113-year-old legendary martial arts master's strong voice (part 2)

[iGeeklander]

he is just one step of showing us how to do the Kamehameha. he thinks the mankind is not ready yet.

[aislaith]

someone translate please...

[gansterlicous]

what the hell he looked 60-70 r-i-p wise one.

[hellotoeverone]

0:46 "nigga we were just bout to buy sush"

[wszqsyt9]

吕紫剑的事情年代过于久远，没有影音记录作为证据，因为那时候录­音机都没有。无法佐证

[MusicOfKeng]

Where's his Turtle, Where's Goku, Where is Krillin...

[sdimilus]

It would be friggin super-sweet-dope-awesome...if I could get a mother-lovin translation! How bout it?

[robbtrix1]

mr miyagi :O

[gladitsnotme]

This guy is NOT 113, I can't believe he's going around lying to everybody like this!

[conscarcdr]

Sorry, but he is fake. I read some of the anecdotes, they sound like Chuck Norris facts.

[givingheadtothedead]

He's a true Dovakin Greybeard!!!!

[ScreamBloodyGwar]

Using transcribed audio unveils his wisdom :P

[RUL1S88]

0:49 - Nigger, we were just about to buy sushi.

[moesaf]

@RUL1S88 hahahahahahahahaha funniest thing i ev ever read!!!!!!!! awesome!!! lol

[turkmuslim4ever]

this man can slice a dragon in to sushi with his barehands telekenises stuff he can probably turn in to smoke and tornado kick you from here to the moon

[Sonics777]

@turkmuslim4ever LOL.

[Nayoss93]

Not 113 90 Maximum

[1991Cuka]

0:50 nigga we were jazz about to buy sushi LoL

[teamsuperNova100]

1:34 baby powder

[SunnivaHL]

press 7 XD

[kr33p3rKILLER]

EVERYONE LOOK ITS MASTER ROSHI!!!!

[Hobiz420]

@kr33p3rKILLER i knew it was master roshi shit! he just lost his shell!

[DanielVonPalota]

He must be tough as hell...

[NIGGRANBPL]

respect from europen civilisation

[DemonofAir]

Master Roshi?

[james7167]

i lent him 70 dollars 90 yrs ago its no use givin it back to me now im fuckin dead

[BlackOpsSeeker]

Hold 8 for Grand Master DJ!

[starscream878]

ok HOW IN THE FUCKIN HELL CAN HE BE 113 YRS OLD AND MOVE LIKE THAT??

[sidney3808]

He's so generic.

[SteZooNeR]

113 ? haha, They say noah was 950 lOl

[stevens2404]

japse



[atilla66pika]

arch locj scheiß opa

[TheObviousTruths]

@atilla66pika ich verstehe nicht?

[briangpratt]

I have no idea what he is saying, but this guy is cool! Wow. I hope I can be in that good shape at his age God willing.

[lildon88]

113 yrs old?! fo real? can someone make with subtitle haha c'mon hoho

[Chuckalakala]

Confucius say... 

[akechi419]

Thats the old man from big trouble in little china, I thought kurt russell killed him already.

[RUL1S88]

0:49 - Nigger, we were just about to buy sushi.

[Callecutta]

@RUL1S88

Oh God I laughed so fucking hard

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88 Again?

[RUL1S88]

@Sonics777

Yes.

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88 lol

[80swrestling]

Subtitles would have been nice.Just saying.

[hbkhhhhbbbbkkkk]

1:16 HORNY

[cangu1975]

incredible how vital he looks men !!! so healthy life !!!

[Bmarely1]

damn hes so old he almost looks white!

[mwillblade]

I do not believe this man is 113 .

[JusFeel1]

1:16 me horny

[teamsuperNova100]

@JusFeel1 SO TRUE 

[cjguy30]

Translated : I just farted out dust fron 1922:

[MyROUEN]

四川话

[rapapano]

man 113 years old . I start to eat rice and sushi and talk like he toun chan chen chi do shin kan pa,and watch more bruce lee and karate kid :D

[ZeelofTheMarty]

@rapapano sushi is japanese dont insult this guy ....he his chinese

[ZeelofTheMarty]

@ZeelofTheMarty is*

[MegaAnime94]

wang from tekken in real life explaining to his niggas that he was about to buy some sushi.

[RapidSpark]

0:50 Nigger, we were just about to buy sushi.



[unknowngiver]

Press 5 to see him jerk off a GIANT cock press 7 to see him jerk off a ninja

[jhon7416]

luzijian is a strong old Men!! Excellent!! really strong.

[JihadBunnydick]

Wang making his announcement for Tekken 7..

[StrawberryEyes0]

lol the add that came up "body building on blue ray" lol

[1kevintjuh]

pres 6 for a rapper lol

[AsianBoyz3]

1:09 you can hear his bones crack.

(If your the type that laughs at jokes then you'll get it, but if your an up tight bastard then LULZ on you :P.)

[crazygeo81]

HOLY SHIT !? LO PAN IS REAL !?!!?  Check out the movie " Big Trouble in Little China !"

[BlackOpsSeeker]

Hold 8 for Chinese dj 

[182guns]

is... is that a greybeard?

[TheItalianFun]

Fus ro dah!!

[foreman415]

Mr. Miyagi -,-

[MrKrayyon]

repeatedly press 7..

[teamsuperNova100]

@MrKrayyon THATS WHAT MAKES HIM HORNY XD

[TheAznMunky]

...... FUS RO DAH

[KayinMoon]

Cool video...brb gotta learn Chinese.

[korndogg2004]

I need a English translation lol

[SrFulanoTal]

Yoda

[odiouspariah]

Gouken's age is showing...

[SirGummiBear]

He's so legendary he can use the force to decapitate you.

[Stormchaserda18th]

0:49 Nigga we were just about to buy sushi

1:14 She she me me horny

Lol I'm just kidding don't hate

[000revelation000]

@Stormchaserda18th 0:49 bwahahaha thats great that you noticed that shit hehehe

[superfreakinawesome8]

@Stormchaserda18th LMFAO XD you have topcomment btw

[davidsosebee]

@Stormchaserda18th Greatest comment ever.

[BlindAstronaut]

@Stormchaserda18th HAHAHA! Great

[calimero902]

@Stormchaserda18th We were just about to buy sushi :DD Oh you are my hero, you made my week xD

[cynn83]

@Stormchaserda18th OMG i loved this u made me watch it again so i could say it with him...lmao!!!!!

[bblaufuss]

BUT, Is he smarter than a 5th grader?

[ZorroTomas94]

Hahahahahah, SKYRIM jokes, ofc

[sroka227]

0:40 Chinese fus ro dah

[TheCobraPliskin]

OMG its Master Roshi!!!

[DORC101]

@TheCobraPliskin ahaha lmao

[angioyt]

Documents!

[RobertsDigital]

113 years old ane he is stronger than a 17 year old.....How did he do it?

[makakshak]

@RobertsDigital Asian level : 9999

[JapaneseChirashi]

@RobertsDigital 70+ years of training?

[kalphitekil]

@RobertsDigital By not living in America

[miyor123]

1:08 is when he breaks his bones

and 1:15 ME ME HORNY

[TheBi0Mistake]

This guy is better than the Greybeards he's a whitebeard.

[gbvoul]

pei mei

[Xalxitz]

Japanese martial arts master are more powerful.

[AzDuneRider]

ok how did i get here? i was looking at supercross videos!

[PyroPlayer13]

Arangeir?

[RUL1S88]

0:49 - Nigger, we were just about to buy sushi.

[AboveElevated]

@RUL1S88 LMAO

[SilentJayy]

@RUL1S88 that needs to be top comment right now

[StrangerDubstep]

@RUL1S88 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Stupitname]

@RUL1S88 LOLOLOL

[MrGreatnessisme]

@RUL1S88 this made me fall off of my chair

[backatchalol]

@RUL1S88 LOL

[myungskywalker]

@RUL1S88 LMFAO



[plussthecouch]

@RUL1S88

He's Chinese, Nigger!

[wavegun2000]

if i was to ever think the word fus or ro or dah much less all three everyone would kill my enemies for me

[Quex01]

He looks like healthy 70 year old.

[vide0gameCaster]

He can kick a UFC fighter ass any fucking TIME.

[Garena196]

113 my ass

[weaselxx]

its master roshi!

[tommyk1347]

Damn, I wish I have that kind of lung capacity and voice when I hit old age.

[dalotel]

I bet he laid a lot of railroad track in his day.

[AniFriends]

I wish I could be vigorous as that at 113. All I can look forward to in America is cancer or Alzheimer's. Assume I don't die of a heart attack at 40.

[779LR]

I bet he can still kick Chuck Norris's ass

[master4953]

what is that sound bruh 0:55



[d3dma1n]

In their tongue.. hes dovahkiin! FUS RO DAH!

[PhazonElitist]

This is extremely impressive shape for a 113-year-old.

[cleofastro]

Que dijo ?

[NakedSnake1807]

Your soul is mine liu kang!

[IamAlwaysRight]

He is.... ASIAN Dovahkiin!

[Sonics777]

0:49 We were just about to buy sushi.Ooh me sorry. Sorry nigus. Jam Bad War Saw. PAM BAM in da war saw.Kanokada shoe yee ge shound. Ey, Armay Yusuf Baban Pizza pies.Ee, Jimela nigae you punga. Uh theres.. Utah.There is a summer Ed. that changes all I buy visa.Cheche meme nay hornay

[RUL1S88]

@Sonics777

lol pwned! I got more thumbs up than you did. Cry more asshole.

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88 Hey Ignorant!!! Guess what! I dont give a flying FUCK whether or not i got top comment, and it is specifically people like YOU who do. Its not a contest. Go cry your heart out you Dick

[noob2321313131]

@Sonics777 lol he got more thumbs up than you because you went full retard. nobody wants to read your pathetic interpretation of what this guy is saying. thats why he got twice as many thumbs up in almost half the time. stupid little crying faggot.

[Sonics777]

@noob2321313131 Another Ignorant? How many times must i state it? i don't give a crap about top comments.. loll. Damn, lay off.. i posted what i posted, and that's that. I care not for your worthless thoughts or interpretations. You need to learn your reading skills buddy! I got 24 thumbs up and he got 51.. um.. so? what? is everyone supposed to drop everything they're fucking doing and cry? I'll say it again for anyone else: I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT! IM HAPPY FOR RUL188 SO LAY OF

[noob2321313131]

@Sonics777 i stopped reading after "? How" but nice ragereply anyway.

[RUL1S88]

@Sonics777

You rage - you lose!

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88

The more you talk- the more you fail!

[RUL1S88]

@Sonics777

I don't care because I'm a troll. All what matters is that I've wasted your time by making you reply to my comments while you rage xDDD Omfg you're just so easy to mess with. Btw you say that you don't care about top comments just because I took yours!! You'd probably laugh at me if you had a top comments and I don't.

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88 Uhh.. Ok.. gues theres no point arguing with stupids..

[RUL1S88]

@Sonics777

NO U

[Sonics777]

@RUL1S88 It happened already dude. Lol, someone came up with that fus ro dah thing, and still i stayed quiet. If i'm not mistaken, you posted it. Forgive me if wrong,

[noob2321313131]

@Sonics777 Look at this worthless faggot still crying about how lame and sad his comment was

[kamikaze8625]

@Sonics777 OLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!@@@

[IsaaxTeddy]

can he take a bullet?

[khmerbraveheart]

This guy.. its easy to say. if you spoke to this guy. he'll be like "yes, i was there when the titanic sunk, i was there when"..

[AMANOTAVANTA]

HE SAIS : I URGENTLY NEED MONEY ,BUT NONE COME MY WAY AND NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME !

[zymo08]

he looks like just a 80+

[5drienmex]

Master Roshy

[AdminTheKing]

i mean..coooome ooooooon....cant we find a damn true Ninjutsu anywhere??

[crunchymunchyblue]

Just because of the title. All I hear from him is Kung Pow Chicken.

[kermitdfrogz]

I'd kick his ass.

[DeewrayKing]

o yea, just incase you didnt notice, hes not 113, 70, 80 tops!!

[VersionBest]

At least he's styles. 

[kabadayi333]

press 4 : i've a period

[guitarguywazhere]

I'm thinking about Greybeards now.

[sedgie09]

@guitarguywazhere I'm more thinking of the 3rdHokage

[wwolfc]

wow, I want his wisdom, even though I don't understand anything he says..

[bachirchina]

WAAAAAWW



[Tale2261]

When I saw 'strong voice' i was sure he was gonna fus ro dah or something

[AdminTheKing]

@Tale2261 ahahhahahaha fuck you man i wanted to write that comment too aaaaaaaaahahahahah yeah i thought that too...i said:omfg he will do Fus Ro Dah and he will blow up his birthday candles and after he will be 113 years old he will die from heart attack due to his strong fus ro dah ROFL!!!!

[JTeeProductions]

@Tale2261 Who do you think they cast for the voice of the greybeards?

[Indirectcell]

@Tale2261 he would, but he took an arrow to the knee and is now unable :(

[MoleDownunder]

Legendary!



[maxlen234]

wtf he seems to me that he still beats ppl up

[TexasMILFhunter1]

0:49 - 0:54 Nigga, we was just about to buy sushi LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zebnat]

>113 years old

fucking respect.

[AbduCola]

911 likes? Flagged, you guys are insensitive bastards who dont care for those lives lost that day. You're all terrorists

[Sonics777]

@AbduCola huh?

[DeLincVenT]

well done master