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  • Shane really brought everyone here?!? Wow lol! SHANE DAWSON

  • Shane Dawson said to come here

  • SHANE!(:

  • the cutest porn everr

  • lol

    

  • My boyfriend sounds like a fucking turtle

  • TURTLE PORN!!!!!

  • Lol Shane brought me here

  • Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww o: wait wat is the little turtle doing with the shoe?

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAAAAKKKKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SHANE DAWSON BROUGHT ME HERE!

  • Shane

  • Shane :)

  • shane dawson brought me here xD

  • BONER no wait I'm a girl! shane d

  • This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo adorable.<3333333

  • ShaneD

  • Shane brought me here

  • Shane brought me here and awww thats sok cute like whem toads mate

  • haha shane dawson brought me here, but ive seen turtles do this in person XD

  • ShanexDD

  • Shane. xD

  • Thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here!

  • Shane!!!

  • Shane, you brought me here... and I Thank You cuz I'm laughing hard!

  • @K3illingworth yep

    

  • thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here.

  • Shane xDD

  • Thumbs up if Shane brought you here

  • It's a girl its awesome!

  • Thats honestly disturbing lol sounds like a girl!

  • Shane made me wanna see it so know I Did !!!!!!!! Shane is a boss

  • Lol Shane Dawson

  • Go SHANE!

  • Shane mother fuckin Dawson!

  • SHANE FREAKIN DAWSON!!!!!!!

  • Shaneeeeeee

  • shane dawson mother fuckers!!!

    

  • Thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here. xxx

  • Mee toooooo Shane dawson led me here XD

  • lol shane dawson led me here

  • Doesn't matter had sex.

  • he can go all DAY XD

  • Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!

  • The nly noise a turtle/ toirtise can maje with its vocal course is the one that is used during intercourse. Dontcha know?

  • No wonder he has his shoes so white, he has an army of turtles to hump his shoes til they glow..... #jealousasf

  • so beautiful

  • I THINK MY HEART JUST MELTED.

    Sex has never been cuter.

  • man, that turtle is getting off. 

  • Wait this isn't my shoe?? DISAPPOINTED!!

  • I make those sounds too

  • Nike: Just Do It.

    

  • Squirtle Squirtle

  • EHHHHHhhh... EHHHHHHhhhhhh...

  • Mom: hi son

    Son: hi mom

    Mom: what did you do today?

    Son: turtle humped my shoe

    Mom: ...

    Son: :D

  • @mepizzasmangled yeah, it was a good day.

  • same look on my face when I do it

  • Vsauce playlist sent me here.

  • Lmfao.. O.o

  • Alex <3

  • Aleex jaajja

  • hahhahah 2 paginasde comentarios de puros subs de alexelcapo

  • ya sabemos de donde saca todo eso, ALEXCAPO

  • xddd

    alex :D

  • .People of "ALEXELCAPO el dios de Minecraft" was here

  • wtf !!  hahahahhahahahha

  • like si estas aqui por alex!

  • estoy por arex like

  • He finna bust n e secon now

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAAJA! XDDDD nunca habia visto follar a una tortuga xDDD que bueno...

    (vengo por alexelcapo xD)

  • AALEEEEXXXELLLCAAAAAPPPPOOOO!!­!!

  • alexcapo como se te ocurre ver porno :O

  • aksjkajskaj el sonido tierno XDDD

  • cuantos vienen de alexelcapo xD

  • alexelcapo , pornografico xDD

  • jajajaja

  • alexelcapo le van las guarradas xddd

  • @muerteko Es que no viste los nombres de las mascotas en la serie de Mods?Pussy,Little Fucker,Vulva,sida,el tipo solo piensa en sexo

  • Vengo de alexelcapo

  • He sperm on your shoe!!

  • Dale like si estas aqui por alexelcapo

  • Doesn't matter had sex.

  • la ostia puta hahaha

  • jaja esa tortuga esta cachonda jajaja =3

  • jajajajja lol!!!

  • zombie kid was watching this

  • So, thats how a turtle orgasms sound like ... cuuute

  • doesn't matter had sex

  • Turtle Translation: "I'M GONNA SPILL IT!! I'M GONNA SHOOT!! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!!"

  • Poor guy's lonely.:(

  • I'm flagging this as porn.... ;)

  • ......how did i end up here

  • this remind's me of my love life.

  • Turtles can make sounds?!

  • @htnrsn Yep.. :l

  • @htnrsn better believe it

  • This turtle was sponsored by nike just do it

  • That was funny and cute

  • sad

  • Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • I'm in the wierd part of YouTube again......

  • This is oddly cute^_^

  • no matter how many times I look at the videos I always end up laughing.

  • got helium? :D

  • *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh* 

  • @Dramaqueenxolv16 ,looooooooooool

  • lmfao "ah"

    

  • this is sooooo cute!!

  • sounds like me having an astma attack

  • Bacon. Nuff said.

  • @Babyyygiirl85 lol than i woulda like, BASHED YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN lol

  • "As Seen On: How To Be A Dad"

  • its not even moving lol

  • Thumbs up if you searched this to hear thy sound the make

  • ,=,e

  • now i can stop wondering what a turtle orgasm sounds like

  • LOLOLOLOL. 

  • Was this the same turtle on worlds dumbest?

  • That turtle needs a mate.

  • uh, wow?

  • LMAO!

    

  • BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!

  • forever alone

  • XD So cute

  • Jajajajaja!!! Grande!!

  • Is this where Nike got their saying?

  • @bongobmx >_< lolz 

  • 3 people didn't make their turtle sound like this :)

  • Does it need water or something?

  • Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • omg its better than the other video ! :D

  • No matter what I look up on youtube, I always end up on turtle sex. I'm oddly okay with this.

  • This is so cute

  • Someone is having some baby nikes!

  • What would you do if you found sneaker babies in your shoe the next day?

  • LMFAOOOOO

  • If I were you I wouldn't take like a bitch a would of grabbed that turtle throw it into a wall punch it in the face and then drop kick it as far as I can.

  • @akbknows fucken psycho!!

  • I just feel sorry for the little bugger after a while...

    *CL*

  • And turtle fucks shoe...

  • Sounds like someone's farting in leather pants.

  • @mcshanksta Omg I laughed hella hard right now.

  • sick nike shoes loool whats next air max :L

  • Oh gosh that reminded me of Ducky from A Land Before Time. :(

  • it sounds like he's seeing other shoes

  • I gotta bonnet lol

  • Tortoise

  • It is so cute how he/she was making those little noises

  • lmfao take it like a bitch :D ehhhh ehhhh he sounds so funny :D <3 love the shoe fuckin turtle

  • Why do turtles like fuckin shoes?

  • it's like high pitch chipmunk voiced hentai sounds

  • JUST DO IT

  • dont...wear...that...shoe...

  • nike...just do it

  • This is hilarious! I'd love to get this as a ringtone!

  • How the fuck can you dislike this video

  • Eh...eh..eh...is this okay for you? I just want to make sure youre enjoying it.. eh... Eh... eh?

  • Awwwww lol. Poor baby.

  • The turtle made a cute noise :3

  • awkward turtle..

  • Your shoe is now pregnant. And you have gonorrhea.

  • Sounds like a kitten with a dry throat o n o

  • Hilarious!!

  • wtf turtle moan lol

  • What the fuck

    Why the heck is it having sex with your shoe

  • Turtle orgasms will now be the soundtrack to my nightmares O.O

  • @Capnrex501 Listen to the penguin getting tickled...you'll never sleep again.