How To Talk Your Way Out Of a Speeding Ticket

[dodavid8]

170 people got a ticket

[chickenfingers456]

Why was this in my cats history?

[ZakX33]

STEP 1 : hide a gun and wait for the officer to come near your window

STEP 2 : pull out a gun and shoot him in the head

STEP 3 : drive to mexico

(optional) hide the body in the trunk to dispose of it late

Did you shit is brown and smells?

[hoffbrand]

sorry everyone who had nothing to do with comments below..!

[hoffbrand]

@61shirley Oh and your a pussy for blocking me

[hoffbrand]

@61shirley they shouldn't have to force you thats the point, that is there for a just in case situation that people CBA to fill it in, what reason is there for you aside from 'being threatened' for you not to fill it in?

have you studied history? 'society' and its relation to being 'good or bad' is a relative term so don't try and throw that around.

ooooo Mr bloody pedantic! I'm sorry for my incorrect choice of words your grammar lordship! "By law you have to complete the census." (direct.gov)

[TheKorn5621]

Wut am i watching, i don't even own a car xD

[barbthetiger]

the guy wasn't wearing his seatbelt AND speeding. lol

[REDNECKCABLETV]

i was doing 85, in a school zone, on a dirt bike, no licensens, or insurance, the only thing is, when i saw the law i didnt stop

[tmacpower8]

Doesn't work.

[BonJoviMad100]

You have donuts. Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over? You: "Because you can smell them -lifts box-

[301Troll]

at 0:55 , KKK?!

[Hermit574]

step 4 will get your dad put in prison

[monsterblood2000]

How To Talk Out Of A Speeding Ticket.

Step 1 : Level up.

Step 2 : Upgrade Speaking To Level 82.

[deoxy999]

@monsterblood2000 You play Skyrim I assume?

[TacoCat666]

Damnit, so this is why the cop never believes me when I say I'm pregnant... (guy)

I'm sure if you say you're getting beatings, the cop will stick around...

[Spinozilla98]

168 people are cops.

[Pattte93]

barney stinson should watch this :>

[L4drocker]

How about bribing?

[moku6160]

officer:can you give me your licence me: i don't have licence ._. officer : do you have the ownership of the car me:no officer:then where is the owner of the car me:I killed him and he'sin the trunk officer:O_O call the manager manager : my officer said you dont have a licence and you killed owner and put him in the trunk. me: thats wrong ,hers my licence and my owner hip, as you see nothing is in the trunk me:oh , did he say that i speeded manager: you clumsy officer are fired for lying

[MrBastard99]

if the officer asks you if you why he stopped you, say becouse you could smell them if you have donnuts.

[shelby0508]

@MrBastard99 you got that from gabriel eglasias

[tdiguy123]

step 1: wait for officer

step 2: slowly roll down window

step 3: "problem officer"?

[shod3]

How to act suspicious.

[coa1979liw]

lol.. as if these things will work. just accept your speeding ticket, why does one need to speed anyhow?

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

Shaycarl did...

[TheRidgerunner318]

COP: Do you know why I stopped you?

YOU: Have you forgotten already?

[ijoyize]

@TheRidgerunner318 epic!!!haha

[SuperLizardBean]

I wonder how many cops watch this..

[pegasusmon25]

What the f***? CANADA IS A GOOD COUNTRY OK HOWCAST???

[matthewjakeallinson]

For going over 10 MPH?! Sounds like that bitch had it coming

[thisgirlrighther1000]

i bet some of yall dont even drive a car AHA!

[crazy4muffinz]

@thisgirlrighther1000 i dont hahaha i just get bored and watch howcast lol

[TheSkiddey]

i got out of a speeding ticket, female officer, flashed my balls.

[KaysieLynn6]

@TheSkiddey you probably got out cause your balls gave her a good laugh.

[HellGirlie007]

this is kinda dumb. i mean, this is a good video, but 1.if the cops find out your lying, you'll be in even more trouble, and 2. if you say something about your parents being abusive or something, the cops might investigate, and find out your lying which will get you in more troublw then just a speeding fine.

:L

[3Jessie210]

Like this if you watch these videos just to see the top comments!

[MATEOSLOOPS12]

Thats Rasist lol 0:54

[ChezFeroce]

@MATEOSLOOPS12 no.

[TheNarutashi]

Well if i am a cop witch im not >.> I would pull out my shot gun and tell her to shut the fuck up and give her a ticket..:) Thanks for hearing have a nice day..

[ShelbyDoesntKnow]

How To Talk Your Way Out of A Speeding Ticket:

1) be attractive white female

[iwanttowatch5]

DAMIT!!! this is the 3rd video that doesn’t work

I need one for a high speed chance with *ah, give me a sec.*

23, no 24 cops on my tail on the freeway

[coffiecat3]

beware : you may be accused of being drunk or just totaly weird

[1020dilan]

OHHH CANADAAAA!

[kinglimerules339back]

Going over 10 is illegal?Damn my dad has a lot of speeding tickets

[youknowitsBrad]

Talk fast in my mind here's what what happen

Dude: hwgfdxldxfdyfbyf hgfciefhg

Cop: What is this some kind of attack

Dude: gwdhfgcbf2bcfofrgircbecf

Cop: I need backup

Gun: pow pow pow

[delleoo1]

GIRLS STEP 1: FLASH BOOBS(NOT IF A GIRL OFFICER)

BOY STEP 1: SPEED CHASE

[patriots4life11]

@GizzMoLand hahaha hmm maybe... (:

[gaxiolab93]

i tried this i got taserd

[patriots4life11]

Thanks howcast im a cop now i know all the tricks :D

[donnav786]

the prime minister of canada's wife?

why so confusing! why no the wife of canada's prime minister!

now i think canada has a wife!

[darkgammahawk]

@1:38 why the hell was she out of the kitchen..better be goin to the grocery store

[yourmomwasherelol]

162 people were cops

[XShiveringFireX]

This Comment Needs To Be Up Again

When The Officer Comes Up To Give You A Ticket Say "Late For The Police Ball"

When The Officer Says "Wait Police Don't Have Balls!"

Drive Away Laughing

:D

[TheSuperMagicTaco]

step 1: be a woman

step 2: have big boobs

step 3: have a male or hope she is is a lesbian cop

[dragonsroar215]

162 ppl are cops or know them

[BustinJieber224]

What the heck is Chutzpah?

[bamazudi]

Tell him how there is a black dude trying to rob his car. That will get that cop to look around.

[SheadyRast]

@bamazudi why does it have to be a black guy u fcking racist

[Icypoo1337]

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[ninjaboi111]

Step 1: say Chuck Norris

Step 2: speed off leaving the cop in dust

[zcubing999]

step one: Put on your cool face

done!

[angelgabbss]

step 1: act like you're in a hurry

step 2: tell them that you're rushing to the hospital because your wife/sister is in labor

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

one of my friends has gotten out of multiple tickets by crying and saying he was speeding away from his fighting alcoholic parents lol.

[WatchYoFucknLanguage]

I was going 44 in a 25 (that road should be faster srsly) and I saw a cop hiding right as I passed him and I was like ohhh fuckk and thought he would flip on the lights for sure but he didnt lol.

once the light turned yellow and i was in a rush so i floored it and went through right when it turned red and there was a cop on the other side, i didnt even look back i just kept going. turned off the road asap and into my friends garage lmao.

i let my friend drive my car and he got ticketed in 10 sec

[xuvulmort]

This should be called, how to be arrested before getting your speeding ticket

[Shotcalm]

this doesn't work.....

[pavlmatt801]

wats chutzpah....i need it?

[slickfox03]

okay dis videos complete bs

"how to avoid a ticket"

step one: Be as normal as possible

step two: Pull over as soon as possible (Quick to comply acknowledges their superiorty)

step three: Hands on steering wheel (less threat)

step four: Face foward until regarded (give them full control)

step five: Speak only when spoken to

step six: Keep responses brief (don't babble)

step seven: Be honest (they can tell)

step eight: DO NOT play the victim (think their an *ss they'll be an *ss)

[TheGuyThirteen]

Comment removed by Police Force

[fakergo]

you will need:

a navy or miltary lisence

optional:

strenth

step 1: when the police comes up show your lisense to them

step 2: watch them run away like a little girl.

did you know bannanas turn green?

[MrMilkman29]

Hold the 8 key :D

[funnybunny247pics]

0:24 He had sex with the officer and forgot to clean the cum off his hands.

[spitfire865]

*IF A COP PULLS YOU OVER*

tell him your late to the police ball

the police man will tell you policeman do not have balls.

then you lalz and he says "sir get out of the car."

[TheMandy224]

it seems like ur on drugs

[TangAppy]

Wtf.? the other vid How "To Act If You're Stopped By the Police" Told me to do none of these. -_-

[Miglink1234]

there was no police on the video :D

[Miglink1234]

LOL hold the "4" key LOLZ!

[cupcakegretchengirl]

XD a blubering man if were a cop i would be like"OK,OK i wont give you a ticket just please stop crying its to disterbing"lol well mabe not exsacly like that.

[LeeStudios815]

The Police called. They said they were going to remove this video.

[fightinside1]

i just tell them my speedometer is broken...which is true

[withagunxxxx]

Step 1: Pull of your pants and let your dick do the talking.

[STPgv01]

None of this got me out of my ticket now im stuck paying this $220 ticket :(

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Without pulling over write on a piece of paper "bomb on car" and flash it to the cop. Or just flip him off and blast some Sammy Hagar. You'll probably get PIT'd after a while and go to prison but, there's no way he's gunna bother with giving you a ticket.

[FelipeMMz]

1:05 for ''boner ability''

[MultiAnaklusmos]

nice video.

however, the cops now know how to detect speeding lies

[MyFudginBrother]

in britain they watch you rolling on the floor while the fat bobby tazers them.

[MizzImmDaBest]

But what if he wants to follow you to your wife ?

[25tanco]

ewww jizz at 0:24

[Lucillerose24]

Step 1: Say your late for a wedding

Step 2: Drive away

Step 3: Don't stop til he goes away

[rachelbsays]

If you throw your arms out of the window, the cop is less likely to give you a ticket

[SRNF]

Step 1: Don't be black

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF How to make SRNF appropriate for human sociallization:

Step 1: Beat the shit out of him until he understands no one likes racists.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 how can i be racist if I am black? Its a joke with truth behind implicit racism.

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF So... your saying theirs a racist truth, behind a racist joke, that you're making against your own race. Sounds like someone who's not appropriate for human sociallization.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 its not ok to to reveal the errors of our society? implicit racism is a big problem in society and because I brought it up you are throwing all this hatred at me? Whats wrong with you?

This is the internet if you cant handle it don't read the comments.

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF So your telling me about how racisim is a big problem in society, while you just told a racist joke with no backround or explaination and you expect people understand that.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 go troll someone else loser

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF This isn't trolling. 

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 thats what a troll would say

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Then you obviously don't know what trolling is.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 thats what a troll would say

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF oooh I see, you're trying to be a troll yourself! No the punchline has to be hidden in the first time you say something. Not repeated twice... that's just stupidity.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 keep trolling troll

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Oh, again? I see you don't learn the first time, definately a sign of stupidity.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 troll more bro

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Oh, still missing the point? *sigh* stupidity.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 keep going troll

[Browneyesisme]

@SRNF @KrazyKlay135 How about you both are stupid? It's not trolling it's an opinion, and it is stupid to think that he is racist against his own race, now shut up about it!

[SRNF]

@Browneyesisme let the troll get angry. i enjoy watching the him blitz out :)

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Oh! You're that stupid you want to keep going?

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 when trolls cry I laugh

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF ... wow... your stupid enough that you don't recognise crying?

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 keep the trollin rollin

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Unless you haven't noticed... no one else but you has been doing that.

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 I am the anti-troll

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF Yes, as you can see that worked very well (sarcasm)

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 seems to work look how mad you are :)

[KrazyKlay135]

@SRNF lol... If I was mad, I wouldn't be talking to you? And I would have blocked you?

[SRNF]

@KrazyKlay135 cry more

[harrygoozee]

160 people tried this and failed.

[squillyify]

The woman in labor excuse won't work. there was a news report where a cop gave a pregnant woman in labor a speeding ticket.

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

1:20 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[XxLilMizMehxX]

MY  older sister pretened to be prego when she got pulled over lol ( she faked burped and farted to trick the officers that she is really prego but shes not hHHAAAA b i***

[SaxophoneOfTime]

10 MILES PER FUCKING HOUR???

That woman is a rebel.

[Majignome]

Not sure why i am watching these videos?

[theassortedjellybean]

step one: be a woman

step two: remove shirt

step three: let boobz do the talking

[100computerkid]

@theassortedjellybean what if its a girl?

[etnieseric]

@100computerkid hope she is a lesbian

[SuperUnknownXD]

@theassortedjellybean What if its a female cop? XD

[jjstudios100]

@theassortedjellybean what if the officers a girl

[mariam0TUNISIA]

@theassortedjellybean looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool



[Smouky97]

@theassortedjellybean

step four: repeat step 2

[iceman7157]

Step 1: Ask The Cop If She Would Like To...See The Backseat?

[3283JustMe]

I dont even have a license....Why the hell am i watching this?

[elasticunderpants]

what the heck is chutzpah

[notfunny333]

@elasticunderpants OMG baha that is exactly what i said when i saw that and then right after i said it i saw your comment XD

[BamBabyBrenda]

Uhmmm I watch cops these are sure fire ways to be arrested ....

[fool591]

step 1: Hit the gas

[RafaelzJuicexD]

All these things would just lead the cops into thinking you are drunk as hell!

[atomicpowerplant]

Step 1: get in the passenger seat

Step 2: buckle up

Step 3: when the officer gets to the car say "he was here a second ago"

[MFAMC]

@atomicpowerplant copy fro garbriel iglasesias

[EduardoMahlKaerfus]

@atomicpowerplant Iglesias! =D LMAO

[TheShizzNizzL8]

@atomicpowerplant bahaha thats from Gabriel!

[MrSamuelPascal]

@atomicpowerplant Gabriel Iglesias

[kittyhernandez13]

@atomicpowerplant that was from a comedian

[legogunbuilder97]

@atomicpowerplant Hot and Fluffy?

[bluereaper2d]

@atomicpowerplant you got that from the fluffy guy lol

[twonkoe]

@atomicpowerplant Gabriel Iglesias

[randyortanfan1]

@atomicpowerplant god gaberily glacieaseas is the best

[ussike22]

@atomicpowerplant by Gabriel Iglesias :)

[adamissofreakinhot]

@atomicpowerplant Nice one XD

[vyresh]

@atomicpowerplant gabriel iglesias

[arandomthot5]

@atomicpowerplant then when the officer says: you were the one driving. (if your drunk) say NAH DUDE IM FUCKED UP!

[gisda1]

@atomicpowerplant gabrial iglasias (fluffy)

[arusark]

Scare the officer huh? Ok, just pretend to be possessed by Satan. That should do it.

[klopiy96]

@arusark Yeah... possessed...

[astroguy211]

Step 1: Go to law school

[kennedy072]

or get a cellphone and pretend that you are calling you relatives

[yusiefoodo555]

lol the fun fact at the end

[type99rifle]

SO i PRETEND THAT MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY, HE WAS WILLING TO GIVE ME A POLICE ESCORT.................. SO THAT DIDNT TURN OUT SO WELL.

[WhiteGuy817]

Step 1: Invest in a cop radar.

[Asianinvasion1337]

@xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo Hes gonna be In bed with me with a chainsaw in his hand? hahah wtf where you smoking?

[Saltbkdq]

im going to show this to my dad he has three speeding tickets all in the same place and by the same officer

[harmonicfilt]

Step 1: Buy donuts

Step 2: When asked "do u know why I stopped u?"

Step 3: Say "Cause u can smell it" then hand over the donuts.

Steps created by Grabriel Iglasias!

[UncleSamProduction]

Going 10mph...God Help Us

[UncleSamProduction]

Just watching how to look sober then this. Bud Light Commercial

[HAL0BREACH]

How to make your girlfriend shut the fuck up

[redbonegal]

Step 1: Turn white

[NatInTheHatx3]

Why am I watching this? I don't have a car, and I can't drive!

[GabbyChan101]

my moms friends said that her mom was gravely sick and she had to get to the hospital ASAP and then the cop said ok and said ill take u to the hospital and he followed her and luckely her mom WAS in the HP but only for like small reasons so the cop let her go leucly her?

[Tara5668]

This is strangly addiciting? haha.

[bngibbs]

Step 1: Shut up and just try not to get in more trouble.

For Bonus points: Don't drink & drive.

[FirstTeam4]

Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs