Unfortunate Story Time, with me.

[TheKreigan]

OMG the infamous poop lady lol

[RandomMan1988]

i thought he was gona get robbed lmao

[jokersbitch]

u so hot :) but i wish u would get to the point more faster inthe video xD although i like watching u xD

[acdciscool1]

dude tht story is funny i mean it made my day haha

[clickmyface]

Just...for the record. I don't think the Andrew of today would have reacted the same way as Andrew of 4 years ago, and I'm tickled by that. I'm a little concerned that many people in the comments latch to the "I have gay friends" defense. If you have ever watched Stephen Colbert, he mocks/tears apart that claim all the time. "I have black friends, therefor I am not racist." Wrong. If you continue to fail to recognize that men can love and adore other men, you still don't get it. Love in any form

[youjerkmuffin]

A lesbian has a crush on me. She tells me she likes my lip color and the shape of my lips. Why is she staring at my lips? She notices things nobody notices, like one day I tried a new brand of mascara and she said, "Hey did you get new mascara I like it a lot gurl!" Why was she staring at my eyes long enough to notice I got freaking new mascara!? I don't know, but it's creepy. Nothing against the LGBT community.

[mdagher15]

ha i can hear earthquakes and sharks in the background and then you used it for song of the day years later. ahaha.

[xtiredxemox]

underoath ftw :]

[NinjaShoebox]

u laugh at funny things?

wierd, i laugh at sad things : /

:DDDDD i laugh at funny things too though, and when people fall, ALWAYS when people fall

[youngliarr]

wow. i don't think i've ever subscribed to someone's channel and unsubscribed in the same night, but i just did as a result of this video. "hit on by a gay man." how frightening.

[AVERYfunperson]

@youngliarr did you not watch to the end of the video where he said he has nothing against the gay community?

[MazorKuziaki]

@youngliarr Mayhap this video is the anomaly of his channel for you? :)

[dillooon]

@youngliarr You could try not being judgmental. Being hit on by somebody you find unattractive is uncomfortable, no matter what.

[youngliarr]

@dillooon Yeah, being queer I happen to understand that first hand. I know how it feels to receive unwanted advances from women, but you can simply take it as a compliment and move on instead of making a damn near 10 minute video on Youtube as if it was an earth shattering event.

[bakerhXc93]

Underoath is an amazing band :D

[Sandstartheleader50]

I am being stalked by a lesbian at school. She sits behind me in class. And stares at me. Holy cinamon help me.

[MrGrowlmonster]

once i was walking in the shops and my cousin i hadnt seen in so long was there and he hit on me cause he didnt know who i was buti knew who he was and when i said who he was he threw up.................we dont talk about it anymore

[ArielValentine]

why are all the guys in your story named Brandon? :))

[ArielValentine]

I remember the first time I watched this & I emailed the guy... & i got no response haha.

[znigao4]

LOL u kinda look like @charlestrippy XD

[m8m8c9]

@znigao4 CTFxC FTW!

[znigao4]

@m8m8c9 YEAH CTFxC FTW!!!!! XD

[jimmyvirtue]

blow yr nose.... its better. a story... um.. what sort of story

[theunhappyhours]

friggin jim.

[hatshatsandmorehats]

you swear alot more in your old videos then your new ones

[DilemmaSTS]

@hatshatsandmorehats people do mature ya know...

[DaFawky]

he just sounds like a weird guy in general.

i'm sure many girls would be creeped out if a straight dude acted like that to them lol

[burnie978]

its sad! you have a w.w.j.d braclet and you cuss and are being a hyprocrite.

[ErinCaliforniaa]

oh my goodness Andrew. Look how cute you look! Haha '07 seems like oh so long ago...

[michellesayshelloxo]

There's no BEARD! xD

[SimaticStyle]

awwwwwww he's so diff. now!!!!!!!!! lols

[DharmaSimone]

He was so young!!!

[GypsyAttack]

you look so young i just want to pick you up, hug you and spin around and around... and around...

[reallyrandomrobin]

Ah, those were the days

[zaid214]

u did a none hair flip it looked like u had a twitch

[ARRASER]

ahhh i love that song: "some will seek forgiveness, others escape'

[shaneyawlover]

aaah .

i miss when you always used to say do it. :(

and your hair and your face.. (it being shaved and all)

[TheXiasin]

lol. a gay guy hit on my brother once. my brother was utterly disturbed. what was that song that was playing when you were writing down the stuff?

[phantasmagoriarc]

@TheXiasin Islands-Rough Gem

[Neverendinghappyland]

I love your story's Andrew, they keep me entertained. I love it. =)

[OfficialCass]

your hair looks so much better now, andrew. Keep it this way.

[1W15HT0]

i love how this video is from 2007.

[555puff]

dude this vid is like three years old

[skittlesheets]

she took a poopy?

[brookecantoo]

u look like ryan cooley right here

[beeawesomelybee]

lmfao, that guy sounded creepy and homeless :)

[ZenPewPews]

love your hair :3

[Chantellew100]

sorry

[ImColorCoded]

I absolutly love the song you play in your video... the by underoath :D

[justmemai]

this video makes me crack up every time i watch it!

[Zozzy14]

u r so cute (*hot!) in this vid =D and i feel so sorry 4 u "nice smile" creepy much =3 xx

[ACTSgrl54]

that was a lovely story :] you are just adorable!

[mebekenz]

are you gay?

[marshmelotz]

....you hearted the whole thing <3 dont lie. O.O

[QuixoticXmischief]

LOL "Nice smile." What a creeper. lolll ;]

[NovemberLittleWing]

he's so cute :) *blush*

[sloaneVLOGS]

@NovemberLittleWing Yeah, talking about old ladies pooping is pretty hot.

[jeffreecare]

rosesdead!

[RAWRzors1230]

this video is amazing

[STOPtheHORROR]

And it's really funny that you used to be emo.

[random0muffin]

1.hes not emo

2. he made a goddamn video explainging it

-_- gosh

[random0muffin]

...-_- i never knew under oath was emo

[STOPtheHORROR]

O_o

[STOPtheHORROR]

I watched this just because you got better in telling shit.

[SchneiderSchneide]

ooo paintball

[candydollskawaii]

no beard. its almost like your naked.....without the beard...........

[Gliese0]

8.22 min to say u got hit by a guy?

[Zacsonlylove05]

look at him!!! he's just a baby! i have been watching his videos for about a year and a half now, and its amazing to see how much he has grown. Funny video. LOVE IT!

[candydollskawaii]

ive been watching his video since he made the "how to prevent your vidss from sucking" video.....i dk how long ago that was but i just noticeddddddddddd

[itisnti]

I got hit on by a gay guy at a party a few days ago.

...he...he said i could be the pitcher.

Swear to god true story.

[larathelizard]

awe. your so young here. :P

[ChloenGabbie]

Did I just hear Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape by Underoath at the end?

[candydollskawaii]

wouldnt it have been screaaaaaming?

[xsmashermanx]

"go eat some humble pie you homo"?? im not gay but that seems homophobic and rly wrong... just saying...

[sourbittersweet]

Even tho this video is old as hell ill tell you dont worry it happens to cute guys like you so i hope you already got used to it. Ill tell you my story i was in Madrid at a gay bar with my bf back then and well we where dancing until i went to the girls bathroom then some really beautiful girl was kissing with a guy and she looked at me and asked me if i was gay... no im not... she reply thats a shame... are you sure you dont need company in the bathroom? and i was like ahaam no...

[MaximA014]

Oh, look at Andrew when he was still younger...

Sooo...adorable... :D

[FleetStreetWhore]

Nice...face.

[punkiemisti]

lmaoo dudee thats hilarious

[Mmmm01think]

I had a similar expirence too.

I was walking home late one evening and walked past this tall blonde haired girl, she smiled at me so I smiled back.

[Mmmm01think]

Then she kind of stopped in my path so that I had to stop too. I thought she was going to beat me up, she looked at me right in the eyes and had this sort of hard blazing look on her face. So I stared back a bit startled by her expression. I opened my mouth to say something and she spoke before me, she had this light airy voice "Hello, You have beautiful eyes." I was nervous so I stuttered "Th-Th-Thank you, so do you."

[Mmmm01think]

Then she pulled out a piece of paper from her bag and a pen and scribbled something really fast, handed it to me, winked then walked off quickly.

The note just said "Call me, I'd be happy to get to know each other."

I stood there for about 20 minutes staring after her, it was really strange.

[mizzfancypancy]

andrew you were so little! and shaven!

[beffers3268]

your cool

[moonshiner00]

Hahaaa aah days! I had a similar experience when I was down town once. This girl walked past me and my siblings and as she did gave me a really sexual look. I looked around to see her completely change direction, start walking back towards me. As she passed again she slapped my butt and winked at me, only to turn again and walk back the ay she was going. My sister was laughing her ass off telling me to go get her number haha

[RDBrilliance]

Underoath <3

You have impecible taste in music.

^-^

[DollyxXxDaggerz]

me & my friend went to a circus place and the conductor for this spinny ride kept a giant line of kids waiting 2 talk 2 us (she was a chick, fat 2)

then when we finally got off shes like a should have kept u guys hostage in there ;)))

we were like o_o k bye. *joggs away

[criesinvain01]

AHHHH THIS IS SOOOO gayy.... but yerrr videos like reallllyyy comfort me...lol

[brittaneyUSA]

hotness ;P

[Ima0ctopus]

wtfffff haha

there are a lot of creepy people in this world :o

[orangecolors]

IT WAS ME lol jk sorry if i got ur hopes up lol jk actually imma grl and i dnt live in canada pretty sure you said u do

[anqeliCUUH]

Has anyone told you that you look similar to Dane Cook? Well, it least in this video you do. hah. And it's not a bad thing, so no worrys. (:

[Switchfootrox4ever]

I have a sweater that says Dead! but it's MCR... I like it, it's warm...

[kyledylanchang1994]

What's the name of the song in the video?

[raysXaXmonster]

i was hit on by a guy at the bank when i locked my keys in my car. he commented my sorta tight pants and said i was cute:( i use the drive through now

[KoRnOtEp666]

i feel ya man, im social too, it just sucks when the gays think you're hitting on them. im not against them either, i have a lot of lesbian and bi friends

[WeSparkAndFade]

lol nice sweater

yesss.. cahsiers.. i work at home hardware.. creepy old men like to hit on cashiers lol

[sexysadie95]

i really love your hair in this video :D

[tumblweed32]

LOL i totally thought the note was going to say something like "give me all your money or you'll die" or something haha

[ohnoaperson543]

i thought it would say "call me"

[tumblweed32]

the way you tell stories reminds me of dane cook

[WerockxXx]

This was one day passed my birthday when you put the video out O:

[cavemonkey96]

what is that song in the backround when your back in your normal clothes

[GetUrPants]

You kinda look like Shia LaBeouf, I dunno why but I think u do haha, sorry, you're still super fun to watch!

[Mcrrocker1819FOE]

you remind me of dane cook haha

[CaptainSpazz]

Ohhhh Shoppers. Gotta love it

[angelfeelsbored]

LOL Andrew, You looked awesome back then xD

[lilballerina]

wow haha

[TeeeealBalls]

Some will seek forgiveness, others escape. One of the greatest songs ever :]<3

[ItsHardcoreHighFive]

Hellz yea shoppers drug mart lol.

Theres just some weird people that come into shoppers. I get them alll the time so I totally know what you mean :]

[stefania825]

LMAO i work at shoppers drug mart...in toronto though heheh

[EmmyVengeance]

When I was like... Six, Some kid slapped me and told me that I was pretty, And all i could say was, "Owuh! I'm talling my mom!" because that was my answer to everything or one that hurt me... I think it's quite funny actually.

[contrerazallie]

:):):)

[FairyCake16]

nice smile Andrew ^_^

*Yasmin* lol :P

[tatatra]

Nice Smile.

[skylarportland]

funny! Well, it has never happened to me, but my brother ( who's straigh ) told me he was waiting for a friend of his to meet him at one of the casino's in Vegas where he lives, & has TWICE had a guy approach him asking for a sexual favor. Said one time, the guy told him "well I see you work out, I have a room, wanna go up there so I can suck your dick?". My brother told him no, man I am not into that stuff and just walked away LOL. Not sure how it happened the first time--he didn't tell me lol

[rachelgoesRAWR]

lol Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape. great song! very nice unfortunate story, btw.

[Domo3mo]

Hey... I gave you that note!

[ohnoaperson543]

what really?

[xandohkatie]

omg hes hot dasdshdaskj

[bah48babs]

I love your personality! haha

[XmcrXsk8erX]

haha nice ending XD

[calswimming2015]

I love your stories even though they are unfortunate. You're a great story teller!

[lovebug2431]

your hot but awesome

[bananaxxsmoothie]

LOL.

[adriannabee]

im good friends with your sister ahah .

you guys look so much alike .

nice unfortunate story love, very unfortunate ?

[sandyny]

out? lol canadian

[EggRanch]

one of your pupils is bigger then the other one. you should get better at telling stories

[emmyfgo52]

I'm fairly certain it's the lighting. And Andrew Bravener is an AWESOME story teller.

[xforgetmenotsx]

you say out like they do on degrassi! (okay, I'm being facetious here... fyi i am aware you are canadian i can read your channel page says so i'm going to stop being creepy now) ... this video is too long for me to actually comment about it because I'm such a compulsive/impulsive commenter okay i'm done! i promise!

[AniMangaKame]

Thats kinda cuteeeee =]

Who wouldnt have a crush on Andrew

[InterWebAndyRoo]

Hey...

I was that guy from the store....

I still think you have a nice smile...*deep inhale*...

Okay that's just creepy :D

[WLTED]

Wow! That's kinda way more awkwarder than having to clean poop.

[michaelaivyx3]

i love your accent (: hah

[jadynxflamingo]

my second favorite underoath song! huzzah!

[Injeni808]

is it just me or does he tell his stories really really slowly?

[TofuNuggetz]

"Nice SMile =D Brandon"

[xxhorsecrazedxx]

I'd feel bad if that guy saw this vid lol

[WLTED]

I was just wondering if that guy's seen this vid. Would he remember what he did? Would he say something about it? Hmm?

[PKBTTrox62458]

You do have a nice smile. =P

But I'm a girl, so it's OK!

[Tuxster3]

He's hot!

But I'm a gay guy, so it's OK!

[anzin74]

Hahaha, what an awesome reply!

[jazmynvargasmic]

ROUGH JEM? AWESOMEEEEE!!

[TheBloodParade]

You better put a copyright thing in the description or youtube will GET YOU.

O_o

[owlluver47]

i love UnderOATH!!! woot woot!!! haha peace! im going to email that gay guy!! haha im a girl and im straight tho! tehe *poke* ok sorry im wierd lol bibi

[Dominique102]

rofl! my hair is like that! except , im a girl, so its wayy longer, hahhaha

[LOveTwiNz]

"Nice smile =D"

[BlushingRoses]

"popped a squat!!" LOL!!! omg... I work in day care, and I clean up kids poop on a daily basis... I'm totally going to say "popped a squat" from now on every time a kid takes a dump.

[WarPaintProductions]

i love your stories!

[milatie33]

haha what do you think Jesus would do in THIS situation?

[xxpeniskingxx]

i don't know...

I am the king of all penises!!

Bow down before me or I will claim your penis!!

[hellokitty135531]

u luk rllyy hott

[LittelAERT]

HEHEAH... sooooo mutch fun. poor boy. :)

[dancewaterdance14]

I wonder if that guy will ever see this video....

You spelled irresistible wrong xD just so y'know.

(old video)

[sharpiestarr]

little beady eyes... haha

[openparenthesis]

you look SO much like the older brother/guardian on iCarly

[jubealee]

I know! Ive been thinking that for a long time xD

[ohnoaperson543]

i was thinkin that too!!

[MaDaBoUtChOkLiT]

you're seriously cool =)

[bbqfresh]

lol your tight as hell, keep doin what ya do playa.

[Xxbfmv94xx]

ur hair looks so different here!!!! lol

[pepsiqueendoll]

go shoppers!.

[gabrulezd00d]

omg same thing with the lady going to the bathroom in the aisle happened at michaels when my friend was working there cept it was everywhere and rly gross...

haha.

[ekatka40]

underoath in the background at the end :D

[lola1095]

LOL

[AnnaBananaMontana]

wow, you in that uniform...pretty cute i must say. i wish there were hot guys working at my local drugstores!

[houstone88]

the same sweater

you are a fuck

[gangsterx89]

i thought that about soo many of your videos!

you do sound like dane cook with some of the motions you do and how you tell the jokely-ness-thingys.

[mattmanshaw]

yea U sounded and reminded me alot of dane cook. really good lol! i'm sorry gay men like U......

[HappyHeffalump]

HAHA THE IMFAMOUS POOP LADY!!!!

[ohnoaperson543]

omg thats her!!

[ilovecakexD]

lol, poor you and poor guy xD

could have told it faster though..

[theionchange6]

others escape.