Lol you are hilarious! The whole Equator bears made me nearly wee myself!
You knwo what would be an awesome idea? I'm from england and I just had an operation on my knee so I can't walk so I'm stuck at home at the mo... make a funny movie for meeeee! I'd love you forever?! You can be as inappropriate as you like... us brits love that!
Oh and Mountain Dew is banned over here because of the whole "E-Numbers" thing... but I had some when I came to 'Flowidah' this year and it was awful!
If you want to do something about global warming, stop farting. Farts are lighter than air. They rise up to the atmosphere, bond with the oxygen molecules and make the ozone layer thinner. If only half of the 4 billion people on this planet farted once a day, it could raise global temperatures two degrees a year. Think.
I didn't anything can b as good as Harry Potter!!! (srry me my mom and my dad have read the sires and my lil sis is working on it. big HP fans.) I also just discovered that my mother owns it, but we serched and serched but couldnt find it. we found th 2nd and 3rd 1 tho. The movie does look amaaazing!!!
I love it! The way you talk reminds me a bit of that nerd scientist guy Phoebe went out with in Friends. I mean that in a good way though. In my opinion there aren't enough nerd scientist guys who want to achieve positronic distillation of atoms.
... and even if you aren't a scientist you're still awesome for making this video to cheer Caitlin(sp?) up.
Will noone be happy until all the polar bears are dead? 20% have already drowned just trying to get to the next iceberg. Still a funny video. I hope it made Caitlin feel better.
Yes they have mountain dew in Australia I have had Mountain Dew from the UAE (in the middle east) tastes a little different... Mount. Dew is global, like Armored Equator Bears
pretty funny dude! Stephen Colbert will NOT be happy about the bears, though. everyone knows they're #1 on the "Threatdown," and apparently for very good reason as you've pointed out with your specticled wisdom. hopefully you've lifted Caitlin's spirits.
Well, you made ~me~ laugh. And you wouldn't believe what a relief it is to know that I'm not the only one worried about these imminent armored equitor bears. Damn you, Global Warming!!
Oh, and also: xkcd and charlie the unicorn? *nods head* You've officially won me over. I'm subscribing.
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Proposal: before they reach the equator, a computing grid can be constructed to run transformations across the entire set of bears.
Being rectangular, their bodies will become tangential to the surface of the earth, and the resulting centrifugal force will propel them into geosynchronous orbit.
That is the first thing I thought...Boheme breaking up with her. The second thing I thought was maybe something happened to her brother who she seems really close too and I remember she said he had a rough patch in his life.
Hahaha!!This is the funniest video I've seen this month man.Great job!(and instant sub btw).You'd be doing the world a great disservice if you didn't become a stand-uo comedian ;)
that was by far one of the most random things I've seen today...besides William Wallace tearing off his fake flesh and showing himself to be a robot who can shoot lightening out of his butt.
At least something funny can be derived from something that is otherwise sad. Just didn't think it would happen so fast. There's usually a mourning period, isn't there? Living moves fast on YouTube. :D
i'm pretty sure she's upset because she is no longer a partner of YouTube... not because of money or anything, but because its a symbol of her status, we all know (if you really love caitlin) that this is to be her las year as a dedicated YouTuber. so as such she is not a partner anymore which is gonna be rather upsetting, dont you think?
look in wikipedia n type her name and look down, it says as of october she isnt a partner anymore... tadaaaaa
y did she take the video down
oogp 11 months ago
that was freaking AWESOME MAN,
and yes; we do have mountain dew in australia. and we have heard of george bush. whoever that is
TheHoodedAngel 3 years ago
that was really sweet of you to make this video for her!
greymatter18 3 years ago
Armored Equator Bears - Fantastic!!
BlueGirl133 4 years ago
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Dude you are such a fucking fag, take all your dumbass videos off youtube. Absolutely zero of them come close to being funny...LOSER!
Murthy300 4 years ago
this is fucking funny
fwas13 4 years ago 2
You're amazing.
Armored bears--perfect! Now just break open the fabric of the universe and see if we can screw up our climate even more!
susarusa 4 years ago
Lol you are hilarious! The whole Equator bears made me nearly wee myself!
You knwo what would be an awesome idea? I'm from england and I just had an operation on my knee so I can't walk so I'm stuck at home at the mo... make a funny movie for meeeee! I'd love you forever?! You can be as inappropriate as you like... us brits love that!
Oh and Mountain Dew is banned over here because of the whole "E-Numbers" thing... but I had some when I came to 'Flowidah' this year and it was awful!
MissKittyVentura 4 years ago
LOL!!! such randomness! you are caitlin's real youtube crush =)) maybe you should do something about it ;)
suukyiyakee 4 years ago
germany loves you, dude ^^ you made my tuesday night.
thanks!
projektbrot 4 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahaha
i lurve you.
colllloooo 4 years ago
we have mountain dew in australia, can be hard to find !
kyro02 4 years ago
lol equator bears
TheNamesOrin 4 years ago
Your logic is flawless. Equator bears check!
Djungelurban 4 years ago
Haha, those're some pretty likely reasons.
Jatzia 4 years ago
omg check out caitlin and natilie's new video aww your her real youtube crush... lol
Rockbabi101 4 years ago 3
they'd be such a cute couple!
azkid678 4 years ago
Hahaha, I guess your Canada joke was referring to Degrassi?
onelosthill815 4 years ago
actually its referring to a webcomic called XKCD
check it out
anythingannoying 4 years ago
lmao!!
pinkpiggy765 4 years ago
HAHAHA you are hilarious... maybe I should move out of Canada before I die for real.
PS you're hot (I just thought I'd say that before the polar bears migrate to Toronto and I die)
YouAreTotallyWeird 4 years ago
RED!!!
Skellerz 4 years ago
hahaha nice
emmyb12 4 years ago
Lol I ♥ This Video Your Awesome!! I'm Happy you made this bc I'm sure it Made Caitlin Smile!
Rockbabi101 4 years ago
yay !i i like you! your funny.
treehamallama 4 years ago
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paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
1yx 4 years ago
HOT. I would hit that.
nordrassil1 4 years ago
Canada's cool!... Says the Canadian... :P
booyamichelle 4 years ago
too fucking right it's cool!
meavid 4 years ago
yeah its cold!!!!1one
anythingannoying 4 years ago
haha that was funnny stuff.
sparklecrayons 4 years ago
yeah, australia has mountain dew, but i don't really like it.
donnasharp 4 years ago
LOLOL
oddnessLT 4 years ago
this video is excellent, I think you should try your hand at acting :)
onetruesim 4 years ago
If you want to do something about global warming, stop farting. Farts are lighter than air. They rise up to the atmosphere, bond with the oxygen molecules and make the ozone layer thinner. If only half of the 4 billion people on this planet farted once a day, it could raise global temperatures two degrees a year. Think.
BigFatBetty 4 years ago
Too bad that, on average, every person in the world farts a total of 16 times a day.
(I heard a ten minute speech on farting when I was in high school)
anythingannoying 4 years ago
I'm sorry, 4 billion? Waaayyyyyyy out of date, my friend.
hailtothedarkduck 4 years ago
Yeah, like you counted them yourself. Stay off the crack.
BigFatBetty 4 years ago
Heyyy! I got that shirt :o
CitizenCirca 4 years ago
really, ethan hawke? I was thinking more of a nephew of Henry Rollins o_0
kenjuuamore 4 years ago
is the golden compass good? I want to c the movie. Is it a big book? Is it as good as Harry Potter? any way.. good movie
S8rchik 4 years ago
It's better than Harry Potter, and... about the same size as the fourth book? I think? The movie looks amaaaazing I can't wait.
hailtothedarkduck 4 years ago
I didn't anything can b as good as Harry Potter!!! (srry me my mom and my dad have read the sires and my lil sis is working on it. big HP fans.) I also just discovered that my mother owns it, but we serched and serched but couldnt find it. we found th 2nd and 3rd 1 tho. The movie does look amaaazing!!!
S8rchik 4 years ago
Eh!
LeedsLunatic 4 years ago
haha, this is really great. you also look really familiar.
kokiriforest 4 years ago
he kinda looks like ethan hawke.. o.o
carecake 4 years ago
I want an equator bear!
omnifarious001 4 years ago
This video is absolutely great. It's sensitively aimed at cheering Caitlin up, while also being very funny for everyone.
Five stars and I'm subscribing and buying you a beer (when the land shrinks and we all live near each other).
Taletale 4 years ago
I think that mocking her sadness was inappropriate for the occasion.
trmania 4 years ago
YOU'RE ADORABLE!!!!
<3
that definitly made her laugh at least once.
Twirlgirl8 4 years ago
I have read the golden compass. Amoured polar bears don't mess arround. good vid man
VicDraygo 4 years ago
LMFAO. haha this shit is hillarious.
Keith1985nYc 4 years ago
She quit the program you daft shithead.
Velocitah 4 years ago
lol armoured polar bears (northern lights rules aka golden compass)
larafanmaxii 4 years ago
you're sooo hot
storimaker 4 years ago
I love it! The way you talk reminds me a bit of that nerd scientist guy Phoebe went out with in Friends. I mean that in a good way though. In my opinion there aren't enough nerd scientist guys who want to achieve positronic distillation of atoms.
... and even if you aren't a scientist you're still awesome for making this video to cheer Caitlin(sp?) up.
nutnoodle 4 years ago
You had me at armoured equator bears, hilaaaarious
swass001 4 years ago
hahahaha, that's fucking hilarious, man :D
eXilAz 4 years ago
Hilarious. xD
Imperfectionated 4 years ago
Will noone be happy until all the polar bears are dead? 20% have already drowned just trying to get to the next iceberg. Still a funny video. I hope it made Caitlin feel better.
brooklynpolarbear 4 years ago
what does this have to do with the video
narwhale001 4 years ago
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
LaPistolerina 4 years ago
Yes they have mountain dew in Australia I have had Mountain Dew from the UAE (in the middle east) tastes a little different... Mount. Dew is global, like Armored Equator Bears
Debaku 4 years ago
You sir, are a twisted genius.
eldensar 4 years ago
pretty funny dude! Stephen Colbert will NOT be happy about the bears, though. everyone knows they're #1 on the "Threatdown," and apparently for very good reason as you've pointed out with your specticled wisdom. hopefully you've lifted Caitlin's spirits.
vfr802 4 years ago
This is easily the best nonsensical rant I've ever heard. You are really funny!
PS : You aren't too hard on the eyes either :)
Sinny42089 4 years ago
Damn the armored equator bears! Perhaps we could fend off these bears with a Subtle Knife?
Stormin86 4 years ago
i don't think that "dominancy" is a word... lol
bullethead2311 4 years ago
You're a diabolical genius like Jesus or David Bowie...okay maybe not Jesus. Wait, CRAP is that blasphemy, CRAP.
FrostyFreckles 4 years ago
Lol we do have mountain dew in Australia, yummy :P This video was excellent and I hope Caitlin feels better soon too!
Curtneyz 4 years ago
haha I officially love you and I dont even know you.
dosomethin888 4 years ago
Well, you made ~me~ laugh. And you wouldn't believe what a relief it is to know that I'm not the only one worried about these imminent armored equitor bears. Damn you, Global Warming!!
Oh, and also: xkcd and charlie the unicorn? *nods head* You've officially won me over. I'm subscribing.
babs08 4 years ago
A few of these are interesting "what if's"
but none of them really add up because Everyone knows that the cause of Global Warming was Caitlin in the first place,
You know because of how HOT She is...
maybe She's paying Her dues in the blues
and the third Blues Brothers will have an Austrian Blues Sister,No?
SeizureChords 4 years ago
I don't know how you made this without laughing. Really, really funny.
brittanyvj21 4 years ago
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Proposal: before they reach the equator, a computing grid can be constructed to run transformations across the entire set of bears.
Being rectangular, their bodies will become tangential to the surface of the earth, and the resulting centrifugal force will propel them into geosynchronous orbit.
Engineering FTW!
eigentourist 4 years ago 2
seriously... some of the best comments ever.
anythingannoying 4 years ago
Red.
Monkeys.
Could also point towards Ebola.
Showed up in Reston, VA in 1989, eradicating a population of monkeys with a strain that was - fortunately - not dangerous to humans.
In an amazing flash of brilliance, the building where it happened was demolished, and a kindercare facility now operates there.
eigentourist 4 years ago
That is the first thing I thought...Boheme breaking up with her. The second thing I thought was maybe something happened to her brother who she seems really close too and I remember she said he had a rough patch in his life.
iiswansongii 4 years ago
heyy im from canada?
why do people in canada die in real life..?
lol check out my vids
Nadroj8 4 years ago
NO MORE MT DEW?!?!
It cant be...never happen
theredneck3 4 years ago
THE GOLDEN COMPASS
I love that book!
chelachic 4 years ago
I'm going with the Canada theory.
lifeisgrood 4 years ago
I love your logic!!!!
vodkaandlime 4 years ago
haha i love the golden compass reference. i love that book. ill be fighting for the polar bears.
ninjasownpirates 4 years ago
You're hawt. I want you.
jakobfrederik 4 years ago
This makes me smile. :) I hope it made her feel better. I don't like seeing her sad. Her video almost made me cry. :( Hope you cheered her up.
jeannypoo 4 years ago
This made me giggle. :D
Dollanganger 4 years ago
ahh canada i hate that place but i love it my boyfriend got shot and died therer
aeroaro121075 4 years ago
okay i didnt get the whole canada reference there what was that supposed to mean?? real life?
critique89 4 years ago
i love you :]
gawd you are so funny
SMILEx3SMILE 4 years ago
umm dude wut does global warming have 2 do with it.
byukgan13rasengan 4 years ago
do you remember the whole "Us4earth" deal that she did?
anythingannoying 4 years ago
no i didn't see that video i am going 2 go watch it and then come back 2 u.
byukgan13rasengan 4 years ago
its really just a reference
anythingannoying 4 years ago
Awesome dude
Danceswithcheesecake 4 years ago
pretty good man. and if it means anything
it mad me laugh!
lydia11077 4 years ago
Hehehe.
freakalishus 4 years ago
Hahaha!!This is the funniest video I've seen this month man.Great job!(and instant sub btw).You'd be doing the world a great disservice if you didn't become a stand-uo comedian ;)
ellongoferrara 4 years ago
nice video. creative guy, you. i hope it made her laugh too.
Arazyll 4 years ago
The George Bush Theory
johnmac1285 4 years ago
Very creative!
vitalfinds 4 years ago
PepsiCo does have a Mountain Dew-like product for the Australian Market: Durian Dew.
cphuntington97 4 years ago
ha HA! armoured equater bears. cute AND threathening!
aharris8 4 years ago 2
dude, your amazing.
tripleshot256 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ur an idiot.
mallyp3 4 years ago
that was by far one of the most random things I've seen today...besides William Wallace tearing off his fake flesh and showing himself to be a robot who can shoot lightening out of his butt.
At least something funny can be derived from something that is otherwise sad. Just didn't think it would happen so fast. There's usually a mourning period, isn't there? Living moves fast on YouTube. :D
JoeSomebody2 4 years ago
where did you see that video of william wallace?
now I'm curious
anythingannoying 4 years ago
It's from the animation series "How It Should Have Ended". Check it out. ;)
JoeSomebody2 4 years ago
FLY BY NIGHT ON MOUNTAIN DEW! MOUNTAIN DEW FOR YOooooU!
AnImoL2 4 years ago
i think you may have over-thought this
keenly 4 years ago
make me LOL!
holesa 4 years ago
If a polar bear called her, how would he talk to her, when he could not speak Australian?
breathead 4 years ago
LMAO 'speak Australian' we aussies speak english ere mate! =P
LilMissae 4 years ago
Lmaoo i love this video! its too funny..
and i love thehill88, i wonder what that phonecall was about:S hmm..
x0xERIKAHx0x 4 years ago
i'm pretty sure she's upset because she is no longer a partner of YouTube... not because of money or anything, but because its a symbol of her status, we all know (if you really love caitlin) that this is to be her las year as a dedicated YouTuber. so as such she is not a partner anymore which is gonna be rather upsetting, dont you think?
look in wikipedia n type her name and look down, it says as of october she isnt a partner anymore... tadaaaaa
but we all still love her!
JollyPinkGiant91 4 years ago
I haven't laughed that hard over a YouTube video for ages.
And yes we have Mountain Dew, KFC is the only joint that sells it. People tell me it causes Cancer. And AIDS.
People tell me a lot of things.
TheHill88 4 years ago 31
Oportos sells Mountain Dew. can't you get it from like coles or something? =/
DorKPrincEss07 4 years ago
Mountain Dew kills sperm =D
LilMissae 4 years ago
Mountain doesn't cause AIDS *eye roll* it causes HIV... duh...
MasterNemesis102 4 years ago
The Mountain Dew in Australia contains no caffeine. Only stuff like Coke and Pepsi has caffeine. Something to do with the law.
Taletale 4 years ago
Hi, I'm Tom Hanks and I have AIDS.
TheHill88 4 years ago 5
When god gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS
anythingannoying 4 years ago
Aha! I know you - it's been a while since I've seen your videos. Always a pleasure to see you, of course!
Oh my - I LOVE THIS VIDEO. You're going on my front page!
TheHill88 4 years ago 5
lol i like polar bears
nfedknfgrd 4 years ago
What?! I'm dead because I live in Canada?
Maybe she's upset because the Dalai Lama has started hanging out with George Bush...
Or maybe you've just been reading too much Sam Shepard...
GregorianChant 4 years ago