Naruto Dane Cook - Horror Movies

[sugarkitty2008]

i still freak out after seeing the grudge.my bed is right under the attic door.

[animeIRL9894]

i saw the grudge when i was 7 and it made me scared of the bathroom at night cause it was so dark and i thought the grudge girl was going to crawl out of the bathroom and kill me. i always get freaked out of im sleeping and my arm or leg is hanging off the bed cause i think the grudge is gonna grab me. lol

[DAPTXDC4869]

voice: Have you checked the children?

Me: What chi- OH! You mean the children in the graveyard? Yes, they are sleeping VERY peacefully I assure you.

voice: What? Why are they-

Me: It's SO much easier to babysit them when they're asleep! But I guess I should be quiet now, don't want to wake them! Bye! *hangs up*

[SingItAsItIs]

voice:have u checked the children?

me: i ate them!!!!! XD <3

[becky6735]

Voic: have you cheked........... the children

Baby setter: Ya i killed then

Voic:O-O....

[KakeraWolf]

rule # 1 never answer the phone when babysitting.

[2200Firestar]

@KakeraWolf its just a random joke dude thats true your not supposed to but its something funny

[KakeraWolf]

@2200Firestar well yeah. I know that

[phantomlovebs]

what episode is when Shino looks really mad...

[masterchief9867100]

voice: have you checked the children?

me: ummm.. no, they are fine there just playing roulette, ITS MY TURN GUYS!

voice: um...oh are you sure they are fine?

me: NO YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D! HAHAHAH!

voice: i'm going to fucking kill you.

Me: shit, >_< DOH!

[ZaItachiUchiha]

V: Have you checked the children?

Me: nn? theres children here? oh damn... -hangs up to look for children-

V: have you checked the children?

Me: No but i found a puddle of blood.. mm have a nice day XD

[darkfyreproductions]

voice: have you checked.... the children?

me: yeah their right here beside me

voice: are you sure?

me: well yeah i..... oh shit susan!

voice: *laughs*

me: susan go turn of the burner or your brother will burn *back to the call* oh thank god i though he was gonna burn, that would have been an aweful meal

voice: o___O....

me: so you wanna come to dinner or what?

voice: um..... im busy, bye

me: oh well, guess he wasn't hungry

[sophiamaystouffer]

V: Have you checked . . . the children?

Me: Whut?

V: Have you checked . . . . . the childreeen?

Me: Whut? WHUT? I AIN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK LOUDER! I CAN'T FUCKING--

V: -hangs up-

Ooh, geez, I get these calls all the time :3

[ChristinaWolfle]

S: have you checked the children

Me: No.. thier mom picked them up a half hour ago

S: but I still hear them

Me: I recorded there voices

S: why??

me: Because.... I'm not some dumbass that lets children stay in a house will a killer in it.. so i recorded thier voices and then called the cops

S: fuuuuuuu.......

[LadyDemon389]

S: Have you checked the children?

Me: Nope.

S: Aren't you going to?

Me: They'll turn up.

S: You sure about that?

Me: Wait, I got another call...

Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie?

Me: I'm more of an action/adventure type...good bye forever *hangs up*

S: *in his house* that was weird...

[adXXsolem]

psycho: Have you checked... the children

me: why are u asking

psycho: Because i am going to kill them me: make sure you put the corpses through the woodchipper

psycho: ???

me: thats what i do before i dump them in park. in fact thats how ive been getting rid of people for 25 years and no one has caught on. psycho:...................... H-h-how is t-that even p-possible?

me:the secret is in the spreading psycho: hangs up and has several sleepless nights

[jman1122indahouse]

voice: have you checked the children

me: nah i killed them hrs ago they got boringbtw you realy shulden have call now im gonna *10#you and find were u are btw knife chainsaw or heavy object you have 1 choice of wepon i kill you with

voice:ummm wait what wait wait wait wait YOU KILLED MY CHILDREN

me:oh hi there miss camron umm no i thawt you were the voice guy from when a stranger calles

voice: thats my other job

me: oh ok WAIT WHAT

voice: g2g kbye

[mewmewblueberry13]

continued... again...

phone:what?

me: i like the pink power ranger!!!

phone:*hears scream* what was that?

me: the mother and father. they came home early and only paid me $14 dollars for an entire week!!! so i started to cook them and we're gonna eat them for dinner!!!

phone:*pisses his pants and hangs up*

me:LOL Cassandra: i think you took that too far. crim-chan: yeah. me: no taking it too far would be to go to his ouse and harass and torture him.... wanna do it?

them both: THE FUCKEN HELLYA

[narutoandsonicfan1]

@mewmewblueberry13 lol

[mewmewblueberry13]

continued..... phone: yeah like thats true *sarcastic* me: you know jack the ripper? phone: yeah he's my uncle that got killed by some crazy bitch me: *creepy voice* i killed him. and your mother and your sister and you know what else? phone:w.. what? me: i'm outside your house!!! and you know what else? phone:what? me:i'm a fucking jashinist!!! and you know what else? phone:what? me: i'm married to hidan!! and you know what else? phone:what? me:jashin is my dad!!! and you know what else? cliffy

[tdragon142]

VOICE: have u checked ... the children

ME: O SHIT I HOPE I DIDNT OVER COOK LUCY!!!!!! Thank you stranger (runs to oven)

[bloodsuckingqueen]

i love all the check the children comments down here

[werewolf873]

Stranger:have you checked the children

me:hello mark i wanna play a game.

Stranger:wait wha? how do you know-

me:right now you are probabley feeling helpless. this is a feeling you have bestowed upon others now to be bestowed upon you.

Stranger:"hangs up"

[Celestfeather]

Stranger: Have you checked... The CHILDREN?

Me: No, have you?

[Archangelz07]

Stranger: Have you checked..... the children?

Sitter: Fuck the children. I already killed them. My shift is officially over!!!!

(hangs up)

[RockstahRegas]

Have you checked the children?

I killed the children....XD

[Left4side]

Have you checked...the children?

= 7= what children?

Dude...the children!

Man i have no idea e.e

Ahhh screw this *hangs up*

...i killed them -,- i had the rumblies on hands could satisfy

[TobiShinobii]

NOthing is more terrifying than that clip of Shino smiling. THAT will affect me for years. *shutters*

[eroloveanime]

Person: have you checked the children

Me: wait here I'll go check (leaves)

Person: (waiting)

Me: they're playing tag on the roof why

Person: are you crazy

Me: yes and I'm lazy 2

Person: look out your winow

Me: all I see is a man getting chase by two dogs

Person: (runs away from the two angry dogs)

Me: I might be lazy but not lazy enough to let my dogs kill someone

[blackopskillstreak12]

did u check the children

I killed them

[lijikafuk]

This is what I heared on this same joke but written down the voice goes like : have you killed the children girls terrifed and hangs up the phone voice calls again : have you killed the children if it were me I would have messed back a say yes I have killed them

[sosha20]

Voice: Have you checked...the children

Me: *nice, cheery voice* Yes, sir--they're right next to me, playing X-box

Voice: *hangs up, calls back* Have you checked...the children

Me: *evil grin* Have you checked yours? *gets out shotgun*

Voice: O.O *hangs up*

[YaoiXxLuvaXx]

The Jaws thing was almost the exact thing with me when I saw Chucky's face when I was five. I had to put all my toys in the closet and baricade it so I could even sleep at night. T^T

[TobiShinobii]

Life lessons given to you by Naruto played by Dane Cook

[100MJFan]

6 pple didn't check their children : D

[100MJFan]

what episode is 0:51?

[dayham09]

6 peolpe were the scared caller

[TheCmworld]

Finally someone who knows to Mess Back. Although if it was for real you'd be dead, if it was fake then the guy on the other end pissed himself. So a win win anyone?

[sasusaku3059]

Oruchi:Have you Checked....THE CHILDREN?!?!

Me:....i KILLED Them...And you know what?

Oruchi: ...H-Huh?

Me:....I Know where you live.....*Hang up*

Oruchi:...O_O .....

((He could never sleep again >:C))

[TheGleek1998]

i love how you used orochimaru as the creepy dude that ask sakura if she checked the children i love that lol it fits orochimaru well...... lol

[LittleMissJessieJ]

Have you checked..... The children

I killed them..... 

......

[xMiyukiKimurax]

-whispers-have you check the children

if that were me id be like fuck the children my shifts affically over

if somebody calls you dont become terrified you mess back if someone calls and be like -whispers-have you checked the children id be like -whispers-i killed them >:3

[Yaoiprincess2]

s:have you checked the children? m:nope, why? s:because i am going to kill them. m:....FINALLY!!!! s:wtf m:i've been waiting FOREVER for them to die!!!! s:...again, WTF?! m:i've poisened them, beaten them, put a pillow over there head until they stopped kicking, hell, i've even raped them with a screwdriver!!!!THEY JUST WON'T DIE!!!! s:wow.(hangs up). m:well f**k you to, sir!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToxicBloodScourge]

Ohmaigod.. I watched the baby sitter movie for the first time yesterday. D;

[Brightfire234]

creepy voice:have you checked....the children?

me:hang on a sec BOBBY, I SAID NO ROLLERBLADING WITH CHAINSAWS! GO PLAY WITH THE KNIVES OR GUNS LIKE YOU'RE SISTER! what were you saying sir?

creepy voice: what is wrong with you?

me:*reving up a chainsaw*nuting...

[hidanandkakuzu126]

i was prank called like that me:hello ???:seven days me:seven days till what? :) ???:seven days till DEATH! me:who's death i hope it's someone i hate! :D ???:yours me:really?! i get to die awsome! ???:that's not a good thing >:( me:yes it is ???:anyway you gotta kill someone witin seven days or you will die me:awsome! say meet me at the corner of 8th st in des moines i will bring a butcher knife. ???:(normal voice) okay? O.e me:great see you at 8:00 yah i screwed with him

[bloodpawsdreams]

s:have you checked the children

m: uuuuuuuum eeeer was i supose too

s:... yes

m: um well one child is sticking their hand in a blender while pressing liquify ....hmmmm and the other seems to be rolling in broken glass.....ahhahahaha so funny *wipes tears from my eyes* anything else Mr.creeper :D

s: .......no no just the number to the nearest therapist =.=

m: Oh that's easy i'll give you the one i go to 555-OMFGCRAZY

s:thank you *hangs up*

m:tee hee t

[XxAnimeKnowItAllxX]

Voice:Have you checked the children?

Me:Children? OH SHIZ! I LEFT THAT IN THE DA** OVEN!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO F*CKING CALL ME!!

Voice:what?

Me:I OVER-COOKED THEM! NOW I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND YOU'RE GONNA GET THE OUT! CAUSE IM NOT GETTING MY HANDS BURNT! NO WAY!

Voice:-hangs up-

Me:Ok kids! Come from under the cou-HOLY CRAP! I OVER-COOKED THE TURKEY!

[Akatsukigirl1921]

"if that were me id be like fuck the children..my shirt is offcially DONE" <3

[bignbeautiful78]

@Akatsukigirl1921 shift not shirt

[Lanoira13]

Stranger: Have you checked the children?

Me:F*CK THE CHILDREN-THEY'RE LOCKER IN THE CLOSET!! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO CALL ME FIVE MINUTES AGO!!! THAT'S IT! WE'RE OVER! CALL ME AGAIN AND I'LL F*CKING KILL YOU!! *Hangs up*

Stranger: What the fuck is wrong with her?!

[chocolatebar2]

voice:*whisper* have you checked the children?

me:no, theyre not done yet

voice:... what?

me:you know, i have to got the store, but some pepper, stuff like that

voice:....

me:theyre still in the oven for another ten minutes, call back then *hangs up*

[MrKidKombat]

5 people didn't check the children.

[narutoandsonicfan1]

Voice: Have you checked... the children

Me: of course not :3

Voice: you should

Me: no don't worry i let them play with the knives ^-^ *Crash* Jonny! what did i say? if you want to use the chainsaw i get first dibs!

Voice: O-O

Me: sorry got to go..... Emily! i said burn the couch first D:<

Voice: O-O *hangs up.*

Me: haha we got Him! *high fives kids.* but seriously i called dibs on the chainsaw -_-

[mewmewblueberry13]

@narutoandsonicfan1 i would so do that. have a bunch of friends over or do this:

phone: *rings*

me*picks up* yo sup?

phone: have you checked the children?

me:*covers phone w/ hand* hey guys!! its that guy from that movie!!! say your lines!!!*uncovers phone* no i havent *crash bang boom!!!* JIMMY? WAS THAT THE COUCH? YOU KNOW I SAID TO THROW ALL THE KNIVES AT THE TV!!

phone:o.0;;

me: yes i'm training the kids i babysit 2 be psychopaths that kill ppl who fuck w/me and i'm tracking you as we speak!

[SunFireWaterLily]

S: have you check the children

M: yeah there in the oven, is it suppose to be 230 or 350? I can't remember

S:what!?!

Me: I think it is 230, hey thanks, oh should I invite the police?

S: yes you crazy person( slams phone)

Me: how rude... Kids dinners done call the police to tell your dad/ chief the chicken is cooked

[4o4osam]

Have u Checkd the children?

Me:Oh thanks bro gotta flip them so they get tendry.MYAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAh

[Scarefang]

*Ring Ring* Me:Hello? ??:Have you checked the children? Me:Excuse me? ??:Have you checked the children Me:I'm sorry, I can't hear you ??:I said, have you checked the children?! Me:Sir I cannot hear you!It's like your whispering to ??: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE KIDS Me:Ohh... Why would i want to do that? I'm a babysitter not a goatsitter ??: I mean the children! Me:Oh, they left a long time ago with some random stranger ??:I have them Me: That's great! Take care of them for okay bye!! ??:Wait no!

[rasaengan1234]

creepy voice:HAVE U CHECKED THE CHILDREN?

ME:NOPE!! THEYLL BE FINE!!!!!!:D

[bloodpawsdreams]

have you checked th children

what children all i see is blood everywhere and a squirrel with a chainsaw oooooh crap he found the lighter fluid gotta go :D

[L42M42]

??:*have you checked the children???*

me: I KILLED THEM

??:*...*o.O

me: *your next* creepier whisper

[YugiDmega]

??: Have you checked the children?

Me: What children? :3

??: O.O

[violencehehe]

V: ring ring-Hello S: have you checked on the children V: oh crap was i supposed to S: yes V: where are they S: They're in the living room what else V: stalker S: no V: so you aren't a stalker S: yes V: so you are S: No V: ok...what's the piont of this conversation S: ugh have you checked on the children V: what children? -background- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH S: what was that!? V: rhetorical question S: no what was that -silence- V: who are you

[narutoandsonicfan1]

??: Have you checked the children?

Me: no should i?

??:yes you should.

Me:no i'm fine if you want them take um.

??: what but-

Me:but what? kill them i don't care? am i suppose to?

??:well-

Me: you know what? F*(# you! if i want to care then i will good bye! *hangs up*

??: O-o

[YugiDmega]

S:*whisper* have you checked the children?

me: The dead children?

S:*on other end*O.o

*redial*

me: Look, the kids aren't here. They've been killed already. But guess what?

S:*shutter* What?

me:*whispers* you're next *crazy laugh*

[tobianator1]

F**K THE CHILDREN! MY SHIFT IS OVER!!!

[meisrock]

"Have you checked the children?"

"I killed them"

[MeiMei903]

Have you checked the children?

I RAPED THEM!

[elmolover42]

lolz everyone can see orochimaru as the evil guy X3

[NinjaFox97]

@Amaya11leaf whats it called?

[Mightyeon]

Lol I love this vid!

[gaaraiscookiemonster]

f*** the children!

[bloodpawsdreams]

have you checked on the chidren

what children...(looks around) no children here just a couple of creepy looking dolls

[freddygroger]

@pokemon6270 me to i jump to get of my bed just in case hes under there but im 12 so it makes sense

[lilashley888]

@freddygroger me too but i have a wooden sword on my bed

[jackie232436]

@freddygroger so am i, but i sleep with like, a knife under my pillow, its REALLY SHARP.

[vegetaku34]

I KILLED THEM......lol XD!

[Pokeman6270]

i had a baseball bat under my pillow every night since i was 5 ever since i saw chucky.

[demonheart13]

it would be horrible if you babysat some kids, and the dad called asking this but you didn't realize it was him. Then youd be like "i killed them" in a creepy voice, and next thing you know, 3-5 olice cars are knocking on the door.

P.S. my mom did this to me when i was watching my niece, when she got home, both of us were at my niebors house playin wii.

[antsatsusha666]

lol someone actually called my house, and asked that so i said i ate them, lol ut was a jerk in my neighborhood tryN to mess with me, now i walk by him and he always says i eat babies... lol

[autumrose1]

If that sh*it happens to me I'm going to say that I killed the children

[Krauly]

what if the one calling was whispering cuase it was like inthemovies or something that needed to whisper and was the dad? Then you be like "I killed them"

[KawaiiKat06]

i lol'd at Orochimaru's pedophile face xD (no offence Orochi fans~♥)

[antsatsusha666]

@KawaiiKat06 lol so did i

[itasaku4llenstar]

*whisper*have you checked the chilldren

*whisper*i killed them

[tudershockcurse]

i think the movie is nightmare on elm street(old version)

[PureChaosrage]

part2

S:eye brows?

Me:yes eye brows!

S:Your crazy

Me:YES I AM CUT YOUR F***ING D*** OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DOG CRAZY!

S:*Hangs up*

Me: Yeah you don't f*** with the rage, you can't scare the rage

little kid: Mr. Purechaos

Me: AAAHH! Oh...

[PureChaosrage]

S:have you ckecked...on the children?

Me:You know wat?F*** the children! Give me 5 minutes to get my s*** and leave! I don't even like those little bastards, you can have'em! If they're not smart enough to beat yo a** with an iron pipe that's their problem. And if I see you walking the streets I'll runyo a** over!

S:You don't no how i look.

Me:I don't need to! No one should be walking the streets at 11 pm! I'll run u over so bad, the only thing left would be yo eye brows!

part 1's done

[sims3luvagirl]

"have you checked the children"

...what the fudge, who the hell are you?

"Er, there sister?"

They dont have a sister moron -.-

"I'm the ghost of there sister?"

your a numnut... *hangs up*

^^ my way

[shaneneal88]

s: have you checked the children

me: no but i have caller ID and google maps sure u want to play this game

s: (hangs up then calls back) have you checked the children

me: no but look outside

s: ( looks outside ) O_O

me: have you checked your locks

[antsatsusha666]

@shaneneal88 ROFL!

[MrCrazymonkeys1234]

@shaneneal88 lmao

[MrTheTributer]

alright fine are we cool

[policejoey]

naruto's face at 1:02 XD

[kingcobrakillerkharm]

??:have you checked the children?

me: no, but i can tell they're having fun up there.

??:.....what did you do

Me: i told them, if they rub there stick between their legs it will entertain them for hours

??:.........

[sempai360]

??: have u checked the children

me: duh! this is the 50th time u called get a life

???: um..k hav-

me: STFU I NO WHERE YOU LIVE DAMN IT

???: OH GOD! hangs up

kid: whers he live

me: oh i dunno that made him stop though

[AnimeIsLife1000]

Guy/Girl/It: "Have You Checked The Children.....?"

Me:*Get Gun Shoots Random Object*

Me: "Yes"

Guy/Girl/It:"-_-"

[DLLHIF]

@AnimeIsLife1000 hahaha

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

s: have you checked .....the children?

me: oh...shi-

*10 min.*

s: have you checked...the children?

MJ: heh heh!! I did more than that!!!!!

s:o_0

[MrTheTributer]

ass hole HES DEAD ThOSE JOKES ARENT FUNNY >:(

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

calm the f*** down your flipping out over something thats a joke

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 yes but that was never proven that he mulasted kids >:(

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

It was never proven he didnt and its a joke look it up

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 ok its on ur contience >.>

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

not really its because you wont leave me alone

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 if u stop sending replies -_-

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

You dont tell me what to do

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21  PLZ dont send a ryply too this im saying plz dont ryply and i wont

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

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[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 are u harasing me -_-' ?

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 well are u >:( or are u gonna leave me alone i could call the cops or report u on youtube

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

@MrTheTributer dude plz leave me alone i tried to end this but you dont want to

[MrTheTributer]

@NarutoandNejirocks21 i do just dont ryply and we are cool

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

@MrTheTributer ok listen I quit if you quit you only want me to stop so you win and if you dont reply nobody wins so stop and end this now

[NarutoandNejirocks21]

S:have you checked the children????

Me: No why?

S:Oh um....no reason

Me : Ok seeya

[kayleigh123344]

@SymbioteDude123122 That's wot I'd b like... if MJ woz alive lol

[iluvgaara555]

Stranger: Have you checked the children?

Me: There are no children here.

Stranger: Sorry wrong number.

Me: No problem *hangs up* Wait a minute...

[ketinakat]

???: Have you checked the children?

Me: Wrong number dude. Call the Johnsons. *hangs up*

*Later*

???: Have you checked the children?

Me: I AM THE QUEEN OF FAIL!

???: *hangs up*

[LoneSWarrior]

???: Have you checked, the children...?

Me: ...You've got the wrong number.

*5 minutes later*

???: Have you checked, the children?

Me:Why the hell are you calling me; I'm busy!

Zig-zag: Hiiiiiiii~! ♥

???: ...damn she sound hot.

Me:...Jean!!???

Jean: OH, SH--- (Hangs up)

[CrazziZombie]

have you check...the chidlren

i..killed them

[crepsleysdaughter78]

S:*whisper* have you checked the children?

me:Oh Sh*t I left them in the oven to long! Thank You!

*hanges up*

S:*on other end*WTF

6 min. later

*redial*

me: ya thanks for the reminder. little Jimmy was soooo yummy. So was Suzie.

and guess what?

S:*shutter* What?

me:*whispers* you're next *crazy laugh*

[stallonedude40]

@crepsleysdaughter78 HELL YES!!!

[homes1900]

Yes! That is the best one ive read so far!

[antsatsusha666]

@crepsleysdaughter78 ROFL

[PurpleRoseTobi]

@crepsleysdaughter78 You made me laugh so hard I was cying!!!!

[YumiChee914]

@crepsleysdaughter78 HA HA!!!!THANKS FOR PUTTING THIS UP CUZ I NEEDED A GOOD LAGH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[MechaStudios]

@crepsleysdaughter78 XD

[256NatLiz]

@crepsleysdaughter78 That's so bad, but so hilarious!

[TOTALALIENFREAK]

have you checked the children.....

yep

have you checked the children?

um yes...

NO SHIT!

[hipp6y]

haha, kisame as the shark

good one

[AbbyUzumaki18]

lol omg i almost wetted myself

[Narut0sGurl4eva]

S: *scary whisper* have you checked the children? Me: *scary whisper* no did you check your pants? S:no why? Me: *scary whisper* im in there right now. S: WTF!!?? Me: *scary whisper* if you ever have the need to put your hands down your pants make sure you have cookies S: wtf is your problem? Me: wtf is YOUR problem sir? Look im making you and offer: come to my house pants down or stfu S: i choose to stfu Me: your loss then Stranger: **** YOU Me: lurve you too honey *hang up phone*

[Anthony13USA]

stranger: have you checked the children?

me:dude you need to use a cough drop before you call someone on the phone.

*hangs up*

[DarthFandoro]

stranger: have you check the childrens?

me: no but i know where you live!!!!

stranger: 0_0!!!

*turn the phone off*

[killaz107]

" have you checked the children?"

me:"was i suppose to?"

[imaniyaki]

"Hello?"

*scary whispering* "Have you checked the children?"

"No they're fine. I locked them in the closet and gave 'em a baseball. Haven't made a noise for 3 hours now. Kids...... took a little more duct tape with these ones though."

[animelovercilla]

SILENCE IS GOLDEN BUT DUCK TAPE IS SILVER!!!! Lawl!! ^w^

[camrcam2]

@animelovercilla lol i used that line on my cousin when he wouldnt shut the f up then me and his older brother got duck tape then we taped his mouth shut and taped him to one of those lazyboy chairs in his room then left.

[animelovercilla]

@camrcam2 EPIC!!!!

[pinkhollyberry]

"have you checke the children?"

me:" . . .dude wtf you've called like 10 times now and ya know it aint scary . . ."

"have you chekced the children?"

ME:"SHAADDAP ALREADY!"

XD

[ZeroSable]

AHem here is one..

HAve you checked the children

0_0 i am the children

have you checked yourself

.:Checks pants:. Yes i have Have you checked your ***

Yes...i just did...is this phone sex..

Yes it is

Are you brian...

Yes i am...look in the closet with your pants down there are cookies

...OKAY!

[ob1benji1]

sweet

[PopcornZippy]

"Have you checked.....the children?"

"Umm....dude. It's just me and my parents."

XD

[MewTangerine]

hmmm... I've got one.

"Have you checked...... the children?"

"Yes... They're in the oven, cooking nicely. Come to think of it, I'd better make sure they haven't burned yet. They taste gross burnt. "

LOLOL!

[Derkaderf1187]

"Have you checked the the children?

Checked them?! i'm fucking one right now!

[kibasgirlkibatchi]

"have u checked the children"

no but i can sure as heck kill u!!

"oops sry no speaky english *hangs up*

rofl!!

[tails7272]

LMDFAO!!!!! lol this is hilarious! damn! this is defenitely what im trying.

[chaoslord648]

how funny would it be if you were like.

''have you checked the children''

''yeah i over cooked them a bit though on the box it did say 20 mins''

[pinkhollyberry]

Lol tht would be funny XD

[redwolfhearts]

"have you checked the children?" I'll be like....."ya, Sasuke the axe murder ninja has them now." woof! LOL!!!

[deidarastomboy]

Have you checked the children?

Yeah I sent my ex-boyfriend the rapist up there to do it, he hasn't been down in a while so he's probably reading them a story xD

[Orochimarusamaismine]

whooohoo! im with him on the jaws thing, that freaked me out.

[lilyjamesfan]

"Have you checked...the children?"

"I killed them"

*Hang up*

lol. That sooo funny. I couldn't stop laughing at that part. I also liked the part when he's like, "Fuck the children... my shift is offically over." XD hehe. I hope he never becomes a babysitter, those poor children. XD

[HotChargerGirl5346]

if someone called and said

"have you checked..... the children?"

id be like "yeah theyre in the oven now. they should turn a golden brown in bout 5 minutes" just to see if it freaks em out! that would be funny as hell

[crypto507]

i'm gonna try that thx for the idea

[HotChargerGirl5346]

no prob! ^-^

[IsabellaGirl10111]

lmfao!

i wud hav been like

"have you checked.........the children"

id be like "Have You?"

xD!!!!!

[HotChargerGirl5346]

i got one even better

"have you checked............the children?"

id say "i thought you were supposed to!!!!! CRAP!!!"

[IsabellaGirl10111]

-claps- WOO!!!! BRAVA!!!

ENCORE ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"have you checked........the children"

id be like "i think my cousin did... hes a rapist tho so im not sure wats goin on up there... if u can and then tell me wats goin on that wud help!!! -hangs up-" xD!

[solareclipseify]

have you checked the children? yeah my shift over i dont care lol

[gaarasasukefangirl]

if some one did that 2 me.. id a been like

"not since i disposed of their bodies"

hehe

[ItachiUchihascousin]

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN

*hangs up*

*rings* picks up*

Have you checked the children

LISTEN BUDDY I HAVE CALLER ID SO U BETTER BACK DA FUCK OFF BEFORE I WRING THE GOD DAMN BLOOD OUT OF UR NECK

[axel09100]

dang!! nice 1