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Neo: Who are you?
???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?
Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?
Neo: No... not really.
Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]
Neo: (Bla-bla-bla ...hey, is that HBO!?)
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
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Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.
Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.
Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...
*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
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Architect: You are an Anomaly.
Neo: Ha! I've been called worse.
Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.
Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?
Architect: O.O, I might have... miscalculated.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
for now let's all agree that integral anomaly=dick
supergenius1994 1 year ago
INTEGRAL ANOMALY
Merrick0001 3 years ago
What does that mean? lol
god0fgod 3 years ago
Its when a unexpected event arises when you attempt to do the reverse of a derivative of a function.
Concordantly, only rly smart people understand that fuckin shit. :D
Merrick0001 3 years ago
Erm, how does that relate to the matrix? lol
god0fgod 3 years ago
I dunno, hang on, I gotta go dump a huge integral anomaly.
Merrick0001 3 years ago
@Merrick0001 what you didn't understand it?
supergenius1994 1 year ago
You haven't answered my question
ScenarzystaMetina 2 years ago
@god0fgod an anomaly (I don't know what integral means)
supergenius1994 1 year ago
You haven't answered my question.
chrisrocks2010 3 years ago
Holy crap, its so quiet. I can't hear what they're saying.
hybridthehobo 3 years ago
Sorry about that.
god0fgod 3 years ago
she is going to *beep* and you can't stop it.
lmao
matt7988 3 years ago
how....uhh...clever?
Octaviusbz 4 years ago
lol. I don't really know what this is. I was just really bored.
god0fgod 4 years ago