Lee Mack - Live at the Apollo - 3 Dec. 2007 - Part 4 of 4

[theomer1]

The closing joke was awesome! And so were the rest of the parts.

[DonforDead]

Fucking hell, I come on here to see some comedy and possibly some decent comments, unfortunatley Lee makes a joke A JOKE which btw was appreciated by the kid himself and now I'm reading a debate about weight and fat people? FML

[craigbaker2001]

Best commidian ever

[Matty09Magic]

hes not real, santa not u, your real, but your not getting down a chimney either pmsl. its his birthday too, thats a present your not getting every year!

[mikeph93]

Lmao! He's a genius..

[elemental12345678900]

Alickalottapuss lmfaoooooooooo

[TheSaintAza]

Lee's funny but i felt bad for that kid was his birthday and he's only young.

[lubzbie]

am i really stupid!?! i didn't get that joke at the end.. anyone care to explain it to me? aha :')

Loved this<3

[BlueThunderFlik]

@lubzbie I'm pretty sure he messes up the feed-line and then gives up.

[alex101101]

I think it's so funny that fat people can say to skinny people dude you should eat more! but no one else can say ... mate you need to eat less!

[FlumblesMum]

@alex101101 That's so true.

[csgrambauer]

@alex101101 Not all fat people eat a lot though. I know quite a few who actually hardly eats at all - they're actually FORCED to eat by their doctors. Sure there are those who pig out on cake and other fatty foods but there are also those who are overweight who hardly eats at all.

[alex101101]

@csgrambauer It's the arrogant fat people who know they can change, medicaly obease is another story. I love fat people but as soon as they start telling me what to do it's like DUDE YOUR BODY ISN'T EXACTLY A TEMPLE NOW IS IT.

[csgrambauer]

@alex101101 Fair enough. I agree the arrogant fat ones who preach to you while their body isn't exactly one to preach about in the first place are the annoying ones for sure.

[SeventhEve]

@alex101101 know who i hate? arrogant people. fat, thin, short, tall; arrogance is not cool. being fat doesn't somehow make arrogance any worse, being thin doesn't make arrogance any better. know who else i hate? judgmental, hateful people who will use any excuse or poor rationalization to pick on others to feel better about themselves.

[JoshFOB]

For everyone complaining about the fat joke - why? Fat jokes are not only made all the time in comedy, but being fat is your own fault. People who eat too much know full well what they're getting themselves into.

[cuddlygengal]

i love lee he is so cool and the best comic and quite sexy too ;)

[nicklasovesen]

Omg "your not 16, is stones missing from it?" LMFAO!!! Omfg Lee mack rules!

[Mugenat0r]

13 aussies who cant taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaake a joke

[marwasuleban]

father christmas is not real, not you, your real, put u down a chimney? lool!

[jedinite128]

xDDDD brit humour lol .... nuff said, hes a hero :DDD

[XPXdani]

Haha! Lee is so funny! :D There should be more of him around!

[GulliblePancake]

live at the chicken i pissed myself at this

[luwii1990]

to funi

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

fucking sad pricks with no sense of humour complaining about the insult to the guy in the audience! ge a fucking life you miserable bastards! it was funny and the fat fuck himself was laughing, end of!

Lee Mack rules! he's very under rated!

[gotblow15]

you looking forward to christmas?? ...ohh he's not real

[pitecusH]

Fock off, you're adopted anyway XDD

[MH1GundamZero]

@zorgoth22 omg conspiracy uncovered !

Everone does it , u would tell all your mates the same joke and they would all laugh, why would you tell a different one if you know it gets the laughs?

[MH1GundamZero]

Roflmao soooo funny

[LucyCannibleyones]

omg i got a pain from laughing so much that 'live at the chicken' was funny. lee mack what a funny comic. xx

[themightybucks]

Who cares it was funny, is stone missing from that? :L

[Obsidian1392]

@themightybucks he cares... that probably ruined his night

[robolew23]

it's funny cos you guys don't seem to mind him taking the mick out of anyone else, but as soon as he focuses on one guy its suddenly harsh lol

[smithhedgehog]

good point!

[teutonicpenguin]

I think those jokes he made about the 16-year-old crossed the line and were too harsh. I don't think he'd feel too good about himself after the show.

[camrlace]

its comedy mate, they kid sent him a sms for attention, harden up :)

[smithhedgehog]

you go to a comedy show you know that you're 'fair game'

[Jalrighty]

100% agree, everyone's a potential target!!!

[TabbzMoo]

if he weren't up fot it, he wunt ta sent the text

[SaiE8]

pfft thats what happens when you text and even when your just in the audience if you cant handle it then dont watch him live

[GeneralPeglegJimmy]

@teutonicpenguin What about comics like Frakie Boyle who make efforts to insult the audience? It's just comedy. Most people can take a joke no matter who it's directed at.

[doomincarnate]

i love this man

[Vannereveilar]

oh fuck off you're adopted anyway. .clincher XD

[SpunkyMcBallsack]

Thanks for the video mate cleared my hangover up straight away. Now for the pub to tell these jokes and claim them as my own :devioussmiley:

[casperwfc]

"is the word stone missing from this"

brilliant

[flick000head]

harsh but yea

[SpunkyMcBallsack]

Have you posted this on every Lee Mack video?

[sgtgorillaz]

lol, the kid does seem to be genuinely uupset about Lee's remark!

[lewyranko2k8]

what dya call a lessbian dinosaur .... lickalotapuss

[arseymcpherson]

Yes. That is what it says in the video.

[blakeydellboy]

"is the word "stone" missing from this" lmao!

[believeinitshona]

"...wouldn't get you down the chimney..."

haha

[Vannereveilar]

wow, he was harsh on that guy (16+never)

[George36th]

live at the chicken ... lol

i just went to italy and that helped with orderin food lmao

[hbubely]

the only way tht wud help is if u ordered a live chicken lol

[George36th]

so...

lol

[tetsuv]

might like his food fresh

[danshars]

fucking funniest live at the apollo eva

[cba2makeaname]

feel bad for that 16 year old lol

[woteva2008]

frickin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LavaKing25]

lol 16 STONE

[ovavoo]

ahh good i missed sean lock....sean lock is great on the panel shows but not a very good stand up...lee mack and michael mycntyre....simply the best!

[SSLostSoulSS]

Does anyone actually know how that saying goes? You know "you can't fool some people all of the time......" etc

That was hilarious, that's the reason I never repeat famous quotations to anyone, i'll end up looking dumber lol

[kazamakooza]

you can fool some of the ppl all of the time and all of the ppl some of the time but you cant fool all of the ppl all of the time

mr lincoln - defs 1 2 remember!

[SSLostSoulSS]

Nice1 cheers, i'll try and remember that one. I'm pretty bad with stuff like that, that's why I've so many tattoos lol.

[Stevepayne1994]

Is the word 'Stone' Missing from there??? PMSL - Felt sorry for the kid though!

[Jonnyrocakes]

Too right. Lol

[babyhorse3]

"fuck off your adopted anyway" lmfao! :D

[cityfan1997]

thats from a Mr J. Dee of London

[LHanley94]

"16, you looking forward to Christmas?" LOL! ;D

[MrCommentz]

The guy who said he's 16 - don't he look like Peter Kay?!!

[ravinreece]

"oh fuck off, ur adoptedd anyway" lmao

[MrBRL]

That guy is the best.

[iheartsugercookies]

what does he say at 1:25

[wouterlandzaat]

"Is the word stone missing from this?"

[jpmelsdon]

he says..." is the word stone missing from this "

[iheartsugercookies]

ok thats what i thought, but what does it mean?

[jpmelsdon]

stone is a british way of measuring weight...a stone is 14 lbs...so 16stone is 224lbs...hes just basically calling him fat...lol

[iheartsugercookies]

Thanks!

[GTARule]

"is the word stone missing from this"

so instead of 16 years old, he would be 16 stone (in weight)

[MilesTodd]

We get the joke, haha

[Goldendroid]

lol

[legendalice]

"fuck off you're adopted anyway" lmao!

[grimsbyfanclub34]

'is the word stone missing from this??' hahahaha thats something id expect frakie boyle to say :)

[speedfreak18ish]

same with the ryhypnol joke lol

[standingnear]

I didn't get that, if it had the word stone, how would it be different?

[draktet]

16 stone.. as in weight

[grimsbyfanclub34]

coz the guys quite fat and dosent look 16 so he means 16 stone as in the weight

[tomwjc]

16 stone is like, fucking fat

[elliebluestrawberry]

it really doesnt work like that, if you're like, really dense or muscly or tall then its not hard to be 16 stone, my m8s 13 stone and hes really thin, hes just really really dense.

[tomwjc]

i know you feel good correcting someone on youtube and i do hate to rain on your parade, but i'm referring to the way in which he is using it. he's a big guy.

[elliebluestrawberry]

i wasnt trying to make myself feel good or make anyone else feel bad i was just saying...your comment could be a little misleading thats all. sorry for having an opinion.

[ElDoucho]

NEVER HAVE AN OPINION AGAIN, KID

[THEDEZAA]

? ?

[FlumblesMum]

AND LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT.

[aiden1876]

its actually not, i play american football and literally every player on the pitch is close to or over 16 stone, all depends on the density of muscle, like boxers weigh a fuck load but are muscled to hell

[gingy0vitus]

PIECE OF CAKE !

[MarcoTaxam]

ha, comedy is funny!

[DementersRockIt]

lesbian dinasour loll

[YeahBabeyx]

how do those texts things work?

lol

x

[Johnbgg94]

lol, a number is on a door and people jus text it lol

[Dushdi]

He is fantastic. Cracks me up always.

[GiefGoldPlx]

i saw this on tv.

[elainesman]

brilliant, thanks for posting.

[jedaaa]

damm, do u have sean's part?

[lynzdreamer08]

'is the word stone missing from this' hahaha sooo harsh yet sooo funny ha

[DeteSunca]

Sorry for being an idiot by asking but what does it mean?

I know what stone means, but not in this context.

Don't take it against me, English is a foreign language to me.

[jammyjay2003]

Stone is a weight measurement.

[lynzdreamer08]

Stone is like weight so hes rippin im for being fat

[DeteSunca]

Thanks! Now I get it :D

[Bunceyboy1]

u dont fuckin say

[lynzdreamer08]

U Don't Fuckin Say Wat?

[Mat5976]

16 stone is a weight, its 224 lbs i think

[loveingmangas1]

2:45 to 3:30 was sooo funny! Ahahah xD

[buddyboy68]

AH what a legend lee mack is ,him and viney are comedy golddust!!!!

[xPrincessRayneacex]

Ahahahahaha Dave got OWNED!!!

[MykoBlu]

not fitting him down the chimney! lol! XD

[Tom0wns]

Lee Mack = The Shit! HES FUCKING MINT! :) (Y) I would love to see him some time :D

[gdavies4]

fuckin quality

[10blackdragon88]

lee mack is funny? no hes not hes a damn comic genius

[hargreaves4united]

lee mack is funny

[231091andy]

wahey fat dave 16 stone

[raggamuffin06]

hehe cheers fior uploading this, fucking rad.

[bazelb1991]

lol Lee Mack is one of my favorite comedians xD

[mocktheweek27]

he's 1 of mine as well :)

[raggamuffin06]

yeah he's got some hilarious stuff, anyone know if the sketch show's still going?

[djpj22]

All my favorite comedians = Lee Mack, Russell Howard, Marcus Brigstocke, We Are Klang (mainly greg davies)

[wunshiin]

LOL 16 stone!

[simonross1977]

I have seen Lee Mack at The Anvil in Basingstoke, and though it was all the same jokes, he is so funny.

My fave comedian at the moment!!

[morlten]

"And I said get it right ffs dad. And he said ... arghh fuck off you're adopted anyway"

hahah brilliant!!

[enorjusten]

i no this is jack dees show but lee mack puts him to shame

[HandCreamFootWobbles]

I LOVE LEE MACK!

Oh dear, i think i am obsessed.

[brammy4321]

what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?....

take the pin out and throw it back

[Covjet2]

whats blue and fluffy

blue fluff

[adioskater900]

what do u call a blone whith 2 brain cells

pregnant

[adioskater900]

what do u call a blond whith a brain cell rare

[adioskater900]

what do u call a blond whith a brain cell

[adioskater900]

2 chavs in a car no music plying whos driving?

the police

[threecardmontegirl]

piece of cake! thats f***in funny!

[adioskater900]

give a dinosare a vindaloo and call it a mega-soar-arse

[threecardmontegirl]

Ha!

[muller3107]

"Is the word stone missing from this"

absolutely brill

[Alaron251]

"Where's Jack Dee he's much better, I only came here to see him - That's from a Mr J.D From London"

That's frickin classic!

[parry688]

iv got his live dvd, seen it so many times now, makes me cry with laughter everytime, what a legend!! "i remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died....What you doin here with that hammer????" haha, brilliant! great post

[djnolzy]

"You looking forward to Christmas?" lol.

[youthexplosion1210]

geddit fuckin right dad. 5*

[lewisiothedon]

aaahh, fuck off your adopted anyway...

FUNNY MAN!!!

[yacineW12]

Lee Mack's energetic enthusiasm, and cheeky humour make him a L E G E N D

[willstar01]

a leg end ?

[yacineW12]

legend..

[willstar01]

a leg end ?

[MrTomDHG]

I'm a leg end....does that make me a foot? If I put on Gene Simmond's platforms I'd be two feet. Doesn't matter, still couldn't get on any of the good rides.

[cmacmuiris]

heather mills is a leg end....does that make her a stump?

[MrTomDHG]

Maybe Leg End is like leg heaven....? Any Jehovah's Witnesses in the house?

[winnietheshitass]

sounds like a place in wales to me

[MrTomDHG]

MATE! That is what i call "A Call". I'll pay that. Also sounds like soemthin out of a Cornish story book.

[winnietheshitass]

lol it does!!!!

[CookieBear99]

I love lee mack!!! he's awesome!!! I love him!!! lol 1# funniest dude! x

[shermoon]

anyone got the episode with russell howard on?????

[shrek090]

we need sean locks part it was well funny