Hater Part 1★DSVD★ David Spates Video Diary #2

[HugAcreeper12]

"Titanic" This SHIP is unsinkable!

[sasuketiger]

you just made me want a mother fudging apple! :D

[MissAmandaSpeaks]

Keep doin you Dave.... You are awesome and everyone is gonna have different opinons on what they like.... Personally I think you're awesome!

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

im 13 too yet it must just be him cuz im not an anushole

[MrDlcda1]

Dave you a funny guy and i knew you looked familar i was looking at "In To Deep" and i seen God come into your apartment and interupted you gettin yo eat on then he cut yo tounge off in the bathroom

[reissyboy64]

i would love to buy dave a BLACK M5 BMW man, with black 24 inch rims he would look like gangsta in that

[wiggles305]

oh wow. that dude is mad cuz you blocked him. it had to be good reason why lol. its his mouth. i would block him if i were you. hes not worth it. keep doing you and by the way, i love your videos. they're funny is hell :D

[wiggles305]

oh wow. that dude is mad cuz you blocked him. it had to be good reason why lol. its his mouth. i would block him if i were you. hes not worth it. keep doing you and by the way, i love your videos. they're funny is hell :D

[RateSubscribe]

7:57 the biker guys like why are you talking to yourself lol.

[scottyboy982]

sigh dave u siad u couldnt see anything wouldnt the sunglasses make it worse????

[macgor1942]

fuk u ship sucks but I love it XD

[AshleyEatsRainbows14]

well maybe he shouldn't have done that. running your mouth never fixes anything -_- whoeva this person is.. nuff said :3

[TheWaySushiRolls]

DUDE how do you train yourself to say anus hole, ship, etc. Do you only do it in your vids or do you do it 24/7? Hahah nonetheless awesome vid

[tylerswagg]

if u cant see nun but u got sun glasses on WTF LMAO

[baconator282]

LMFAO I LOVE THAT AT THE END U SAY...DID I MENTION THAT U LOOK LIKE FRED!! XD

[themgivskud]

7:59 - 8:01

That man is thinking: WTFudge i better back off, cause he's CRAZY :D

[skollllllllllll]

hell to the yes david spates ......SPEAK THE TRUTH :-)

[spooner07troy]

what apple? lol

[camcamvancar]

man ur ship is so damp cool!!! that guy that said fudge u is a fudgn crack head!

[scottyboy982]

1:23 to 1:32 dave u trying to kill me damn man that was funny as hell

[fearmous187]

that cool n right



[STERDOG8]

LMAO@ 5:02

[Marc5678ful]

get some insurance

[Teh0re0]

yo ship is good he must have problem

[jasonstlouis]

Anus blocking good time!

[teebteeb1268]

I can't get enough of your videos Dave. My wife keeps yelling at me that I'm on here too long. If she kicks me out I'm coming to live with you! (please don't ban me) =)

[qpalzmxnskwieudjcnvb]

Hey Dave comment on this lol!!!

[VoodooHack22]

anushole :D:D:D

[fhadj]

"Did I mention he looked like Fred?"

Lol Dave!

[FOUST9698]

t-Pain haha !

[UneX100]

7:58 that red biker in the background is camera shy! :)

[eurocarsonly07]

LMMFAO did anyone else notice 1:23 to 1:32 ? Dave is is a genius !! I thought I was seeing things at first haha..I caught it though lol

[theolist]

@eurocarsonly07  Lmaooo !!

[BonneBreaker]

@eurocarsonly07 LOL i didn't notice at first lol xDDD

[MrDjChiN]

@eurocarsonly07 lmao i saw it too hahah

[IsaacDaReal]

@eurocarsonly07 ROFLMAO!!! I did not catch that!

[SoufCentrol]

I really wanna know what happened and who he is talking about lol

[tragedyscene2]

he made a video and the guy made a bad comment on the video and now he is apologizing

[dumpsterdiver11]

dude was that on the bike!!!!!!!!!!! tis so funny

[bournebutler]

mannn i wanna know this guys profile

[MultiNGM]

i cant see ship too.... ship.... i dont swear any more.. i use those words

[meaniibaybee]

LMAO dave you should let your wife tell everyone on here about the story grudge !!!

[NicksVideoDiary]

lol. i love dave. am i allowed to walk up in your home and start with that? maybe i should start with I like dave. oh well = )

[RissyRawr]

lol! I cracked up at "I smell fumes.. is that right?!?!" :P

[narutoexe1]

He wassup Dave man great video all your videos are great man. Keep it up!

[lostinkorea28]

I want a "shooby Dooby Doo" T-shirt....send me one man....

I love you....

Do I get one now?

[TheBrananna]

shweet!!!

[haxninetyfour]

LOL ur saying this on everything

[TheBrananna]

lol

[InterwebzSurfah]

all who look like Fred must die... :p

[andrewm153351]

david you could seriously talk about nuclear physics for 2 hours straight, and it would still be entertaining. I have watched about 9 of your videos in a row so far, and i am still not even thinking about moving away from my computer. You are just that damp funny. Keep doin what you do

[dgeorge2005]

I think Dave is the only one who could make String Theory interesting.

[50CENT123GO]

You're still the Same!

Man the way David drives with his eyes of the road and no hands!!!

Keep em coming. iT's the popo!

[Jasrey32390]

I just recently found you and I am liking you more and more. Fudge all the haters

[AlexMHoc]

I think its because his windows were icy'r than a mother fudger! Same thing happened to me this morning.

[indigirl86]

Dave, if you can't see, why U wearing shades fool?? Why you didn't let the windows down...U crazy!! LOL!!!

[DippyIRL]

Man you are funny as hell.

Other people are just wannabes. But you are right you don't go into someones house and start shit.

[PRAX808]

lmao dave u the baest man keep up the good vids man.

[NewbYears]

apples own

[daviddowdall]

i like your ship..

[Cody89Mason]

Man how could people disrespect you? You are funny as hell and you seem like a guy who would make people laugh when they are pissed. lol Keep up the great videos man. Screw all the haters.

[champ3660]

I've been watching your video diaries and in one you said your loud because your just happy, and your just a happy dude. And man your right, it sucks not being happy and everyone should just start appreciating their life and if you don't then get to the point where you do. I'm not really talking straight right now cuz i'm tired so some of this might not make sense lol but Thanks for that, it made my day mutha fudger. I'm gonna be happier.

[sunshinesda1]

8:01 lol@po po checking to see if daivd was really talkin to himself.

[johnnymokmok]

nice shirt

[masterjewbear]

duz anyone know who dat iz im mad curious

[yodc420]

did you ever find out who it was?

[JulianBreslin]

nah keep searching though

[palau444]

I hear ya.. People talk too much s about other people but atleast you got him back... Keep coming with truth dave.

[H0LCZ]

that Biker At 07:58 is hilarious! He pulls up.. Looks.,, and drops Back! Keep these videos Coming Dave :]

[Triniboi145]

Lmao nice shirt & nice vid lol

[UneX100]

Your Ship rules, people should watch your videos instead of smoking motherfudgin' weed kali and stuff. !

[Leechkingman]

Fudging mother Fudger

[StR8mOlLyWhOpP]

aye yo mention me in 1 of ur vids

ur fudgin hilarious

i cried watchin this video

funnnyyyy my name is tieree

[pongsitchingy]

Nice shirt

[laughandpeealittle]

To

thegreatsammy: I'm not here to make you happy, I don't even know you. My channel is for me to put up what I want. Make yourself laugh :-)

[ps2creator]

hahahahahahah thats hella true dave so listen sammy u  mother fudger

[FreeKaLeeK1547]

@laughandpeealittle wow such a anus hole! XD but you right its yo channel do wat u want

[tifahkneeful]

@laughandpeealittle Haha nice answer i love you >:] So hilarious

[reissyboy64]

@laughandpeealittle i would love to buy you a candy black M5 BMW dave, if i ever do get money like that, for real im hooking you up man, maybe with a later model, m5 might be too old by then - keep doing your thing dave, god i love your vids man

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

@laughandpeealittle is he the anushole?

[Damadehierro89]

Greatsammy: What are u talking about? his stuff is still just as funny!! Youre just focused on Chris the Crackhead videos, well wouldn't it be better to say, can you post some new Chris the Crackhead vids, instead of saying his newer vids arent funny! Personally Interview with a zombie scared me and had me laughing

[DMANSMAN120]

wth he's not servicing you getalife the great sammy seriously

[Lenny08mg]

what the fudge r u talking about...his new vids arent good??? screw you daves one of the only original dudes on youtube, eat a dic is one of the funniest vid ive seen on youtube modherfudger

[SniperssOnly]

You're fucking HILARIOUS!

[MrIc400classic]

I know fred is like well damn I am a fuckin derogatory remark now, WTF!!!!!

[biologyprodigy]

Haha being compared to Fred has become derogatory on youtube!

[CopyEyeXI]

LMAO, i have those same glasses xD

[MrE2E]

Did I mention you look like fred - LMAOO!

[j4ckblade]

oh damp im sooo favoriting these video diaries...

and yeah dave, fudge the fudging fudgers..

[BabySampson]

ship man... SHIP mother fudger!

[MindFilterExperience]

I subed to David so please no one kick me out.....its all love right...David is funny...just want to experience...I don't know why I was really kick out last time but i am ready... ! bring it on fans or what ever ! HEY DAVID SPATES LOVE YOUR SHOW HOPE THE BEST OF YOU AND FAMILY...LOOK FORWARD...YOUR FUNNY..What can i do to help your comedy go on bro..-Cody

[MindFilterExperience]

your the best David Spates...bring it on and fans in the next BlogTV. I kind of get the game....David Spates is awesome can i chat with him just a little.....just a little.......I am just a fan people...this is mindfilterE... please don't kick me out of the chat again....please !

[JosephLalleyTV]

omg that apple looks so tastey LoL

2:44 haha driving Miss Daisy

this is Awesome Keep it Up

[POOPDRAY]

Nice vids man, only here coz of mrchicity3 but i like the *ship* your talking haha

[krazydmi88]

the nigga said he got 0 visibility lol but he got sunglasses on lmao gotta luv david spates no homo lmfao

[crazi3chic]

wher'ed his apple go?? he was gonna eat it but it was gone then it was back again!

[JAREDNINEJ9]

Could David Spates be Chi City?

[looking527]

Lol just subscribed

[Scorpio3101]

"Did I mention you look like Fred?"...What a badass way to end the video, had me rollin.

[crazi3chic]

lol i loved that part too!

[torcher123890]

lmao had to do a second take on the bite he took without the apple

[peacethrumusic69]

so if i say mean things to you ull talk about me in ur videos?!?! omgg soo tempting bur i have nothin mean to say!

LOVEEE U!

[YogiSizzle]

David Im gonna send you some donations so you can fix the roof of that car, lol

[elormamenyawu]

i didn't actually notice the invisible apple until i read the comments lol

[elormamenyawu]

i like your seatbelt

[makedonec12345678]

I love these diaries. and that u drive stick xD

[RedBull314]

I loved the invisible apple. It would be cool if you incorporated more little quirks like that in your videos!

[FrostGibbon]

i almost pissed myself invisible apple bite

[samarthvasisht]

haha this is great!!!!! keep it up man.

[synyztahkillah09]

But he looks like Fred...lol..

[ReDsOxFaN4LiFe1]

lol 1:30

[EodAkaEric]

Them Shirts On Sale Dave, + Fudge Haters

Dave Is The G.O.A.T

[synyztahkillah09]

The General Occupational Aptitude Test?

[K1LL3RGU3R1LL4]

fallout. nice

[ImBord360]

whered the appel go

[streetsoulja12]

damp homie u f'dgn funny lol yo :D

[cavefaxis]

I´ve also seen the original video from that and like both :)

I didn´t understand all what you have speak unfortunely,but one thing I know:It was really good!I love your videos...Keep it going!1

[PRINCETJC]

is it just me or did your apple vanish at 1:23 hahaha

[a7xtiger]

i Seen the Original video... and i watched this one too.. very nobel of you Dave, to take his name out! :)

I love watching these vids to see a part of your personality and, as ive said before in a previous comment, i like the way you handle things.. coz i do the same! :) were very similar in temprement!

luv ya man!

x

[VideoVixen24]

How you gonna put on some shades after you already said you can't see ship? LOL

[newyorkdiner]

love the shirt!

[pimpjoosse]

What the hell u talkin bout? I'ma forget about it and watch the video...

[illahstrait1]

This is why you don't mess with Dave... and because when your trying to score after the club he might show up and start cock blocking like a mug,

[omgJellyFish]

OMG i wont that t-shirt !!!!!!

[williss11]

wats his name??

[basketballin35]

That seatbelt is awesome, what car is that?

[RaiptYou]

whats his name? lmfao someone tell me

[Untadaike]

I want your apple

[Abridgedcritic]

Probably one of david's jokes.

[mrpopemfresh]

ohhh ship where can i get a shirt

[opaqueheart09]

Partnership!!??!!??

"'woot woot""

Congrats, Dave. Pretty soon, you can stop going to the 9-5. God willing!

[CrysGilbert]

LOL the apple is magical !!!

[NorthAmerica121]

are you ganna be selling the shirts?

[Abridgedcritic]

Look in the description you can go to the site.

[nyjohn986]

lol i was first one to call him gay

lol

[yeredsdashiznit]

what was his name?

[ichronicking]

great video

i agree 100%

LOL AT 7:55 HAHA

[MarLucatero]

WHos the guy hes talking about?

[ichronicking]

the cop at 7:55 lmao

[powerdbyfood1]

haha shooby dooby doo shirt

[MyPinkStaples]

LOL, I love the apple.

[zeedog14]

OOOOH THERE'S A CRACK IN THE WALL!!

[duzzup]

CRACK?!

[GainesWorthy]

Can you do a vlog about why your other account was blocked?

[fafinettesteph]

i want an apple now lol

[jenny394]

LMAO THE SHIRT!! shooby dooby dooo :D

[williambrown007]

Mom always say, if a person does not like her house and coming there to disrespect it, STAY THE HELL AWAY!!!!! I feel you Dave.

[TechnologicHelp]

anyone remember the name of the kid

[lalalaxoxo18]

niceee fake apple at 1:27 XP

[williambrown007]

i usually get up earlier and warm the car up b4 heading out. Good videos and get some insurance./:

[MDstatus]

dat apple mus be very gud n juicy LOL XDD

[pkerry12]

SPOON!!!

:)

hehe

[JohnTuckerTv]

im usin those words lmao!!! i dont give a ship about your damp pancakes fool!! shawty wuld slap me tho :)

but yu dope homie! haters r jealous individuals they mad they get no views lol

[Magz303]

Fudge David Spate

He Fudg'n Sucks lol

[cashmoneychaos]

OMFG \dave i want tth shirt it's soo legen....wait for it ...dary

[faeluv25]

lol your apple disappeared lol

[vibz123rulez]

yaay u got a patnership with youtube

[thejumpstartme]

1:27 LOOOOOOOOOL

[adda89]

can i have your tee shirt dave?

[imraannasir]

how do you say the words "ship" "damp" and "fudge"?

just curious

[GamerBum12]

his voice box is magic

[imraannasir]

hmmm how would he say "I do concur, this ship is damp...oh wait look some fudge!!"

[StartechNextG]

shooby dooby doo

[itsmeYKW]

"Did I mention you look like Fred?" LMAnusO I luv you man! You are seriously funny and smart as hell. You are obviously in tune with your star player, poor little Tink Tink. hehe

[NataliaVoro]

its good u pulled over to defrost ur windows, because thats how my bf crashed

[Owusou]

I WANT THAT T!!!!! gimme gimme gimme (shooby dooby doo, laaaa taa tatatataaaa)

[MurdaMusi]

its bc he knew he was wrong

[LilAznNicKk]

omg grats dave on finnaly getting partnership!!! about time lol =)

[ProEthan]

Congrats on the Partner.

[durwin27]

1:31 is awesome! air apple!

[ProEthan]

@durwin27 HaHHAs

[tripthe1]

David I think it's really big of you telling people to lay to JulianBreslin like that. Do you really think he's learned anything from this though???

You get FIVE stars for tasty apples.

[kimmaytube]

David, I TOTALLY agree with you. I also see my channel as an extension of my home. If you are disrespectful, you will get kicked the f*ck out!! lol.

Nuff said. I think you're being kind to the dude. That is very big of you.

[MrSamidPtah]

I've seen a few Cat's on Youtube trying to be funny & real talk your mos def number two in my top ten!

[yaburu]

Lol who's number one?

[MrSamidPtah]

Someone that spends a lot of $ on their Vids & also performs on a show,so Mr David "King Of Jokes" Spades is doing great to be number 2 out of my Youtube Ten!

[crankdatalize]

thats a nice shirt

[kimmaytube]

LMAO at shirt

[Ooooburt]

what apple

[SalvatoreDeCicco]

shooby dooby doo