@likewhateva1 can other countries really not tell the difference between english, scottish, welsh and northern irish accents so much so that they always say british? lol, they're so so different
@Wickerrman - can't speak for the rest of the States, but i know the difference quite well...i know for example that the film The Full Monty was set in Sheffield, where your from, so i have a good idea how you would sound too....
Well, i thoughtt he couldnt get any funnier once he saiid 'if only they had an accident... :p Then camee 'faggot with a home' i had teaars in my eyees.
on tooth fairy he says... 'she showed me a flat and it was sooo small... it was like a panic room with a kettle... you can have your dinner, open the door and have a shit at the same time' haha
Even the pigeons were going "Big Issue! Big Issue!" XD
AlexB439 2 weeks ago
Alan Carr is a pure comedy genius x Thumbs up if you agree x
chapsticklolz 1 month ago
i nearly died watching this LMFAO !!!
1994jako 1 month ago
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1994jako 1 month ago
Saw him last week at Wembley he was Fantastic :):)
1978ipswichtillidie 4 months ago
"You Faggot!.."
"Faggot with a home"
My god i nearly died
spookeigh 4 months ago 8
@spookeigh I'm gonna so totally say that if that happened to me, well if they call me soemthing other than fag :P
TheWoWRevelation 1 month ago
i love this guy. it's impossible not to laugh your ass off.
theoc84 4 months ago
sounds like a " British " Roger from American Dad
love him...so funny..
likewhateva1 7 months ago
@likewhateva1 can other countries really not tell the difference between english, scottish, welsh and northern irish accents so much so that they always say british? lol, they're so so different
Wickerrman 3 weeks ago
@Wickerrman - can't speak for the rest of the States, but i know the difference quite well...i know for example that the film The Full Monty was set in Sheffield, where your from, so i have a good idea how you would sound too....
likewhateva1 3 weeks ago
@likewhateva1 i am quite impressed with your knowledge (unless you just googled it or checked on wikipedia lol), but yeah, nicely done
Wickerrman 3 weeks ago
if only they had an accident... hahahaa, gota love alan! <3
geesmithers 8 months ago 2
hahaha he is one of the best comidians to date i reon thumbs up mr carr xxx
gleekOMGlyrics 9 months ago 8
lmfao cod :)
MrRacheeeeel 11 months ago 2
think the poor women at 0;52 needs oxygen lol id be like that too.....
Skarlettte 1 year ago 3
love it when he covers his mouth after the accident bit hahahahahahaha
MashyLaLa 1 year ago
"should we go inside the house now" lol
theworldGodonlyknows 1 year ago 13
lol its good how he can take the piss out of himself as well as other ppl
hollyrogs 1 year ago
big issue big issue
MashyLaLa 1 year ago 6
You faggot!
Faggot with a home..
PWNED!
lollipop897912 1 year ago 12
even the pidgeons were going " big issue big issue" LMFAO!!!
Shutupnddance14 1 year ago 9
shall we go inside the house now.......
teentuber90s 1 year ago 3
Faggot wiv a home!!!! lmao---Hes soooo hilarious
ruthieharry 1 year ago 7
she looks like a cod... OMB!! <3
Schmophiee 1 year ago 2
@Schmophiee i thought it waz OMG! wat uz OMB! stand for????
arhaziiiiiiii 1 year ago
@arhaziiiiiiii haha im a Bieber fan... *facepalm* it stands for Oh my Bieber... dont ask lmao
Schmophiee 1 year ago
@Schmophiee oh rite..thnx XD
arhaziiiiiiii 1 year ago
@arhaziiiiiiii hahah no problemo... i forget im doing it now just force of habit xD X
Schmophiee 1 year ago
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@Schmophiee i thought it waz OMG! wat duz OMB! stand for?
arhaziiiiiiii 1 year ago
Ya start lookng and ye mum and dad if only they had an accident
BradfordLass2009 1 year ago
if only they had an accident
class
vampireravefan 1 year ago
a lot of the material in this he used in tooth fairy too =/
Galaxar94 1 year ago 3
@Galaxar94 Live at the Apollo is basically a chance for comedians to sell their DVDs.
DaveRelph001 1 year ago
Alan is awesome!!!
hcw60 1 year ago
my he used most of them b4
Cherrocks121 1 year ago
"faggot with a home", quality!!!
beatallica 1 year ago 5
He uses the same material, but fuck hes funny!!!
PlanetUniversal 1 year ago
i still watch his DVD it's the funniest stand up ever and was well worth the money i loove Alan he's the best!!
TaylorLautnerRulez 1 year ago
Well, i thoughtt he couldnt get any funnier once he saiid 'if only they had an accident... :p Then camee 'faggot with a home' i had teaars in my eyees.
hahaha i love youu alan :)
MegaMissNikki 1 year ago 7
i said uh..faggot with a home.
ipodbitch48 1 year ago 2
BRILLIANT!! xx
saucyshimmer 1 year ago
lmfao i <3
allen carr. hes so funnie gosh :)
''faggot with a home'' ahaha :) guy makes me laugh x
lBabyAmyx 1 year ago 2
that wis class " faggot with a home"
astonvillachamp14 2 years ago 6
omg, love him, cracks me up every time ' Faggot with a home' :PP
areyoupossessed 2 years ago 7
so funny lol
robpattinsonfan4ever 2 years ago 2
'a faggot with a home'
musicdilemma 2 years ago 23
She looks like a cod.
rofl.
Charroar 2 years ago 19
he is so funni lmao
liamkwl 2 years ago 9
lmao faggot , foggot witha home :L
katteelovesmusicc 2 years ago 12
faggot with a home looool.
virangad 2 years ago 23
LOL "If only they had an accident... ¬_¬"
kristinaxfrost 2 years ago 150
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Woah, You Suck.
Stop putting on a voice.
NoobsAreGreat 2 years ago
on tooth fairy he says... 'she showed me a flat and it was sooo small... it was like a panic room with a kettle... you can have your dinner, open the door and have a shit at the same time' haha
DrLastStand 2 years ago 8
"Big issue, big issue..." Hahaha
SlittyBoo 2 years ago 12
"you faggot"
" :o.....faggot with a home"
hidrokiliak 2 years ago 17
Love Alan Carr, total legend. My favourite part of his Apollo appearance.
Jemmababes11 2 years ago 6
haha if only they had a accident
xTSxThugSolja 2 years ago 8
lmao! "even the pigeons were goin big issue big issue."
xlilxnicolexgx 2 years ago 5
sewn a head onto a beanbag (L)
Alicia95x 2 years ago 8
my mate looks just like alan carr no joke
Gnarlybenson 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH
thamer0594 2 years ago 2
"there's the washing machine and the settee"
"shall we go inside the house now"
year2000problem 2 years ago 20
"You Faggot.."
"Faggot with a home :P"
zimbees223 2 years ago 222
"faggot with a home"
LOL
TheHairofTime 2 years ago 18
"if only they had an accident"
liamthomson84 3 years ago 8
"faggot with a home"
HILARE. thanks :)
that too the pi**
isupportbritain 3 years ago 15
'Even the Pidgeon's were goin big issue, big issue! lol
dan93iel92 3 years ago 7
LMAO! "Faggot with a home!"
LoonyLooners 3 years ago 16
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i didnt laugh!! And he wasnt funny on Top Gear either!
Fraiserd 3 years ago
"faggot with a home"
HILARE. thanks :)
MintyPonse 4 years ago 12
the piegion said "big issue big issue"
danielleb421 4 years ago 7
''she looks like a cod'' lol
QBee0 4 years ago 4
that was so funny
thuggie1 4 years ago 3
I literally am crying laughing now!
"She looked like a cod" lol! ;)
xcollidex 4 years ago 3
LOL
WildNOut129011 4 years ago
Lol, I loved this. :)
Thanks for posting BBC.
Frantopia 4 years ago 2