Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
If I were you I wouldn't take like a bitch a would of grabbed that turtle throw it into a wall punch it in the face and then drop kick it as far as I can.
Shane really brought everyone here?!? Wow lol! SHANE DAWSON
cutecherrychick 1 day ago
Shane Dawson said to come here
catchick291 2 days ago
SHANE!(:
CherriPuff123 3 days ago
the cutest porn everr
lipgloss675411 4 days ago
lol
cherrynightowl 4 days ago
My boyfriend sounds like a fucking turtle
missmodle 6 days ago
TURTLE PORN!!!!!
CrescentMoonHowl 1 week ago
Lol Shane brought me here
nicolleoeo 1 week ago 3
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww o: wait wat is the little turtle doing with the shoe?
BlahBlahblogs7 1 week ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAAAAKKKKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ashleanna1999 1 week ago
SHANE DAWSON BROUGHT ME HERE!
ashleanna1999 1 week ago
Shane
Ravenwood509 1 week ago
Shane :)
CakesKayleigh 1 week ago
shane dawson brought me here xD
percabethluver1 1 week ago
BONER no wait I'm a girl! shane d
annaanddogs2000 1 week ago
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable.<3333333
HowdyTharBetho 1 week ago
ShaneD
kraM4239 1 week ago
Shane brought me here
BlahBlahblogs7 1 week ago
Shane brought me here and awww thats sok cute like whem toads mate
toadgirl666 1 week ago
haha shane dawson brought me here, but ive seen turtles do this in person XD
MrUnicornblahblah 1 week ago
ShanexDD
paula13451 1 week ago
Shane. xD
musikbeast0421 1 week ago
Thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here!
shanedawsonfan110100 1 week ago 4
Shane!!!
TheBrilynn12 1 week ago
Shane, you brought me here... and I Thank You cuz I'm laughing hard!
K3illingworth 1 week ago 3
@K3illingworth yep
MrTheman5088 1 week ago
thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here.
lopezA97 1 week ago 3
Shane xDD
ItzJackie24 1 week ago
Thumbs up if Shane brought you here
itsmedominique1 1 week ago 2
It's a girl its awesome!
208girlygirl 1 week ago
Thats honestly disturbing lol sounds like a girl!
ericascag 1 week ago
Shane made me wanna see it so know I Did !!!!!!!! Shane is a boss
GaviLeyva98 1 week ago
Lol Shane Dawson
jojo56472 1 week ago
Go SHANE!
superfastjelly2 1 week ago
Shane mother fuckin Dawson!
BAMFITSamber 1 week ago
SHANE FREAKIN DAWSON!!!!!!!
kulkatt1234 1 week ago
Shaneeeeeee
amydumaslita 1 week ago
shane dawson mother fuckers!!!
deathgod367 1 week ago
Thumbs up if Shane Dawson brought you here. xxx
YeahBuddyItsLauren 1 week ago 3
Mee toooooo Shane dawson led me here XD
1000darkangelgirl1 1 week ago 2
lol shane dawson led me here
kittykat22251 1 week ago 2
Doesn't matter had sex.
whONeEDZNaDeZ 1 week ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
he can go all DAY XD
andyscoots101100 1 week ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
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Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
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Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
LobarRobotic 2 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
Firstly, this is a tortoise. And secondly I did laughing! Reminded me of when I had tortoises, bloody things are horny as hell and the male spent the weeks just trying to mate with the female. He didn't even know which end to go to so he often tried getting blowjobs from her!
LobarRobotic 2 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
The nly noise a turtle/ toirtise can maje with its vocal course is the one that is used during intercourse. Dontcha know?
casleb30 2 weeks ago
No wonder he has his shoes so white, he has an army of turtles to hump his shoes til they glow..... #jealousasf
D3istewie 2 weeks ago
so beautiful
PIPITGANG 2 weeks ago
I THINK MY HEART JUST MELTED.
Sex has never been cuter.
elizzajk 2 weeks ago
man, that turtle is getting off.
fubar28 2 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
Wait this isn't my shoe?? DISAPPOINTED!!
killerE92 2 weeks ago
I make those sounds too
strokers12345y 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
Nike: Just Do It.
DoJE69 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 5
VSAUCE!
HeyImSiim 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 4
Squirtle Squirtle
Trunksinflames 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
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Good thing he has white shoes...
Aelfredus26 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
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Aelfredus26 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
EHHHHHhhh... EHHHHHHhhhhhh...
ThatGuyInTheBasement 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 2
Mom: hi son
Son: hi mom
Mom: what did you do today?
Son: turtle humped my shoe
Mom: ...
Son: :D
mepizzasmangled 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 19
@mepizzasmangled yeah, it was a good day.
j2smoooth 3 weeks ago 8
same look on my face when I do it
killerE92 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments)
Vsauce playlist sent me here.
soadpwnsyou 3 weeks ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 3
Lmfao.. O.o
MrColombian91 1 month ago
Alex <3
SemuxMan 1 month ago
Aleex jaajja
callofduttywii 1 month ago
hahhahah 2 paginasde comentarios de puros subs de alexelcapo
jaker1906 1 month ago
ya sabemos de donde saca todo eso, ALEXCAPO
javi77501 1 month ago
xddd
alex :D
MsThegamezone 1 month ago
.People of "ALEXELCAPO el dios de Minecraft" was here
mariorodriguez98 1 month ago 36
wtf !! hahahahhahahahha
RDTatel 1 month ago
like si estas aqui por alex!
Alberparaiso13 1 month ago 13
estoy por arex like
Rikybest1 1 month ago 10
He finna bust n e secon now
travman2011 1 month ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAAJA! XDDDD nunca habia visto follar a una tortuga xDDD que bueno...
(vengo por alexelcapo xD)
4N0N1M0xD 1 month ago 3
AALEEEEXXXELLLCAAAAAPPPPOOOO!!!!
sabodeminabo 1 month ago 3
alexcapo como se te ocurre ver porno :O
SuperDeivid2 1 month ago 4
aksjkajskaj el sonido tierno XDDD
antofagastino002z 1 month ago
cuantos vienen de alexelcapo xD
pepin11pepin 1 month ago 3
alexelcapo , pornografico xDD
forfanx 1 month ago 13
jajajaja
MineViciao 1 month ago
alexelcapo le van las guarradas xddd
muerteko 1 month ago 10
@muerteko Es que no viste los nombres de las mascotas en la serie de Mods?Pussy,Little Fucker,Vulva,sida,el tipo solo piensa en sexo
LOCOZB200 1 month ago
Vengo de alexelcapo
xXThexXxDarkXx 1 month ago 3
He sperm on your shoe!!
Kaylor172 1 month ago
Dale like si estas aqui por alexelcapo
2pringa 1 month ago 17
Doesn't matter had sex.
therapsids 1 month ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
la ostia puta hahaha
xXPOXNETXx 1 month ago
jaja esa tortuga esta cachonda jajaja =3
mstigredecorazonx 1 month ago
jajajajja lol!!!
m4rko1000 1 month ago
zombie kid was watching this
kznck 1 month ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
So, thats how a turtle orgasms sound like ... cuuute
PkzRznv 1 month ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
doesn't matter had sex
123silkygirl 1 month ago in playlist 50 Funniest YouTube videos of All Time
Turtle Translation: "I'M GONNA SPILL IT!! I'M GONNA SHOOT!! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!!"
RSP0488 1 month ago in playlist Reddit Best 30 Second Youtube Clips (top 200 comments) 3
Poor guy's lonely.:(
debgibsonfan 1 month ago
I'm flagging this as porn.... ;)
thestartawith 1 month ago
......how did i end up here
spectacularqt 1 month ago
this remind's me of my love life.
mrTHEsoccerGeeK 1 month ago 8
Turtles can make sounds?!
htnrsn 1 month ago 164
@htnrsn Yep.. :l
KrawChomiak 1 month ago
@htnrsn better believe it
j2smoooth 3 weeks ago
This turtle was sponsored by nike just do it
916YOUNGD 1 month ago 8
That was funny and cute
kkirven100 1 month ago
sad
nightcrawler1699 1 month ago
Still a better love story than Twilight.
stevieonuska 2 months ago 16
I'm in the wierd part of YouTube again......
SamHumpsterDumbster 2 months ago 3
This is oddly cute^_^
emoberry157 2 months ago
no matter how many times I look at the videos I always end up laughing.
bderousse100 2 months ago
got helium? :D
bderousse100 2 months ago
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I'm in that weird part of YouTube again...
newkillergenius 2 months ago
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh*
Dramaqueenxolv16 3 months ago
@Dramaqueenxolv16 ,looooooooooool
JediSuperWarrior 2 months ago
lmfao "ah"
bigdipps96 3 months ago
this is sooooo cute!!
driftgurl28 3 months ago 3
sounds like me having an astma attack
editscifi 3 months ago
Bacon. Nuff said.
thesega99 3 months ago
@Babyyygiirl85 lol than i woulda like, BASHED YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN lol
likeomgutube 3 months ago 2
"As Seen On: How To Be A Dad"
shoopdawhoop321 3 months ago
its not even moving lol
iShrimpEater 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you searched this to hear thy sound the make
sporefreak334 3 months ago 2
,=,e
xMinnesnowda 4 months ago
now i can stop wondering what a turtle orgasm sounds like
20mh14 4 months ago 3
LOLOLOLOL.
bbyveee 4 months ago
Was this the same turtle on worlds dumbest?
Melominom 4 months ago
That turtle needs a mate.
MDthornton83 4 months ago
uh, wow?
goldfingasva 4 months ago
LMAO!
ElkholyK 4 months ago
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fallou4Fun 4 months ago
forever alone
jesweeten 4 months ago
XD So cute
TipsTapsTip 4 months ago
Jajajajaja!!! Grande!!
MajoPikeras 4 months ago
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Just Do It!
dejablue88 4 months ago
Is this where Nike got their saying?
bongobmx 5 months ago 3
@bongobmx >_< lolz
mickey199397 4 months ago
3 people didn't make their turtle sound like this :)
subble 5 months ago 3
Does it need water or something?
hmeadb 5 months ago
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Kwills555 5 months ago
omg its better than the other video ! :D
oovoolove24 5 months ago
No matter what I look up on youtube, I always end up on turtle sex. I'm oddly okay with this.
Masfemneunouns 5 months ago 103
This is so cute
TheMjay10 5 months ago
Someone is having some baby nikes!
toluca206 5 months ago 3
What would you do if you found sneaker babies in your shoe the next day?
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 5 months ago
LMFAOOOOO
amazingcasper 5 months ago
If I were you I wouldn't take like a bitch a would of grabbed that turtle throw it into a wall punch it in the face and then drop kick it as far as I can.
akbknows 5 months ago
@akbknows fucken psycho!!
hmeadb 5 months ago
I just feel sorry for the little bugger after a while...
*CL*
CLeaf82 5 months ago
And turtle fucks shoe...
Blackwargreymonn 6 months ago
Sounds like someone's farting in leather pants.
mcshanksta 6 months ago
@mcshanksta Omg I laughed hella hard right now.
stephmcorl 6 months ago
sick nike shoes loool whats next air max :L
febbo93 6 months ago
Oh gosh that reminded me of Ducky from A Land Before Time. :(
morgannxxxmonster 6 months ago 3
it sounds like he's seeing other shoes
subcom1234567890 6 months ago
I gotta bonnet lol
dwalk198503 6 months ago
Tortoise
Liberator323 6 months ago
It is so cute how he/she was making those little noises
hailie517 6 months ago
lmfao take it like a bitch :D ehhhh ehhhh he sounds so funny :D <3 love the shoe fuckin turtle
stony1231 6 months ago
Why do turtles like fuckin shoes?
chocolatepuff718 6 months ago 3
it's like high pitch chipmunk voiced hentai sounds
Liberator323 6 months ago
JUST DO IT
skullcrusher343 7 months ago
dont...wear...that...shoe...
RCT3rox 7 months ago
nike...just do it
inthebackwithyourgir 7 months ago 2
This is hilarious! I'd love to get this as a ringtone!
justtoocool01 7 months ago
How the fuck can you dislike this video
hunterdupld98 7 months ago
Eh...eh..eh...is this okay for you? I just want to make sure youre enjoying it.. eh... Eh... eh?
JoJobabylove12 7 months ago 4
Awwwww lol. Poor baby.
1bobeecox 7 months ago
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very funny. thumbs up if your glad he uploaded this
merleage2 7 months ago
The turtle made a cute noise :3
MsKissMeDeadly 8 months ago
awkward turtle..
DarkPrincess230494 8 months ago
Your shoe is now pregnant. And you have gonorrhea.
vidform 8 months ago 55
Sounds like a kitten with a dry throat o n o
PivUHT0107 8 months ago
Hilarious!!
xXCaliforniaAddictXx 8 months ago
wtf turtle moan lol
pornshopboy 8 months ago
What the fuck
Why the heck is it having sex with your shoe
MrXsubzero 8 months ago
Turtle orgasms will now be the soundtrack to my nightmares O.O
Capnrex501 8 months ago 2
@Capnrex501 Listen to the penguin getting tickled...you'll never sleep again.
98RamMagnum 8 months ago