Internet Literature - A Romantic Tragedy

[TheBlackSpiral]

You should do a reading on Doom Repercussions of Evil :p

[Lunchbox224]

thums up if dis mad u laff.

[LordChumley20]

Just had a dream about this video no lie.

[PsychoShewolf543]

ROTFL I CRIED BUT ITS CUZ I WAS LAUGHING TO HARD XDD

[radiumicecream]

chkan sup 4 da txting sole

[Kalischa1001]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[BoushOFC]

From what I understand, it happened between two people on IRC. Person 1 had a grade 11 literature assignment. Obviously, it was procrastinated and person 2 volunteered to help. Person 2 came up with this touching tale.

[NikkeiDS]

can i thumbs up if this made me laugh? XD

[Nightsparrow626]

WHAT THE SWEATY, ICE-SHITTING MOTHERFUCK IS THIS

[DoraDead101]

Grammar Nazis UNITE!

[FEfan56]

supergreatfriend, you'd make a great Andre Ulmeyda if the way you pronounced that sentence at 55 seconds in >_>

[andy4131997]

Oh my god, that made me feel normal.

[dezyxx3]

omfg i'm crying. but it's only from laughing so hard.

[grandpathong]

yeah rip

[TKA001]

I cried, all right.

[TheToast7]

If anyone close to me ever dies, I'll have to make sure to say some one-liner pun right afterwards.

[TheBestGamersUSA]

stop

[NatchEvil]

I have known poetry, my friend, but never anything as moving as this. My heart aches for that boy.

[firefly2552025]

Jack's films did this in his your grammar sucks series. I just don't remember which one, but he cracked up, too.

[firefly2552025]

I started laughing when it started as I have had exposure to this story before. XD

[shinyrobotblues]

You'll get a Newberry any day now.

[GodOfUnbelief]

This 'poem' is so shit it doesn't deserve to take up space on the youtube servers

[OpportunityStrikes]

Oh god supergreatfriend

I love you so much

_marry me_

[boradush]

Oh it made me cry all right....

[psynque]

RIP Modern English 1604 - 2011

[GFRomaji]

Seeing people type like that makes me want to vomit while violently thrashing the person doing that.

[ayame400]

isn't it funny how when you read horribly misspelled stories out loud you start sounding cajun?

[Damaris1034]

You must do all your Let's Plays with this voice. You MUST.

[IvanMaster7]

I cried at the grammer, does that count for a thumbs up?

[flewPpp]

@IvanMaster7 *grammar

[IvanMaster7]

@flewPpp OH SNAP!

[flewPpp]

@IvanMaster7 *OH, SNAP!

[theabridgekid]

This needs to be a series

[HeroPrinnyDood]

@theabridgekid there isn't enough shit that is THIS fucking stupid for sgf to read.

[gwogwo123123]

fake

[DarkHarpuia]

Never stop, SGF. Never stop.

[mrtotallyawesome]

*claps* BEAUTIFUL. The narration was especially superb!

[ellieg609]

Her bbz will never heal. True luv is five-ever. 

[TheOriginalBlueKirby]

Original audioboo(.)fm/boos/447591-i-wi­ll-love-you-five-ever

[DeeJayJive]

Shakespeare, eat your heart out.

[Jostiew]

this is so....

this just made me put up a spam link

ht t p:/ /ad f. ly/3 ZTta

[Luvil10]

every time ;_;

[Guadoria]

The reading is perfect... I back all calls of "dat voice" previously expressed in the comment section, and wonder what it'd take to have SGF read some of the lengthier modern classics offered by the internet.

[HeroPrinnyDood]

...holy shit. holy shit. that may have been the stupidest thing ever written by a human being. can we get the Guinness book of world records on this, please?

[fofalooza]

@HeroPrinnyDood Be honest. Dis film mak u cry, din it?

[cornerbeverage]

Cried because of how crappy this was.

[pointlessworld]

GOD DAAAMN

[nowais]

I LOVE YOU 5EVER

[TheAllegedRachel]

SGF, if you ever feel the need to do dramatic readings again, please do not hesitate.This is hilarious.

[snipzor]

Man, what a voice.

[BigJuicyx3]

I criad a rivar of ters thx for the strong emoshuns.

[Nate1979]

Is this racist? I really don't know if this reading was racist....

[Fjarhultian]

@Nate1979 Wait, what?

[MillywiggZ]

i wil never 4get.

[Ecrada]

@MillywiggZ i wil nevur FIVE-get

[denlien]

I want to make love to your sgf u r awesome

[robonaruto]

username is pronounced UHN-SHTEAR-LICH

and though it was sad and i can admit that

the way you read that was in its own way hilarious

[TheFlyingJackal1]

The amount of posts in here commenting on sexual acts and SGF makes me very concerned.

[Lazyman626]

Oh lawd. This was hilarious.

[thedonoftrek]

Careful Supergreatfriend. Any more awesome hilarious stuff like this and I might contemplate making love to you.

Too late, better keep your eyes peeled.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

Wow, Shakespear resurrected, now he writes YouTube comments

[AbeX301]

she was ded

nut beeg sorprize

[ghostfrog16]

I don't know if it's the southern gentleman accent or the way you kept it completely straight and deadpan, but wow that was some great aural sex!

[bigglessy]

I gave this a thumbs down for 2 reasons.

1. I hate seeing shit like this in comments

2. I just wanted to be the first person to thumbs down it :)

good work though, certainly a new take on things.

[StormingSheep]

@bigglessy faggot troll

[bigglessy]

@StormingSheep Actually, you'll find my comment was a well written review.

I did praise that it was moderately original, while also exploring it's downsides.

I can do a more in-depth review if it would make you feel better?

[StormingSheep]

@bigglessy no giving something a thumbs down just because there isn't one there = troll.

[bigglessy]

@StormingSheep Actually no, a troll is someone who posts obviously inflammatory things for the sole purpose of causing grief and frustration to others. Simply giving it a thumbs down because I wanted to be the first one is something altogether different.

In any case, i would have thumb down'd the video regardless. Things like this just encourage other people do do the same.

[BigJuicyx3]

@bigglessy

Nah man. This is the internet. EVERYONE is a troll. If you say you don't like a certain band or video game, you're a troll and people will whine at you.

[bigglessy]

@BigJuicyx3 This is also sadly true.

[FingerFetishist]

A masterpiss.

[loupetron]

Thanks for the laugh....

[cwchrisweed]

Girl: "Will you love me forever?"

Boy: "No" (Thinking: this is gonna be great I'll say I love her FIVE-eve... oh wait. That's really stupid. Nevermind)

Girl still dies

love does not exist

[RollandDynasty]

Oh I'm weeping...for future generations...

[phallll]

Oh my God hahahaha.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at the fact that that comment got 19 likes.

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

*sob* Every damn time

[insertbestnameever]

You were already my favourite, but this made me like you more so now you're my superfavourite I suppose.

[Alucula]

Yeah, that was pretty tragic.

[Xallys15]

Truly the Romeo and Juliet of this generation!

[DirkRhyolite27]

Better than Twilight.

[DeeZiner]

Your voice is among the top five I'd want to listen to while doin' it.

[BrianTheGoldfish]

...I am so gay for your voice.

[AmaranthPink]

SGF

I love you. So hard.

[TheFlyingJackal1]

I fucking cried FIVE-evr.

[AlexHapain]

gurl stops meking out n asx boi to get poptartz.

he dus

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i is preggonant wil u stay ma bf" n he sais "no".

gurl is hartbokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she was lo blod suga so she fols.

boi runz ova 2 her.

she ded. </33

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husbend!" (dat menz husbend iz betta than bf)

he skreemz n thros poptart @ wol...a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

LIKZ DIS IF U CRY EVY TIME

[AlexHapain]

@AlexHapain Not originally mine. I tried to find original but found the sequel.

[kirby570]

I remember when The Duke read this. Nice reading :)

[Iwuznothere]

And here I thought this was some Cajun folk tale with that generic southern drawl greatfriend peppered certain internet words in the beginning.

[unassuming]

The green man?

...a zombie?

[sadisticXvampyre]

It did make me cry. I wept for the English language. D':

[FatalKitsune]

Someone paste that masterpiece into a text file right now and mail it off to Stepenie Meyer. I bet she can pad the hell out of it and give us the next Twilight book. "Twilight: Thums Up If Dis Made U Cry"

[MetalVikingGreg]

Man fuck the Green Men. We should burn them for their car bringing ways. (Thumps up if you occupy green men)

[Starwars4J]

I'm sorry, I lost it at "she got hit bi a CAR".  You should do more of these, it vaguely reminds me of that dramatic reading of a breakup letter that was popular a few years back.

[KaitolEx]

Truly a heart-wrenching tragedy of epic proportions. The Romeo and Juliet of the modern age.

[woodALIVE]

So, is this a PSA about getting much needed schooling to inner city black classes, or is it the backstory for Andrei Almeyda?

[JadKni]

@woodALIVE

So I'm not the only one who thought this sounded like Ulmeyda?

[DrilRemover]

One of my favorite 4chan copypastas.

[FarfarelloAssassin]

SGF... I luv yu FIVE-evar for this

[khsk24]

I'm crying.

So much.

Hahaha...ha...

In other news, I do hate this...horrifying spam. I deeply adore the way it was read here though. Just. So much.

[technoskull]

You have a good Homestarrunner voice.

[shadowbolt96]

That was some Shakespearean tragedy right there.

[AlexPhott]

A common copy-paste story, not sure where it originated from. Probably Facebook, but I believe supergreatfriend really brought it to life. You can really feel the essence behind the words written but this author through the voice of SGF.

[KinataKnight]

Dammit now I'm depressed.

[A0Refrigerator]

oh I have seen this shit everywhere, it's so bad.

[DharmaDaniel]

he didn't tell her in time! Now he'll have to face full life consequences!

[theauthorman123]

she was ded

Motherfuckin' poetry.

[shockraid1]

niggaz b typin dey luv storeez

[JodaSFU]

Is there a YouTube comments thread I'm not aware of?

[kitty0tikara]

Everyone should be taught this in school, right along with Shakespeare! Historians everywhere will always remember the name "Unsterblich856."

[NoFearNoFlame]

;____;

[Clocksworthbunnie]

This had me laughing so hard, I was in TEARS.

I'm thumbsing up because this made me cry. <3