US tactic to deal with Somali Pirates

[Jdam8139]

Umm you do realize this isn't a US sub right? If you would've read the description on the video you took this form, you would know that its a Dutch sub.

[Thunderchicken1997]

And the tactic was...??? Blow the pipes and do what?

[mrsmelzbad]

Obongo & the anti -christ Clinton couldnt poor piss outa rubber boot if the instructions where on the heel.

[60pedrolivecom]

Thats a good idea.Just ram their boats with that thing.

[bitloman1]

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[daCanadainCanuck]

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[orriblebob]

What has Somalia ever given the world (apart from Pirates)?

[atr222]

@orriblebob Well the answer is: Very very much

Problems.

Jesus, we've got tons of somalians here in Finland, what the hell? All they do is rob other people and rape.

Besides, how fucking retarded it is to have Somalians in FInland?

[orriblebob]

@atr222 We have them in London.

Send them back to Somalia, they are of no use to anyone!

[skyrainbowpony]

@atr222 lol why are somalians in finland?

[atr222]

@skyrainbowpony Well that's a damn good question my friend.

[skyrainbowpony]

@atr222 ha probably some type of money laundering or crime thing. i mean dont get me wrong finland seems really cool, but yeah.

[atr222]

@skyrainbowpony Well it sure is a crime thing if you count rapes and assaults in. lol.

Its our government's fucked up idea to help every single poor people in the world, leading to total breakdown of our own economical system.

[michaelsterling28]

@atr222

u mean niggers, we have them in the US, and thats all they do too.

[MrGrevy]

@atr222 Aww poor sheltered white man can't handle diversity. Bet you're the first one to push that nonsense on the rest of the world.

[atr222]

@MrGrevy Lol no Asian refugees and immigrants from other western countries are fine because they don't act like pigs. Somalians do. Admit it, they're thrash, they do nothing but harm other people and they are too fucking stupid to rebuild their own country.

Hell they can't contribute to our civiliced society.

[SuperAshai]

@atr222 that's a pig igorant view to have. I know of good somali doctors working in British hospitals. They can and do contribute, you just haven't witnessed it.

[atr222]

@SuperAshai Look, you wouldn't buy 10 apples if you knew from experience that 90% of those apples are usually bad. People from some cultures generally behave worse than others, that fact cannot be denied unless you're blind or brainwashed.

A great way to see how civilized a culture is,is to observe how they treat women.

[SuperAshai]

@atr222 what a stupid analogy, comparing people to apples. Do you really think people are like commodities, to be ordered by superiors no matter what. For all you brainless honky boys who think Somalians are shit. Stop judging people based on what you see on TV or what your papy told you. A simple search on wiki reveals how rich Somali culture is, and how they have influenced western societies.

[atr222]

@SuperAshai Haha, so you tell me not to judge people based on TV and tell me to learn the truth from the fucking wikipedia instead? You're stupid. I judge people based on what I've seen with my own eyes. Or what my friends have told me. Those are the only things one can trust and those are the things that I base my opinions on.

Can you please tell me how Somali cultures have infulenced western societies in a good way? Oh and don't include rapes and assaults because I know about them already.

[SuperAshai]

@atr222 There are many Somalians in Britain as well, but this is the 21st century and people migrate. Get used ti multicultural cities people, it's the future. Somalis in Britian are generally well-manered.

[soccerpettit]

@atr222 Dude, you just said that all Somalians do in Finland is rob other people and rape. That's just blatantly racist. And what's wrong with having Somalians in Finland? Aren't people allowed to immigrate? Get out of their 3rd world lawless hellhole and succeed for themselves and their children?

[atr222]

@soccerpettit Well you're right I shouldn't have gone so far but it is true that they don't contribute to our society enough. Also I've seen some official statistics about rape and sexual crimes and Somali (and Afgan and Iraq) people really do alot of those crimes and well, I hate rapists. It is a fact that people from certain countries do more crimes than people from, say, western countries.

[atr222]

@atr222 And in my opinion Somali people should stay in their own country because people who who immigrate are often the strongest and healthiest males, the people that the country needs to get on its feet. Immigration does not solve any problems if you think about it. Check this video out: /watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE It's a great practical way to show how stupid it is to think that immigration would, in the end, be good for anyone.

[soccerpettit]

@atr222 Thanks man, I appreaciate it. And if those statistics exist, I guess you have something of a point, there.

[53moreHP]

@atr222 Why did you back down when you are right? It's his attitude that's fucking up the West big time. Nobody has to take in scum into their own countries in the name of diversity. Diversity will always destroy.

[53moreHP]

@atr222 “With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."

[punosification]

@atr222 sweden has the same problem. somalians are the stupidest/ugliest people in the world. let them rot in somalia, don't bring them to civilized european countries where they will only cause problems.

[dennislions1]

i think they should attact a hull of a small saling boat to the top of there sub and wait for the attack then surface ;) just a thoght

[SilverStar612]

This video has a sith lightsaber. 

[mamertomiclat06]

better nuke those somali pirates

[ARQUITECTONIKA]

PUTAS MAMADAS QUE SUBIO EL PENDEJO ESTE.....

[Heinekeem]

Is.. is.. is the sea having an erection?

[DeVizardofOZ]

Amazing, that the community of all nations with their military might cannot stop piracy...

[madisonelectronic]

@DeVizardofOZ They are scared to kill niggers.

[KaoskrewPB]

Sees an interesting looking video on the right.

Clicks it.

Looks down at all the dislikes.

Clicks dislike and its on to the next one

[Lowtryx]

@KaoskrewPB Just like I did with your bland attempt at top comment.

[KaoskrewPB]

@Lowtryx why so mad bro? Looking for a top comment? You failed.

[rbxtreme96]

@KaoskrewPB next time, use a different comeback than the one you just got owned by



[KaoskrewPB]

@rbxtreme96 Hey look another kid looking for top comment

[rbxtreme96]

@KaoskrewPB once again, point proven

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[Iriatv]

Ya the new nuclear warheads launch so fast they are naked to the human eye!

[857frank]

The problem might escalate, imagine a somalian submarine drawing alongside a commercial submarine 100m below the surface and a diver knocking on the window with a gun. Think before implementing these radical ideas.

[dsi1902]

@857frank if you think like that, you will do nothing, this is the problem with some people, they are dead scared of conflict, they will give in to the demands of the aggressor, I believe if a burglar comes to your home you will hand over everything without any resistance and not even call the cops later of fear.

[LoganHarms]

@857frank Erh?? "Somalian Submarine?" Their "boats" barely are seaworthy. What makes you think they have a sub? Next question: What is a "commercial submarine"?

Subs are very complicated. Very expensive. And very small. Hence they're not used for commerce.

[857frank]

@LoganHarms They should have enough money by now for submarines further up the chain of command, only recruits go out in dodgy boats.

Triton Submarines do commercial craft but as you say, they're small and very expensive. Only Somalian families on benefits in the UK will be able to afford them.

[ping2lo]

to dump our spent uranium off the coast of somalia?

[AdeptPrime]

Let the fleet go open season on those pirates. China does it and every pirate in the region are running scared...

[bobwatters]

@AdeptPrime thats what i dont understand. by being pirates they are basicly declaring war. worse than that they are declaring war on civilians to me that means that the military should be able to fire at will on any ship known to be pirates.

[btormond]

Just do a Captain Nemo. Ram the crap out of them after you outfit the sub with a large, curved steak knife..... table for one? :-) Think of the physics.... the mass of the sub times the velocity against plywood.... quite simple.

[jubjud13]

i say just ram them with the submerine same ammo

[panguins1337]

@unnoon How do pirates not threaten the country? These people are killing American ciitizens, dutch citizens, Chinese citizens, etc... They're also hurting the economy by hijacking the ships and demanding ransoms. How would you feel if you had an American clothing company and you paid 2 million usd

[dogerman11]

y not just send a dingy with sum peole with rpgs on it?

[refinedfriend]

honestly, just ram the ships into their pitiful boats, it's not like an AK can hurt heavy steel ship armor.

[minecraftluva21]

lol SUPRISE BUTT SEX

[mrsemocrow]

Why dosent china fuckin help! Jeezo sitting wae there fingers up there arse wen they huv aw the military equipment tae get rid of pirates!

[TheAppleSlayers]

This is a copy of a Dutch video showing a Dutch Submarine popping up ....

[maglover728]

"Obama and Hillary have sorted out how to deal with a pirate threat now that submarines are at their disposal." And how is that?

[kanethelos]

How to fight pirates... duh... use rail guns to launch compacted trash at them... im just sayin... Imagine the face of the pirate that get's blasted with a loaded diaper? But seriously...

[nowstick]

gay

[SMGJohn]

Why not just do as the Russians, send a boat loaded with 40 year old crap and just waste it on the pirates.

[Vietboy1st]

is that a whale lol..

[ssnsailor]

Not a US sub.  Try again...

[HellsHurricane1]

lol *sub surfaces in front of pirate ship* peekaboo :3

[m4ckerl3y]

surface when the pirates are on top of you. VERY LOGICAL! great idea. i need to send that to national defense, the president, and every other department!

[B1ggyL1ttle]

USN: What was that you say?

Somali Pirates: the ship just blew out of the water

USN: well you should learn to take better care of you ships, you no maintenance is a lot of work

[ewmegoolies]

I disliked my own video, is that normal?

[theSunamer]

@ewmegoolies that's what i call - unbiased approach! ;)

[TheFanta913]

@ewmegoolies Ahahahaah that made me laugh

[Elsaypas]

@ewmegoolies yes cuz it suck, i mean really sucks

[MrPCrepairman]

@ewmegoolies well you'l got your self a Light-sable now pity its a red one

[Konquistadoren]

@ewmegoolies lol. I liked it for the music

[JLXZ83]

@ewmegoolies

I would just go in fuckin guns blazin. Minigun that is, fixes prpblems quikly and fun ;)

[SoCxXerXceS]

@ewmegoolies lmfao

[MarcoTUV]

nah is not to deal with pirates; is to serve and protect Israel interests...

[flyingbuttmonkey21]

I say fly over them with helicopters, and drop concrete bricks ate their boat to smash a whole and they sink. besides, they cant swim any how so let the sea kill them and it would be cheap for us.

[QuickSilverRaccoon]

@flyingbuttmonkey21 your comment made me LOL

[SuperBomber01]

@flyingbuttmonkey21 Hmm, large sacks with concrete bricks oughta not be bad XD. Though the threat of RPGs is another thing....

[ZenUp]

All that equipment is very impresive, surely, but it's incapable of fulfillng it's real mission. Searching pirates in the vast expanse of sea that is the Indian ocean from Socotra to the Maldives to Madagascar with ships like this is like trying to find your car keys whle looking through a toilet paper roll on a football field. To really solve the Somalian piracy problem you have to look ashore in Somalia for a solution. The action in this video only shows you don't need a canon to kill a fly.

[HapTrap99]

hillary is an idiot and why is it up to her and obama?

[mybluebelly]

What is the difference between a pirate and a terrorist? You tell me!

[RoudyRaccoon]

Step 1. Rise out of water under pirates

Step 2. Now that their row boat is on top of your sub, carry it back to shore

Step 3. Mission complete.

[KrazyKommieKiller]

Aren't submarines kinda useless against a bunch of guys driving around in fishing boats with AK's?

[TheRobloxStar]

SURPRISE COCKFAGS

[creccy]

So a submarine ?i take it you would use a sledge hammer to crack open a boiled egg ??? do not be a ass a sub against pirates in bath tubs lol

[mrsmelzbad]

hillary & Obongo couldnt find there ass with both hands,..... 

[MrMelon49]

@mrsmelzbad hillary & Obongo couldnt find there ass with both hands,..... a road map, a flashlight, GPS, and patient instruction by a special ed teacher. They occupy positions they are so thoroughly unqualified to execute, particularly the latter, I wish it were merely depressing.

[proaudiohd]

dumb video.

[NASA13HAMMERFIST]

stupid, there not going to use these on stupid pirates.

[animalnt]

underwater dildo, video is fucking gay

[crispycritterz]

Screw the heavy metal. We need long range patrol boats.... like the PT boats of the World Wars. They're fast, have long range and have the firepower.

[cochranexyz]

A sub isn't a good match for a pirate craft.

[LarryH54]

Unless the US is planning on wasting $894,000 torpedoes to sink a $15,000 pirate ship, the submarine is probably not the most logical response to Somali rowboats...

[ewmegoolies]

@LarryH54 Subs can launch seals in rubber boats now, and the hardware is already bought (with a loan from China) why not get up in their guts with the muzzle of a gun.

[LarryH54]

@ewmegoolies I agree they CAN do it, I just wonder about the asymmetric nature of the response. Illogical...illogical... norman please coordinate.......

[molongo0]

@ewmegoolies loan from China... poor guys never gonna get that money back lmao

[MrUrmother22]

@ewmegoolies wasting good lives on dumb ass wanna be pirates!!!! we could use these trained killin machines on better things then sorry but.... niggers!!!

[Insert1name1here]

@ewmegoolies I have a better solution. Ramming speed!

[Minuteman1969]

@ewmegoolies Yep, a boatload of SEALS + 1000 rds .308 = boatload of dead Somali pirates. Problem fixed.

Actually, I'd love to be a shipboard defense specialist, kill me some pirates but the numbnut insurance companies that insure the commercial traffic on the oceans all pay out to the pirates like a cheap whore puts out. If they'd stop charging higher premiums for armed anti-piracy defense, I'd have a new job and I'd go to Red Jacket and get me some heavy firepower then put to sea!

[Battleship009]

Or if it doesn't damage the sub ram it.

[originaldriver]

@Battleship009 I was just thinking the same thing.

[TheAceofOcea]

@ewmegoolies or why not just surface and shoot with a few guns ? DUH :)

[arkanox111]

@ewmegoolies How about a new safari for the 21st century... Private gunboats made to look like luxury yachts vs Somali pirates? The pirates would probably run from a warship but would probably attack what they think is a luxury yacht but is in fact an armored gunboat.

[LarryH54]

@arkanox111 Oh, I LIKE the way you think!!! Pirate Safaris! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's head for me! (mounted and stuffed, of course!)

[notar3alacc0unt]

@ewmegoolies ships can also launch marines, and i think pirates are a lot less likely to fire on marines with 20 mm guns pointed at them...

[BeatSkeetRetreat]

@ewmegoolies theres mutliple 50 cals mounted on those, cruise missiles, torpedos, and can deploy zodiacs(what u call rubber boats lol). its the United States brah...we have subs rolling around with fucking nuclear warheads. get up in their guts with the muzzle of a gun? what do you think the seals are doing when they ''launch in rubber boats''. they wont even have to do that though. i think they should just surface directly underneath them, tip over thier cute little boat, then re-submerge lol

[ALANLEEY]

@LarryH54 lol good to know

[GholaTlx]

@LarryH54

Bah, money is not a problem when it comes to killing, bullying, stuff like that. They spent and are spending billions with the military. Probably because if they would not , the same military would come after your sorry arses, instead of dealing with...offshore threats :P

[trzcinarowice]

@LarryH54 Instead pirates are taken to court.

[neosailor]

@LarryH54 yeah I don't hink that would be smart use of a nuke sub, unless of course I'm on a sailboat under attack and making a desperate distress call.

[oodnac]

@LarryH54 I suspect a quick drive by would do the job equally as well. Not quite the photo op but it would be cheap.

[LarryH54]

@oodnac Eh. One thing nuclear submarines are NOT is cheap.

[AndyThaBoss92]

@LarryH54 i think its more of a scare tactic,

if i was boarding a ship and i see a sub surfacing id get the fuck out of there

[HaloPokemon5Master]

@LarryH54 Nah, raise up right beneath the fuckers. Smash their pitiful boat to bits.

[bullmeatt]

@LarryH54 the amount of ammunition they use in training you'd think using a few rounds on a live target would be perfect for helping the men to be prepared for combat. While at the same time doing a favour for us all. Ridding of some pirates that we will have to feed.

[LarryH54]

@bullmeatt Good point. But I still like the PT boat idea better.

[unnoon]

@LarryH54

Funny how the US is spending money on thing that don't threaten their own country.

[LarryH54]

@unnoon True. We spend WAY too much on the Middle East, Germany, Japan, and other places that we maintain more out of habit than sense. But piracy threatens American merchant ship crews just as much as any other nationality. Not to mention the price increases due to insurance and ransom costs. The American People ultimately pay for that you know.

[UNDERRATEDMCS]

@LarryH54 m60?

[LarryH54]

@UNDERRATEDMCS Sure, why not?!

[MsDeon1985]

jip, but more like $5000 pirate ships

[hau5musikfan]

i think the russians answer was better

[MisterLEM0NS]

That would be friggen funny. A fletcher rises and says over the megaphone "HELLLOOOOOOO!" or "SUPPRISE!"

[98RamMagnum]

@MisterLEM0NS Wtf is a fletcher?

[MisterLEM0NS]

@98RamMagnum Thought it was a nuclear sub but apearently its a destroyer. Replace fletcher with 'SSN'...

[DeltaReconnaissance]

@MisterLEM0NS Why is our boat flying??? lol

[xekul]

@MisterLEM0NS SURPRISE, COCK-FAGS!

[MrPomdownunder]

Maybe now that the US are pulling out of Iraq they could deploy more men to here.

Non-existent weopons -versus- Very real pirates Thank God I never experienced piracy during about 5 years merchant marine...they need protection !!

[LarryH54]

@MrPomdownunder I really don't understand why merchant ships don't carry small arms and rpg's just in case. It would solve the piracy problem in a heartbeat.

[MrPomdownunder]

@LarryH54 I'm an engineer not a soldier.....I've only shot kangaroos....

[Anakinsky99]

hi

[TheRavenReviews]

I TAKE THIS GUN AND BLOW THE FUCK OUTTA THEM!!! :3

[PatoWiNNERS]

@TheRavenReviews the problem that if they kill you with their ak47 you will not respawn again..

[TheRavenReviews]

@PatoWiNNERS hehe i know i was quoting a guy in grand theft awesome :3

[bradknightable]

here my tactic blow them out of the water with those 50mm cannons they have ant the navy ships simple and effective

[crypter27]

Submarine Pirates

[asianiinvasion]

@crypter27 lol

[crypter27]

@asianiinvasion hahaha