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  • I dont think i can teach my corgi ninja hiper speed, her legs are like a inch : O

  • scooby-death lmaooooooooo

  • No wonder she liked doggy style....huh

  • 'And that was a poodle!'

  • "woof woof woof woof!"

  • 74 people just got owned by a ninja

  • 77 people dated their dogs without knowing it

  • I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of watching these videos after a Fructis Dandruff commercial...

  • tobuscus in commercial

  • my dog was a ninja she jumped on the roof just for my football NINJA then she was brutaly murdered via the "Animal Control" shot twice to the brain she bled to death

  • Kaninjas? I thought they were called ninken...

  • "thatll mess you up"

  • "and he'll probably eat your head" XD

  • awsome hey are you asian jkjkjkjkjkjkjk.

  • 73 people tried to find kninja girlfriends on Dr.Phil

  • "and that was a poodle"

  • *sarcasm*

  • You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club why Scooby-Death is sticking halfway through your front door.

    ROTFL!!!

  • you sound like a cross between Ben Stiller from Dodgeball and Raphael the TMNT.

  • :o my dog always disappears 4 like hrs and than turns up randomly...maybe he is a kninja

  • 71 people disliked this video.

  • @XxServalcat24xX good observation dumb as

  • @XxServalcat24xX they're probably samurais

  • Gotta love classic Youtube vids.

  • 71 people where ninjas and they didnt want ninjas to get out

  • Here's another sock to the brainium!

  • Shirukening your responsibility seems like a big part of your life :D

  • thumbs up for the dog/girlfriend joke

  • akamaru hehhee

  • "Benja"

    "Scooby Death"

    "Rin Tin Tin-jas"

    LOL!

  • LMFAO Rin Tin Tin-jas XD

  • ROFL

  • I wish this guy would stop doing the stare. i'm losing respect :/

  • @GuitarFreak520 Agreed. This early stuff is awesome, but the stare sucks. Unfortunately, as I wrote to him, I've seen the pattern before. I call it, "YouTube Partner Sellout Syndrome."

    If a cure is not found soon, I predict that YTPSS could end up becoming a pandemic, and claim many more victims than just the Ninja.

  • You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club, why Scooby Death is stuck halfway through the front door

  • "3 years later, he found out his long time girlfriend was his dog...that will mess ya up..talk about counseling" xD oh my gawd!!

  • 70 souls in hell got killed by a Caninja

  • "3 years later, he found out his long time girlfriend was his dog!" XD

  • Ahaha "A little more panting..." xD ♥

  • no they are called ninja dogs

  • HERES ANOTHER SOCK TO THE FACE!

  • how about a cat?

  • @LegoFelix cats are already ninjas :/ face it, they leap from the equivalent of a 4 story house easily without any harm, they are silent and if you are in a dark room, they are invisible too and their speed? and i swear i saw my cat phase through a wall into the garden :o

  • @metalheart666532

    Other way around. It's ninjas that are pussies.

    You hear that AskANinja? I called you a pussy. Say hello to SAMURAI.

    I don't hide, I kill you infront of your face in broad daylight!

  • scooby death =D

  • and that was a poodle haha

  • K-Ninjas: 'cause someone has to stop chasing the tail an actually get it!

  • i have an easier answer...JUST GET A FLOPPY DOOR FOR THE DOG lol

  • kaninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

  • lmfao that was a funny question

  • caninjas!

  • lol 1:24 to 1:37 im rofling

  • Three years later his long lost dog was his girlfriend. Lol

  • Kaninjas hahaha awesome!!

  • I Dont think youll find that one on Dr. Phil ^_^

  • 0:28 sarcasm looooooooool roofl i just cant stoop laughing so uch i cant we ven type properly

  • "...so places that used to be private moments or closed door situations, well they're now gonna have one more cold nose and a little bit more panting." rofl 8D

  • "That'll mess ya up."

  • rin tin tinjas

  • i thought he was a terrorist..cuz he looks like a terrorist...XD

  • @frozenlicks i thought i would never say this but, what a yankee

  • cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • i now hate dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gay

  • Can you teach a minja to ride a kaninja?

  • found out 3 years later that it was his girlfriend that will mess you up talk about counseling o my freekin gosh thats freekin hilarious

  • FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My cat teleported into my room, and his crap disappears into his mouth, does that count.

  • The great white ninja

  • that was weird  but cool = 3 XD

  • Unfunny.

  • "LAZINESS! Sure, That is what being a ninja is alll about!"

    *Sarcasm*

    Lol XD

  • You chiky bastard your halirious

  • My caninja watched this with me. It tried to kill me. /\_/\ Obviously it didn't work because I'm typing this. But, uh. She's not dead. My ninja dog is okay. (DON'T SUE MEH P.E.T.A!!!)

  • lol I'd hate to have my dog be a master of disguise 0.0

  • taught his dog how to be a master of disguise, dog ran away. rofl

  • Your Kaninja looks forward to KILLING YOU SOON!

  • More cold noses and more panting lmao!

  • :28 "SARCASM" hahahaha

  • "Sarcasm" LMAO

  • Scooby death. hahaha

  • scooby-death lol classic

  • hey lassie looking hot today ... wait lassie?

    wtf?

  • ANd that was just a POODLE !! xDDD

  • who let the kaninjas out who who who

  • @smurfatack The kaninjas let themselves out. They just walked through the wall. No more close door situations. LOL

  • If a Caninja is bad, I wounder about a Cat Ninja O_O

    XD

  • @alexpark100 my cat is already a murderer her being a ninja would be the end of all life (and world fish supplies)

  • cat's are ninjas.or ninja..whatever.

    my cat is basically a blob,yet it still manages to bring in birds.

    so it's a ninja,or it has some sort of AA gun out there that i can't find.

  • kaninja!

  • ROFL!!, after 3 years with his gf, finally finds out that was ur own dog :L

    hope i dnt get a gf thats a dog >_>

  • CaNinjas!!! LOL

  • xDDDDDDDDDDD that´s sooo f*cking good !

  • his long time girlfriend was actually his dog

  • thats great

  • YoUr CaNiNjA LoOkS FoRwArD To KiLlInG U SoON

  • Sarcasm XD

  • Scooby-Death oh god thats hilarious

  • i think this episode is the one that was kinda the turning point to the funniest ninja. like 1 - 10 we're good but from here on he is the greatest. :) anyone agree?

  • I actually have Ninja Cat and trust me not the smartest idea ever

  • hahaha nice.

  • Ask a ninja = sweetness!!!!!!!!

    "Sarcasm" lol

  • "sarcasm". nice.

  • "Will have one more cold nose and a LOT more panting..." XD

  • I dont think you're gonna find that one on Dr. Phil!

    hahahahaha XD

  • "Scooby-Death" lol  XD

  • Sarcasm*

  • Here's another SOCK to the Brainium!

    Brilliant

  • sarcasm...

  • Sarcasm....

  • Sarcasm...

  • i'm crying from laughter.

  • Talk about counseling *lol*

  • SARCASM

  • ROFL sarcasm xD

  • I want a ka-ninja

  • one more cold nose!! lol

  • Hahahahaha

    This is so fny

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

    Do you like Dr. Phil?

    Who let the ninjas out?

  • scooby death lulz

  • When you find your dog sticking halfway out the front door XD

  • LOL ONE MORE COLD NOSE AND A LITTLE MORE PANTING.....WHO LET THE NINJAS OUT?!....now im just getting hacky

    XD

  • one more cold nose and a little more panting

    niiice =]

  • ): he never explained how to do it

    he just listed the consecuenses....D':

  • holy shit where does he get this from!? ahahaha dog master of disguise turns out to be the guys girlfriend lmao man i cant help but laugh everytime i see this guys vids

  • hahahaahaaaaaa graet

  • "...ripped his arms right out of his socket and that was a poodle" lol

  • This is the first video where he has full hand gloves with his outfit?

  • I don't think you'll find that on DR. Phil.

    lol

  • lol, now those private moments have one more cold nose and a lot more panting. lol...

  • who let the ninjas out LMFAO!!!

  • and that was a poodle

  • LOOL sarcazim... lmao

  • scooby death!lol

  • Kaninja?

    I guess we know the secret behind Mystery Inc

  • Caninja.

  • LMFAO KANINJA!

  • I think this was one of the first videos of the Ask a Ninja that uses lots of special effects and camera changing.

  • LMAO

    'You're gonna have a hard time explaining to your book club why scooby-death is stickin' half way through your front door.'

  • sarcazim

  • Rin-tininja

  • omg i love random-ass people like mr.ninja man he is so funny!!!

  • sarrcassmm

  • lolz

  • listen! sure! thats what being a ninja is all about!!! sarcasmmmmmmm

    ^^

  • i luv how he convine words to makea new one like caninjas or boobacabras

  • hey ninja boy, do ninjas have holidays? If so, which ones do you celebrate?

  • "Turns out his girlfriend was actually his dog. That'll mess you up. Talk about counseling. I don't think your gonna find that one on Dr. Phil."

    Oh man I can't stop laughing! Brilliant!

    XD

  • Kaninjas!?!?!!

  • who let the ninjas out!

  • Scooby Dooby Death!

  • Ripped his arms right out of their sockets LMFAO

  • hehe i hope i become a ninja added to favo

  • thats why my ex-girlfriend is such a... xD haha

  • I get it! Lol! xD

  • Whoops I meant to reply to someone. >_>

  • Talk about Councilling lool!

  • rin tin tinijas lmao!

  • woah this is the first youtube that has made me laugh in like months

  • yuo hsould watch the pirates of the carabean askaninja - that one had me laughgin for days

  • i saw it

  • kninjas classic

    lol

  • This is my favorite Ask A Ninja video so far. It's very funny.

  • you should watch the pirates of the carribean one

    had me luaghihgn for days

  • I have. It was funny, but I still like tis one more.

  • K-Ninjas r serious business =O

  • /Sarcasm!

  • Lmao at the pop up of him sayin sarcasm xD

    lawl long time girl friend was his dog wtf xD

  • wow i gotta watch out that my boyfriend isn't a ninja dog! come on!

  • I like to ninja moveit! Haha LOL Best one yet! I might send u a question!

  • hes got the funny skill!

  • I need one of those sarcasm pop-up guys.

  • these vids rule!

    He is the best ninja ever!

  • Lol "3 Years later he found out his girlfriend was his dog!"

    "That can really mess you up."

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