Huge Vagina

[EricWiesler]

Larry David is a brilliant man.

[brokless]

Larry david is a genius!

[godfreewoman]

Big vaginas need BIG DICKS. Small vaginas need BIG DICKS. If you don't have BIG DICK, you should be weeded out by natural selection. No woman wants wants a man with a small dick or even and "average size" dick which is women-speak for small dick. You either have a BIG DICK or not. If you don't have a BIG DICK, then you will need to have money bcuz you don't really have anything else we would want. Get it? MYSTERY SOLVED!

See boys! Size matters! Your very existence depends on it. TAH DAH!

[PoptartNoJutsu]

@godfreewoman You must have an extremely large vagina.

[godfreewoman]

@PoptartNoJutsu And you must have a small dick and no money.

And don't use a gun. Take pills. No one wants to have to clean that shit up after you kill yourself. Give those guys a break!

[PoptartNoJutsu]

@godfreewoman Haha! In denial!

[godfreewoman]

@PoptartNoJutsu A typical unsophisticated response by the typical [INSERT RACE HERE] American hillbilly. The funny part of the skit is that Jeff is a typical American male. He projects his deficiencies or shortcomings as it were onto a woman. That's your thing. Get it? Probably not. Go laugh @ farts. That's probably more on your level.

And for the record, you do know a baby can come out of there. And you do know a baby is bigger than your dick right? Right? OY VEY!

[PoptartNoJutsu]

@godfreewoman I'm just trollin' you, man. Get a life.

[platinum87103]

@godfreewoman If you saw the episode, you'd realize that the nurse has a huge vagina since she tried to steal a baseball and a cellphone by stuffing it up her twat, which is small compared to your cavernous cunt

[aztecas91]

@godfreewoman you have a huge vagina don't you? XD

[godfreewoman]

@aztecas91 Your so funny and sophisticated. Now off you go to laugh @ farts and such. Or maybe shoot a gun. Tragically a hillbilly and proud of it. You Yanks NEVER disappoint.

Better yet, go pray about it! LOL!

[Shade737373]

@godfreewoman Looks like you got offended by the video lol. Tell em why you mad ma.

[godfreewoman]

@Shade737373 Not offended at all. Just stating facts. I thought it was funny because men will make up any excuse to account for their deficiencies. That is the funniest part of the whole story.

[platinum87103]

@godfreewoman hahahaha so what you're saying is that all women are money hungry whores or are you just speaking for yourself?

[godfreewoman]

@platinum87103 No. I'm saying as men you don't have much to offer women besides a big dick. You aren't capable of loving anyone but yourselves. You are selfish, sexist, misogynistic, egotistical, hypocritical bigots some of whom have the self-control and IQ of a farm animal. Money and providing things are your strengths. Go with your strengths son! Just make sure you don't go with God. That's not a good idea.

[platinum87103]

@godfreewoman That's weird, you basically described every girl that i know that was either hot or thought they were hot when they weren't. While we're on the topic of making vast generalizations without any merit, you sound like a giant lesbian and should just resort to buying a big dildo if you think that all men are the same. The fact that you're an open atheist makes it even more ironic, since they are starting to catch up to religious folks in the bigotry department.

[godfreewoman]

@platinum87103 A giant lesbian? Wow you went to that pretty quickly. Guess you couldn't come up with anything better. To be expected from your kind - a typical American male, of any race, a hillbilly and proud of it. You Yanks never disappoint. NEVER.

And open atheist? LOL! As opposed to an open Christian. And from your comment you don't seem to know the difference between bigotry and being condescending. Pity. Well I am done playing with my food. YEEHAW dear.

[platinum87103]

@godfreewoman It was pretty obvious with all your hate speech towards men, and it still appears i am spot on with my assessment. You can continue to hate men all you want while Rosie O'Donnell leaves a slug trail on your face. I'm glad i didn't disappoint you, pleasing attention whores is always fun for me. It's obvious you have and are a giant cunt

[Rainfire463]

@godfreewoman@godfreewoman your a dumbass. Just because its a stereotype of men doesnt always mean its true. Also, it doesnt matter if you dont believe in God, other people do. That might be why you have a horrible life:You have no faith and think every man in the world is retarded. I hope you have a good day and actually learn something that you didnt come up with using your asshole

[IAmMichaelMyers]

@godfreewoman LOL. Dear crazy woman. Why are you here? Go back to watching The View, The Talk, Days of Our Lives, anything on Lifetime, etc etc.

[BIGJ8808]

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[whotaughtyou]

GANJA

[mushymaple]

I always lose it when he says gigantic

[dereke1968]

I cried with laughter at this one. When the pnone rang I fell off the chair

[comanchio1976]

I love it how he says "You're blaming the small penis, you got the huge vagina..." so matter of fact. Reminded me a bit of Seinfeld

[happydelicious]

@comanchio1976 Of course, Larry David co-created and wrote much of the material for Seinfeld. In fact, the character George was written after himself. Curb is essentially George from Seinfeld being played by Larry David.

[happydelicious]

If you are in this argument, small penis vs big vagina, then you are known NOT to have big penis. Big penis never has this problem. But, women only have two measures for penis Big and Small. "Average" is a term used not to hurt guys feelings. Therefore, whether she has a big vagina or not, YOU have small penis if you are in this argument. QED.

[comanchio1976]

@happydelicious I'm guessing you've got a big vagina?

[happydelicious]

@comanchio1976 Of course, you must have small penis. If you had a big one, you wouldn't have this problem. No vagina is big enough for a big penis.

[comanchio1976]

@happydelicious I dont have a problem. I just guessed that if you were motivated to write what you wrote...you got the big vagina.

[ConquistadorErnesto]

@happydelicious I've seen videos of women putting BOTH their hands inside their vaginas. Your argument is invalid.

[StraightOuttaDC]

2:23. Classic. I'm doing that from now on to bitches with subway tunnels for vaginas.

[TheAndrewj96]

LOL

[mijnnaamisaaron]

methinks the lady doth protest too much

[cymagen]

these big vagina ladies are getting away with MURDER!

[playmeoffjohhny]

Hah that was entertainment right there! Witty

[KINGMJ1990]

Hyooooooge...!!!!

[KaiPrincess20]

@IAmMichaelMyers don't be such as ass... what if something keep making fun of your nasty penis.

[whotaughtyou]

SEX PARTY WET DREAM CLIMAX HARVARD AMERICAN STUDIES OPEN UNIVERSITY MATCHBOX & SILK

[pele28]

it was like a clowns pocket..

[stewgriffin]

231 dislikes all girls with HUGE vaginas :)

[stealthyasallama]

The best way to find out how much of the percentage of the population hsa huge vaginas is by using the likes vs unlikes. Lets see there are 231 dislikes at this moment, now if we assume that they're all female (of course they are) who make up 50 percent of our population so 3118 + 231 = 3349 / 2 = 1674.5 => 231/1674.5 = 13.8 percent of females have big vaginas.

[TiberiusFlavian]

@stealthyasallama LOL i concur

[PrimoKarim]

@stealthyasallama

I smell a Nobel Prize in everything with that equation.

[ilikevines]

"Me thinks the lady doth protest too much"

[jazzpsalti]

lol, wel this is me from now on!

[Stoh13]

You got the huge vagina.

[welldonefromhereon]

fucking awesome clip

[PinStripes41]

larry david might be the funniest dickhead in history

[IAmMichaelMyers]

big vaginas are fucking nasty.

And why is it that making fun of big vaginas is taboo in our stupid society??

they remind me of an arby's roast beef sandwich.

[Oxcyde]

Would be like shagging a wet gumboot

[GrapeDrink4Life]

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[IAmMichaelMyers]

@GrapeDrink4Life hahaha love it!

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[DesmondHsu]

sauce?

[dizzlander]

hahahahahhahahaha this is my vagina?

[geckopaws2]

This is the reason it's not the dicks it's the chicks!

[XPil3s]

who is the woman?

[thunderfr00t]

228 big vagina ladies voted this video down

[XPil3s]

@thunderfr00t haha

[John4Trimmings]

@thunderfr00t I am completely stricken with awe at the cleverness and complete originality of your amazing comment.

[Flexstarz]

Huge!  HUGE!

[TithonusSyndrome]

1:36 

[johnyottpot]

these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder

[radicaledward40]

hahah he instantly understands the hand gesture!

[hatchetjobber]

Yeah... so there, you Big Vagina ladies -

Put THAT in your douche and wash it!!

[dangmama820]

Man, when I 1st saw this, I LITERALLY cried laughing for like 20 minutes. Larry's reaction at 0:48 gets me everytime.

"Big Vagina?!?" LD is King.

[CelticReject]

Larry is like kinda autistic or something. Like he just doesn't realize when he's overstepping the mark...EVER!!!!

[getz21]

@CelticReject hahahahaa.... its a scripted television show. tool.

[CelticReject]

@getz21 Of course. But it's still like autism!!

[lolburke]

@CelticReject The Koreans have a word for that type of social ineptitude. It's called "nunchi". Larry David, along with plenty of other characters in entertainment, present an ample amount of nunchi.

[sirus804]

@getz21 Actually most of it is improve.. they just follow guidelines of how the episode should go.. as for their lines.. purely improve

[RichieRich1818]

Nice

[JustinGogan]

the dislike bar is his tiny dick

[quackinacan]

227 women with big vaginas visited this video...

[sexualgoth10]

"He said the problem... didnt lie with his small penis. But rather, with youurrrr big vagina." hahahahaha

[rekounas]

Larry is such an asshole! He is my hero!

How many of us would go back to a mutual friend and tell them that the other friend said they had a huge vagina or a small penis? Not very many. Then the hand gesture is a killer. Funny fucking guy!

[xXTsubakiChanXx]

o___________O

[destroyers2]

I bet the vag is nice. He just has a tiny dick

[schwekman]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[revived0103]

hahaa he's such a dick.

[BlinkerBoyEd]

He thinks the lady doth protest too much...

*open hands*

[hamhawk66]

Its ok since a bitch still can have a flat ass and chest... N a wide ass vajay jay

[drunkscanbefun]

VAGINAL INTERCOURSE IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH BIG VAGINA AND TINY PENIS

[Brash530]

IT WAS HUGE~!

[boricuas4669]

>V<

[jingjong12]

224 Big Vagina ladies are voting this down.

[Vodd9]

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[Lawlzinator]

Huge vagina ladies are the ones voting this down.

[Me5Notyou]

aaaaaahhhahahahahhaahhahahaha I luv this show! this episode never gets old

[denerlille2]

Fucking bitch, why do women do this? It hurts like hell, you never see any men laughing at women's small tits or ugly vaginas. Goddamn hypocrites.

[PrinceRoserade]

GIGANTIC VAGINA. \o/

[uninhibition31]

SkyyJohn sent me here!

[CrYMachinima]

Lol that was hilarious !

[TheSecretCobra]

LOL

[locolapapa]

\ / HUUUUGE

[reptomicus]

He says HUUUGGGEEE the way Donald Trump would say it!

[sehaitt]

Ohh, they love this thing don't they? They love it! Can't get enough of it! Well you know what? This is me from now on! \ /

[ravenkiller1]

Biggest vagina known to man!

[Ryan123Man]

it upsets me when i read things like this. i don't really care what this person writes or thinks or anything like that, it just bothers me that his vote is worth as much as mine.

[duryeal26]

very . . . very funny

[Fatpanda651]

'Methinks the lady doth protest too much... Hm! *spreads hands*'

classic.

[boeing74700]

BIG...HUGE.......HHHHUUUGGEEEE­

[LeBrad]

Related videos:

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Oh, Youtube

[KaLeeDo2]

These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder

[HeldNak]

and she has the cell phone in her box

[Bradman94]

absolute classic. Larry david is A LEGEND

[MrGauge88]

lmfao!!!!!!

[cerzule]

"GIGANTIC vagina! Biggest vagina known to man! HUUUUGGGE!!" - Jeff is so funny

[mjtaker]

i am watching this and im so effing high. this is funny as shit right now.....

[kungfu2u2]

This is starting to make Bill Clinton's small penis rumor make a LOT of sense now, since Hillary could fuck a train and not even feel it.

[Facks2you]

the lady doth protest too much.

[jas16899]

haha that bald guy looks like Larry David.

[spencersghost]

Hehe he talks like him too.

[JamaicanMon]

HAHAHA

[diablosinmusica]

Ha! The bald guy looks like Paul Reed Smith

[gmontague0205]

you're blaming the small penis.. you got the huge vigina

[MegaSteadfast]

Big vagina

[Ramar16]

lmao!....that is all

[supaflyjohnson]

Larry David is the chosen one who will humanity from the forces of darkness.

[moongazer666]

i love this show!~

[hatchetjobber]

I'm no fan of Tom Arnold but I did appreciate his comment when that jizz mop Roseanne made a similar accusation after their divorce...

He said something to the effect of "even a 747 landing in the Grand Canyon is gonna seem tiny by comparison".

[phudabulah]

\o/

[luigi24908800]

Curb your enthusiasim. (i cant spell)

[Gumbo550]

I love how he immediely figures out that he meant big vagina

[jackhole91]

YUUUUUGE

[letsgomets07]

HUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA

[satanmasta]

i dont see Huge Vagina in this video

[YellowNumberFive]

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[budgiesmugglers]

haha i know this one as "like throwing a sausage through a barn door"

[bettescorpio]

I think there is some truth to this. I've been with men who have been labeled small penised... they were perfect for me. Who the hell wants to fuck a horse!?

[jordanfallis]

"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."

hahahah

[aquishix]

I didn't think this was funny until near the end, and then it was hilarious.

[joshuajosegomez]

HAHAHA!

[Jewcygrl]

Ooohh, this is so wrong, and hilarious.

[MSI2k]

OMG I fell off my chair watching this.. too funny.

[9287alexandre]

HAHAHA funny

[suicidewafflez]

Mark Twain once said, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog". I would like to put that in my own fucked up words: It's not the size of the dick in the vagina, it's the size of the vagina ON the dick.

[brtdud7]

no you fucking idiot

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog" sexually would mean its not the size of the dick, but what you DO with the dick

[jonathanrobertb]

i like your comment

[yellowman88]

Big Vagina is like the equivilent to small Penis for women haha. thats hilarious

[yellowman88]

LOL big vagina!

[blackman26]

Absolutely hilarious. Larry David is a genius.

[orangeorphan]

HUUUGE!

[kungfu2u2]

Anyone notice how when he talks, he acts just like Jerry on "Seinfeld," but when he screams then he acts ike George?

I wonder if he's copying them, or if they were copying him.

[bostonalext]

george and jerry were based on larry david...so they are both him, basically

[StripedTiger711]

Their mannerisms were based on his. Mostly George's though.

[SProx1995]

no... hes like the producer of seinfeld or something like that, larry david... look him up

[anatole84]

George is based on Larry David's character. He wrote all the characters himself to be honest.

[feexoxo]

methinks the lady doth protests too much

[PorkchopCupcake]

I just love vagina.

Though, it can be a bit odd when any organ on a person's body seems anatomically disproportionate. Since so much focus is on women's tits and ass, the vagina gets overlooked. If the men of the western world would unite on a new standard for judging the physical traits of a woman - instead of referring to cup size and ass shape, we can start saying she's a 1-finger, 2-finger, 3-finger, 4-finger, or fist type of girl. That should help re-align interests.

[Alleyesontimekka]

totally agree... wonder what my number would be, i say 2. i had kids!!!

[Deadman6990]

"You're kidding, are you telling me the truth?"

I dont know why, but that is just pure gold to me. It's as if someone just told him that they just saw a fucking unicorn or something. haha

[Chrisaaad]

"He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis...but rather.... with your big vagina!"

One of my favorite scenes from CYE.

[kermitdfrogz]

a big penis never knows a huge vagina; they're all good! :)

[cavealieniv]

I submit you took that baseball, STASHED it in your unusually large vagina, and walked RIGHT on out of here!

[Bisonzilla]

Ya know, even a 747 looks small when flying into the grand canyon LOL

[spraggon]

women got owned

[methais]

On the contrary chspittinfire, wouldn't a chick with a big vagina think that a penis is small?

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[IncredibleGoliath]

Yeah, but there is an average to compare yourself to, and measuring a penis accurately is easier for obvious reasons.

[IncredibleGoliath]

These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder.

[88tonk]

small penis males unite.

[wilksnelson]

love how larry David turns things around.

this guy is a geunius!!!

LOL

[Fudolux]

I almost wish i had small penis so after sex when girl complains i can make that hand gesture and blame her for having huge vagina .

:D

[IncredibleGoliath]

If you REALLY had a small penis, you COULDN'T blame her. I'm afriad you'll just have to find a woman with a giant vagina like everyone else, buddy!

[UtoobIsNWO]

W( )W ....Ya gotta figure is some women are born with large noses and some with small noses ... big vs small breasts... big or small feet ... How could not an equal percentage be born with a Big Vagina ???

[jones70000000000]

mmmm... small penis! yum!

[Deadman6990]

Goddammit, I hope I'm like Larry when I'm that age... just coming right out and telling people they've got big vaginas.

[jehnuh]

"HUUUUUUUUUUGE." The way Jeff says it just makes it so much funnier.