USA - I Need You

[ccjg8791]

Fetch, you re added your old videos? I hope you add the ones about how Anonymous found out your boyfriend's info.

Hope the new season is a good one. :)

[Padsiebear]

okay, ive been researching this for a while right, and i dont get what the fuck scientology is all about

i dunno who's right, anonymous seem to have a more reasoned argument, but im not sure.

explain?

[CurnFace]

i saw what you did ther

[KelmyProductions]

I'll donate you $10,000 for a public suicide filmed on youtube. I swear i'll do it man ;-)

heheheehehehehheeehheh

Nah ill keep the money, but you should do it anyway.

[bearachute]

tie...

...god, what a joke

[daniel32nicolosi]

what happened to this troll? Man i miss him kinda.

WHAT IT FREAKIN DUE!!

[CarlinJGreen]

Why are you wearing a tie with your t-shirt? Are you trying to defy the common sense of fashion in society, or are you retarded?

[Smitamas101]

dude you get views cause people wanna see a spastic fling his poo around on the internet

you truly are a wanker... look at your comments when will it sink in, or does abuse turn you on you sick fuck

[encroachingdawn]

your gunna get raeped out there....

[greendaypunklover]

i don't get it. are you gay or do you think you're black?

[SeeYouNextFall]

Mom and Dad are currently talking with lawyers to find out how this POS was switched for their real baby in the hospital.

[clashwho]

If you want ten thousand dollars, get a freaking job and earn it. Why the hell should we pay so you can spread your annoying idiocy all over the country? You exemplify delusions of grandeur on a galactic scale. It's beyond pathetic, Paul.

[N4ZT]

how you gonna get from city to city?

easy, you're gonna hitch hike and blow truckers.

"the show must go on"

what if i get robbed or something?

well hopefully, they'll kill you too.

LOL

[3d59alvaro]

if you broadcast yourself becoming an hero that would top your last "Season" for sure.

[dirteyphil]

whens this guy ganna stop makin this shit

[InventusMusic]

Duncan Construction

[starhades]

do you remember anonymous mr. fetch?

[PaulFetchisMyHero]

I guess Paul Fetch will be back, like Boxxxybabeee

[DefendMrFetch]

oh yess

[DefendMrFetch]

when is boxxy back aswell?

[clashwho]

Don't you dare compare Boxxy to Paul Fetch. Boxxy is the Queen of /b/. Paul Fetch is the epitome of Epic Fail.

[LINDALOVELACE2008]

im here for you !!

[An0nym0us5150]

DIE

[HeroofTime55]

Guess who's still a faggot? You're a faggot!

At this point, I'm not sure what to make of it. The fact that you're still going, leads me to think you might be a troll, but even if you are, all you accomplished is what, make everyone think you're a fucking tool? Way to go there, buddy.

Yeah, troll or not, you're a fucking faggot.

[SeeYouNextFall]

Its been a year since I watched his vidoes, I come back and see that he's still pathetic and has learned nothing about the real world.

I used to think this was all funny, now. Its just sad.

[AllllHailXenu]

spax3

[standbk258]

IS HE DEAD??????????????????????

[MRFETCHISTHEBEST]

yusssss

[1337Tazer]

Who the fuck is this?

"Best Entertainment on Youtube?"

You guys should listen to "EntityOfJustice"'s video on this guy.

[ksp62562]

not even 1 star.

[MRFETCHISTHEBEST]

five stars

[anonymous11229]

To all ACTUAL Anonymous: DO NOT comment, post video responses, or 1-star. We have collectively decided the best course of action is to NOT FEED THE TROLL.

[stabbedinthescrotum]

Wow. You are something i can't even describe with words. Why would i help you raise money to make sure you can have a jolly old time while i bust my ass at work. How is that doing something for your subscribers by mooching off of them. I wish murder was legal.

[d0PeFliX]

TL;DW This is the most boring dribble ever.

[d0PeFliX]

OK, I just read the video desc. box which helped me comprehend what you were talking about since your distracting abnormal posturing and rambling "MTV douchbag voice" made it hard to decipher a message of any kind. So you want 10 grand? I`ll give you that if you permanently leave YouTube.

[burzum1204]

Paul, your a fucking asshole. I want to fight you..I want to fight you so bad.

[halomontages117]

if people can pull it out of there asses y dont u do it!

[WardyWuga]

come on everyone makes mistakes we are only human, u cant hate paul completely. hes the best entertainment on youtube. thats why everyone keeps comming back

[Kurushimus]

I cannot figure out for the life of me if you are a massive troll or just a massive moron

[WardyWuga]

everyones a troll, moron is matter of opinion. but is teh best

[HeartagramMan92]

I think the whole thing paul was doin with Anonymous was to jut get a popularity leg up.

Oh and Mr Fetch $10,000? So you can stay in your 5 star hotels during your hitchhike.

Good luck with that. Wish I lived in the US so I could do somthing evil to you.

[tehquicksilver]

Talking like some douche host on mtv is a good way to get people slamming the BACK button on their browser.

[uncauncasam]

low tier

[kinesta]

Have you seen our economy? "$10,000 people can shit that out of their asses"

...Your a dick...

"I need a cellphone"- you probolly already have a cellphone,

I think $10,000 can get you anywere you want in the US if you ACTUALLY hitchhike, haha if you say "OH MAN I AM PROBOLLY GONNA GET MUGGED AND I NEED TO REPLACE IT ALL!!!" well that doesnt make me want to help you out plus, I dont think you are fair to annonymous...

hail xenu

[Valelacerte]

Oof, he's heading for a breakdown; he can't sustain this level of self-delusion. I see a screaming, foetal, vomit and shit episode in some lonely hotel room.

[chakurakid15]

They have a name for this it's called downs

[mazack00]

wow, this is the first paul fetch video i've watched in 10 months.

wow, what's his mental disorder called..?

[ratman1987]

RFT Disorder

Retarded Faggot Troll Disorder

[Ace5858]

Hahahahaha, funny.

[mull3tboii]

he's become more of a retard... and by retard I mean one with mental disabilities. so much that I'm starting to feel sympathy...I stopped rating his videos 1 star, I just left it alone. WAHTS RONG WITH ME

[cfleshious]

get your 10k from your management you asshole.

[f0rkz]

lol what the fuck is this shit?

[thelastemperor909]

yea i bet this is all bull shit your just stealing money from people

[sweaterpuppies1]

paul fetch is the leader of anonymous

[WardyWuga]

lol

[Falling100]

Press conference? Srsly?

[zeldafangirl109]

Get a job you shithead.

[KiernanMooney]

You know, he's right about about how famous he thinks he is. Maybe if we all just ignore him?

[jupa44]

how bout u give me some money?

[datwunkkboi]

why would we want to give you money to have fun JACKASS

[joesphstalin20]

3326 Bankhead Avenue

Montgomery, AL

334-277-2493

334-312-7969

334-834-9790

[alexxxdavis]

its not senator palin...its governor palin

[ShadowedValleys]

this fag still breathing? Fuck. life is a cunt. This fag needs to be shot.

Come on, YOU KNOW IT.. faggot fetch needs a bullet in the face.

[Mcvowle]

if you dont like him DONT COMMENT ON HIS VIDS NEWFAG

[ShadowedValleys]

Go get yourself a shotgun, put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Problem solved.

[Mcvowle]

what problem your mom being a whore?

[ShadowedValleys]

Oh wow, that's the best you have eh.

mcvowel needs a fucking mcclue, the dumb mccunt.

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[bimlala1]

Last Sign In: 3 weeks ago

Oh! Faggot is DONE!

[VCMPBautista]

Last Sign In: 2 days ago

Faggots back :/

[arcadiandelsol]

cant

[arcadiandelsol]

this

[greenday4455]

when you come to South Carolina stop by Myrtle Beach, would you kindly?

[crazyguitarist11]

what a comback!Oh my god i did not even here that ever! do you have writers? damn man you should do standup.

idiot.

[YamashitaTsubasa]

*facepalm*

[standbk258]

THE GORILLA DON HAS A CONTRACT ON YOU

[inkjetresurrection]

Press conferences and hitchhiking generally don't go together. You might want to seek mental help with that $10,000 before you go hitchhicking though. Your not getting as many hits as you use to, and your idea doesn't have any finacial security a hollywood producer would be looking for now with the economy. These things are best if you think the kinks out before you put them in your act and ask for money.

[chuck4545]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[joesphstalin20]

Paul "Fetch" Carnes

3326 Bankhead Avenue

Montgomery, AL

334-277-2493

334-312-7969

334-834-9790

[TheThirdRevelation]

governor Palin, not senator, you shit head

[XylophoneLaughter]

And why would you ask the people for money if we are in a global recession?

[XylophoneLaughter]

I hope you get raped.

[darkdynastyclan]

CURRENT MONEY FROM DONATIONS COLLECTED: 35 cents

almost there paul

[Bulbaz0r]

Management?

[ezekeeel]

are u wearing make up ?

[Pristopher]

Need $10,000? Get a job! Freakin' bum!

[lizardboy10210]

where at in alabama????????? please go to baldwin county!!!!!!!!!

[crystonix]

jesus christ, i thought after watching chris crocker i'd never hate someone anymore than that but WD you beat the man bitch

[crystonix]

why couldnt you just cut this really awkward painful video short and just make one saying "PUHLEESS GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!!! YOU MUST HAVE NO USE FOR IT WITH CHRISTMAS COMING UP!! I LIKE MONEY!!!! I LOVE MYSELF!!!" and i reckon you'd STILL get more money than with this epic fail vid

[glowworm90]

hahahahaha yall dont be hating...i think its awesome man.....totally freebird stle......i cant send you money though dude...sorry.....BUT HEY i hope you do it i think its awesome good luck dude

[samburnspurple]

dood wtf is wrong with you are you off your meds or something?

[cutiemd007]

Dude, YOU'RE A RETARD! DON'T FUCKING WASTE YOUR LIFE TRYING TO MEET US!

[swimmy123456]

he probally killed someone

[bimlala1]

I heard he hasn't made a video in a while cuz his doctors are trying to find the right combination of anti-psychotic drugs for him.

[SuiseisekiRonin]

I herd you liek Handle Bar men's bathrooms.

[narugirl0125]

i cant believe that u actually want us to send u money. thts juzt crazy! y would anyone with at lease the slightest mind, send u money? do u actually think tt someone iz going 2 send u money? r u serious? no offenes.

im not sending u money....

DUH!!!!!

[BalooGirly]

BULL SHNITZEL

[inuyashagirl90000]

Hahaahahah .. not funny -___-

[Joekitty001]

Kill yourself!

[someguynameddavid]

Paul. A word of wisdom. Get back on your medication.

[joesphstalin20]

Paul "Fetch" Carnes

3326 Bankhead Avenue

Montgomery, AL

334-277-2493

334-312-7969

334-834-9790

nuff said

[asm607]

Oh man i'm gonna send $200 right away! I sure hope you come to my house!

Yeah right. You don't have shit. I have more video views than you you fucking scumbag.

[2011kgt]

#1 - If I was going to throw a party to raise money for something, it wouldn't be you.

#2 - You have no management. You have no press conferences. You have nothing and no one.

#3 - You are a douche for putting your p.o. box on the internet. How much hate mail have you received so far?

#4 - You're just dumb.

=]

[2011kgt]

And also:

#4 - What makes you think that if someone robbed you, they wouldn't steal your money too, you cunt.

[Flashmaster88]

This is the first and only video I will ever watch of yours. "Paul Fetch" is a terrible idea.

[BeastKingThor]

You scamming dough, even if you do go on your trip, I hope you get raped by a priest while your hitch hiking

[SuiseisekiRonin]

!pu lleh eht tuhS

[TacoChild]

.ffo kcuf ot sdeen edud sihT

[Z4ckK10]

just leave now...

[cassidy323]

get a dollar a view

[CitrusBish]

Can you please control your arms when you're talking?

[epuh]

Paul, you are one of the persons that make Youtube the entertaining website it is nowadays.

[epuh]

Paul, your positivity is inspiring. You are a rolemodel. Your figth for a save Youtube, a clean Internet and your war against hacking and internet bullying is the best for Youtube since the start of this site.

[ReallyRick]

I love hittin the bottoms too.

Oh you said STATES...lol... never mind. :D

[conker19]

10g's i cant sh** it can u cuz if u can then...

[conker19]

u need to leave

[conker19]

omg dude really

[conker19]

u r .......crazy u just omg.

[sowknee]

lol haha if your his "friend" why do you not refer to him by name? instead of "paulfletchisthebest"

[Anesthet1ze]

Stay away from my house, faggot.

[imtang0708]

HAHA!! You better get to turning tricks for truckers!!!!

[BlueArmageddon]

WIGGER

[yams801]

10,000/50 is 200 dollars a state

[facebook123123]

you mispelled paypal in the desc lol

[icanrokk]

who want to give u money cause i wont

[SuiseisekiRonin]

Paul Fetch is a huge fucking failure and a pussy. The end.

[DirkMcgee]

/r/ naked pics of paul fetch fucking goats and I will donate to Mr.Fetch.

I want more than 1 too.

[abdallah3]

who the fuck is going to spend even a DOLLAR on your ass paul? let alone 10,000. grow the fuck up. stay in your hick town, i think you'd get your ass beat in every state anyways.

[SuiseisekiRonin]

Ignore this fag, he is made of dumb and moron.

[crazyguitarist11]

Haha he got such a comeback

[Hacktheplantet00]

2,000 subscribers. Youre in the big time now buddy.

[jimbob1178]

lol yeah i just realized that he hardly ever gets more than 3,000 views on any of his vids (most are much less). Compare Fetch to, say, Fred, who's doing music videos right now. lol MrFetch thinks an awful lot of himself.

[Hacktheplantet00]

i will seriously donate, Just so when you come to my state i can beat the fuck outta you.

[2011kgt]

You are my hero. =)

[Zhegan]

How come every one of your videos involves us having to do something for you? If $10,000 is so easily obtainable go get it yourself.

[bimlala1]

Only a dumb fag like Paul would beg for money during a recession.

[rattmice]

You want my money then you will have to earn it.

Porn. Gay porn. Now.

I'll start hashing out dollars when I see your ass frosted like a krispy kreme donut.

[SuiseisekiRonin]

Name one great thing he's done that he hasn't failed at.

I'll give you $100.

[SuiseisekiRonin]

Yes. People are totally jealous of Mr. Fetch. A loser with low ratings, low view count, a big mouth, and who is being mindfucked by Anonymous. People are -jealous- of Mr. Fetch. How's the weather on Pluto, bud?

[SuiseisekiRonin]

I've never see someone say so much without actually saying anything at all, PAULFETCHISTHEBEST.

[SuiseisekiRonin]

PAULFETCHISTHEBEST is an ultramega fag who is afflicted with down syndrome. There is absolutely no point in arguing with him.

[maxglobz]

All hail Paul Fetch the king of queers and the laughing stock of anonymous and the ass of youtube. I am against this guy so yeah ignore this idiotic troll, he doesn't know shit!

[palimony]

you dont have management

[DroxSorcerer]

I'd pay the money just so you'd have a chance of getting lost and never returning.

[RagingFerocity]

Aaaaaaaactually yes he did. He didn't do his research. He charged in like an ignorant arrogant dumbass. One of the many types of people we hate. Therefore, because he moved in and tried to attack us, without doing research. Then, after getting the wrong idea about us, he attempted to take us over.

So you tell me, mister PAULFETCHISTHEBEST, do you REALLY believe that he didn't bring our hate upon himself?

[SuiseisekiRonin]

You are a fucking assclown that no one really cares about. Mister Fetch barged into the internet like a blind hedgehog. What did you fucking expect?

[HappyMaskSalesMan7]

Unwarranted Self Importance much?

[bimlala1]

Paul Fetch is an AIDS monkey.

[KineticRic]

Paul, you have stooped to a new low.

I knew your were pathetic before, but this is beyond words.

You have the I.Q. of a cricket. On a good day at that.

[mastergunner99]

If you shit $10,000 out of your ass, I'll match you dollar for dollar.

[AnnonMelb]

I think he has AIDS.

[placeb0FX]

i rly liek DRAGON6708's fotos on paulfetch[.]info...teh epic comb-over is almost as good as donald trump's. bald spots much - it's downhill from here

[Kek7Go]

How about you work for the money instead of ruining internets ?

[yescandles]

Paul, do you have any family? Maybe they will help you. Your obsessive desire to become famous has become pitiful and sad to me. Why in the world would anybody want to donate money to make you famous? The way you use "we" when you are basically self promoting doesn't make much sense to me. I have watched you a long time and I am starting to really worry about you. I know you will do ANYTHING for attention...it just seems to be getting worse.

[deejayfore]

you're fuckin deluded man if you think anyone is going to give you money.

[bimlala1]

Fag can't even generate 10,000 views on his videos. NO WAY he'll get that kind of coin. Faggot livin' in a fantasy world.

[RoyalPrinceXenu]

All you need to do, is move forward from the wall so you don't cast shadows, paint it CSO green, and you can "be" anywhere that you can get a photograph.

[Psycatalyst]

How about NO

[satokoxhoujou]

Are you stupid? If you can shit money then get to it, soldier. Don't expect the rest of us to waste our hard-earned-cash, you douche.

[IanDoh09]

no.

[CharlesMSchulz]

Pay for your own vacation like the rest of us you broke stupid bastard

[SilverAbsinthe]

Why are you talking like a nigger?

[MinnowBelcher]

For you Paul, I will donate my next shit. Now die you irritating loser...who has no plan.

"Ima set up press conferences" Shut your stupid ass up, and get a job you bum.

[oldmemefukdwitu]

Paul "mrfetch" Carnes

please be advised that Iam requesting that you remove this latest video and comments and remover the Information from your personal profile box on your channel Ref:WANTED: JS AKA Jerry He lives in FL, Sir as I have little ones at home this could prove to be dangerous and clearly unwarranted this is unbecoming of a YouTube partner please heed my warning

thanking you in advance js/jerry

[fighterace2688]

Learn how to hitchhike, be poor for a couple of months, and you may see life differently. Thats actually may be the nicest piece of advice I could give, despite the fact I still hate you. Shit, you see guys hitchike with nothing but a bag of essentials, and btw, what happens if you get robbed of your 10,000? If you really care, earn the money yourself and then just go, not everything needs to be handed to you. Weak piece of shit.

[RoyalPrinceXenu]

If you paid attention, he doesn't want the money to live on--he wants it as "insurance" for the video and laptop. Knowing how badly lithium batteries perform in the field, he's going to have to replace them for both camera and computer at least once.

[shaksalas]

cum to us?

[walllofweird]

'this is the big grand scheme of things'

hahhhaaha

[Programtimeconsuming]

Sad.

[fancyrants]

1) you're supremely irritating.

2) shut up

3) you're supremely irritating. yes, I'm aware I already said this. it needed to be said at least twice.

4) I will donate money ONLY to a "Paul Fetch suicide fund"

5) you're supremely irritating.

[thegreatsubscriber]

ask boh3m3 or sxephil for money, they are the original yt ebeggars

[yescandles]

exactly