. cause what I see is a very insulting clip against Islam and this's not what ISLAM is. Thanks guy. I'm a big fan . ll You just earned the subscription ll <3

[vlotusv]

Hey is that Tim Osman? XD

[RainbowManification]

I love how he pulls out a knife and the guy gets shot

[MrDomino321]

ur so awsome payman!!!!

[Saf70rd]

This is really creative! And funny too!

[BeachBoyBen]

Keel heem. Somebody keel heem.

[Spongy315]

are u hungry? yes....ill tell u what...guys kill him...somebody..kill him

[300MUSIC]

guys, keel him

[JAREDKIRCH]

haha i'm joking with you!!! urrghh!!...i hate women so much..

[DaffydG]

"Wow thats a good curveball..... too good kill him somebody kill him" :L great movie

[13Nina13]

"ok... mr. bin laden. i'm joking with you! ooooh hate women so much."

"coach/terrorist"

"i don't see you doing anything, osama. kill him. somebody kill him right now.

"there is no "i" in terror!"

"they are sharp, they are clever, they are witty. excuse me, kill him, somebody kill him."

"are you michael groth. sha na na na!"

[gat6000]

What's the song when the pug is playing soccer?

[bitchthebob]

kenkraft 400 - zombie nation

[gat6000]

Thanks

[bitchthebob]

just out of curiosity.. how old are you? and, do you know mr.bean?

[QariMujtaba]

"but osama...there is an i in terrorism."

"ohhhh...u got me nice brro nice...u see our guys are sharp, they are witty and they are clever...excuse me...kill him? somebody kill him?" LMAO

[playmaker3434]

Guy: But there s an I in Terrorisism!

Benloten: Yeah your right you got me( somebody Kill Him) LOL

[basketball201120]

yes thats what he said thank you for repeating it...

[glassass10]

The girl who plays the reporter isn't very good. They should have gotten someone who could act a bit better...

But still, a crazy funny video. :P

[fatkiddtrippinfilms]

a litle racist

[brutaldeathmetal01]

Jaheed!

[RichiesBetter]

"you hungry?"

"yea"

"i tell you hwhat... guys..... keel im"

soooo funny

[jackmandood2]

where do you get the gun shot sound?

[mochafromstarbucks42]

this is supposed to be funny

but it's rude and kinda bad... not like not funny, but like naughty bad...

[ninjahandz]

There's no "I" in terror.....Classic!

[musashiblade1]

awesomes 8D xD

[emkoirl]

lol who ever said muslims aren't allowed to touch dogs? ... there is nothing in the muslim religion against dogs.. or any other animal (Other than the Not allowed to eat pork thing)

[asjoesoef]

Well, I dunno about other countries. But in Indonesia, when you get slobbered (lick) by a dog, its not allowed in the Muslim rules or something. ^-^

[emkoirl]

i have honestly never heard of that >_> each day i hear some new things from non-muslim people talking about stuff that muslim's supposedly are and are not allowed to do, yet even though i myself am not religious, my whole family is muslim and i have never heard anything about dogs in the Qu'ran, the only thing to do with animals is the "not allowed to eat pork" thing, but apart from that ive never heard of anything like that, there are tonnes of dogs in muslim countries as in any other country.

[emkoirl]

i think people tend to spread things they hear from unreliable sources without confirming it first, and as more people hear it they actually start believing it..oh well

Personally i think religion is stupid...(All religions... but you can say some are dumber than others, but all you are doing is choosing the lesser of two evils..which is again a stupid thing to do, because you dont have to choose any of them, but again just my own opinion)

[asjoesoef]

Hmmm... Maybe its just my country then. Well, there are rules that are perceived differently from the Al-Quran. So its normal for some countries to have different rules and regulations. And in any case, my family is Muslim too ^-^.

[Shaunatheexplorer]

hey emkoirl, i share ur same view as well, i think religion is stupid too. it just causes more trouble then it prevents

[shamel95]

because some of dog is crazy like from the quarantine/REC movie!!!

[umairrrr]

@emkoirl Untrue. It says in the Qu'ran that if a dog is kept inside a household, angels will avoid that house.

[emkoirl]

@umairrrr Oh, Could be so, I have never read the Qu'ran myself (only a little bit), I am an atheist, but the only things I know about islam is what was taught to me by my muslim family, However I for one do not know any muslim who thinks touching dogs is bad, although most of them would not keep a dog in their house, Although they do pass around some absurd superstitions none the less, so I wouldn't be surprised if that is in fact in the Qu'ran.

[SyncThird]

umm...yep ..no offense to you that is ..its ok not to no..its not your religion..

i dont know about your religion..but i dont talk ...hmmm

[MrMember3]

umm, thats not true

[RiverAbraxGard]

Awesome video, but there's a part that I don´t get, and its pretty funny to me... When Osama is singing, the guys behind him are holding papers as if they are reading what they are singing, but the only one singing is Osama, they are only making a chorus...

Nice video...

And yes, Bush is the terrorist!

[Supereumel123]

jaheed XD dude rocks

[panoskira]

haha somebody killim

[fbhatty2]

at least oneofem doesnt have a headache!!

Cheers,

Fb.

[wowthatwasawful]

praise alah and behead all infidels involved in creating this hateful message against his beautiful and righteous jihad

[DrummaJesz]

Osama Bin Laden is not exactly a "terrorist".

Through their eyes, they are freedom fighters, not terrorists.

Through American's eyes, they are terrorists. Watch out on how you use your words.

[bananito2]

Iraqi people defending their country are not terrorists but Bush is a terrorist

[benisheadshot]

osama bin aldin isn't iraqi

[MrMember3]

nobody whom ever executed a terror attack against the US was from iraq or in any way involved with iraq, or iran.

[mocasvaldo]

jaheed RULES

[blackonecro]

hahah xD

[KKJones1744]

he's say JaHEED rules, like the dog. NO JiHAD

[azndude001]

wow. D

[blackbeltdude37]

hahaha that was great

[xGilxAJxUnderOathx]

I've watched the entire movie, I guessed I was hoping for at least one laugh... But sadly no, this was terrible. 1/5

[mocasvaldo]

i agree this is worst of akward pictures, :(

[snowhomie]

kill him. somebody kill him

[deidrewashere]

Mohammad Abdul Mohammad Abdul Mohammad

[dryamontillado]

awesome

[Zoast]

HAHAHAHAA,

Hhhhh, I'm joking with you! (hate women so much.)

[chew12381]

very good curveball. too good infact. kill him, somebody kill him.

[xoSushi]

LOL. "But there's 'i' in terrorism"

"Somebody kill him!"

[frizzysa]

"from plastic surgery to liposuction, to pgiment manipulation, to hair impants, to penis reduction. Osama spares no expense to give his men the physical characteristics of average to above-average American men" LMFAO

[alexjustalex1]

kill him someboday kill him

[Noob1335]

lolz, this was funny.

But actually, I doubt the existence of Osama Bin Laden.

[wv2k7]

"I hate women so much" haha, epic.

[drane64]

lol look wut paymen does at 5:03

[s8831800e]

does anyone knw the title of the song

[IsEEsTUPIDpEOPLE999]

Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400

[TheOriginalPoopBalls]

among the funniest videos on youtube great work Awkward

[MilitaryMuffin]

"I'll take your breath awaaaay-Literally!" ROFL

[squareyes1981]

I swear I know someone who looks like Payman in that beard.

[anwar02]

why is this spam?

[litnight]

in the ever, in the ever!! lol

[JLawr679]

You hungry? Tell you what... guys kill him somebody kill him.

[berjebraw]

"kill him somebody kill him right now"

Genius!

[scsurfer27]

I want the next Jorge Julio to come out of this camp!

[arrecation]

Anyone know the soccer song from 1:56 and on?

[maxrenn83]

Zombie Nation, I think it's by Kernkraft 400. It turns up in 'Shaun of the Dead'.

[arrecation]

Thanks

[WW2Noob]

Hmm....lol nice one

[pamplemoussoman]

" 'scuse me.... keelim... somebody keelim"

[imitson]

"HAHA I am joking with you...oh i hate women..." XD

[Emy1708]

the stand up was the best!!

[MISSBEEZEBABY]

"Kill him, somebody kill him"!

Classic! The parts with the totally irrelevant stuff is so funny

[waudgeischt]

great work!

[jajee4all]

2:35 to 2:55 is the best part, totally raw ....

[goford90]

lol

[BabeGunner]

Good!

[v0lt35v]

lmao, eh from the review on cr, this is great! subscribed!

[xithbaby]

I think it was still a bit to early to do this.. I still have family over in Iraq... Not so funny... Too early I think..

[awkwardpictures]

But this has nothing to do with Iraq, at all. No need to connect an actual war to a mockumentary short comedy.

[xithbaby]

True.. but I still think its too soon to try to be funny about any of this :\ its just my opinion.. The rest of his films are hilarious! this one is just a bit sensitive to me and I said it.. I'm just on person :)

[xithbaby]

Oh that was you! Lol, i'm observant. *sigh* Nah I just didnt find it funny, but thats just me. I love the rest of your stuff though!

[xithbaby]

I guess I should keep my opinions to myself.. I didnt mean to offend you, or anyone. I'm new here and I see a lot of tension from comments and I didnt mean to addon to any stress. Keep up the good work!

[CozmoFajita]

"My two loves baseball and terrorism" *squeeze* lol

[NYTCR4WLER]

keel him somebody keell himm

[wasp41]

haha 'i forgot yur a woman!'

[zaiagamble]

STUPIDEST FUCIN VIDEO EVa

[russcarljohnson]

really?

[pinkaznpwnage]

lmfao my dog plays soccer...penis reductions lol

[goobygoo]

OMFG this is halarious ,you guys rock!! *kill him ,somebody killl him * hahaha great,you guys are my favorite

[transxer]

I was his father, thats where the irony comes in. LOL

[SigEp2K3]

wow, was that Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation?!?!?! Wow, haven't heard that song in a long time!!

[theresajames1982]

"I'm joking with you, ARRGGGH, I hate women so much" LMAO!!! By the way, I'm a woman but it's still funny as hell =D

[obtsfan]

"...you know, he doesn't play baseball.. but he does play soccer." lofl

[theresajames1982]

He's an Arsenal supporter LMAO!!!

[theresajames1982]

oh crap i thought you meant Osama lmao!! It's true though, he is supposably an Arsenal supporter =D

[antisociety]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome

[hayooofa]

i love ur videos and i know this is a comedy.. but we arabs treat women and men equaly now.. just wanted to clear that up.

[MXGWAPS]

wow payman is a good actor!

[jimmeh165]

have u seen my dog? LOL ROFLROFL

[lionboshie]

what is your backgroung, you look arab

[thunyakijmax]

rofl! the song was funny

[omarday8]

"kill him, somebody kill him" HAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome job

[D3adStR]

funny shit

[arreau]

this is too awesome!

[F4O4U4R4S]

at the beginning she says "Mr Bin Laden" and bin laden says "please,call me coach" then he laughs and says "i hate woman so much" that is hilarious, good job, that is funny!

[Ugluk1000]

Btw, what mix of Zombie Nation is that?, I haven't heard that one before,

[Ugluk1000]

Hehe thats pretty funny. Interesting how his accent jumps from american to middleeastern and back throughout

[jdogclf]

duh, that's what makes it funny

[MOS0311]

1 year old and still funny

[rcdOfficer]

lol, kill him, sombody kill himm!

[jankendorf]

nice!!

[IsraelAndUsa4ever]

oh stupid killers lol

[headbanger69]

very funny

[GavinSimmons]

"and Allah help you if you make the Allstar team!"

Loved it

[EliasMohr]

omg, lol!

[hotlilgeekygal]

damn  AGAIN!!! that was cool........

[lifeinplastic]

OMG I love the standup!

[lickmybeans]

yo wats the name of the song when the dog plays soccer

[magic8ball78]

I believe it's Zombie Nation by Kenkraft 400 or something like that.

[rohndra]

Baseball in the U.S.A.! lol!

[awkwardpictures]

Thanks for watching everyone!!!

[Fluffyshack]

you are so welcome

[Rcray14]

Your videos are great but i think this one took the cake with the America song, and stand up,keep it up Akward Pictures!

[goldmund2]

Everyone knows what baseball is? Who are they? I had never heard of baseball before I visited my friends in America. Besides, I know that a sport named curling exists but if you made a video about al qaeda curling camps, I wouldn't know what you're talking about....now when did the Americans make it to the world cup semi-finals? This is news to me. And the whole point of my comments towards this video is to attack American IGNORANCE of the world, not America as country.

[goldmund2]

this doens't make much sense to me or to anybody else besides north americans, because only the usa and a few other banana republics play that god aweful game. as a matter of fact, if you wanna torture your combatants, make them watch baseball. talking about being out of touch with the world - so typical of ignorant americans.

[Shureshot12]

North America and a few Banana Republics? What about Japan? They're crazy about the game. So is a large portion of South America, definitely including Venezuela. Cuba? yep, them too.

[goldmund2]

Cuba is not in South America and was not any different than other banana republics before communism took over. Venezuela, on the other hand, does make up but a tiny portion of South America and I'm not too sure if its national sport isn't soccer.

[goldmund2]

I forgot to include that Venezuela is basically a banana republic.

Ok, I give you Japan, and South Korea too for that matter. But Japan and South Korea are small players on sports world stage where a nation's athletic prowess is measured by how well they do in the World Cup Soccer, not baseball. Baseball is virtually unknown to most of the world.

[Shureshot12]

LOL I really didn't mean that Cuba was part of South America...I just happened to mention it afterwards.

[johnthepcson]

you idiot - you're wrong

ppl are judged by the olympics

[goldmund2]

yeah,and I'm sure the Chinese are so respected athletically because they're good at gymnastics and ping pong, huh...moron!

[johnthepcson]

the Chinese are good at other things...

and going by that argument, brazil is respected because they can kick a ball around?

get a life you sick SoaB.

and FYI ppl are judged by their economies, their cultures, their welfare systems and by sport. tell that to your mom before you bang her tonight.

pwn3d

this video rocked.

[goldmund2]

I was comparing baseball to soccer to make a point of how pointless it is to use a sport UNKNOWN to the world to connect it to Al Qaeda, who also have known nothing of such unpopular sport, since alot of the audience on youtube are not Americans. Though ping pong is much more widely known than baseball through out the world, it makes more sense to use soccer to reach an international audience. Got it?

[goldmund2]

...and yes, Brazil is respected by sports fan around the world because they can kick a ball around. Americans are seen as nerds because they suck at soccer.

[cheapmovies9P]

Hmmm, but no one else besides the carribeaners (yes I call them that) and the japanese can play baseball.

[dalrtl]

cheapass, don't forget blacks!

[johnthepcson]

you're forgetting the whole of south america.

good video

[johnthepcson]

who do you think you are? Everyone knows what baseball is, even if they don't play it.

Like me.

And Americans are seen as nerds because they can't play soccer? Wtf?

Was it not long ago that the USA was in the semi-finals of the world cup.

And the whole POINT of the video is to attack AMERICA, so it makes sense to use baseball.

[goldmund2]

Everyone knows what baseball is? Who are they? I had never heard of baseball before I visited my friends in America. Besides, I know that a sport named curling exists but if you made a video about al qaeda curling camps, I wouldn't know what you're talking about....now when did the Americans make it to the world cup semi-finals? This is news to me. And the whole point of my comments towards this video is to attack American IGNORANCE of the world, not America as country.

[johnthepcson]

most ppl do know about baseball. america is the prevailing society around the world, in terms of culture

their programs are dubbed into hundreds of other languages, not the other way around.

and if you didn't know about baseball, you must have been living in a hole. even if you've never seen it, you should know.

it's what ppl call common knowledge.

video = amazing

[conorcusack]

whats baseball?

[lyndzy999]

wow... i coulda sworn this is supposed to be a funny video... not a political statement... so if it doesnt make sense and doesnt really pertain to "other countries" who gives a shit? its fuckin funny and that's what matters...

[angelofdevistation]

if ur wondering the song name its zombie nation by kernkraft 400

[g14d14t0r]

hi, what was the name of the soccer song when the dog was playing soccer ???? plz tell me im desperate

[DeathStrawberry15]

lol "terrorism, baseball" *squeeze* nice

[mexican510nazi]

poor middle relief pitchers...they work so hard but they can never be good...because their middle relief pitchers

[oscar842]

oui you guys are gooood...

[Greekmustard666]

lol

[JaewithanMIinbetween]

ok... lol.. hilarious.. I love you guys ^^ Make more videos!!!!

[bossman1280]

nice!

[RonaldDumbsfeld]

That's why I always charge the mound when a middle relief pitcher comes into the game. Ball players unite! Don't wait for the terrorist to stick one in your ear. Shotgun the bastard on the first pitch. Drag a bunt and run him over. "Billy Martin" all middle relievers.

[MauriMe]

Very Funny, very creative, you can tell some thought was put into this one. Good Work!

[KingGlobalWolf]

Funny, but way too long. I think that it would have been better if they had just left it at the first two minutes.

[SeriouslyAmped]

What's the song playing when the dog is playing soccer?

[SmokescreenNinjaz]

yeahyaeahyeah

[aqalidost]

The reporter's acting is a little weak, but this is a great video.

[leeblain]

jaheed is one ugly babe.

[hoorayfordave]

how does pretty damn lame sound . . not very funny after about the first minute

[awkwardpictures]

We're not Jewish, fyi. But glad you enjoyed the film.

[Furious321]

"Mr. Bin Laden" - "Arragghhh!! I'm joking with you! I hate women so much..." LOL, that alone is one of the funniest parts.

[SirBlackhawk5]

Way too funny

[ParrotsesRUS]

that was absolutely brilliant.

[wiggyA]

hahahah kill him!! somebody kill him! LOVE IT

[gloomibearo]

"and I will jump uupp and vouch for you, so you can plaay" hahahah *high pitched voice*