An Idiot Abroad Sky1 Best bits 2: India

[xjenben]

some say the guru at 4:30 is still waiting for a fist bump till this day

[bl0winbubbles]

KARL: Where's the bus station?

INDIAN: Today is festival daaay! Come with meeee!

I cried.

[TheMegusAlexandrus]

omg, i was out of breath laughing for like 5 mins. this is epic.

[BenTennison16]

their culture is completely retarded. seriously, thats why they live in such horrendous poverty.

[eagleindian2]

@BenTennison16 congratulations you are the idiot abroad!!

[MS94ify]

@BenTennison16 the only retarded thing I see is your comment, diversity-have it

[pickasomangoes]

no females?hindu religion is so sexist.

any religious people who take money for sideshow gimmicks- is such a scam.

[troublemakir]

@pickasomangoes How is it a scam to pay somebody to see a sideshow gimmick? Can YOU wrap your balls around your leg and do squats? If so, set up a tent and charge people to watch your show.

[DuBz118]

CANADA LOVES kARL !!!

[t1nkertoy]

Hehe.. Being a baba.. Best profession.. You get paid by folks ..and get to smoke weed..

[kokoinmars]

4:00 "gaand phat gayi"

LOL

[leestephenj]

I got a right eye full. LOL

[Greenday247100]

karl makes me laugh

[MultiAsspounder]

errh this is disgusting, the man doesnt cover his ass or chunk

[troublemakir]

@southbrent86 lol how long did you watch him for before realizing he's miserable? Most people think that's why he's funny, the point of the show is that he's ignorant and xenophobic.

[The72koenig]

@troublemakir he's not xenophobic he just doesn't want a bunch of superstitious douchebags slapping dangerous chemicals on him.

[troublemakir]

@The72koenig I didn't mean this part specifically, just his general outlook and many comments he makes. Not saying that it is his fault and he really doesn't mean anything malicious by it either. Is that colour stuff actually a dangerous chemical?

[The72koenig]

@The72koenig check out "holi" aka the festival of colours on wikipedia it will explain about the chemical colours they use. cheers.

[KUTHA000]

you gotta love the dhol!

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

Did the last baba, dislocate his arm to have it always up? Abit confused by that.

[ElMakz]

CUM CUM VITH ME! CUM MY FAMILY IS HERE!

[aoeuuiaiui]

WTF dudes, put on some pants!

[alwalk21]

ahahah at 1:29 he's like a Fuck'n multi-coloured orange.

[yoyozippy1]

god his nails i wonder whats growing in those UGH

[tdecarne]

"I hope we don't stop at the lights anymore, because every time someone slaps me face with a load of colour." SOOO funny.

[MrLoftyyy]

£70 for them trainers? im pretty sure he traded them at the market? :P

[RespectMyPiracy]

@MrLoftyyy Nah lol he traded those trainers in series 2 this is series 1 but yeah they do look very similar adidas trainers

[anubis1974]

Awwwww.....Karl smiles at 2:28:) So cute!!

[hellomyfriend85]

@anubis1974 He's adorable when he smiles/laughs. When he was giggling at Ricky on Idiot Abroad 2 I wanted to hug him xD

[ogar0]

funny as .....

[davidmotokros]

best show evere!!!

[xILambyIx]

1:31 - Rasta Karl

[weaponmasscara]

I love that Karl wears crocs! ^__^ haha

[AntyHM]

Love it

[MrUsmank]

ahahhahaaa hiizz showiin alott LMAO



[olitsch2000]

why the fuck is this video age-restricted ? Cause you see a naked baba without really seeing him naked ? Stupid hypocracy !

[Barkermush]

Couldn't believe he tried to feed a Pyhon in the Amazon jungle a biscuit!

'It doesn't eat biscuit'

' how do you know? have you ever tried feeding them biscuits?'

'no...'

'here you go then, watch this. '

'well that was a waste of a biscuit'

haha what a legend.

[MrBasim4life]

the babas are the fucking idiots lol thumbs up there dirty gets

[BethAliceTW]

"Ere ya, here's that baba outta paper"

[IDReaper91]

If ı was him ı would put his hand let it down lol.

[pdxtone]

Karl's head is a perfect canvas.

[swtrooper11]

where i can see when the indian make his penis and balls up? xD

[nazfaruk2506]

yeah Karl pilkington RULES!!!! He is just totally AWESOME!! Love him to bits!!! woop woop can't wait for season 2 of an idiot abroad next week ahh so EXCITED!!!

[kevinandperry2]

HAPPY HOLI!

[roe5745]

YOU COME WIT MEE!!

[SunSurfSand97]

@roe5745 MEET MY FAMILY!

[metabog]

I want to go to the boss station.

[ashmoneyrecords]

KARL IS A FOKIN LEDGEND

[jimbob202019]

them gurus look like they would smash the shit out of that guy haha proper dont give a fuck people... wish i could sit about smokeing weed and chillin my whole life, instead im stuck with bills and a bunch of knob heads moanin about the weather

[zed1207]

Sky One: Making money out of our ignorance and stupidity since 1990... something.

[fisa435]

that guy in the sunglasses is fucking chill

[illastate111]

i've been india and its exactly like that, end up on a mad adventure

[NinjaBooKitty]

I found someone on Veetle last year broadcasting the entire series, which I had never ever even heard of, and had never heard of Karl either, and I spent an entire Sunday laughing my ass off. This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[teeejjj12]

Crazy!!



[MidoAkAGangsta4life]

LOL lots if nutters in the world!

[friendzz132]

in india two brothers marry one girl one keeps at night and other keeps at day what the fuck

[mystikall89]

@friendzz132 by far the most ignorant thing ever said on youtube, mostly people here are very ignorant about India because the media abroad broadcasts only the rural parts and the poor people of India, come to a major city like Mumbai once to clear your perceptions

[friendzz132]

fuckd up indian twats where is the shining india

[JackalDude15]

His Showing alot! LMAO

[nukri156]

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN !

[jokerswild00]

"i got a right eyeful" lmfao, that cracked me up! *wipes away a tear*

[cmb81]

man, they live in such squalor

[lazy408]

i did this once but with cocaine

[chariya7]

fucking hell. filthy people my shit is better then them.

[GordonFreeman95]

@chariya7 It's called culture, you ignorant fuck

[chariya7]

@GordonFreeman95 being naked is neither a culture nor a religion. so u mean to say is ur culture is to gat naked infront of everyone even females or worshiping naked people u fuckhead.

[GordonFreeman95]

@chariya7 There are tribes spanning the world, who are naked and you're saying they aren't a culture?

[chariya7]

@GordonFreeman95 those tribes are in ignorance and living in africa and forests not in cities. this is nothing more then a sick civilization.

[GordonFreeman95]

@chariya7 Ignorant in comparison to what? That's how they live, just because they don't live like you doesn't mean they are ignorant.

[chariya7]

@GordonFreeman95 well living a naked life isnt more then ignorance in 21st century? and the top of that people call him holy. fuck that filthy man cant be a holly person. i dont know for how long he hasnt take bath even. they all the time take charas so u should stop calling them a holy person and start calling them a charsi.

[PrimalStones]

Nice crocs Karl..

[thetwentyfourth]

What a miserable sod. Does he have an appreciative bone in his body?

[fairyheli2]

what a shit hole

[kamyou70]

@topman146

dude you have some serious fucking problems you are fucking racist

You need to go live in a cave troll dirty piece of shit

Cunt!!!

[forric23]

evry time we stop some one slaps me face wi some more colour...hahah

[redlinemando]

I know this guy from Kentucky that reminds me of Karl. His name is Donnie Lambert. They would pass for brothers. lol

[thetommantom]

Wow, why didn't they include the part when the guy raps his dick around a cane, puts it behind his legs, and woes squats

[moabbas]

this guy reminds me of Homer Simpson!!!!

[rundattruck]

I can only imagine the smell of India...cow shit and balls

[bakednfried]

@rundattruck

you would love it

[barstuard]

karl acted like a bit of a knob in this one. the china one was funny.

he was acting like a total dick to the poor guy taking him in at the beggining, just kind of uncool of him if you ask me.

It is funny tho, in the Ricky Gervais cackle way.

[madzthepally]

hahahahaha

[macarion]

those babas were fucking cool

[zaruto8]

@macarion the babas are fucking cool, the guy with his right arm pointing to GOD.

[troublemakir]

@macarion you think that's cool you should see when they shoot their arms and legs across half the screen and knock half your counter off in one hit when they do YOGA FLAME and burn your ass up.

[wimademaki]

Can you imagine going' out on vacation with this guy, Oh my God I nearly soaked myself!!!

[theewelder]

crying laffing,bwhahahahaha,lol!!!

[jubulsuglee]

I haven't seen the Goodies in ages

[thundersites]

He's Showing a lot... I don't wanna see more.

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

I'm surprised this didn't show the arm-raised guy's friend.

[mhoward345]

everyone slaps me face with a load of color....

[Geldric]

genuinely beautiful shot at 1:40

[SDSen]

One thing I notice about these Sadhu's is that they have fine thick strong hair!!!

[emosdieslow]

Stop itting me on me ed!

[tredlow]

A travel show starring a guy who'd rather sit down and watch travel shows at home.

[BlackBeltAds]

Karl Pilkington - An Idiot Abroad Rave!!

/watch?v=s-H99tiRk3A

[Dodo385]

@thirdman98 His guide told him to wear that, watch the whole video

[dinmerwen]

He looks like he's trying really hard not to look like he's having fun.

[thirdman99]

Hahaha, the first ten seconds of the video, I already realize that he's purposely wearing the clean nice white clothes on the holi-day, just so that we can watch them getting ruined. Pretty lame and cheezey if you ask me.

[boelvira]

@thirdman99 he didn't pick the clothes. the guy he was staying with gave them to him as a gift to wear that day. he didn't know there would be all this going on.

i love karl

[skrinkle2000]

@thirdman99 I agree that a lot of the show is set up to project a certain type of traveler,not as a real reality show.'Reality Show' doesn't really exist but HOLI is a festival where everyone purposely wear all white/light colors if they can afford to. It's part of the celebration costume so the rainbow colors show up, it's like getting Easter clothes every year as a kid, for instance :) The color throwing is in honor of Krishna's blue face,painted by his Mom and ushers in spring's colors.

[SharpFinale]

ohh it would've been great if the indian guy smothered the orange paint all over Karl's forehead lmao

[Ashienoelle]

@oldtoothlessjoe i hope you relieze that you are totaly contradicting yourself and your argument, and you ARE ignorant as well, because you are saying americans are stupid and ignorant...

[EpicPoseidonBeard]

UNGRATEFUL CUNT

[fintanio]

How did such an idiot manage to get so much out of life.

[guineverenaberrie]

"He's showing a lot! ...don't wanna see more...I got a right eyefull"

[murdaration]

this guy is a pure geneis

[exitwest]

I'm surprised Ricky didn't cackle himself to death watching these episodes......

[f1ax]

Sunburnt arse cheeks. haha epik... :P

[TheFirebird23]

Karl shuld do another series - there are plenty of other countries to visit - japan, the jungles of africa, russia, australia and america for example.

[brynjones11]

5.05 that shit is messed up

[dim432]

Each Baba is repersenting a type of Guru

[boranfirat]

what the hell are they using him as a paint modle for free!?!

[mrmaxwellgeorge]

when i was watching this on tv the nudity wasn't even covered up. very nasty.

[joeharma]

ive got 70 quid trainers on

[utdfortreble]

I love how Karl is always up for a dance.

[kartoonic87]

he is a funny twat

[kevinpompuee]

GREAT SHOW

[HippyElliott]

i share karl's view. hated india while i was there. worship of cows so over the top. Just annoying

[oldtoothlessjoe]

@HippyElliott are you:

A.) American

B.)Stupid

C.) Ignorant of other religions and lifestyles

D.) all of the above

my guess is D. Indians believe in reincarnation, and cows are one of the animals you can reincarnate into is a cow. eating a cow would be seen as cannibalism.

but why they're holy is a story about a god sending a cow to an army which fed the whole army, which led to the army's victory.

imagine if an indian said "i hate america, i mean their love of jesus is just stupid."

[axeiston]

@oldtoothlessjoe its ignorant of other peoples religions and lifestyles to assume all of americans worship jesus as well -___-

[oldtoothlessjoe]

@axeiston and so paralleling that is your belief that all Indians are Hindu? well done. btw, you've just proven my point that @HippyElliott is a stupid, ignorant American, by explaining my example.

[tarjb]

@oldtoothlessjoe but why they're holy is a story about a god sending a cow to an army which fed the whole army, which led to the army's victory.

it is allowed in islam eat cow. these indains are hindus.

[carlabear1]

he's such an idiot

[yuckyha1]

@wparo fuck you. go die in hell.. Learn some respect

[kartoonic87]

@wparo i agree

[smartye007]

sick indian religion their religion isS full of crap u guys need to die .. We will demolish all of u one day Son of bitches

[yuckyha1]

@smartye007 I'm Indian but I don't come from this part of India o_O This is the crazy India rofl, so I don't mid you saying that to that part of India but all of India, then you must be sad as you haven't seen the peace. Think before you speak...

[opmk1ll3r]

@smartye007 :D :D :D

[randomboringusername]

the slowmotion footage of the family dancing is quite cinematic ...any while I here ...HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE!

[AHPMB]

Head like a fucking easter egg!

[Hollandx]

what holiday were they celebrating?

[randomboringusername]

@Hollandx HOLI



[SebbeSucksBawlz]

wait, so what the heck is up with that guy's hand? he's been holding it up for 16 years and it fucked them up?

[SaiyanHajime]

@SebbeSucksBawlz Muscle has died because he's been holding it that way for so long without moving the fingers. The nails are all overgrown, and nails twist around when they overgrow. Wish i could find out more about this practise though, google couldn't help me!

[MaccaREC]

His confused little face. Priceless.

[DREWCIVIC2]

mangina lol

[johnnyontube]

albert windows need cleaning *points at arm* hahaha

[Skinny004]

EpisodesWatch(dot)com and search for an idiot abroad For full video Links!! NO SCAM,, No Surveys

[ToBeQuiteHonest]

4:17 someone kill me now cos i'll never be happier after seeing that LMAO

[BrickBardo05]

paintball without the safety....lol

[vodvic79]

"When normally i messin about with paint am a tidy worker.....this wouldn't happen" Lmao

[GhTy05]

omfg lmao.

[lfc011]

big bus honk honkkkk

[torped0vegas]

i'm assuming about a million people have already said it but:

head like a fucking orange

[lilgymgirl10]

lol yh ik but have u seen the state of the bus lolnothing like ours

[VanishingWish]

@bertos333 Nope.

[RobertoWatchin]

it is paintball.. basically.. without the safety

[m4ttybhoy17]

@RobertoWatchin there was no goggles involved just DOOOFFFTTTT hahaha

[Peacelovebieberxx]

this reminded me of the kesha - take it off music video :L xxxxxxx

[weso9980]

0:15 , JACK BLACK

[tereasaw]

haha  HAPPY HOLI

[wirralbabe0151]

got told this was rele funny and it is lol

[dan205]

The bit with his face clean then suddenly covered in paint after stopping at the traffic lights, just made me lol. Absolutely class program, educational and hilarious.

[cutes22]

Karl you must do a second season! Do it...DO IT!!!!

[chill579]

looks like a balm simon pegg

[jbred00]

I'm not spamming but if you go to tv section of project free tv online . Com under A an idiot abroad is there

[popitinpete]

@jbred00 Fanx for that free tv tip.

[steveryans2]

Does anyone know of full episodes anywhere? I'm in the U.S. so I'm guessing we're not gonna get these here :(

[diabledesbois]

@steveryans2 piratebay

[ivey007]

Paintball! lol

[holmeslaw666]

is the full episode on youtube? can't find it

[waviehall]

it was sweet of karl to bend over to let the little girl paint his face too, he clearly wasnt enjoying himself but it shows he is a nice guy too