my dog was a ninja she jumped on the roof just for my football NINJA then she was brutaly murdered via the "Animal Control" shot twice to the brain she bled to death
Hey man I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of your vids and you have inspired me to make my own web series so thanks, and the rest of you can check out on my channel and give me some feedback good or bad :)
@GuitarFreak520 Agreed. This early stuff is awesome, but the stare sucks. Unfortunately, as I wrote to him, I've seen the pattern before. I call it, "YouTube Partner Sellout Syndrome."
If a cure is not found soon, I predict that YTPSS could end up becoming a pandemic, and claim many more victims than just the Ninja.
@LegoFelix cats are already ninjas :/ face it, they leap from the equivalent of a 4 story house easily without any harm, they are silent and if you are in a dark room, they are invisible too and their speed? and i swear i saw my cat phase through a wall into the garden :o
"...so places that used to be private moments or closed door situations, well they're now gonna have one more cold nose and a little bit more panting." rofl 8D
My caninja watched this with me. It tried to kill me. /\_/\ Obviously it didn't work because I'm typing this. But, uh. She's not dead. My ninja dog is okay. (DON'T SUE MEH P.E.T.A!!!)
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i think this episode is the one that was kinda the turning point to the funniest ninja. like 1 - 10 we're good but from here on he is the greatest. :) anyone agree?
holy shit where does he get this from!? ahahaha dog master of disguise turns out to be the guys girlfriend lmao man i cant help but laugh everytime i see this guys vids
I dont think i can teach my corgi ninja hiper speed, her legs are like a inch : O
randomlyrandom5000 2 months ago
scooby-death lmaooooooooo
sdkxxx111 2 months ago
No wonder she liked doggy style....huh
Hobbitchoker 2 months ago
'And that was a poodle!'
TroubleLogging 3 months ago in playlist Season AANQ
"woof woof woof woof!"
bagonuts28 3 months ago
74 people just got owned by a ninja
grandslam49 3 months ago
77 people dated their dogs without knowing it
iceypopsicle 3 months ago
I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of watching these videos after a Fructis Dandruff commercial...
FieldswordShinobi 4 months ago
tobuscus in commercial
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theNinjApocalypse 5 months ago
my dog was a ninja she jumped on the roof just for my football NINJA then she was brutaly murdered via the "Animal Control" shot twice to the brain she bled to death
evilanakie 6 months ago
Kaninjas? I thought they were called ninken...
TheUnproffesional 6 months ago
"thatll mess you up"
williamq19 6 months ago
"and he'll probably eat your head" XD
williamq19 6 months ago
awsome hey are you asian jkjkjkjkjkjkjk.
TheFannyhuang 7 months ago
73 people tried to find kninja girlfriends on Dr.Phil
ShadowGricken 7 months ago
"and that was a poodle"
dEkz0nE 7 months ago
*sarcasm*
GLaDOS84 7 months ago
You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club why Scooby-Death is sticking halfway through your front door.
ROTFL!!!
phoenix0pheather 9 months ago
you sound like a cross between Ben Stiller from Dodgeball and Raphael the TMNT.
thawkins5 10 months ago
:o my dog always disappears 4 like hrs and than turns up randomly...maybe he is a kninja
ultimatebatgirl 11 months ago 4
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XxServalcat24xX 1 year ago 15
@XxServalcat24xX good observation dumb as
DKSlayer7 11 months ago
@XxServalcat24xX they're probably samurais
Sherylyuki 2 months ago
Gotta love classic Youtube vids.
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midprod 1 year ago
71 people where ninjas and they didnt want ninjas to get out
keoneon1 1 year ago
Here's another sock to the brainium!
pocketsearch 1 year ago
Shirukening your responsibility seems like a big part of your life :D
disposableteenager 1 year ago
thumbs up for the dog/girlfriend joke
yeaps300 1 year ago
akamaru hehhee
winterclyde214 1 year ago
"Benja"
"Scooby Death"
"Rin Tin Tin-jas"
LOL!
Nilyentaraka 1 year ago
LMFAO Rin Tin Tin-jas XD
rukukitsune 1 year ago
ROFL
petrus4 1 year ago
I wish this guy would stop doing the stare. i'm losing respect :/
GuitarFreak520 1 year ago
@GuitarFreak520 Agreed. This early stuff is awesome, but the stare sucks. Unfortunately, as I wrote to him, I've seen the pattern before. I call it, "YouTube Partner Sellout Syndrome."
If a cure is not found soon, I predict that YTPSS could end up becoming a pandemic, and claim many more victims than just the Ninja.
petrus4 1 year ago 3
You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club, why Scooby Death is stuck halfway through the front door
ganjaninja23 1 year ago
"3 years later, he found out his long time girlfriend was his dog...that will mess ya up..talk about counseling" xD oh my gawd!!
only4fuzzy1 1 year ago
70 souls in hell got killed by a Caninja
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ashlyni77 1 year ago
"3 years later, he found out his long time girlfriend was his dog!" XD
TheExveemon 1 year ago 9
Ahaha "A little more panting..." xD ♥
BellaEvolution 1 year ago 3
no they are called ninja dogs
AwsomeMystery 1 year ago
HERES ANOTHER SOCK TO THE FACE!
TheMrMIsha 1 year ago
how about a cat?
LegoFelix 1 year ago
@LegoFelix cats are already ninjas :/ face it, they leap from the equivalent of a 4 story house easily without any harm, they are silent and if you are in a dark room, they are invisible too and their speed? and i swear i saw my cat phase through a wall into the garden :o
metalheart666532 1 year ago 6
@metalheart666532
Other way around. It's ninjas that are pussies.
You hear that AskANinja? I called you a pussy. Say hello to SAMURAI.
I don't hide, I kill you infront of your face in broad daylight!
superhamzah85 1 year ago
scooby death =D
Kionsuu 1 year ago
and that was a poodle haha
RZTroiano 1 year ago 2
K-Ninjas: 'cause someone has to stop chasing the tail an actually get it!
kerozenimus 1 year ago
i have an easier answer...JUST GET A FLOPPY DOOR FOR THE DOG lol
ivanixo 1 year ago
kaninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hijacker1o1 1 year ago
lmfao that was a funny question
Zavier868 1 year ago
caninjas!
paulsoulier 1 year ago
lol 1:24 to 1:37 im rofling
ThomasDaDood 1 year ago 2
Three years later his long lost dog was his girlfriend. Lol
ShadowShinobiArts 1 year ago
Kaninjas hahaha awesome!!
caressmywiener 1 year ago
I Dont think youll find that one on Dr. Phil ^_^
Glyvenator 1 year ago 3
0:28 sarcasm looooooooool roofl i just cant stoop laughing so uch i cant we ven type properly
MultiYippee 1 year ago
"...so places that used to be private moments or closed door situations, well they're now gonna have one more cold nose and a little bit more panting." rofl 8D
animeflorescka 1 year ago
"That'll mess ya up."
SkylerFoster1 1 year ago
rin tin tinjas
kavieres 1 year ago
i thought he was a terrorist..cuz he looks like a terrorist...XD
frozenlicks 1 year ago
@frozenlicks i thought i would never say this but, what a yankee
MaztRPwn 1 year ago
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harleybeta 1 year ago
i now hate dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!
tigra2507 1 year ago
gay
foreveryoungboy123 1 year ago
Can you teach a minja to ride a kaninja?
JuggaloAurora 1 year ago
found out 3 years later that it was his girlfriend that will mess you up talk about counseling o my freekin gosh thats freekin hilarious
stormimormon 1 year ago
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bubbles12308912 1 year ago
My cat teleported into my room, and his crap disappears into his mouth, does that count.
ArgumentEnder 1 year ago
The great white ninja
Mckwaa 1 year ago
that was weird but cool = 3 XD
Meleefreak1 1 year ago
Unfunny.
Treyb3yond 1 year ago
"LAZINESS! Sure, That is what being a ninja is alll about!"
*Sarcasm*
Lol XD
Evilcookeh 1 year ago
You chiky bastard your halirious
hiverocker 1 year ago
My caninja watched this with me. It tried to kill me. /\_/\ Obviously it didn't work because I'm typing this. But, uh. She's not dead. My ninja dog is okay. (DON'T SUE MEH P.E.T.A!!!)
Falcon6998 1 year ago
lol I'd hate to have my dog be a master of disguise 0.0
spaidertyler 1 year ago
taught his dog how to be a master of disguise, dog ran away. rofl
Burningforyourlife 1 year ago
Your Kaninja looks forward to KILLING YOU SOON!
BlackHairedGoon 1 year ago
More cold noses and more panting lmao!
anceintsz 1 year ago 4
:28 "SARCASM" hahahaha
matthewcliftonvlogs 1 year ago
"Sarcasm" LMAO
Lupirio23 2 years ago
Scooby death. hahaha
PinguimMarco 2 years ago
scooby-death lol classic
BringMeTheOsiris 2 years ago
hey lassie looking hot today ... wait lassie?
wtf?
MarkHolgate 2 years ago
ANd that was just a POODLE !! xDDD
bilalrockx 2 years ago 6
who let the kaninjas out who who who
smurfatack 2 years ago 94
@smurfatack The kaninjas let themselves out. They just walked through the wall. No more close door situations. LOL
DionLaurent1 10 months ago
If a Caninja is bad, I wounder about a Cat Ninja O_O
XD
alexpark100 2 years ago
@alexpark100 my cat is already a murderer her being a ninja would be the end of all life (and world fish supplies)
Cortlen1211 2 years ago 4
cat's are ninjas.or ninja..whatever.
my cat is basically a blob,yet it still manages to bring in birds.
so it's a ninja,or it has some sort of AA gun out there that i can't find.
Vault101Reject 2 years ago 3
kaninja!
souperpoop 2 years ago
ROFL!!, after 3 years with his gf, finally finds out that was ur own dog :L
hope i dnt get a gf thats a dog >_>
DST654 2 years ago 5
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leoplourodon 2 years ago
CaNinjas!!! LOL
aSuperbadassninja 2 years ago
xDDDDDDDDDDD that´s sooo f*cking good !
yupiie 2 years ago
his long time girlfriend was actually his dog
COLLIjIjK 2 years ago 2
thats great
kalewiley11 2 years ago
YoUr CaNiNjA LoOkS FoRwArD To KiLlInG U SoON
WWEfanmanforever 2 years ago 2
Sarcasm XD
lapkine77 2 years ago 142
Scooby-Death oh god thats hilarious
CrazyPikachu7 2 years ago 5
i think this episode is the one that was kinda the turning point to the funniest ninja. like 1 - 10 we're good but from here on he is the greatest. :) anyone agree?
tma801 2 years ago
I actually have Ninja Cat and trust me not the smartest idea ever
Icecrusher1230 2 years ago 3
hahaha nice.
tma801 2 years ago
Ask a ninja = sweetness!!!!!!!!
"Sarcasm" lol
PandoraThePlatypus 2 years ago
"sarcasm". nice.
ch710 2 years ago
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KruNae 2 years ago
"Will have one more cold nose and a LOT more panting..." XD
Kagura95 2 years ago 5
I dont think you're gonna find that one on Dr. Phil!
hahahahaha XD
notthediscobandabba 2 years ago 2
"Scooby-Death" lol XD
Saungi 2 years ago 3
Sarcasm*
Music363636 2 years ago
Here's another SOCK to the Brainium!
Brilliant
Bladethepokefreak 2 years ago
sarcasm...
SephirothBurger 2 years ago
Sarcasm....
BrewKid95 2 years ago
Sarcasm...
DoomSprite236 2 years ago
i'm crying from laughter.
ej2project 2 years ago
Talk about counseling *lol*
brokenhomeproduction 2 years ago
SARCASM
cj3577 2 years ago
ROFL sarcasm xD
omgwtfbbqbacon 2 years ago
I want a ka-ninja
Internsanonymous 2 years ago 3
one more cold nose!! lol
n8speed1337 2 years ago
Hahahahaha
This is so fny
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like Dr. Phil?
Who let the ninjas out?
ExplodingTeddy 2 years ago 2
scooby death lulz
SiMpLeJuNkY 2 years ago
When you find your dog sticking halfway out the front door XD
Marksman18V 3 years ago
LOL ONE MORE COLD NOSE AND A LITTLE MORE PANTING.....WHO LET THE NINJAS OUT?!....now im just getting hacky
XD
PrinceSotark 3 years ago
one more cold nose and a little more panting
niiice =]
STEVEOwtf 3 years ago
): he never explained how to do it
he just listed the consecuenses....D':
ihearthorsesandelves 3 years ago
holy shit where does he get this from!? ahahaha dog master of disguise turns out to be the guys girlfriend lmao man i cant help but laugh everytime i see this guys vids
xsen196 3 years ago 5
hahahaahaaaaaa graet
jonthewolf 3 years ago 2
"...ripped his arms right out of his socket and that was a poodle" lol
xXRagingInfernoXx 3 years ago 3
This is the first video where he has full hand gloves with his outfit?
CantaloupeKingMusic 3 years ago 2
I don't think you'll find that on DR. Phil.
lol
08Hellboy 3 years ago 3
lol, now those private moments have one more cold nose and a lot more panting. lol...
warprodigy 3 years ago 3
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sarcasm......
lol.
yoyoyoeggsyo 3 years ago 4
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lmao question 11 at 11:11
kirbycloud88 3 years ago
who let the ninjas out LMFAO!!!
Flatvia 3 years ago
and that was a poodle
xsandohs 3 years ago
LOOL sarcazim... lmao
snipefast17 3 years ago 7
scooby death!lol
doubleagentmaster 3 years ago
Kaninja?
I guess we know the secret behind Mystery Inc
FarhanC99 3 years ago 4
Caninja.
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amandasprouse144 3 years ago
LMFAO KANINJA!
qwertyellas 3 years ago
I think this was one of the first videos of the Ask a Ninja that uses lots of special effects and camera changing.
ZodzMaverick 3 years ago
LMAO
'You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club why scooby-death is stickin' half way through your front door.'
Darien3214 3 years ago
sarcazim
NateDoggityDawg 3 years ago 4
Rin-tininja
needlermasta 3 years ago
omg i love random-ass people like mr.ninja man he is so funny!!!
zach345621 3 years ago 3
sarrcassmm
haxx0rzs 3 years ago 2
lolz
iloveramenandgaara 3 years ago
listen! sure! thats what being a ninja is all about!!! sarcasmmmmmmm
^^
whyidie1 3 years ago
i luv how he convine words to makea new one like caninjas or boobacabras
kavieres 3 years ago
hey ninja boy, do ninjas have holidays? If so, which ones do you celebrate?
ONILINKXMASTER 3 years ago
"Turns out his girlfriend was actually his dog. That'll mess you up. Talk about counseling. I don't think your gonna find that one on Dr. Phil."
Oh man I can't stop laughing! Brilliant!
XD
ShatteredExistance0 3 years ago
Kaninjas!?!?!!
1NinjaHobo1 3 years ago
who let the ninjas out!
Alzorthegreat 3 years ago
Scooby Dooby Death!
katamarisarinade 3 years ago
Ripped his arms right out of their sockets LMFAO
Broli123454321 3 years ago
hehe i hope i become a ninja added to favo
ActionInfection 3 years ago
thats why my ex-girlfriend is such a... xD haha
casperfiol2 3 years ago 2
I get it! Lol! xD
Beatorikusu 3 years ago
Whoops I meant to reply to someone. >_>
Beatorikusu 3 years ago
Talk about Councilling lool!
tsirhCsuseJ666 3 years ago
rin tin tinijas lmao!
spiketeen99 3 years ago
woah this is the first youtube that has made me laugh in like months
rejoycement 3 years ago
yuo hsould watch the pirates of the carabean askaninja - that one had me laughgin for days
yehkc00l 3 years ago
i saw it
rejoycement 3 years ago
kninjas classic
lol
ohnoitsmangofett 3 years ago
This is my favorite Ask A Ninja video so far. It's very funny.
ULTAMA9 3 years ago
you should watch the pirates of the carribean one
had me luaghihgn for days
yehkc00l 3 years ago
I have. It was funny, but I still like tis one more.
ULTAMA9 3 years ago
K-Ninjas r serious business =O
railgun569 3 years ago
/Sarcasm!
Kujirudo 3 years ago
Lmao at the pop up of him sayin sarcasm xD
lawl long time girl friend was his dog wtf xD
TylerDuhBomb 3 years ago
wow i gotta watch out that my boyfriend isn't a ninja dog! come on!
zairekrieger 3 years ago
I like to ninja moveit! Haha LOL Best one yet! I might send u a question!
ILikeHalo3Machinimas 3 years ago
hes got the funny skill!
ninjaguysvideos 3 years ago
I need one of those sarcasm pop-up guys.
ArtemisRampant 3 years ago
these vids rule!
He is the best ninja ever!
Slab123456 3 years ago
Lol "3 Years later he found out his girlfriend was his dog!"
"That can really mess you up."
DriftTrickster 3 years ago 4
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yammy06003 3 years ago