JOHN'S PUNISHMENT! Eating Carl's Jr John's Way

[ekotar1]

Hardy jokes in the top liked comments. grow up nerdfighteria!

[LegendarySong]

They're called Hardee's where I'm from too. I was like "WTF is Carl's Jr?" for a very long time.

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

thing-a-ma-boober!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[carbonatedcheese]

i kept replaying to hear his chipmunk voice describe the thing-a-ma-boobers ;=)

[Bobthenerdfighter]

Where are they called Carl's jr.s. I thought they were hardys

[MysticalChicken]

@Bobthenerdfighter They're called Carl's Jr in Oregon, where I live. Not sure about other states. I think it's like Best Food's/Hellman's mayonnaise, where it's called one thing west of the Mississippi River (Best Foods over here) and another thing on the east.

[2gigapuppies]

@MysticalChicken In Illinois it's Carl's Jr. Is it a north-south thing?

[CherWarner]

Is that a soda stream bottle?

[DownHomeWithMyrtle]

nerds are sexy

[singlexfilexisxlove]

Press 4.

[leftheadphone]

hardy's? seriouslly? SERIOUSLLY?



[crogger321]

@vlogbrothers thanks for the laughs!

[catrulerofdeath]

Is he wearing what I think he's wearing? Because I think he's wearing a Jedi Jesus shirt and, if that's the case, ROCK ON HANK!

[GrymHood]

Who the eff is hank?

[TheAglover26]

@GrymHood Hank is a 903 year old Alien that tarvels in a plice box there time and space.

[Mercyb123]

@GrymHood Hank is a small, steep sided gulch; Hank is usually dry except after heavy rains

[GrymHood]

@Mercyb123

Thanks. I've been wondering that for quite a while.

Also, that was a very poetic sentence.

[Mercyb123]

@GrymHood No need to Hank me...pun intended.

[jazlyn777]

What's the deal with your shirt? I never expected you to have a Jesus shirt.

[stargazer1574]

I swear i played 1:17 over and over again!!

[deke441]

who do you think you are? Phil Defranko? you suck ass

[volkswagenminibus]

@deke441 Have ye no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers with nary a purpose to be found?  Go shake your ears!

[KINDspotting]

In Indiana they are also Hardee's.

[AliOchic]

Search is hank green pregnant into facebook :)

[ultimatenerd22]

lol, jesus as a jedi.

[Wizepie]

i asked for a thing-a-ma.boober... i didnt get one:C

[iambendickerson]

THINGAMABOOBER!!!!

[alisvolatpropriis09]

I went out to LA to visit last weekend (I'm from the Midwest) and I was uber confused about the Hardy's sign with the Carl's Jr. name. Also, I really think the possessive is in the wrong place. I think what they mean to say is Carl Jr.'s....

[MsDesignDiva]

I don't know any of these restaurants, i live in Canada so we don't have any of these restaurants at all, at least not that i've seen.

[ironmunky22]

I live in Concord NC we have two Hardees's, I eat there sometimes. I like their sour-dough bacon cheeseburger thinger.

[suzakuXofXmakai]

i HAVE been to Hardy's but NEVER to a jack in the box. lafayette doesn't have one...at all! or a ruby's

[TheCatandOwlandBat]

All I know is that it's Hardy's in Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Minnesota, and probably more states in the midwest and east coast, but living in Illinois, I actually don't see them often...

[GrantFerSure]

I have a hardy right now.

[Java2707]

We have a Hardee's but it doesn't get a lot of business these days.

[Brokenpromise63]

We still have a Hardys ^^

[amrandom7145]

I like his shirt haha.

[trickyfeet]

i wonder if hank will eat this for his punishment

[XxTheSaintsFanxX]

Ok I think this will help everyone... "Hardy's" Is the eastern version of "Carls Jr." And "Hardy's" has "Eastern" food like a "BBQ Burger" and "Carls Jr." Has "western food like, "tacos" and other western things. See I live in FL. and i've still never been to eather of these Fast Food Chains.

[regularguy5mb]

I can't eat Hardy's anymore. Ever since they joined up with Carl's Jr. the meat just doesn't sit well with me.

Also, "thing-a-ma-boober" is my new favorite term for burger.

The next video is going to be disturbing, I know it.

[ElleAri94]

Is it Hardy's in the south? cause its called Hardys in Georgia and Mississippi too.

[katiexcoree]

I now say "thing-em-a-boober" in everyday conversation :D

[kevinflip1]

@katiexcoree i do to

[allbymysmelf]

ive never heard of Carls Jr. Im guessing they dont do them in england xD

Is it just like Mc Donalds? Burger King?

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Carl's Jr. is my second favorite fast food chain ever!!!

yes, ranked even higher than In-N-Out

[Dollanganger]

In St. Louis it's Hardees... didn't even know it had another name.

[SaiJ4You]

kind of stupid

[guitarheroplayrer]

0:40

[guitarheroplayrer]

0:40

[Phoenixflameangel]

So am I, ObscureDream. It makes things so very confusing. D:

[ObscureDream]

Okay I'm from the UK so I have no idea what these things are.

[RaptorRush1]

i thot it was hardees too, atleast it was when i lived in the south for 5 years

[MrBalesBaby]

MY BROTHER HAS THAT SHIRT!!! Oh, and I love you guys!!!!!!!

[ljlightfire1]

i loke how when you rte a video 5 starts says awsome

[raCteJ]

The funniest parts of the whole video has to be where he speeds up describing the burger XD

[peoplecallmeagoth]

i dont know what crals jr, or hardy's is.

Gosh canada has no famous restaurants.

except mcdonalds.

ew.

[raCteJ]

Hardee's restaraunts are almost extinct :| And I'm guessing, Carl's Jr. restaurants are what happened to Hardee's, but I haven't seen one of them like ever. o.o;

[RemedyDrive1]

HAYYYY use mai question in one of ur next videos please!!! haha. ummmm...i luv u

[Nerdfighter21]

This video is the king of all awesomeness, or at least for now.

[hotoneb]

Nice Shirt.. I want one 2 |:D

[whatawittyusername]

yo. hank what the hell is that shirt.

[AzkabanInmate]

That's jesus holding a lightsaber cross :P epic

[whatawittyusername]

haha I thought it was just Jesus. Like for serious. Like an I love Jesus shirt. lmao.

[bondman70]

why do u have a dell monitor if u have a mac book

[LINDSEYrocksallsocks]

BLOOBER!

[stressball37]

australia doesnt have them.

i mean.. two thirds of australia doesnt even have crispy creme.

[xmrwaffles2]

a big mac lolz

[LondonIsCallingChloe]

why were you wearing a cowboy hat when you were talking about ppl in the comments bahaha I live in Texas and I have never heard of a Carl's Jr. :) Oh and I have never owned a cowboy hat either tehehe Lov ya anyways

[theabnormal1]

i notice that none of hank's punishments involve eating gross things...

nothing NEARLY as gross as john's...

[Skaterboibithes]

they call it hardee;s where i live 2........Iowa

[BelieveInAngel]

Hardee's have good breakfast!

[erkdoc5]

I was wondering what Carl's Jr was. They should have said Carl's Jr/ Hardy's so there would be less confused people. btw, Hardy's only has good curly fries... sometimes.

[NotForEating]

Hardy's? That is one hilarious name.

[Evergreen214]

GASP! Hank that's an awesome t-shirt! Please, tell me! Where did you get it??

[Nakummesuak]

Hank... you are 8 kinds of awesome!

[juaninho323]

nerd

[deceptionX3]

I spy Beowulf =D

[xlizzyLPfanx]

haha 0:14 "oh lord, just thank god it was not another carl's jr. ad"

[TetchyTact]

Seriously. 4 of the ppl I am subscribed to kept posting videos on Carl's Jr.

[foshizzlekun]

I love your shirt!<3

[Nanosauromo]

I love that hat and your hilariously bad southern accent.

[dupebrains2]

That shirt, where'd you get it, Hank?

Is made of awesome. :]

[imdatpisceschick]

thinga ma bloober

lol that gets me everytime

[MindofAnnoyance]

LOVE THE JESUS SHIRT

[hk47xhk47x]

love your shirt

[Rosietherabbit]

Hank, you kind of look like an eighteen-year-old boy. Not a however-many-year-old man.

Please take that as a compliment.

[potterlove]

haha I bet John just loves you. What an awesome brother :D

[andrewdafoe]

XD six doller plus tax thinma bogger! o.o;; ...

[Robot1872568]

For me I can't hear like half of the video at different bits... Is anyone else having this problem?

[shlay4kids]

AAHHHH!! I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!! HAHAHA!

[harunabdassami]

Five stars for Natalie aka CommunityChannel

[siobhaan]

OMG HANK!!! I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!!!!

[Niteowlpc]

wat did he say??? lol

[ae2alyssa]

Hi my name is Just Born And Wet Behind the Ears, and I don't understand why the Eating a Fat Sandwich video is private. i was kinda looking forward to it... not that i like seeing him suffer... =[

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

thing-a-ma-bobber. that was classic.

[p30plepers0n]

1000mg of sodium! I dont wana kill him lol

[Uz90g]

do you believe?

[ochoa830]

Good god, 54 GRAMS OF FAT? That's crazy!!!

Boo, don't do ads for Carl's Jr. Nothing against them, but don't sell out. Especially for something with 54 grams of fat!!

[singlouder08]

haha "thing-a-ma-boober"

[SerdnaSagrav]

I have that exact same edition of Beowulf on your book shelf.

[NRT4]

At the Hardees its just called "The Six Dollar Thickburger"

[fdmipgo]

I hope you two never endorse something you obviously care nothing about. Your true humanity is what makes you so awesome.

[LAly99]

ditto

[1awesomepersons]

thing-a-ma-bomber said in a high pitched fast voice is HILARIOUS! :)

[Superstarjazzchip]

What!?!? Carl's Jr. is Real!?!?!?!? I thought the people who made that movie with Luke Wilson just made that up.....

[robinheil]

everyone! vote on the rice! the fat sandwich sounds nastier, but if you look at the ingredients you'll see that the rice is mixed with cubes of fat and Gatorade mix, which is quite nasty.

[ThatNerdfighter]

whta's with the shirt?

[LolImEthan]

It's Jesus with a lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Not sure where it's from though, more than likely Threadless. :D

[ColleentheBoyd]

Threadless all the way!! but I don't know if its from threadless ? :o

[steven4068]

Eat each part by dipping them into shorting, preferable Crisco like a dip, yummy.

[motionjunkie]

I missed the punishments. Glad to see them back

[ArgueExplain]

....is that Jesus with a cross lightsaber?

Jesus is more of a bad ass than people give him credit for.

[Maggiecakes12]

they are still called hardees where i am.

when i saw carls jr i was like wth is that then i was like its freakin hardees but its whatever

[NerdfighterAnna]

oooh man that is mean! poor john!

but this will be hilarious, i must say xD

[myownlover]

i feel retarded because i cannot tell the difference between John and Hank...

are they twins?

[Dakmor123]

I must direct you to the first vlogbrothers video in which Hank expressly discusses ways in which they are different.

They have different happy dances, for example; John has nicer teeth; their glasses are different; John is a fatty; and Hank's voice is high-pitched.

[vampgirl2292]

are they twins?

[mykingweasley]

nope

[ThatNerdfighter]

John's older.

[squirtkgs]

if you did something like that, it better be interesting, because i hate carl's jr ads

[Socialist5]

All parts eaten separately.

[charlottepoet]

haven't had hardee's..in well...goodness! cause it is like a heart attack on a plate :)

when i lived in c-ville, va i would go there later in the evening to get my husband some fried chicken cause he was working overnights at a tv station and i almost always got it free cause they were getting ready to throw it out.

free food FTW

but still sorry john is gonna have to eat some of it!

[DrFirestarter]

This was the first time I ever heard of Carl's Jr. Well I have heard of Hardees... I don't really know what going on here.

[smcclel]

He he he... constituent parts... I'm also looking forward to that.

And on the subject of the Carls Jr ads, I'd rather not see a vlogbrother version -- not that it would be bad, just very commercial and not in the spirit of the vlogbrother channel.

I was happy to see (or not see) the vlogbrothers make a Ford Fiesta video like many others did.

[Ferret840]

u rgybj rgua cuswi ua xiik kik! and yes this sentence does make sence to ppl who know this made up language here it

i think this video is cool lol!

[ElaynesFavorites]

Hardee's in Indiana as well. But I have never been there either.

[mfigzz]

haha you grew up in FL...i live in FL ^o^

yeah...and ive never been to hardees/carls jr either...talk about instant heart attack *gag*

[missy192]

that's disgusting..

[cdavila9]

I really want to see the rest your t-shirt. From what I can see in the vid, it's Jesus using the cross as a sword?

[smurfinpsp]

I second that. T-shirt looks awesome. Obi-wan Jesus.

[1punkpanda]

yeah they are hardees in south carolina also.

[ilovefredandgeorge]

oh so carl's jr is the same as hardee's? that confused me a bunch too...i'd never heard of carl's jr and we don't have either in louisiana...i still don't get what is up with all those ads though!!!

[mcmire]

it does seem that they are. well technically hardee's was acquired by carl's jr about 10 years ago. evidently they operate semi-independently but share the same logo. (see wikipedia)

[cabobs2000]

0:15 is so funny he did that in another vid but i dont know which one

[talkinatchu]

Carl's Jr something or other? Hmmm, Yeah, I'll go with Hardee's... Yeah...

[Minireb123]

eeee you rock hank

[cooolie44]

that is a really

really

really

fat burger

[ePiCxXxPaNDa]

lol 6 dollars plus tax thinga mabooper

[NaturallyAlex]

well,

I think you should get a collab of a lot of nerdfighters eating their burger and yours and call it, the how to eat a carls jr. blah blah blah burger-THE NERDFIGHTER WAY! yeah, sounds good! :)

[lalibrarylady86]

OK, John, if you are well enough to Twitter about Indy, then you are well enough to vlog. Plus we still don't know if Willy got the place cleaned up from his party before you got home.

It's Sunday and telling us about your trip to Australia could be considered "news".

[thatoneguyyouknow83]

hardee's in illinois--mmm in the words or d-d-d-d-d-dora "esta muy delicioso yum yum yum yum yum!"

[Ub3rFiretube]

Well, we don't have any of that Hard' or Carl' crap up here in Massachusetts. WOOHOO! Screw the evil mafia of fast food chains, killing us slowly with failing artery clogs.

...But we still got a crowd of McDonalds. :(

[BlueBearify]

Eat it like a salad!

[catsmew]

Also, CarlsJr is one of the more evil scums in the world of fast food corporations. They not only peddle horrible food which is killing us, their advertisements routinely sexualize women and present them as nothing more than things to be consumed along with the meat. According to carl jrs, women + meat + dehumanized = good.

THEY ARE EVIL.

[catsmew]

JOhn, I am disappointed in you. Why are you advertising in your own way the eating of UNHEALTHY FOOD and the eating of meat, which is unsustainable for our planet? How many calories does that Carl Jr. burger have? I understand other sell outs, but please, you are an educated man with awareness about the world. We have an epidemic of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, and cancers and our health care system is maxed out. Our diet is killing us and our planet. Don't advertise for scum like carls jr!

[pegachick]

I think that's what he was trying to get across....

[Thr89ust]

the eating of meat oh jesus

[blessedbyacurse]

don't do a Carl's Jr ad.

just... no. they're annoying.

[CleverestWitch2188]

I was so insanely confused as to why everyone was making a big deal about food. After all, you buy it... eat it... and flush it down the toilet. Not a huge deal.

However, reading the comments... I'm starting to see the point of this whole thing.

When it comes down to it, fast food is FAST for a reason. How do you cook food quickly? You FRY it in OIL. Or you cook it and let it sit in a warmer for 4 hours. Obviously not healthy.

(continued)

[CleverestWitch2188]

There is a point to this, I promise. As someone who has gone through culinary school... I see the point of not eating any sort of fast food. However, I still do. It's quick... convenient and you don't have to lift a finger. People will always do it.

As for people advertising it... they can do what they wish to on youtube. If I don't like it... I merely don't watch it. This is youtube. Anyone can do whatever they wish to do. It's their channel. If I choose not to watch that's my business.

-Sara

[CleverestWitch2188]

P.S. I should add in that there (as far as I know) no regulations as to whether or not a food can contain high amounts of fat. The place serving it... merely looks to give you something you will buy. They don't care about your waistline. Perhaps this will change in the future. I hope it does.

[projectspillman]

its hardees in kentucky too

[SpiffyKidVids]

It's called Hardee's in North Carolina too. I was really confused while watching the Youtube videos when the logo was the same.

Yeah! John gets punished. :D

[partyweetow]

I'd think in Indiana it's also Hardee's because that's what it's called in Illinois, where I live, and yeah, the states are next to each other.

[ChocolateSoda1]

yeah it's hardee's in Indiana

[myfriendreese]

Those ads are very annoying but I think it would be cool if the nerdfighters got to do something like that.

Also, I like your shirt.

[ChowderisBeast]

those ads are dumb

[aphr43l]

I don't mind the ads that much, most of them were quite fun videos in keeping with the quality of the channel. What I did mind is that all of them came out at once, so you would watch 6 ads in a row if you just clicked on everything in your subscription box... that sorta sux, especially since I'm not in the US so I can't even buy the stupid burgers :P

[InsaneRema]

You should have had a Monster Thickburger in honor of Hassan.

:D

[AlyssaSayBam]

JOHN AND HANK!

so i was using stumble

and it brought me to this ''facts about the animal kingdom'' page

and one of them was like

Scientific observation has shown that most sexual encounters between giraffes are homosexual.

and i thought of you :]

[winkchick]

hahaha you guys are seriously cool people... take it from me :)

that advertisement scheme was very clever... hehe this is where i come in with all my super nerdy advert knowledge :D

did you know that there was a massive hype set up for the film Cloverfield.

In cinemas and on television screens everywhere was the image of the statue of liberty's head rolling through New York.

The ad was signed with the date of release, and no other information.

WAIT! let me finish this comment in a big pm

[HarrissBoBarriss]

Carls Junior is a Burger place... on the West Coast.

[baobabtrees]

okay let me tell you i have experienced carls jr and hardees both... and carls jr is BETTER. i mean it's not healthy and it's not the best food ever, but hardees is disgusting.

[WaRxPr0DiGy]

those carl jr. ads are very annoying

[SanitaryFlame]

like the jesus with the lightsaber cross shirt

[OddmentTweak]

Awesome!

[pinksparkleprincess0]

I havent seen any carls jr adds on youtube. All videos I watch here have a flip video canra add.

[MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY]

You're t-shirt is amazing. AMAZING.

They are called Hardee's here as well!

[charliesgotaguitar]

oh, and.... I know that's not the most important thing about the video, but... I looooove your tshirt! ^^" <3 (if you told me where you got it I would be really glad :) )

[charliesgotaguitar]

I really thought John would have to eat it the way that he would stain his pants with sauce or sth, like in the story of "..in my pants" ^^"

honestly, getting youtube well-known people to do the ads was pure genius. i think that nobody have appreciate how much influence vloggers have on their subscribers. still, in my view it's a bit of selling themselves - not sth I would expect from, for example, Mr Safety. It's cool you're not doing it for real ;)

[whetdu]

I've been to a Hardees when I go South to North Carolina, but I've heard of Carl's Jr., maybe if only from that Paris Hilton ad scandal a few years ago. But anyway, I was just a little annoyed by the blatant promotion, maybe because I was hungry.

[MarshKids]

how do you make your voice so high like that Hank?

nice video by the way

[thesongskater]

TSHIRT!!! Is that Jesus as a Jedi with a cross lightsaber??? awesome!

[mcflyloveme]

I am jealous of your book collection Hank.

[lovestopanic]

Best prospective punishment yet! Way to emphasise the total rot in fast food (not that it stops us eating it)....

[homebythefence]

Seriously Hank, this is an absurdly nerdy and intelligent punishment XD

[strawberryXswirl]

that is a lot of sodium

[OOFTStuart]

well a few of my subscribers have done it and to be honest i don't see the point. however as Johns punishment it is genius :D should he eat it while riding a bike or is that to dangerous? he might graze his knee....

[Zunekien8221991]

yea, they call it hardees here in backwoods, redneck georgia where i live

[KristaAshleigh]

that's where I live too.. when I saw the Carl's Jr. ads at first, I thought that it was kind of like in movies where they have fake restraunt chains that rip off other restraunt chains

[kiyoshi85]

hn... blenderized or... cold...

[jimithingjames]

Great t-shirt, Hank. Do they make one with Muhammed on it?