Shit Black Christians Say

[clickidyclack]

Funny as hell, but too long..

[321jacque]

my mom always says : " if i wasnt saved" and "hallelujah ! "

[66XANDER66]

my mom says "the blood of Jesus"...she also says "mercy Jesus/God"

[TheShigo69]

1:10 LMAOOOOO

[NoCreativeName15]

Its just comedy. Don't take it personally.

[RevSolTV]

this is the best yet

[crazyorangezebra]

hahaha My mom always says "If I wasn't saved".... but she's white 

[uduwutidu2]

This video reminds of a verse, Leviticus 16:22: "Ye, Joshua heard a few women scream,his arm shook,couldn't look, gaveth it another squeeze,heard a click,"Yo my shit is stuck,O Lord" he proclaimed.

[daniksta27]

My parents say, 'The Blood of Jesus...' LOL

[daniksta27]

My mom & pops say, 'The Blood of Jesus...' lol

[daniksta27]

LMAO...'The Devil is a Liar' and no u did not quote Jay-Z!! OMG this is tooooooo funny! My mother & father are pastors, if I showed them this they would say, 'The Blood of Jesus...' HAHAHA!

[MasterPlan2012]

wow! Gen 4:19 Jesus said to Luke?

[ComradeFoo]

@MasterPlan2012 And quotes bone thugs.

[and1uprise]

"LET THAT MARINATE" LOL. & "OH IF I WASN'T SAVED OOOOHHHHOOOOO."

[CITYBOY5950]

he said i'll be on you before God get the message lmao

[kittykat979]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 

[UMANEDAKIDD19]

MY MOM SIDE OF THE FAMILY IS CHRISTIAN AND MY UNCLE, HER BROTHER, HES THE SAME WAY LMFAO.

[sexymama5583]

lmao! @ 1:20

[BonusCivis]

This guy is good man.

[HelloMyNameIssssss]

Lolllll this was too funny, I cracked up at the anointed attack dog. Haha you do ALWAYS hear "The devil is a liaaar!"

[anbillie]

Thats why your mouth smells like dumpster juice. lmao

[Mr1helluvabutlr]

lol that must be some nice christian dog

[rrrucker21]

That church building fund was on point - Preach! Lol

[robjammor]

Great job. Very creative of you and the way you used your personal experiences to make this video.

[l33tpwnzord]

U mad bro? yea he mad

[brownshuga82t]

if i wasnt saaaavvveeddddd!! oh!

[jeffdapimpbutler]

Horrid

[Shadow999World]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool



[klee3890]

GLORY TO GOD! That building fund joke hit home! I be HATING THAT SHIT! how we give & give til we broke & ain't shit ours to do anything with!

P.S. Glory to God is another think Black Christians say for stuff lol

[soneoo]

things ex-junkie black "saved" Christians say

[pursuerighteousnes]

Ignorant. I've been around many "black" Christians, and they sound nothing like this. Tasteless and sacrilegious. Thumb down.

God bless.

[BoredInfidel]

@pursuerighteousnes so ignorant, right? because he couldn't possibly know from experience. your experiences are all there are.

[pursuerighteousnes]

@BoredInfidel No, it's ignorant because he's making HIS experience a blanketed statement. Like I said, it's ignorant and paints genuine Christians in a bad light. Furthermore, I wouldn't make my experiences blanketed, particularly when it comes to God and when it only perpetuates negative stereotypes. Then again, looking at the video creators name, "Dependable Crackbaby," It comes as no surprise. Being a black man, and christian, I find it appalling that we so readily forfeit our dignity.

[BornFuture]

lol.....love it.

[Kuahmel]

Didn't hit 'em hard enough. The porkchop preacher is one thing, but it's John and Jane Doe in the street, on TV, and on Black Twitter that really needs the mirror aimed at them.

[IamCarteBlanche]

I haven't commented on anyone else's...but this shit was funny so I had to! God Bless! lol

[beautifulchiffon1]

Lol, I was in tears .... "allow me to reintroduce myself"

[DOClondon]

HILLARIOUS



[WheezyFmaMi]

Go Richard!! :)