Nigella Talks Dirty

[Bermagden123]

penis, penis, penis XD

[t3449]

lol funny stuff "penuts" classics

[69muscat]

I love it , great stuff , lol

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

this is awful.i advise people to go watch the other one

[TheHaydee80]

Thumbs up if you got here by your friend

[YEWYEYEYEY]

this is fucking pathetic

[burtinie]

Nigella Larson can lick my batter because it is covered in cream from her butter cake.

[dosboss22]

its going to be just right

[Laurencew1000]

Yep, this is a hack job by comparison with 80gumdrops.

[obellett]

the one made by 80gumdrops is way better

[FatCriple]

THIS IS SHIT

[MrProdigalKnight]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[ruttingbull]

corr blimey I would love to eat your cookie mrs lawson

[thewulfone]

This is awful. lol I love her accent as well. :))

[rubberduckchick]

haha

[youdonotknow1988]

food porn..

[ClicheDisdain]

Aww yeah talk dirty to me baby. Nothing hotter than a sexy woman in her rightful place.

[jusxanovaxgurl]

oh Nigella your too entertaining and funny

[FM897]

Is it odd that I find it sexy when the guy says, "Mmmmm"?

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 if your also a guy... yes be worried

[FM897]

@squirrelbasha I'm not a guy but even if I were, there would be no reason to worry.

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 yes there would be .. because you would be a FAGGOT!

[FM897]

@squirrelbasha And the problem with being a gay man is...??

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 LOL its a backward step in evolution?

[FM897]

@squirrelbasha How?? Can you cite your sources?

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 use your brain.. dumb woman.

[FM897]

@squirrelbasha LOL you obviously haven't studied evolution very much. Sad.

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 god created Adam and eve... He didnt create Adam and steve. now fuck off

[FM897]

@squirrelbasha Really?!! Wow, I've never heard THAT circular argument before.  Nice trying to have a civil conversation with you.

[BillyMcHale]

@squirrelbasha you got the Adam and Steve thing off of Alan Partidge now go think of your own ideas.. Prick

[squirrelbasha]

@FM897 your a tard go kill yourself no one loves you.

[missana888]

lovely

[UltimateSubZr0]

this was so lame!

[Letford1000]

lmao 

[routercpu]

No harder... peanuts

No harder... peanuts

No harder... peanuts

No harder... peanuts

[yvette74731]

omd...

your men ....

sick

[anesthesiac]

I love you for this.

[BunnyTubeVision]

"And women weep with gratitude"

[m3rmaid1985]

lol this should be released as a song, like South Park's Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef. That would be GOLD!! :D

[totallyoutoftheblue]

@m3rmaid1985 yeah, this could be made it into a disco beat and then you should emphasize the words 'no harder peanuts' with a sudden silence in which the drum and harmonic instruments stop for a moment:P

[xIegionx]

Awhm this is wonderful

[infernus9876]

hahahah XD this is amazing

[SandiiDee1]

I've been watching her videos for the last hour and then CAME across this one.

fucking hilarious. xD

[anthonyshock]

LMFAO!! This is the most hilarious thing I've seen for a while!

[mca1218]

Peanuts? NO HARDER!! Peanuts? NO HARDER!! Peanuts? NO HARDER!!

This made me double over in pain laughing. Wonderful editing!!

[babbelknabbel25]

I LOL'd SO hard when she kept saying ; 'No harder-' 'PENIS' XD

[napolean34]

shes got my peanut hard  :-D

[bdriz16]

If I had to have my last meal cooked by one person, it would be Nigella...SOOOOOOOO FINE.

[1973500]

happiness 

[ehmazin]

"Speckled beauty"

Pahahaha

[aussiebitch91]

who ever made this is a total ledgend!!!! this is gold mate.

[IUPLOADALLSORTS]

hahahahhaahaha, "and now i'm gonna scrap the...creamed...mounded...peni­s" ahahhaha

[ampsykillerty]

Peanuts?? lol

[VentolinFreak]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

[henrythebusquy]

Nigella Larson is sexy strumpet....id love her to strum the peepee! i wouldnt mind exploding in a fountain of her milk...then nurses the life outta me until the hydrant go's low! God.... how Messy!

[SuperBananafication1]

@henrythebusquy It's Lawson not Larson. Might want to get the woman of your wet dreams name right...

[egg64]

@henrythebusquy I agree....that women is soo wonderfully natural and sexy........a MILF would be an understatement.

[millionairesrbak]

@henrythebusquy you spelt lawson wrong!

[redbull90]

*this makes it easier to get out later* goddamn XD

[zahidangel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Moontyra85]

thats what she said.

[Ninjendo92]

And women weep with gratitude

[CorinWright]

i bet this hasnt be edited at all

[millionairesrbak]

@CorinWright True thought youre right

[IHGGF]

I wouldn't mind drizzling over your ice cream cake ;)

If you know what I mean

[Ataraxian13]

What an indulgent, decadent, voluptous, strumpet.

5/5

[a13x4]

This is just not right.

[woodbinedrinker]

OMG! ROFLOL!

[tjcrabtree82]

hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[DoovieMIK]

I like this video... its no George HW Bush speech, but still awesome editing work :)

[e99shell]

no harder.. PEANUTS! lol

[peacebeuponyou70]

She's my wife. Period.

[fonzi0was0cool]

@peacebeuponyou70

how can she be your wife, when she is married to me ???

[luwuhl]

to youuuu?

you wish, she's mine

[peacebeuponyou70]

ha ha...let's share her!!!!

[xWhosxThatxGirlx]

Lmao!

[lookfordance]

shit

[duncabbin]

you're shit

[swiv2d]

some people have too much time on their hands

[uiscar]

I have to say, I found she sometimes is talking dirt. but honestly those bits you chose are not really the ones. for example in one of her episodes she actually says: but you know, my mouth can accomodate etc...

why's that not in it?

[willisgod]

tomato, tomato how bout you both shut up! this is a place to appreciate nigela! damn fine nigela! recipe's arnt always great but you cant have everything.

[AstraliciouS]

and before you get offended, what i ment by my comment below was that forgetting who sent them to war, each and every man who went to was was a hero. although your country aided the outcome, that doesnt make your countrymen anymore important than any other man who was willing to lose his life for the cause on either side. And being a kiwi I get to use both english and american spelling! whoooohoooo

nigela is SO FREAKING HOT

[AstraliciouS]

Haha, fantastic video, not dirty at all, but her voice is dirty enough for most people watching this lol.

Oh and MrPresident (below) I love how you make America sound all heroic for entering the war, and its kind of random that the comments are about that, but although everyone was grateful and all that, you cant pretend that america entered just because they were good old chaps. please. you all love the bragging rights and the power it gave you. cheers tho.

[nofreedomofspeech]

Stupid video, but she's like THE milf

[cherrisoda]

Why are the comments on this video not on the video.

[MrPresident2032]

hot milf mom

[Y0uTr13dGf]

Lmao I laughed through out, Penor +1 though.

[LydiaG148]

haha the maker of this has a dirty mind haha

[KyliesMCJ]

"It's what you put in that makes a difference." HaHa!

[111teamomori]

quality editing, nigella is a smoking ubermilf!

[MsHaHa39]

lol! Nice!

[FM897]

I've heard Nigella talk a lot dirtier than this.

[allinlodz]

I don't know why but I connect the clip with the 90's :P

[Demimin91]

hot and runny, warm and gooey XD

[ashleesimpson001]

XD gooey lol

[nothingtoobig]

she is the ultimate english MILF, i love her voice, and has the best rack

[austinzeppelin]

I agree :D

[albania9diadem]

sexy mommy

[KevL75]

She's a 'yummy mummy'

Because she is English.

Not 'mommy'.

[MrPresident2032]

you spell your way, we'll spell our way, thats like going to france and telling them their language is wrong

[KevL75]

No it's not you idiot.

Why would I go to France and tell them French is wrong?

They're French so they speak French.

I'm English so I speak English.

God knows what language you speak.

[MrPresident2032]

well done, calling me idiot for being the only logical one here, so you wouldnt tell a french guy french is wrong? well dont lecture an american because he used american english, like french in france, the way he spoke is the correct way where we are from, if you said "mum", i would not tell you it is wrong, because it isn't wrong where you are, well "mom" is not wrong either, so learn to accept the differences in other peoples cultures, you might feel better

[KevL75]

No I wouldn't tell them their language is wrong.

Because I don't speak it. It's their language.

Learn others cultures?

That's good coming from an American.

[MrPresident2032]

i already said i respect the way your country spells, so it looks like your the ignorant xenophobic one

[KevL75]

Damn right you respect the way our country spells.

Because that's how we were doing it years before your country was even discovered.

[MrPresident2032]

and if it wasnt for us you'd be speaking german

[KevL75]

Ah that old chestnut.

This is where I say 'You would never have joined hadn't it been for Pearl Harbour'.

[KevL75]

Halfway through might I add.

[MrPresident2032]

we didnt have to touch europe, we could have focused on japan, we would have beat them quicker, using less money and losing less soldiers, but we decided to, out of generousity, cross the atlantic and fight a 2 front war at once, saving the ass of the same guys who fought us for our independence, but we forgave you and fought for you because we are that kind, face it dude, you simply cant win when your arguement is "america isnt the greatest and america isnt better than britain"

[KevL75]

Ooh yes beat Japan then what.

The clue is in the title 'World War'.

Hitler wouldn't have stopped just because you beat one country.

Your time would have come.

Who said America isn't greater or better than Britain.

Which in fact it isn't.

I'm bored now.

I'm not entertaining a patriotic American with predictable comebacks about speaking German.

You want xenophobia how's this - English speak English, Americans speak with their mouths full.

[iamtheonemofo]

don't you mean able to speak German, and secondly maybe a German dominated west would'nt be as bad as you redneck a-holes who are blowing op everything east of you in fear that som big old scary muslim will come and take away your right to shot up kids in you highschools! twat!

[MrPresident2032]

the iraq war was dumb and we're getting out, theres nothing wrong with the afghanistan war, even germany has soldiers there!

[damima1]

so what if we were speaking German, what do u speak? Engklish! how ironic. there's a reason why American is THE most hated country in the world-it's not because of the actual country or it's avg person. it's because of illerate, uneducate, stupid asses like u!

[MrPresident2032]

i realize i speak english, but the arguement started when someone attacked someone else for using american spelling, and that annoyed me because it is correct where the speaker lives and the other guy was trying to impose his own way on everyone else, i am aware of where the language we speak came from but we have some differences in spelling here and it shouldnt be "corrected" by someone who is ignorant of the way we spell

[damima1]

sorry, i thought u were just being obnoxious. apologies

[rodrico50]

nigella you are definitely a dick killer.

[peterbonser]

not as good as cassetteboy.

[Ifuckingh8you]

He should do a Nigella lawson one, unless he already has and I dont know about it.

[metalhead4ever1987]

funny @ 1:26

[spencerant88]

I have never had to suppress this much laughter in years.

[oceangypsy01]

LOL

[sullmister]

Milf i wud bang her and get a huge tit wank off her!

[IwantaGibsonSG]

ROFL - no harder peanuts that look so beautiful

[IwantaGibsonSG]

LM fucking AO. 0:39 - 1:39

[McLarensupporter]

lol

[aesthector]

0:12 PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS

[danica789]

=)) omg

[mignonhenne]

i think i drizzled too early.

[orionbassmaster]

"and woman weep with gratitude" lmao epic and peanuts looool this is funny mate

[IwantaGibsonSG]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMO x a billion.

[Browser4boss]

This is a funny video. Yes, AOL celeb news described her show as "food porn"...her show is a bit intoxicating to wtach because of the way the camera just loves her (ala Monica Belucci) and the way the camera moves unsteadily - in the style of Basic Instinct or is she affecting the camera man too?

[g060074]

I HATE THIS WOMAN! she is my absolute favourite aversion!!! she cannot cook. the only reason she is famous is because she has huge breasts (which is all just fat by the way), and uses food to seduce her audience!!!

[fluentinsound]

id love to pull out and drizzle all over her ice cream cake.

[Veneil]

This woman is simply stunning. I find her cooking somewhat overwhelming but if all this is to lead me to an early grave, what a way to go! And it's not the cooking that will be the culprit......

[sprinter223]

lmao i was actuly cracking up that whole time. awesome video. shes such a milf

[janjet]

I laughed, I can't help it =))

[henrysinaga]

ROFL

[VitaminVee]

LMAO.. i love it.. i just love it

[yonimiller]

Good 1! Nigella is gagging for it.

[Mimiix]

:DDD

[kurtYkurt7]

yay!

[kegmar]

hehe.... how rude!

[nezpercenathan]

a bit repetitious