Awesome Riddles

[nyanpopstar]

i know the 4rth it was in a book

[MW2God789]

376 people think these are funny

[5paparazzi]

1. why in the hell would u have an egg

2. as long as it took them

3. u wold have fruit

4. why in the fuck would u try to lift an elephant

[cottonfever1221]

DID YOU KNOW ITS LEGALLY AND MORALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HANG A MAN/WOMAN WITH WITH A WOODEN LEG ?

[TrueAngelShimmer]

1. by just bending your knees and put it on the floor

2. longer than 10 hours

3. fruits to make a smoothie

4. by using a small elephant figuriene and carry it wit one hand

[torchic1134]

In which state do all the rivers flow in?

Answer: liquid state

[killerz2111]

you could always say fuck to the elephant

[bashatonic]

@killerz2111 i have rofl'd alot to this comment. one of the best things in life are epic youtube comments! you have brightened my day sir!

[killerz2111]

@bashatonic okay...

[EpicMashroomBurger]

sanji's theme?

[gocrazygettinhazy127]

1.put it down on the floor. 2. five hours. 3. fourteen peices of fruit. 4.you cant.

[33BHSballer]

@gocrazygettinhazy127 wow ur dumb if they had less people building the wall it would take them longer :p

[FilmSnapper]

1. Have a sponge floor.

2. There is no such thing as a "walll", so you can't build one.

3. Your 5 a day.

4. Use hydraulics.

[y0natalie]

the very large hands one is DUMB

[TheJustinbieberfan31]

how can you lift an elephant with 1 hand YOUR CHUCK NORRIS DUHHHHHHHHH

[JessieJand1D]

hmmmmm my friend sent me a few of these riddles and then the answer...

My Reply: (confused face)

[tazomaniac]

These are so ridiculous, the answers have NO intelligence to them at all.

[radioactivetestis]

1 drop it realy close-SHIT

2 10 hours??? -FUUUCK

3 big hands- hell yeah

4 find a small elephant-ARRRRRRRGH FUCK THIS SHIT

[MagnuMDruid]

I put a net on my ass and fart tell me which was the hole that the gas went out ?

[BriMarBacon]

They don't even make sense!

[typhoonsammmy]

you nut you could have simply trimmed the song to make it fit with the video instead of adding stupid halo shots but anyway good vid

[Rijstpapful]

Haha these were great!

[saifstudioz]

Lol these are not riddles check out my video if u want real riddles

[chris50317]

Theres two meanings, see if any one can fingure them out.



[chris50317]

Riddle: Would you help my uncle Jack off a horse

[SwixGamer]

@chris50317 No.

[Connor1234567Lundeen]

#2 20 hours

[Connor1234567Lundeen]

#1 Rap it in large bubble rap.Ive done an egg drop before so I know the answer

[melissandmia1]

1st- You throw the flipping egg at your mom, mom's makes good floors

2nd- Honestly, who cares?

3rd- A LOT OF FRUIT

4th- Well, it's obvious, you simply...... DON'T

(Oooh looks like I need some Halo guns =D Then I can track you down and tell you your 'Riddles' suck butts and then SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD) Victory is mine ._.

[bosebucks375]

toy elephant

[undisputedgreatest]

Well, at least you picked good music.

[Funikats620]

Hey, how about you READ THE DESCRIPTIONS, supersleepsalot1 and EvOisGod!

[Yognaught111]

You said raw egg. One would assume that by saying raw egg you mean it is out of it's shell.

[123awesomeawesome]

1: you can watch a video sure to lower your IQ for so long that your head is raw egg, and then fall.(gently)

2: 3 hot dogs and a beer

3: the brain of some strange creature with a fetish for oranges and apples

4:clearly you have never seen episode 1356 of the "adventures of one hand elephant" where the one haned elephant was lifted up by a human the size of a giraffe with an elephants head

5: stohs olah: hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha!

[GiveMeMyWhammy]

'now some halo shots' lmao

[njnya]

And now some Halo shots? Okay........

[EvOisGod]

these are jokes not riddles fucktard

[amaiyacarrot225]

1.floors are very hard to crack

2.the wall is already built by the eight men

3.you would have a lot of fruit in each hand

4.no elephant has one hand

[TheKatallin]

1.you catch it

2.20

3.a bunch o fruit

4.

[Operamanjrj]

Try putting those answers on a test bro...might want to read the question carefully next time.

[Katbettyboop1]

1: Boil the egg before you drop it

2: the wall was already built

3: a bunch of fruit

4: it was a toy elephant

[mattrocde]

@Katbettyboop1 WRONGSWER

[CrazyKayla13]

xD wtf

Now some Halo shots

Uhm... at least change the music and it'd be better xD

[codyhodyman420]

wtf? now some halo shots = super random

[GigaTele]

Lol chief made a cum back

[gothicspoon]

...smartass hipster riddles?

[kirby4626]

Right after the video said now for some halo shots we thought about angels and we saw the pictures we were like "oh he was serious"

[Mzhyperchick]

got the large hand thing right!

[bryan2217]

whats the safest way to not get in a snow boarding accident ...

dont go snowboarding

[TheDMDowntown1]

Only in math problems can you go to the supermarket and buy 1000 apples and oranges and the clerk doesn't ask, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

[Bennastick]

I'm pretty sure these are riddles for smart asses...

[SickxSkilLzx]

(0:50) Mr. Muscle. .

[stellathestar02]

What the f is with the halo photos. It bored me to death. No guns required

[k2kiwi]

elephants don't have one hand. they dont even have hands, they have feet.

[Grimchimaru123]

And i thought i was the only SMART ALEC

I love ur Riddles

[TheMonthofMayo]

1. don't crack the floor

2. depends on how tired they got after 8 hours of building the first wall.

3. huge hands :/

4. Elephants don't have hands :/

5. wtf?

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Look at this, I'm helping building your lightsaber ^^

[devislegend]

This is taken nearly word for word from the Official MENSA Puzzle Book: Brain-Busting Lateral Thinking Puzzles. They are from Wally Test IV on page 86. They are numbers one, two, five, and six. They are so well copied that the first one has no mention of a "concrete" floor yet the answer does. Why? It's because the question in the book says "concrete" in the question. Give some credit where credit is due please.

[dimperado]

1. into a falling elevator floor accelerating down @ 9.8 m/s^2

2. the wall is already built

3. 2 hands

4. take a very long piece of steel and use the arm to make little force

all questions except 2 are way to ambiguous

[supersleepsalot1]

1. throw the egg at you

2. throw the bricks at you

3. throw the fruit at you

4. ride the elephant home and laugh

[truyenphan1]

1. drop the egg on a soft floor

2. 20 hours

3. have someone help you hold em

4. get a plastic elephant and hold it

[orangerat1850]

1. Get only the yolk and white of the egg and drop it on the floor

2. Who cares, they are building the wall, not you

3. Stinky hands

4. Get a plastic elephant and pick it up

[IamGuerillaGorilla]

Lovin' the music

[RobloWeird]

1) fucked up

2)fucked up

3)fucked up

4) fucked up

[bojovisuvived]

like halo but learnt to fucken spell

[noobhouse1]

ohh shit i forgot he did not put a , comma after his words

[1999Beezer]

1) You can not crack the floor

2) The wall is already built

3) Big Hands

4)Elephants do not have have hands

And i did not read the answers

[ethanjo2011]

1)u cant crack the floor.

2)the wall is already built.but there's no such thing as a walll.

3)Big,Large hands.(that's what she said)

4)an elephant with 1 hand doesn't exist.or an elphant.

[catcrazy3200]

1. put it in 6 inches of Styrofoam before dropping it

2. it's already been built

3. two hands and a fruit salad

4. you'll never find an elephant with one hand

[cogooya]

your answers are only 1 of many answers. maybe your wrong and weir right.

[fashley99]

1: fuck off, its an egg, already opened.

2: dipshit, they are building a different wall.

3: I would have as much fruit as I need to plant up your ass

4: bitch, please, you get Chuck Norris to lift it with his dick.

[adog2559]

wow you know i was looking for real riddles but ya know what i found... a retard without his helmet

[mugglesnatcher]

1. put a pillow on the floor

2. 5 hours, duh, learn your math

3. fruits of course.

4. ...

[abbyd00dle1]

IM CHUCK NORRIS I DONT SOLVE RIDDLES IT SOLVES ITSELF

[GamerGirl430]

1. There is a cushion on the floor.

2. That didn't make sense.

3. 7 fruits on each hand...learn your math.

4. Get Chuck Norris....it's as easy as 1 2 3.

[dartvader990]

3 got the answer right :|

[ganooki]

1. How can we possibly answer correctly if you don't specify the floor or the egg?

2. How can we possibly answer correctly if you don't tell us the wall is built already?

3. How can we possibly answer correctly if you don't tell us what you mean? There are literally infinite possibilities to this riddle. Therefore, it's not a riddle at all, just a bad joke.

4. Again, how can we possibly answer correctly if you don't specify what you mean by 'one hand'. We couldn't know!

This video=fail.



[HollySmileyFace]

MY RIDDLE ANSWERS :D

1. Its not really raw, its boiled.

2. CLOCK.

3. FRUIT SALAD.

4. Work out your entire life.

[gobob66]

i see what you did there....

[Allacra]

haha  "now some halo shots" I don't play, but ::thumbs up::

[fairyboy5311]

#4 is impossible,unless you're Chuck Norris

[qwestman222]

Ever seen the cloud that hides from gay people

[ploy3snoy]

These riddles are not awesome.

[tneill314]

You seriously need a life if all you do is make up stupid riddles with more than 1 answer to them and you have to add a halo kill section at the end...grow up

[FeiLong97]

One, a raw egg can't crack. A raw egg is already cracked, leaving just the whit and the yolk appearing.

Two, I know. Its f***in concrete.

Three, the 4 men wouldnt have to do anything cuz the 8 men already built the wall.

Four, thats just a math question......XD

And Five, you cant......

THE END>>>>like

[VGF001]

MY ANSWERS:

1)Soak The Egg In Coca-Cola For 1 year, then the egg gets as bouncy as a ball and it wont break that easily. (Test It, Tell tell me your results in 1 year

2)0 Hours, Because it's already built by the 8 Men.

3)7 Apples, and 7 Oranges.

4)With enough Strength You could carry a Newborn Elephant With 1 Hand.

ALL OF THE ANSWERS ARE TECHNICALLY CORRECT (And I'm 13 Years Old(IF YOUR CURIOUS)) LOLZ :D

[rotflmaopmpqxyz]

3/4 of those riddles have dangling participles in them. Terrible

[RamanDiwaker]

those screen shots were of kilzone.........

[TheScout1978]

I think my IQ just went down after reading all this.

[jednootenboom]

oooookkkkkk ill ancer...... #1FUCK.#2FUCK#3FUCK#4FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

[jednootenboom]

u have no life..... u sad fuck!!!! hahaha jus go hang ur self niggeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!!

[killermaster22100]

I'm guessing before i start seeing the answers:

1: you cant crack a floor

2:it's already built by the 8 men

3:HUGE Hands

4: uuh you wont find an elephant with one hand.

halo shots at end. i warned you

[TromboneNoah23]

Its all about COD XD

[rayswifeashley]

1: you cant crack a floor

2:its already built

3:7 of each

4:?

halo shots wtf

[CraZyWoOkiE728]

I said drop the egg at a very low height

[9001shelly]

i luv ur jokes! soo funny

[jednootenboom]

@9001shelly and ur a stupid dumb bitch that loves to suck fucking cock..........

[Sara10891]

I don't care about Halo Shots. ..

[2202nikki]

1.CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK

2.NO TIME AT ALL THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT

3.VERY LARGE HANDS

4.

[annaLUVzim67]

0:38 you would have fruit

[enemykiller00]

I thought the answer for the question 3 was a fruit salad.

[123Pucca321]

1)Dont Drop It...

2)walll?

3)Very Large Hands

4)Wha ts a elphant?

[dandonfighter]

OMG 327 LIKES AND 327 DISLIKES~!!!

[monkeytail200]

These where pretty good riddles...if he could spell properly

[DrifterX2J]

Thumbs up if you go '-_-' after each question

[littlecute011]

fucking idiot!

[MsVicky1996]

Riddles make me feel stupied.... lol

[chiphead777]

@MsVicky1996 ur spelling makes u look stupid too haha :)

[MsVicky1996]

@chiphead777

oh shit... lol

hadn't caught that.. :D

[PeaceOut8878]

OMG!-_- Really This Song, And The Hallo Pictures...WOW!.........BOOOO!­!:D J.K. This Was Kool I Guess

[MisterAbs003]

1) Hold the egg an inch above the ground, on carpet.

2)Wallls don't exist and even if they did, 5 hours.

3)Two full hands.

4)Put on green armor and get everyone to call me Master Chief.

[MisterAbs003]

@MisterAbs003 also for controversy on #2, it takes half as long cuz they are working 4 times as hard.

[Ninjoark]

1) Listen to your Mom and do not play with your food.

2) All the four men are dead so they can't

3) A completely jumbled but delicious fruit salad

4) Ask a wizard to turn it into a plush toy

[iBrianaH]

1) pillow 2) who needs to build walls? 3) a fruit problem 4) chuck norris can

[BreakingWings]

1.On a pillow.

2.20 hours

3.Fruit

4.By bring Chuck norris

[fitzy431]

wtf is an elphant...

[bingo7612]

' Raw egg ' means its already opened. drop it on the floor and not much would actually happen...i think.

[whathehellohmygod]

1:39 use it NOW

[end4game]

1)I never waste my food

2) there is no such thing called "walll"

3) I would have two hands

4) There is no such animal called "elphant"

[gooseygagnon]

hilarious!!



[bulli1234561]

321 people are cod fuckers

[KatieHornex]

Cant read it goes to fast.

[danieluzumaki14]

the first one is lame it says how can you drop raw egg isnt it how can you drop a raw egg

[denesheo676]

halo haha man this video is old

[BeatBoxMASTER14]

the answers are in the vid stop attempting to solve it........

[Antolinop]

what is the name of this song

[gixer750ws]

I got 2 and 3 right

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

1) A raw egg is not solid, but runny. Although, why would you drop it, except into a frying pan or a bowl as part of a recipe? 2) Depends upon whether or not they are union; if so, they'll take their time. 3) You would have no way to reach into your pocket and take out your keys, or anything else in your pockets. 4) Elephants lift themselves whenever they want to. Now fuck off and attempt to do your homework.

[Agent1W]

1. That depends on the meaning of the word 'it' is. (apologies to Bill Clinton)

2. Since you used the word "WOULD", you're asking a hypothetical question. We already knew the wall was built, BUT how long WOULD it have taken if four men did the job instead of eight.

3. Four apples and four oranges, because you're holding all of them in BOTH hands. Both hands carry the same amount of fruit, get it?

4. Use a HAND truck, get it?

[trinislobo]

how halo comes in here is beyond me

[gixer750ws]

@trinislobo read the description

[trinislobo]

lol.. this entire video was made only with Windows XP factory settings

[alaina9231]

wats with the halo shotx

[SammiDaRuler]

1. 0.5 mm's or lower

2. 20 hours

3. 3 apples and 4 oranges.

4. in Soviet Russia you don´t lift an elephant, the elephant lifts you!

[warmpond]

these are trick riddles not real riddlers

[MrRoyyo12]

the riddles only begin at 0:58 :D

[Vlastermind]

1. Put a lot of cloth around it, since you don't need it to be directly on the floor to be considered dropped.

2.Really depends, if the organisation of the 8 men was perfect, then it'd took 23 hours for 4 men with perfect organisation to build it. If they were just carrying the bricks to the top, it'd just take 10 hours. If they were having one of them delivering the bricks, it'd take 23 hours, or something like that.(your answer is stupid, you put IF at the beginning of the riddle)

[Vlastermind]

3. A bunch of vitamins.

4. Get an elephant to go on something strong enough to lift it, and put a hand(lego hand for example) near it, and get the something working !

[gabeyungbluth]

1.the egg wont break the floor

2.20 hours(thats a big wall)

3.how big are your hands?

4.i never tried

wait halo shots arent riddles?

[pokemonkillerz]

wats wid da haters?this is funny! ceck out my web site and make a membership 4 free

[ZelenoJabko]

Holy stupidity. Second question, it says how much time it WOULD take, not how much time it WILL take. That is, how much time it WOULD take IF the 8 men had not built it before. DOCH...

[SelenaGomezGMW]

1. the floor's not gonna crack, it's pretty damn strong

2.they don't need to. its already been built.

3. really really big hands

4. good luck finding an elephant with one hand

[awesome5354]

For First One It Wont Crack!! Its Not In Its Shell!!! Duh!

[randomnessy12]

1. 1 mm or lower

2. 20 hours

3. an orange and apple shake!

4. be superman

[lankeyboi]

ANSWERED B4 ANSWERS WERE REVEALED

1.drop it from 0.1mm

2.the 8 men built it already

3.full hands

4.with a pully system with multiple pullies

[HypnoticTea]

The 2nd one is none- the 8 men have already built it.

[justworldwide]

these qriddles will lower your IQ lol

[sharkthesnake]

@justworldwide 

[bdemba16]

hey guys......I've good some cool riddles for you and then SUPRISE!!

FANTASTIC HALO SHOTS. lol

[Miltonlindof]

1. 2 mm's or lower

2. 20 hours

3. very big hands

4. you take a toy elephant and lift it!

[fishface19891995]

1 drop out of a plan and pray that it lands on a sofa

2 4 min

3 big hands

4 use the hands from number 3

5

[ICEWOLF7600]

REALVIDEO TITLE: Awesome Riddles and Halo 3 montage

[Roberto112211965]

if a guy has 3 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other what does he have ?

[MrUCUDTHANKMENOW]

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[chicken72786]

sweet your a halo fan

[Dmnk123cp]

Be a stronger guy.

[deadmantable]

Top comments: Fail

Also Chuck norris sucks

[ShivamRobloxDude01]

1. Very close to the ground

2. 30, because concrete is very hard to crack, and its easier if 8 men do it, so it cannot be double. Or no time at all, its already built!

3. Either you got very big hands or 7 apples 7 oranges

4. Either you're Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee or you cant find anything with only a hand

[BaronoftheBrick]

It would take 4 men only a couple seconds because once you start building its a wall.

[movethedota]

HALO shots...? whtf?



[ilikepizza91]

1. Drop it a millimeter off the ground 2. This one is kinda easy... 20 minutes and it didn't say the 8 men built it already HA! 3. Super easy. 7 of each. And, this one is more like a joke. 4. Ha ha. Funny answer. But you can't lift an elephant unless you get super strong or something. 5. WTF Halo shots???