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  • amazing beat.

  • I don't know why I can't stop laughing while watching this.

  • Thought this song was funny so I showed it to my fiance. Now he is singing it 24/7. And he doesn't EVEN have a beard!

  • wow this guy is good

  • wat.

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • Better than Beethoven

    Top 10 greatest songs ever made

  • Ok dude, this is going to be stuck in my head for a while.

  • I can't get enough of this song.

  • I love this song more than I ought to. <3

  • Prolly one of the best songs of all time.

  • Its awesome how Drew makes combing his beard somehow sexy.

    The beard IS nice. ;)

  • this is my most favoritest video on youtube everz :P

  • Your beard IS nice.

  • FUCKIGN AWESOME SONG

  • My bf and I sing this song while I comb his beard sometimes. And I love love love how Drew is someones father. <3

  • i didnt think this song would be that awesome!

  • I can't stop watching it!

  • WTF! I love this haha

  • It's messed up how catchy that song is.

  • roflcopter

  • <3<3<3<3

  • rofflecopter

  • this is a REALLY really good song. i've listened to it like 10 times today. haha

  • awesome song!

  • Is there a way I can get an Mp3 copy of this song?

    I actually really dig it, hahah.

  • Look up dog traders on itunes and you can buy this and other songs that have soundtracked his videos. I don't know why I'm doing Drew's job for him right now, but yeah.

  • *Single tear* Loved it...

  • that's simply awesome

    funny video + great music

  • :3...............

  • That was uhmm..... very wierd. Ha ha

  • This upsets me.

  • i got really horny watching this

  • Totally brillant.. what a beard.. loving it.. class tune, thanks for posting

  • do people really think this is funny?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, because that beard is awesome.

  • holy shit, thats a manly beard.

  • Ninjas comb my beard when I sleep.

  • I like the groove. Its chill.

  • -comments-

    nice LOL

  • make more videos!!!!!

  • I now have a new favorite song. What do you use for your music production?

  • LOL!!!

    that was epic

  • Hott

  • Best thing ever to grace this earth.

  • This is amazing.

  • Your vids are freaking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no one has commented on this video in 3 months.

  • They're at Amazon downloading my new album "Music From Roller Chester" - 36 tracks including "Comb Your Beard"! Search for "Music From Roller Chester" or "Dog Traders".

  • this song kicks ass/ epic

  • this song deserves an emmy

  • love this song...its in my head for weeks!

    great!

  • Dude, this beard thing has become some kinda fucked up craze at my school lol we were singing this whilst playing Basketball :) legendary song! and fuckin wicked beard man!! we can only dream.......

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • HA HA! I'm jealous of your beard though.

  • deliciously haunting....

  • I hate you, Drew. This will be in my head for days.

  • omg..... this is too much.,,,,, lmaoo

  • I like to listen to this song while combing my beard.

  • loolll

  • loll

  • I love this song. Greatly.

  • Jealous of your beard. GREAT vid though!

  • i love you!

  • you're one sick fucker :)

    and i like!

  • combing beard makes me h o r n y

  • is it wrong for a girl to walk around singing 'comb your beard at night'?

    the day is nice./

  • haha, that track was ill.

  • comb your beard with knives???

  • I would pay you $100 for the instrumental.

  • I wish my beard was long enough to comb :(

    Love,

    /Andy

  • beards are not meant to be combed, they are meant to be thoughtfully stroked by hand!

  • You fucking rule! LOL!!

  • i have a straight razor, and while using it it made me think of combing your beard with knives, so i had to come watch this

  • comb your beard with knives, ROFL

  • If I say that you are not normal I would make your day for sure.. so I am speechless.

  • ah its been too long since i last heard this....amazing song

  • This song is one of the best. Hands down 5 stars.

  • too funny.

  • I'm glad to finally see a Real beard (one that would blow in the wind)

  • so horrible...

  • i like!

  • Can you download this song, seriously? I want it.

  • someone likes magnetic fields

  • You has a vary nice beard i mus say. Jolly good show, old-chap!

  • I don't have a beard. :[[[

    It's the best how you act all pornstar like, licking your lips...raising your eyebrows...

  • did the dog xcape /?

  • xome on bro where ya been man

  • How the hell did this guy get so popular? cheater

  • Completely genius. If you ever want to do a collabo song, lemme know. This is good stuff.

  • Drew, you are a genius.

    This song is freaking awesome. xD

  • so very sexy lol good vid good song :)

  • Drew Toothpaste, you are my beard idol.

  • Razmyth's dad from iRO ragnarok.

  • I hope to comb a beard of my own some day very soon.

  • DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKSxx

  • your so good!:p....i love this song...you must make a cd...im gonna tape it and put in on my mp3player....by the way your beard is awsome

  • lol freakin funny :P

  • Oh, yeah. I come back to this video whenever I get that song stuck in my head. I love it!

  • relaxing lol im gonna have this stuck in my head for a while!

  • i saw ur dog charles lol

  • I hardly every login to YouTube, let alone post comments, but I had to for this. This video is one of the most genius things I've ever seen. Ever.

  • This song was stuck in my head for a whole week!

    Damn you and your brillant beats!

  • hahhaha

    sooo blooodyy random!

    XD

  • this guy is such a bloody freak, seriously! He's awesome

  • This song was stuck in my head for a week.

  • this is possibly the best song ever written.

  • my brain = broken.

    I love it.

  • Nice. The song is very catchy.

    u will die in 7 days if u dont post this

    comment on 10 deifferent videos if u do

    tomarrow will be the best day of your life

  • I've had this song in my head for the past indefinite amount of time. And I don't know why.

  • I love men with beards, very sexy!

  • This song is quite awesome.

    I could listen to a whole album of this.

  • i dnt like thi video :\ freaks me owt

  • oh my God

  • my name's drew as well

  • Is that you singing? It sounded like a Dog Traders song... Are you going to make any more songs? I loved A Panic in a Pagoda

  • nice voice

    nicer beard

  • this kind of songwriting is brilliant

  • this has to be my favorite song. i was walking around my singing it, and my friend was like "what are you singing?" so i looked at her and continued singing. haha. i want a cd, of your songs. seriously. i do.

  • Yes, I'll take two biscuits with sausage gravy

  • what the hell is a "physcopath" ?

  • I don't know whats with this song but like every time I hear it, it's just... chill

    perfect groove,

    perfect song,

    props to the toothpaste man,

    rock on

  • dig the tune and sexy ass vid

  • funniest person on youtube and internet!!!! i love you

  • lol that freaking hilarious man

  • Your The coolest Guy ever

  • haunting

  • your beard is amazing.

  • You, sir, are a gift to the world.

  • drew man...its impossible to say anything to describe you

  • For the record, this is KOMPRESSOR with his human mask on.

  • I think I love you.

    This is my new theme song.

    Make an album xDDD I would totally buy it!

  • I bet your comics get alot more views now that they know your a physcopath

  • I bet your comics get alot more views now that they know your a physcopath

  • ...this is...the best thing...ever.

  • Aaagh! I can't get this song out of my head!

    Great vid!

  • LOVE! It is made of win sir

  • i love you

  • What the christ?

  • this is brillinat! thank you

  • You know what good music sounds like... DROP AN ALBUM!!!1

  • whens youre album coming out man? im totally gonna buy it

  • i lov you

  • what a great song. what a disturbingly erotic video. bravo, sir. bravo.

  • Can you pretty please make the songs from some of your videos available? You have no idea how much I would love to listen to "Charles has a licking problem" at work.

  • this makes me wish I had a beard.

  • I just combed my beard to this song, it was greattt!!!!

  • As someone who has a sexy beard, I'd like to say that I salute you.

  • did you know that your comb is missing a tooth?

    just a heads up !

  • i was singing this during sols today

  • It's 4:47AM right now and I'm combing my beard while watching this video. Does it get any better? I think not.

  • As a fellow beard grower, I salute you! I must say, I comb my beard too. But you seem to get a lot more satisfaction out of it. Hilarious man.

  • Why, your beard is nice too, thank you.

  • wow

  • you should like make a record

  • Also Jared.

  • lol dude you are so wierd..but yet so AWESOME

  • lol i love the way he looks he reminds me of that weetos professor its wiked!!!! subscribed!

  • sensual beard combing chocolate filth with delicious

  • i wish my beard didnt suck

  • im a big big fan

    on my fourth viewing

    thankyou sir, thankyou

  • that's fuckin awesome. i, too, have a beard.

  • Damn you Drew...I cean't get your freaken song out of my head...and I need sleep

  • Awesome.  Reminds me of They Might Be Giants.

  • hahaha... this is great!

  • Can I get an MP3?

  • you inspire me, and im not even on drugs

  • i feel like i should be stoned when i listen to this song

  • Aesthetic perfection. This should go on Charles' new album.

  • dude im telling you i would pay you money to get a recording of this song and all the other sweet tracks you have on your videos

  • trippy

  • Seriously Drew, if you made a CD, i'd buy it. Everytime i watch one of your NEW videos, i always end up watching your OLD videos, and i always end up with one of your songs in my head for the rest of the day. Maybe even longer.

  • it's dirty filthy HOT... turned me on ;-) I LOVE THAT DAMNED PUG! Did you seriously write/sing this ?

  • i love me some man-beard!

  • that...was weird.lol

  • I knew I really liked this song when I put it on and didn't even watch the video.

  • I just came lol

  • That is borderline pornographic.

  • Beardtastic x

  • I think you should like...make a CD or something. Cuz I want to drive down the street with this song blaring out of my speakers and pretending I'm combing an imaginary beard and hopefully running someone off the road because of the mad beatz. Beatz with a Z cuz that just emphasizes the cool.

  • second that!