Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2 - Now Playing

[ZachMastaChief]

It looks like there's a floating rock on the left at 1:42

[appen55]

play f.e.a.r 2

[omn1dex]

cant play fallout because game running? Alt+tab?

[heimbecky]

you did do one of lockness :) (unsure how to spell that)

[indy4101]

i am 12 in the head!!! hahaha tht wats makes u so awesome!!

[DeathToAllButMental]

I actually loved your Irish accent but it sounded more scottish :L

[RobinBlack01]

@DeathToAllButMental ur ass is german and ugly

[DeathToAllButMental]

@RobinBlack01 I'm Scottish actually :L

You so funny XD

[RobinBlack01]

@DeathToAllButMental daaang, you replied faast :O

[DeathToAllButMental]

@RobinBlack01 Toby gave me some of his ninja powers :3

Unfortunately i'm NOT a murder tank yet DX

[RobinBlack01]

@DeathToAllButMental hey dont worry, in due time, you will :D... you will! ^_^

[DeathToAllButMental]

@RobinBlack01 You shall too! ^-^

[x0n30fak1nd]

Thumbs up if you never sneeze during his videos =D

[athenasrevenge93]

2:58 "Whaddya want?" I love that sexy nod at the audience.Screw the Ferrari,Toby,I want YOU!<3

[gamergirl417]

I laugh when people post hate comments because all I can think of is Toby driving around in his $70,000 BMW & going back to his nice LA home while his job consists of getting paid to make random, fun videos every once in a while, play video games, & basically talk about nothing. Yeah, jealous losers need to get a life :)

[Ndy999]

3:35 for Epic face

[GREENTRA1N]

If I ever saw Toby doing a vlog while walking down the street, I would surprise hug him, then grab his phone and walk away and continue the vlog as if I was him.

[caitolent]

I like your face.

[XDliveyourlife]

^-^ he wiped our faces off with his shirt 1:42

[Apppleman820]

@ArshyaAbediTV Your a bit racist

[RetrousseRaptor]

@ArshyaAbediTV Shut the fuck up

[jd14soccerfan]

@ArshyaAbediTV dude calm down. no need to get all mad. and your about the only one i know who hates on Toby like this. So do us all a favor and just LEAVE IF YOU ARE A HATER. thankyou

[ViiperSiightUk]

lmaoo when the people walked by i went quiet so they wouldnt hear me lmao =]

[JagEterCoola]

soo?... i stoped my bleading on the arm usning my gum, a half hour later i took it back and im still chewing on it =)

[missynsadi]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO..THATS GREAT

[rustyguNnNn]

where dos

 he live

[BOB100438]

I am proud to be apart toby turners audoiencs 

[123clittle]

heck yea i want a golden ferrari ps please mention me in a vid

[MRJason71100]

@Legacyxander im from ireland

[SporeMaster10]

Who heard the car squeak at 3:59?! They were prolly like "OH SWEET SON OF A GUNHORSE! ITS TOBUSCUS!"

[cyper201]

3:00 Well you asked me what we wanted lol

[liverliam123]

Press 3 for bass:')

[AlphaKrizz]

I can't click Next LazyVlog or Prev LazyVlog, when i put my mouse on it youtube player just goes up >.<

[alittleolder]

fuck you you youtube for putting a "Scientology" add right next to the screen I am watching.. well actually that's google and not youtube

[BigNick071]

2:56

That's a seductive face you've got there, Toby. LAWL! no you're not,... WHORE! Thumbs up if you got that reference.

[TwiztidLeon13]

im gonna take a trip to L.A. and find you while your doing your blog :3 p.s. nice sideburns lol

[TwiztidLeon13]

im gonna take a trip to L.A. and find you while your doing your blog :3

[thejesster14]

Toby, you have one sexy ear. :D

[244Puppy2280]

Dude! The taxis there are green! XD

[knotmaggot1995]

i love dead space two best game ever

[BigNick071]

When he wipes off the lense, it feels like being cured of cancer.

[fusionsplatter]

TOBY!!!!!!!! what kind of camera do you use?

[tmehtyrannosaurus]

@fusionsplatter He uses his iPhone

[skadiyoko]

You have cute neck freckles! >w<

[mgeorge92]

I'm using the wheew at 0:40 to teach my mom's parrot hot to make that noise :)

[lilyayora]

at least your ears are clean :P

[TheDude9351]

blah



[TheDude9351]

no not demons

[hemmett14]

@Norrbatious ha, awesome

[hemmett14]

@sh4d0w225 psh! i wish!

[CyberDino22]

oi lov how you scream like an old lady toby! <3

[raptorsite1]

How did you go to HARD CORE without first passing it on casual, and you can save all you want on casual, normal, zealot and such, so im confused. take it easy dude, if your not on HARD CORE, you can save.

[xiloveyoux77]

you have cute ears..

[allinsami]

hahaha

love it

[allinsami]

hahaha



[ilolatyu]

WEEEEEEEW

[johntkucz]

I am 12 in the head HAAHA! nice squeal lmao!

[hemmett14]

@TheRealBarnez THANK YOU!!!!

[paulspydar]

this guys trying way too hard & its NOT cool, or hes just mental? & if that's the case then all is forgiven..

[TheRealBarnez]

@paulspydar He's mental :P

[Sunscab14]

wat do you do for a living?

[LilScar727]

what the hell? every vid ... "audience what?"

[oscarsaweiner]

Golden Ferrari?!?!?!!!...that's EXACTLY what i asked for!!...you're a genius..

[hemmett14]

@Piratechicka07 thank you, you are awesome

[pudgerfladgey]

lol THERES ANOTHER PUDDLE BE CAREFULL bless your face

[MarioBros3099]

HE IS 12 IN THE HEAD

[tdk09]

Outro of lockness...just film a lock before you stop recording,

[Packfoosapprentice]

you know what's crazy.... that scream at 4o seconds I do that all the time xD heheheh i started doing it months ago.... great minds think alike :)

[IrishOfLuck]

WHERES MY DAMN GOLDEN FERRARI D:<

[AnberlinFtwwwBLAT]

OMFG I TOUCHED TOBY'S SIDEBURNS #(&U#Q@&Y@*&YW

[MrWackeejack]

YOUr amazing toby

[megogk]

You could totally outro with a view of a lock on something- like a padlock- and say- Lock ness!!

[orkdorkitaly13]

@megogk i was definitely thinking the same thing ;o

[Sweep072]

Jeez Toby! Clean your ear! And your sideburns! ( even though theyre awesome)

[linus433]

press 1 for pills :D

[handgrenades2]

man your power bil would be enourmous

[AceSilvinoPlace]

I already have a shirt and a jacket...

BUT I NEED ANOTHER TOBY!

[SiliGege92]

your ear looked amazing jkjk lol

[SkinnerZ7]

Warning: Do NOT drink soda while watching ANYTHING from Toby. Unless you want it coming out of your nose. Thank you! ^.^

[Kaykrisify]

@SkinnerZ7 LMFAO. This happened to me too xD

[WasAbiRASP]

MIDTRO OF BLUENESS THEN BLACKNESS THEN WHITENESS!!!

[ShadowKnight220]

my brother loves how you say boop at every ending of your videos. (it amuses me greatly)

[CrazyBunnyPictures]

why cant you pause or save?

[kungfoolai]

worst irish accent ive ever heard!

[Killerwalrus234]

@kungfoolai NO YOU!!!!

[burntheship]

Pause at 2:29

[zannah3339]

Post comment.... does this count?

[Thesmiddler]

you should definitely add "Faceness" in your intro i.e. "Intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness, then faceness". the reason being that your face is usually there....so it kinda figures. love the vlogs, game play vids and literal stuff, keep it up :)

[iNtoxicatedLies]

Toby, i didnt say a golden ferrari, i said a girl with her..... Okay lets leave that bit out.

[magmaral]

don't worry toby, I can swim

[MrNightcrawler26]

3:28

sideburn cam

[TheSteffan1980]

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...­....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

Awesome!!!

[Gamers1011]

Wht are those boots called with the wheels

[TheFenixgoodd0g]

@Gamers1011 wheelies ( im not even joking) i had a some when i was 13..... i miss em :(

[supimbob12]

@Gamers1011 heelies. they're fucking awesome. i need to buy them again.

[izzination]

their necromorphs btw but still.........

[MafiaSk8r97399]

Pause at 0:49

Priceless face.

[BestPersonOnTheWeb]

I would want to put my balls in your ass.

[capsulepictures]

You literally just walked by my apartment..... I could have reached out and touched you.....

[AllenAdoplh]

*Leaving a Comment* Gimmi a T-Shirt!! :D

Nice game commentary btw. Mostly the Dead Space 2 and Online Black Ops! You actually get real "Lolz" outta me.

[qtpiemonkegrl]

When he pretended to be on the phone those people TOTALLY bought it. XD

[InfiniteTestings]

 TOBUSCUS!

[hemmett14]

Could someone make a video of just 0:40 - 0:43 repeating several times please?

[WasAbiRASP]

@hemmett14 Youtube poop! or just a GIF...

[Piratechicka07]

@hemmett14 They did. "Toby Turner 'Whew' Montage". You're welcome!! :)

[TheRealBarnez]

@hemmett14 It's just finished uploading. But it apparently wants to take forever to process. Check my channel at some point, it'll have the video on it soon. WOOOOOOOOO *slides down hill*

[sh4d0w225]

@hemmett14 Why don't you try and make a movie like that? :O

[Norrbatious]

@hemmett14 haha im currently ACTUALLY making that! xD

[Nubelord122]

@hemmett14 Its in the Video responses

[kariberi]

Toby... I love it when you are off your meds... :)

[ChilenoAlemanCanada]

AAoooo!! WEEEW! WEEEEW!

[noeelove21]

I need a shirt!! That was a nice shot of Toby's ear.

[dhahn858]

i DO want a golden ferrari with missile launchers on the top

[DollarTaco]

wonderful close-up of your sideburn, Toby.

[ryanw341]

Toby! Help!!! i will be consumed by the muddy befuddled fuddly waters unless you send me a T-shirt!

[Grimmjowking]

toby ear



[legoguy816]

YES! I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING A TOBUSCUS VIDEO!!

[cooltoo]

WEOOO WEEEEEOOO

[SuperMusicalDreamer]

Your ear is very beautiful.

[chinothepony]

God Toby you're so viral. You're like the only dude I enjoy watching. Sigh and in some way that doesn't even sound right.

[GoldenUziProductions]

how did you know what i wanted??

[Armyscout111]

Is it just me or does Toby look and remind you of Daniel Tosh?

[luxen917]

@Armyscout111 He is MUCH more talented than Tosh. Tosh has writers and is not as witty, but still funny nonetheless XD

[RUNDnL]

haha ijustine is doing what toby does, "hey audience you want some coffee (or w.e) okay audience" cant get enough of it

[Angelito180]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!

[theonewhokindofrocks]

yay redness and whiteness poor jc (james cameron)

[skulljoint]

It must be so weird to see him vlogging walking on the street screaming at his camera.

Awesome.

[wackosmacko1234]

cool vid, if the start button doesn't work, can't you just press the 360 button to pause it?

[davrockist]

@wackosmacko1234 he's playing on a computer

[MrPantspartier]

if you want to do lochness just find a padlock and do an outro of darkness then redness then whiteness and then LOCKNESS!

[Zorth133]

Keep it up Toby! :)

[MrWet207]

Awsome

[JiffySmacks]

Gold ferraris with missle lauchers are for pussies, a solid diamond ice cream truck with lazers is way better.

[deadsilence213]

hey toby if you want to go to deadsilence213 and listen to alien in the pic its funny if u think but add me k

[deadsilence213]

hey toby if you want to go to deadsilence213 and listen to alien in the pic its funny if u think but add me k

[narutonut48]

toby you dont suck you just have never played dead space before

[WickedJ133]

3:35 THAT FACE JUST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME!! :D:D:D:D:D:

[drivetwister]

25 people are not twelve in the head

[DjSoApZ]

intro of blueness and blackness and whiteness @ 1:40

[jefflegos]

TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY!!! I HAVE HEEELLYYYSS TOOO, EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY WERE LIKE THOSE ARE LAME AND THE I SAW THIS VIDEO AND PROVED THEM WRONG!!

[zigzag675]

Haha awkward walking by people. Cracked me up.

[TheGdgdgdgdg]

Toby you Rock!!! also i love your wheely shoes!!! Also i sympathise with your unable to savingness.. that must suck..

[BloodRawEngine89]

The slogan should be changed to "Games suck at being played by Toby"

[hihix66]

I haz sneeze times 3 during this vid. Can you bless me with a shirt now?

[Joethepoe]

@hihix66 i really like this video because my mum made me a toasties when i saw this and it just makes me really happy even tho my brother doesnt like it when i smoke it just makes my day when i see toby cant play dead space 2

[Itsnameisgundam]

I am freaking... going insane.

I love Toby Turner!!! amazing xD just hilarious and awesome every way and around in any shape or form. (shape or form? synonymous? idkBWAH!)

[BlackouttPlaysGames]

are you on drugs? hahaha jk

[FTFCinema]

I'll take a bagel.

[JACKO6622]

why can't you save or press pause???

[sweetjynx97]

lmfao

[TehSirZer0]

he became crazy because of his gaming channel... XD

[vitoX182]

Isn't that an iPhone? Just act like you're on a video call, even though there's no wifi but they don't know that…

[JinchuurikiQueen]

Your Irish accent is......different O.o

[xshadow14x]

Gah you are so awesome

and i too have the mind of a twelve year old <3

[lolmuffinsdurp]

uhh i want a bagel too o.e

[Codeafo1]

"Muddy befuddled befuddly water!" LOL!

[muhammad15l04l1993]

you sure like walking

[ghostnapparocks]

"How do I save?" on a T-shirt :D

[timinozi]

Toby has sexy ear holes!

Shirt! :D

[Stepo2905]

I want a golden ferrari with missile launchers on top!!

[CommandoWalkthroughs]

Its so funny to think that toby does these videos on the street, if i was in one of the cars watching him i would so laugh!, then laughing so hard i would have a laughing fit and probably have a car accident then die :D

[codycook33]

Nothing is better than the intro of MURDER!

[54AgeOfRogue54]

I bet you in 10 minutes after he keeps walking hes gonna be like "Were the hell am I???"

[lalaland3647]

MEOW

[Voltroke]

You should keep doing that shirt-y midtro xD

[spongeguy135]

it wont let me make a picture of a key......=[

[spongeguy135]

INTRO OF LOCKNESS!!!

[TheLarryboy97]

I want a Tshirt