CARROT TOP-DOING PROPS

[Zipzap220]

This is stupid, really. He's not funny, and he has no message in his stand-up, or any ability to tie jokes together.

[Beedizzle96]

Lol white people humor

[Kylewgold]

It's really unfortunate that people don't look past his awkward appearance because his comedy is really awesome and unique.

[pinkfloydthewall100]

sorry this guy is not funny.

[Babyyoumeantheworld]

Stupid

[mcluv166]

I honestly think he could make some serious money off this shit XD

[626SupremeLogic]

Look at Chris Rick....doesn't even look slightly amused...must not like it when somebody is funnier than him....hater

[comoking123]

hes not bad he's just weird

[smilestreets]

can't deny the creativity and massive prop for the hard work putting these items together but you won't create a connection with your public with these kind of jokes. you have some good ideas you should strive for a minimalistic more personal approach to your delivery rather than all the crazy wacky stuff that feels not genuine and reaction seeking

[alinicole0815]

Lmao!

[BrokenHorn90]

I don't know, Carrot Top may try his hardest, but I still see him as a real life version of Family Guy-esque comedy, and I mean that in the worst way possible. His jokes aren't necessarily relevant, and it's all cheap laughs in poor taste. For him to stand up there next to Chris Rock and show a bunch of arts and crafts is just epic fail. Chris Rock (along with other comedians) tie in a lot of philosophy and relatable material into their work; Carrot Top's just a series of crap he threw together.

[mrkrunk2]

howie mandell is the king of prop comedy carrot top needs to stop he has like one liners for every object its kinda boring

[princefail223]

@hoor3x,hes a crappy jeffdunham

[JPDAMARTIAN]

we meet again 240

[metropol77]

what a pity my 8 year old is soon too old for this stuff....

Anybody who needs more final proof of how far advanced and successful the elites are with the dumming down of the masses? I am such a happy person since I kicked my tellie out da window. Its dieing anyway. Not dead yet but already smelling funny...

[hoor3x]

I'm so tired of these videos insulting mr. top. He is a genius and an icon of our time.

[stryker399]

I liked this:)

[MrPapiGeorge1000]

Some of these are funny 

[FlyingGold]

haha I think hes funny

[daniyellowjello]

sucks

[tallpaul521]

Gee, I wish Rip Taylor would have thought of this act...WAIT...he did!

[bo5061]

i think it funny!!!!

[WazastanStudioz]

Chris Tucker is like "What the hell, do white people like this?"

[BelieveTheCraze]

@WazastanStudioz thats not chris tucker retard

[WazastanStudioz]

@BelieveTheCraze yeah ofcourse I meant Chris Rock, I always mess up their names :/

[shadyfanatiq]

@WazastanStudioz that's Chris Rock, and yeah he is like what the fuck?

[WazastanStudioz]

@shadyfanatiq Yeah I know My baad

[g0nz0]

you should change the title to just CARROT TOP. What else he could be doing?

[MultiDaleSmith]

The funniest prop up there is carrot top. ~_~

[christianm19951]

This nigga is ugly as hell

[PJJCMH]

weyyy chris failed at telling a joke

[aiizai]

nice plastic surgery man

[cawthy07]

you fucking yanks will watch any old shit

[DustinTheWind2121]

i laughed a bit, wasn't bad.

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

I laughed at the corniness.

[jayandclemstrikeback]

I felt bad for him the whole time

[CivicAutomatica]

Luv

[JayTheBoat]

I dont get it

[heyaza69]

How is this supposed to be funny?

[warheadsteel7]

I didnt find any of it funny

[WillMorebucks]

This isn't funny to me AT ALL, but I can't even lie, it takes talent to create all these props and assign jokes to them

[Nyce2Everyone]

@WillMorebucks SO TRUE

[Squishy876]

Damn,Chris is so over it, haha

[irisstars]

BAHAAH 7-11 lol name tag!!! 

[goggy789]

mum:what are you watching jimmy

jimmy: i dont know

[underpannies]

*Guy at 1:56*....... Da Fuck?

[OmarIsReallyKool]

Clever, but not that funny. btw is he dead?

[simbad909]

he's ru'paul in drag with an orange wig. dang

[JackdaMan171]

You know that five year old who tells you a really bad joke but you laugh anyway just to be nice? Imagine a whole comedian like that. It's him.

[poop53X]

haha chris rock is just ignored hahaha

[iXomby]

No one else can do it but Carrot top. RIP

[Kelros1428697]

@iXomby hes not dead silly billy

[311girl]

Eh, he's not my favorite but I saw him once at MGM when I was 15 and laughed my ass off. So maybe he's better suited for a younger audience. I don't think he's as bad as some people seem to think.

[TakeABreakGetBaked]

pick up hitchhikers dressed as the crash dummie

[MrStevenadams1969]

What the bloody hell was that?

[mercedese500sport]

Wack

[obiwan5832]

He is awesome. He has got a tough job. There's nobody like him because what he does is really hard. He has to invent 100's of new things and make them funny and have to build them. All those items cost money that comes from his pocket. This guy is amazing. Prop may take hrs of work for a 5 sec joke. He is the man.

[ArteL01]

@obiwan5832 Totally agree, Carrot top is the man, he takes far to much bad press!!

[tinyburkey]

people say carrot top doesn't need to be funny because he is creative, F%$K that since when did mediocrity and inferiority become creative

[hellwitlife]

Sometimes he can be corny but this is just hilarious.

[Luigibob95]

Not funny really bad

[jasonhough88]

i laughed at the job application

[drmthrtnr]

It's hard to tell if people are laughing at him or with him...

[aa811aa]

awwww lov his voice

[DarkReapersGrim]

It might not be funny, but it is definitely entertaining to see what this guy can come up with. PeacePixieParty said it well, "it's creative" and that's part of the entertainment.

[TJ23pat]

some of it is pretty stupid....but i admire his creativity and the way he keeps going strong if after a prop bombs horribly.

[283kieran]

A zebra with a ginger!

[greasergirl22hannah]

tis stuff is pretty funny (: lol

[princessmaya8]

great idea but just not that funny to me

[cal9603]

First time seeing him amazing

[teamslypack]

props what an abomination to comedians\

[KJW160]

This is actually pretty funny because they paired one of the best comedians in the world with one of the worst....lmfao

[zoomantony7]

Like him or not one thing is obvious, this guy followed his dream,

[MegaHitlerParodies]

THIS GUY SUCKS

[vigo894]

@MegaHitlerParodies= Then you go up on stage and make us laugh.

[MegaHitlerParodies]

@vigo894...wat?

[CHEEZBURGERSS]

he's usually pretty funny but he kinda bombed on this

[heatbucspies55]

I know people don;t like him, but I think this stuff is funny.

[bijibadness]

carrot top was and is the very pinnacle of "hack". im sorry, i really don't mean to hate needlessly, i try not to. but this is inexcusable.

[djsoundmeizter]

wtf white people?

[smetschke]

South park proved their point

[arkone77]

Haha carrot top is one funny fucker

[bealtespip123]

Man,this is sad.....

[bigglikeinit]

only in america could this talentless freak be a star.

[waitingforacentury]

I like his work. It's fast, out there, straight forward.

[usedive]

Woah that stunk.

[fawkthescene666]

i thought he did alright and the crowd was loving it

[PeacePixieParty]

I think it's very creative that carrot top makes his own props! And their funny!

[arseymcpherson]

@PeacePixieParty It's 'they're' as in they are. you are destroying society, stop it.

[mcrichierich]

@PeacePixieParty You know what is creative? Unprotected sex.

[dronus]

@PeacePixieParty they're*

[kube253]

@PeacePixieParty and he buys all of them at good will, and makes them in his basement

[TheScrewed0ver]

Oh dear.....he was lame, and now he's a monster...

[TheNotoriousTOM]

I'd never actually seen Carrot Top until I found this video a minute ago.

Jesus Christ, I'm sad now...

[eruption257]

And Chris Rock just stares at him in bored confusion.

[kungfuman82]

@eruption257 Maybe Chris Rock would be more entertained if CT said the same joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again while walking back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth...

[Jonny2myren]

@eruption257 Good, now he knows how everyone else feels when watching him...

[Meta1Head91]

I typed in carrot top in the youtube search bar, clicked on the thumbnail for this video just to post "Carrot top. For people who didn't get Gallagher". - Bill Hicks. @partyman645 is a perfect example of everything Bill hates. Fat pot bellied white shithead laughing "huahuahua! Now this is comedy huahuahua. That Bill Hicks is so bitter." Devolution......it's no joke now.

[tnt303]

who watched this just to make fun of carrot top

[alspageddi]

lmao, chris rock has an incredulous look on his face, like he can't believe how this mediocre tool got as far as he did

[djblunt0125]

Funny

[stevieblunder3]

I always knew Shaun White had a funny side...

[partyman645]

It's not racist if it's true.remember that and you will avoid being a tool

[partyman645]

Carrot top is funny.fuck that other nigger on stage with him

[speebyda]

@partyman645 Don't be a racist asshole all your life.

[Moony188]

I prefer the See Saw

[monsterhunterminegar]

He sounds like timmy from WKUK

[flybyproxy]

Carrot Top is such a great comedian, truly hilarious.

[riddler442]

He's no funnier than a clown. I can't believe he was allowed on the same stage as Chris Rock, an actual (very talented) comedian.

[MrJPRock1]

thats a wrong name think about it lol

[Dgamer21]

-___-

Face palm

[DavidAce999]

carrot top rocks. unlike that dumbass Chris. . fuck all you haters out there.!!!

[NateJames1]

@TomSpartan218 that was carrot tops joke

[rgmatthew86]

the guy at 1:56 ... sums it up perfectly

[molewizard]

At least he looked normal here.

[ChildrenOfVodka]

@molewizard

Normalish!

[LeoLovesNature]

Dude, he's not funny.. -.-

[redlad1808]

stupid fuck



[TaylorXCat]

Chris Rock is such a douchebag.

[blindfatkid23]

@TaylorXCat at least he doesn't need a bunch of toys to have an act

[alicrow]

i dont think he is funny at all

[XxBeAsTxKiiDxX]

lol hooters appication

[FromLeilaWithLove]

This would be on Fox.

[ChildrenOfVodka]

I don't know why, but i've never EVER found carrot top even remotely funny. Him and margaret cho.

[DVA5212]

I saw CarrotTop drive by on his vespa yesterday

it was epic.

[hoodstars559]

IF YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO AND YOU STILL DISLIKE IT AND WRITE A BAD COMMENT THEN YOU ARE IN FACT A HYPOCRIT

[EmperorBubba]

@hoodstars559

er, no, it means you are simply critiquing the video... reviewing it, negatively. What ? people aren't allowed to give bad reviews now ?

Y'need to look up the definition of the word "hypocrite", as you're misusing it wildly.

[ChildrenOfVodka]

@EmperorBubba

He's implying that no-one could dislike carrot top, i guess.

I REALLY dislike carrot top. Hate me!

[EmperorBubba]

@ChildrenOfVodka

lol

personally I don't dislike him, I just think he's very hit and miss, probably more miss than hit, I guess you could say i'm hugely indifferent :P

apparently he dosn't take criticism very well either, so thats another knock against him. That and the ridiculous plastic surgey and synthol biceps D:

[papaawesome]

MY FAVORITE JOKE IN THE WORLD!!!!------This is an angry toothbrush.--Carrottop

[xxDEADxxPOOLxx]

He needs to cut his hair, cant stand him . Why did i even watch this

[Dedric5]

He sucks...

[earlajune]

I heard that when I was a baby, Carrot Top said hi to me.

And I cried.

I feel bad for him now.

[tomahawked100]

@earlajune He looked fucken ugly back when

[tickntimebombfun]

@earlajune LMAO

[neilgodfreyy2k]

I saw him at Luxor. That is all

[Crispyconcerto]

he's not the only props comic, and he is definitely not the best

[ChardarYuGiOh]

I'm going to use that envelope for birthday cards from now on.

[liamrocksmysockstm]

1:29 HAY dhfbgjdbvhd..........

[Florencegirl345]

You gotta love Carrot top man lol

[milkywaycenter]

@Florencegirl345 True He's very creative and funny. He makes most of his own props..ok so he looks like an alien on steroids...still funny.

[120pure021]

loll carrot top... this was way back when he was shit..

[NinjamanBAH]

how come hes like fuckin huge and his face is different these lately? hes still really funny but its a massive change you can barely recognise him

[chaseitdown]

Wow i never knew why carrot top was famous. Still dont know now rofl

[HELPmeMOD]

U can tell that a comedian sucks when he laughs at his own jokes constantly 

[Vahriotee]

They are BOTH funny they both have DIFFERENT styles, just like movies and everything else COMEDY is different to everyone. carrot top needs to give his joke more time to develop and stop pointing out the flaws or how much one of them didn't go so great.

[TheQuickdraw94]

This Carrot Top fellow kind of sucks. I've only seen him referenced on Family Guy, so I decided to look him up. Maybe his reliance on objects cuts down on the funny-ness of his jokes. I just don't like him really.

[6256553]

@TheQuickdraw94 idk man, i love prop comedy and he is pretty fucking clever you gotta give him that

[milkywaycenter]

@TheQuickdraw94 You obviously are 12 years old. He has been around for over 2 decades and he is a PROP COMIC get it PROP COMIC...He has his own show in Vegas and makes booku bucks. If you sucked as much as him you'd be rich, and famous. Prop hater!!!

[TheQuickdraw94]

@milkywaycenter In 3 days I will be 17 actually. So that gets that out the way.. although I'm not sure why being 12 would affect why I find him not so funny. 12 year olds would LOVE this guy. More mature people I guess not. Anyway, this Prop "Comic" is kind of in the middle for me. After this comment that was....2 weeks ago? I watched some more of his shows, the guy is ok, I guess. Don't just go around looking for comments to bash on dude. Go play an online shooter or something, Way more fun.

[milkywaycenter]

@TheQuickdraw94 So that means you are way older than 16 1/2 dude...which means you're way over 12. So that get's that out of the way. Glad to see you did more research on Carrot Top and now think he's ok. Good advice you gave me :Don't just go around looking for comments to bash on dude, now practice what you preach don't bash someone by saying they suck before you fully research and get as much info on the subject. Be smarter than that.

[TheQuickdraw94]

@milkywaycenter I wasn't bashing. I was just saying I didn't like him much. You kind of got personal, stating I was 12, hinting at immaturity(I guess?), then you state "PROP COMIC" twice as if I'm moronic, and call me a hater. I'm not a hater sir. I simply said I wasn't into the Prop comedy. Please note, I did the research right after posting my comment and watching that skit. It wasn't his best when compared to some others I saw. Now, I will send you a humorous video for conversing with me :) .

[milkywaycenter]

@TheQuickdraw94 Very well said.

[jcsy52504]

chris rock sucks!!!

[bmwdriver53]

looks like ronald mcdonald and as funny

[bobhoffnee]

Chris Rock IS an unfunny person.

[skullythebloger]

YEAH!!! he got one more!

He says what everyone is thinking.

[boradashell]

only thing slightly funny is the hooter's job application still dident laugh though

[TheQuickdraw94]

@boradashell I chuckled on that one.

[xDroflmao1337]

he's creative, i'll give him that

[AvikChatterjee818]

Worlds shittiest comedian

[Kannibal1000]

So Ms. Jones to apply for a job here at Hooters all you need to do is fill out the application

[Mordanis]

hahaha guy at 1:57 he's like I COULD USE THAT!

[Mordanis]

hahaha guy at 1:57

[SouthernSniperGa]

Not that funny

[theciaram1]

OMG SERIOUSLY IS HE THAT GOOFY FELLA IN DENNIS THE MENACE (THE ONE WITH THE CROOKS IN IT )

[TattooCulture]

Carrot top sucks ass. 'nuff said

[CrisISaSPOOK]

this dude is funny

[harhainen]

is he somehow retarded or something??

[mprime2003]

give me those items, i can do the same jokes and get the same reaction. just maek my hair all poofy and red. not even necesarily red.

[Cypher791]

carrot tops are green ~,~