Best of Bond: Cringeworthy Moments [HD]

[L3w157]

Anyone else notice how many of these were from roger moore bond films?

[LethalSpy007]

Bibi Dahl at the age of 15-16 trying to seduce Bond,who's 53-54 years of age,now that's "Cringeworthy"!

[0FindGlory]

Those earlier films had more courage to be outrageous.

[mcgigglish]

I detect a slight Roger Moore bias :)

Some of those were definitely done as deliberate comedy though

The car flip was from "Lie and Let die" wasn't it? Not Golden Gun...

[kalsolarUK]

@mcgigglish nope, the car flip was from The Man With the Golden Gun.

[Darksydejack]

moonraker was made in 1979

[avastyer]

Die Another Day has to be the worst Bond film. And that CGI is terrible.

I did like Moore though - most of those clips are funny. Don't think I like this new, serious Bond. Casino Royale was great but QOS managed to be po-faced, really unexciting and unrealistic.

[CrashJakFan1994]

I found Bond's Tarzan yell hilarious

[tehkao]

The "I'll buy you an ice cream" line is awesome and totally not cringeworthy, IMHO.

[54jb3r7]

this is bullshit. some isn't even bond material but it's shown anyway.

[w2dot]

@54jb3r7 Everything is from a bond movie, watch them again

[dennisetonhogg]

Why the beach boys at 007? And why Tarzan? Blofeld looks good in a dress though.

[w2dot]

@dennisetonhogg Exactly why they are in this vid

[Alxmir23]

i have seriously no idea why blofeld disguised himself as a woman,who did he try to hide from? like wtf

[Alxmir23]

lol the ice cream scene always cracks me up

[DarkdracoZ]

Moonraker came in 1979.

[Sunsetsmiles3]

10: Yh okey, cheesy, but not SO bad 9: May Day Dont! NOOOOOOO!!!!! 8: ooookaaaay......... 7: ahhhhhhh! -covers ears- should have been no. 4 6: SUPER CRINGE 5: great stunt, ruined by a sound effect :( 4: not bad, not bad at all 3: 8s ok, bloefeld is in a dress. 2: NO! TURN IT OFF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 1: Thats it im leaving

[Sunsetsmiles3]

I aproove of all, but the surf/wind-gliding scene in die another day isn't that bad.......is it?

[w2dot]

@Sunsetsmiles3 It's an insult to the amazing stunts that were done for real (see my stunt countdown)

[DarkdracoZ]

007 is James Bond's favorite moment!

[petrolhead050397]

Moonraker is 1979 not 1974

[w2dot]

@petrolhead050397 Oops typo'd

[TheHairyMess]

Is that the actual sound in each clip?

[w2dot]

@TheHairyMess Yep terrible isn't it?

[TheHairyMess]

@w2dot I just never noticed how cheesy it sounds before

[fluentinsilence]

Never seen "Live and Let Die" and the very first example in this video was hilarious; I knew Bond movies were campy, but damn.

[guileniam]

Wats the name of the cliche song that plays during 001 with jaws?

[phantasmsa]

@guileniam Romeo and Juliet by Tchaikovsky.

[masterron1]

Great vid! It's a lot of fun seeing all these moments strung together. I've gotta admit, though, 008 and 005 weren't all that bad next to the others, but that's just me/

[randomfuncrap]

1:32 -

James: You can't catch me! I'm in a hover craft!

Dog: Challenge accepted.

[deadmantalking007]

ok, so u don't like roger moore - we get it...personally i think tomorrow never dies, diamonds, casino, qos all have their moments...and the fact u didn't put ohmss in it?!That's like a bad soft core porn flick with lazenby acting like a dildo

[DBZ5371]

@deadmantalking007 you defend Moore, but snipe at Lazenby?. You should be ashamed.

[deadmantalking007]

@DBZ5371 i know what u mean but none of the roger moore cringe worthy moments had anything to do with him - had a tad more to do with directors/composers!

[P0TT5Y147]

@deadmantalking007 lazenby wasnt even that bad, just a scape goat for shocking opinions like you... Lets be honest sean connery couldnt of done that film amy better not with his backgrounds of other bonds... onhmss improves with time any bond fan would admit that...

[deadmantalking007]

@P0TT5Y147 I'll never know cos i've tried several times to watch it and i simply can't get through it. Same with never say never again. Some of the above scenes are deliberately funny though the tarzan call in octopussy, the sound effect in TMWTGG and the beach boys in a view to a kill } I agree with all those.

[CJStudios57]

LOL Crossdressing supervillain? I'd forgotten all about that!

[aqwcc4]

Moon taker was 1979 not 1974

[w2dot]

@aqwcc4 Oops! Yes that's a typo

[BadWolf117Returns]

how come Never Say Never Agian doesnt have any moments?

[BadWolf117Returns]

No.4 Like a Boss

[BeeDotSix]

note that almost all of these are Moore films! I think you can count the Die Another Day sequence as Moore too...

[Blueshark2000]

I disagree that number 5 is a cringeworthy scene, for me thats one of the best moments in Bond

[w2dot]

@Blueshark2000 It's the wolf whistle that ruins it, stunt is amazing though

[iknownothing34]

I know that the "Man with the Golden Gun" scene was pretty bad, but you gotta love JW Pepper's yelp after the jump. :)

[cockshield]

Jaws' dick is probably bigger than the midget girl.

[DrOmega]

yeah i liked live and let die up untill that stupid death of kananga he could have just been eatin by the shark or something

[jordansmallperson]

@DrOmega but then licence to kill wouldn't of been as good

[dtpc191991]

To be honest this video could easily be about four hours long and consist of the entirety of Moonraker and QOS.

[Quex01]

there's nothing wrong with 008

[redman8903]

I know that feeling at 1:43 I am 6ft 6 and my girlfriend is 4ft 11.

[ChrisbluePK]

lol? 00:10

[imalegend2006]

"Yes well you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream"

[amarsbarr]

Has anyone noticed these are nearly all from silly Roger Moore's cheesy portrayal :)

[rko123jja]

0:42 obviously the best james bond moment ever lol

[plaparen]

Say what you want, but the finalone with jaws is very cute.

[swalshy01]

stupid music at 0:48

[shredderduuude]

10: That is just hilariously awesome.

9: ???

8: Moore's expressions make this worth it.

7: Yeah, WTF were they thinking?

6: Still better than Shia.

5: Unnecessary sound effect, but still awesome.

4: "Cringes"

3: Haven't seen DAF. Maybe it's for the better.

2: Oh, come on, it's fucking Moonraker! It's excused due to it's awesomeness.

1: Okay, I surrender! Not even Moonraker can get away with that.

[dostoyevesky12]

haha i have to say the ice cream one with rodger moore is awesome

[1musketeerof3]

I loled my ass off with the octopussy one

[englishguy2010]

I'm sorry, but if Jaws can pull a hot girl like that, what the FUCK am I doing wrong??

[GaraLuiMartin]

@englishguy2010 lol, my thoughts exactly.

[BadWolf117Returns]

maybe you dont have metal teeth- Chicks dig heavy metal@englishguy2010

[englishguy2010]

That CGI surfboard scene is an abomination. CGI RUINS MOVIES!!!!!

[englishguy2010]

Opening scene from 'Goldeneye' when he leaps off the cliff, catches up with the falling plane, climbs inside and rehains control of it before it hits the bottom. Absolute outlandish rubbish.

[kalsolarUK]

@englishguy2010 yep, an otherwise great movie marred by an opening scene that takes you completely out of the movie.

[incinerator327]

1:14...at least the music is...oh fuck it nevermind.

[ItheSwick]

You'll notice that Sean Connery isn't in any of these.

That's because in comparison to Sean Connery, all other James Bond's are cringeworthy

[SFNDMK]

@ItheSwick nope... but diamonds are forever is a sean connery film

[hallicken]

TITS

[defmx04]

Nice video. But you missed the best one. In the Living Daylights when somebody fires a rocket from a boombox and Q calls it a "Ghetto Blaster"

[RazrHack]

Mr. Big becoming blacker was pretty fucking terrible, I'll admit. I think it maybe could've been #1.

[BuddhaMaster84]

Nr 001 however is a geniously excecuted comic moment! Nothing against that!

[BuddhaMaster84]

that whistle sound is so bad, the baddest thing ever done. It is soooooooooo bad!

[NeverContactMe]

Jaws, you lucky bastard. ( . ) ( . )

[intheTea04]

The best Roger Moore Bond movie is A View To A Kill. Well its the best of a bad bunch tbh. Poor guy had to wait a long time to be Bond.

[EaglesMan36]

All of DAD should be posted here.

[TheOneWWEGuy]

And Roger Moore is in almost all of them go figure.

[steveking875]

The car flip in diamonds are forever is actually really cool in my oppinion. they actually planned it out and did it

[drunkenmaster1605199]

you could just use diamonds are forever and moonraker for a top 10 here

[JustNottoday1]

moonraker is not from 1974 but from 1979

[TheGrandelMorro]

I love the FYEO scene - wonderful self irony here. And only Roger Moore can pull it off like that!

[AvengedS939]

What about that suit Graves wears in DAD? Looks like something out of tron lol

[w2dot]

@AvengedS939 "Point taken"

[hod05]

1:14 lol @ special effects there beyond shit especially for a fairly recent film

[coldstaind91]

@KISSarmyGuy watch them more than once...you're telling me the knife fight in the hotel was cringeworthy? You're out of your mind...

[arahf]

@KISSarmyGuy

...NOT!

[Clay3613]

@KISSarmyGuy Much, much worse action in other Bond movies...

[Amazongrassmonster]

lol i never understood the part with the pigeon in moonraker

[KiggeSand]

I just love how most almost all of those comes from the Roger Moore films, he is my favourite bond, but he is also the bond with the absolutley most bad moments to...

oh, and by the way, Moonraker was not made in 1974...

[TheAeroAvatar]

What's people's gripes with the Tarzan yell from Octopussy? Find something real to complain about!

[getback9691]

The Roger More years were the equivalency of the Dark Ages

[YodaVanGrindey95]

In a nutshell ... "No I don't want to have sex with you. and to make up for it we'll go out for ice-cream"... what a top bloke!

[MrRedbird1978]

#1: I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore

[bladerunner951]

Good picks. The stunt in TMWTGG is cool the cheesy sound effect aside though.

[TheJlook2000]

brosnan finally turned into roger moore in that die another day scene - i wonder if daniel craig will go that way if he hangs about with bond long enough - i can see it already - craig driving a golf cart under water chased by a robot shark - mark my words- he ll be doing that by his seventh bond film !

[Darkstar263]

I think the worst moment out of those you picked was that clip from Die another day. I think they just went a bit too far with some bits.

Some say the invisible car was bad, I think the bit where he's surfing on the waves is worse.

[bristow8411]

what's with Tarzan?

[Jolar70]

Let's not forget Connery driving around in that sad moon-buggy from Diamonds Are Forever. Especially when it's wheel comes off during the (almost) slow motion chase!

[randomdave30]

According to this, 8 out of 10 of the worst moment in 007 movies occured durng Roger Moore's watch.

[RaikenXion]

Yeh they hav had they're moments, maybe Moore's than any1 else lol. Sorry but that car doing the loop over that broken bridge in Live and let Die, no way man!! thats a top rated stunt!! that wud prob CGI if they did that today. Unless u only mean where it cuts to WD Pepper, or what ever his name was, rolling about in the car, yeh that was extra lol.

[greyztone]

@RaikenXion The cringeworthiness is down to the slide-whistle! Agree that the car spin stunt is awesome. BTW it's from Man With The Golden Gun not Live And Let Die.

[RaikenXion]

@greyztone Yeh I get mixed up cus that tobacco chewin cop is in both films lol.

[jazzx251]

@RaikenXion

ahem - it's Man With the Golden Gun (the one after Live and Let Die) with that 360 car stunt.

The swanee whistle was definitely surplus to requirements!

[RaikenXion]

@jazzx251 Yeh yeh sum1 already told me

[Darkstar263]

@jazzx251

I liked that car stunt, but that sound effect during the jump wasn't necessary

[MarioMan400]

wheres the part where moore "hot lava" alligators?

[TheOnComingStorm121]

I do love it how 80% of these are from the Moore Era.

[McNabIsBack]

worst ever...the invisible car in DAD

-the car flip in TMWTGG is actually awesome even with that sound effect

[ultimateguitar553]

i hated the airport runway chase in Live and Let Die with that old lady inside the plane. Sheriff Pepper or whatever is just annoying.

Ian Fleming would've shot himself had he seen Charles Grey as Blofeld in drag.

From DAF foward, the 007 films turned into a joke as this video demonstrates. It wasn't until Dalton's The lIving Daylights that we got back the seriousness although that film is harmed by the pathetic Brad Whitaker who belongs in a Roger Moore era flick.

[thekino]

lmao @ the black guy becoming a hot air balloon. who the hell thought that up?

[getback9691]

@thekino Too much KFC!

I'm kidding, I now that's bad.

[RaikenXion]

@thekino Yeh thats Yahphett Koto he was in Alien and Running Man, but yeh that was terrible. Ive always wondered if koto thought at the time, man, they gonna kill me like that!? lol. But it was the 70s, I guess they thought that looked gud bk then.

[anadryantontine]

@thekino That was actually in the original novel, it's a pill of compressed air. I swear that's the truth, Wikipedia it.

[DraganDrabic]

@thekino DR DRE

[Sephirothmark2]

It takes a top fucking lad to bang Grace Jones.

As disgusting as it is...Roger Moore, I salute you. :D

[GOLD3NxHAWKx21]

0:37.

"Mother fucker said icecream, B!!!"

~Half Baked

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:33 Oh god, you're serious?!

[seanpatrickcain2]

0:45 FTW

[ktoimil]

Great list, and ofcourse, the most-cringe making Bond, Roger Moore, dominates the list

[MysterySparkStudios]

the whole gonadla chase was silly in moonraker

[kriitikko]

The scene from Octopussy where James Bond makes the Tarzan call never fails to amuse me. 

[aydansavaskan]

hate the 70's bond cheese!

[ninjawraith17]

You could've just put moments from Moonraker on this list.

[ninjawraith17]

#7

o_O.............no.....no, no, no, NO! That did not just happen! I did not just hear the Beach Boys in a James Bond film.

What is the point? It doesn't even go along with what's happening on-screen. Oh my giddy aunt of all the songs on this earth why "California Girls" as the song of choice?

[GavenRocker]

I agree these moments all rank somewhere in between face-palm and complete absurdity. but in a way the cheesiness of (most) of these moments make the films more classic for me.

[dwswh2]

@GavenRocker i agree, a view to a kill and moonraker are great, a view to a kill gets a lot of stick but i like it because its really not a good james bond film!

[Okoa]

Heh, nice. Was this just a collection of relatively silly moments in the films in general? Thank you for putting the double-taking pigeon from Moonraker in there. :D