Modern Warfare 2: MurkaDurkah's Foxy Teacher (MW2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[darkguitar08]

i once found a little toy car in class,so i kept rolling it back and forth on my book for 30 mins.So much funnnn

[blarghhboy]

I sword fight with pencils. Then, when people look, I feel like a fucking loser.

[SyMxreactedbow]

everyday i bring in a little ball and just throw it up and down non stop

[roryisme1]

you lol jks

[colby112232]

Drawing Innapropiate thingz in books then lying a bout it

[karnowo123]

O yer the whole finding things to do in boring classes I get all the time. Especially in IT. When we are "learning" FrontPage or whatever I just go onto Halo on the computer and piss myself off because i'm playing such a horrible game.... but its better then nothing.

[night4345]

@karnowo123 how is halo bad?

[alekeenos]

scratching the little lines on my nails with a pencil

[ZombieSurvivor777]

little games on my graphing calculator

[xXBarrakObamaXx]

show us her picture

[Darconda90]

we count how many times the lecturer says "ummm" once she got a 4 hit c-c-c-combo

[TH3H4IRYRH1NO]

young teachers are the worest its like they have something to prove and just weird people. i played with the girl in front of me hair clip thing for a half hour attacking my arm in college chem lecture.

[Joshlikesmilk]

oh i played with a straw for 2 hours straight!

[DarinReese]

Sweet Spray @1:18

[watchingavideo123]

how is murka only getting 10k views on a respawn vid? Machinima needs to clean up their directors so only the best stay. The sheer amount of low quality directors here is taking away from the good ones success

[MrHeadHunter1221]

@watchingavideo123 yeah like fistdacuffs

[CoDiFiY]

i found my phone in my pocket and i turned on my ringtone and blamed it on a blonde

[poppernuke]

I jerked my penis.

[timster47386]

i used a rubberband and threw it across the room and som1 thought it was a condom. =)

[ibanez641]

im blind and i am so offended

[sdiona]

LOL, Sorry i am not taking questions today.

[mattieman777]

my teacher would make use have jobs so the teachers wouldnt do sht and everyone would do it

[mikeyjk1994]

i got some funny looks from my teacher when my ex girlfriend poked me in the dick for winding her up lol.

[TheDavos11]

i couldnt talk you kept on interupting

[jatras1234]

my m8 got court wanking in class

[MrArgsnart]

Okay really, am i the only one that realizes that the majority of the people who watch machinima respawn videos, are the people who click the link to it, who are already subscribed to whoever... Like legit, i fucking hate when people say something "All you guys over here at Machinima", i mean really think about it, its fucking stupid

[xKapownd]

@MrArgsnart Yeah! That's totally stupid of me to refer to the people to whom I'm speaking! Where do I get off? I should learn to quit being so damn friendly to new people.

Blocked.

[NoFutureForFobody]

@xKapownd I don't think you should've blocked this guy I think he didn't meant it this way! But things sound different when written instead of spoken. Anyway Keep up the good work!!

[MrArgsnart]

@NoFutureForFobody Yeah ive been subscribed to him for like forver, literally, was in the first 1000... And yes your right i didnt mean it to be mean i meant it so people can think about it, im just saying, its like he ignores his actual subscribers, which i guess is the base of what im trying to say.

[mikester5983]

@MrArgsnart

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrArgsnart]

@mikester5983 Lmfao, good for you.

[THEGRAPPL3R1]

When I have a foxy teacher try growing a pair... if she knows that you got a nice package shes gonna do what ever it takes for it...

[superscuba23]

i wrote a song without trying. we were watching a video and for 5 min. i was writing a song for no reason :)

[Outlawsniper12]

i take my pencil and poke people with it and hopw the get mad :D

[johnjohnjohn777]

When you said we should talk back I tried and eventually said "Are you even listening????" then I realized you're just a video :'c

[CreeDofNeoN]

I'd say I use my penis but it isn't boring.

[CreeDofNeoN]

We love you MurkaDurkah!

[SyCo888]

I love hitting other people when the teacher isn't looking.

[SemtexJunky]

MurkaDurkah FTW?!?!?!? :D

[maartenh94]

i got a boner in class once, or more than once actually :)

[skullz3505]

i enjoyed commentary its something different hearing commentary about exactly what im seeing is stupid....o i shoot this guy in head then knife next well duh im only seeing it

[meatballsteak]

RATED M FOR MATURE

[Femms11]

i draw on my hand and text and i do it in english and art cause they are the most boring subjects

[thexutubexhero]

nice vid

>:)

[arrudawakening]

Great commentary:)

[WhiteTrash99991]

dude ur freakin awesome i would suck ur penis

[TheHazardWarning]

My friend found this pink rubber duck in one class and he was extremely amused for the next 2 hours with the duck and decided to take it. Now he takes it out on every class and has SO much fun... :D

[KEVisPRO]

the only thing i hated about this video was the damn add at the end

[Fernil01]

the teacher was probably trying to assert herself because she was new.

[lope306]

Where do you go to college

[wulson]

thumb up if you think taylor should secretly take a pic of his Italian teacher and post it in a video.

[xxMOHAWKKIDxx15]

i always talk when listening to commentary

[LunarSolitude]

the amount of sex I would give to MurkaDurkah is unparalleled.

[DrNonsense2]

MURKAH IS AWWWWEEESSSOME.

[Herimia]

u get homeowork in college? and have different classes eg italian when ur doing psychology. thats odd

[MrMinorSetback]

22 ÷ 7 ??

[TheBattlesmurf]

@MrMinorSetback thats impossible!

[NoFutureForFobody]

@TheBattlesmurf Nope it's an old-fashioned way to write pi(it's less accurate)

[Xyllianos]

@MrMinorSetback pi, ish

[blink159]

When I'm late for things, it goes like this.

"You're late."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

That never ends well either.

[jem689]

My history teacher is bald.

[TheReterded]

<3 your videos

[m0skunk]

good stuff man

[slimgonecrazy]

wow in history we had a sub and by the time class ended i was covered in sharpie ppl should not leave those in the desk

[the8os5]

my spanish teacher last year was as you would call a , "foxy lady" so basically thats what i did in spanish last year :)

[DahhSkuxX]

DahhSkuxX is FTW

[funnystuff3221]

my history teacher is so bad that i do something to try and get her attention with my head

yesterday i did pulled my hat up and wore a beanie and put my head town all of class..... she didn't notice for 52 minutes (my friend and i had a running timer)

and today was sweatshirt turban thursday :)

[eloncay11]

Brian Regan FTW!!

[IPkProductions]

ily <3

[TheGrayStranger]

My teacher isn't foxy...

[bulatgibadullin]

What college do you go to?

[ethood1999]

@bulatgibadullin missouri university i think or mizzou however they call it

[Hazed95]

we love taylor :)

[somuchrandom]

I did that with a rubber band once, i was bored to death in a math class

[LemonsMcBob]

thanks for telling this story again, the game volume was really loud and i couldn't tell what you were saying

[TheUltimatePoole]

yeah you said this story before but it doesnt doesnt matter its funny

[dakotagonzalez]

i'm so ussing this tommorow in spanish

[BreakersUnion]

Watching your videos. MurkaDurka gang or die... lol

[eatmydonuts]

Taylor, you're definitely working your way up to my favorite commentator spot, I look forward to finding your videos in my sub box :D

[aGuyFromPleven]

When I get bored during a lecture, I start drawing :D

[devindaniell]

Taylor for president.

[Hgrunz]

Awesome vid keep it up man

[DangNotAloud]

Clicky highlighters!!!

[RustyBanshee]

Is it weird that I did decide to talk back to him?

[iiKelleher]

i jerk in public, and im not talking about the dance

[dakotagonzalez]

@iiKelleher gigity!

[killerducky420]

i macgyver things when i was in highschool i would take a paper clip rubber band and my eraser off pencils and flung them everwhere and that was very entertaining for me

[xX0v3rd0s3dXx]

lol Murkah does Sarah know about this???

[dangerboy3111]

xKapownd is FTW 

[Disturbed763]

Staring at the wall behind the teacher and unfocusing your eyes makes for an okay nap.

[IIFeaRzXD]

the most stupidest thing ive played with has to be to magnets just plain magnets that you cant do anything with and they were actually very entertaining till class ended

[Skullkidz11]

Woo hoo I love u!

[Lin3freak]

...playing with silly bands o.o

[jacksimon1234]

AhMahZing

[colts18beast]

@JJxGameplay Actually I don't bitch

[Po1ntblank2019]

When im bored in class i just think about all things that arent school

[Glasseh]

Taylor, I tried talking to you. But you kept on interrupting me all the time. Rude! ;(

[IIIIENJOYIIII]

good luck taylor

[gfxlab]

That teacher situation sounded like the beginning of a great Redtube video lol, awesome video Murka

[xKapownd]

@gfxlab Oh yeah, my life is just one big porn. : )

[MrIndianapolis13]

@gfxlab lol i know

[gamer360ful]

i just sleep ahahha

[chillinwdk]

F5 to skip ads

and it sounds like your teacher is just playing hard to get...why do you think she asked you to stay after ;)

[bloodyAXE112]

@XxRaIdZxX hey i did tat on my math text book

[Robplayscod]

u b awesome

[TheHenMen]

haha nice

[hellbadvid]

if it was a top 5 commenteries of the week this won would win :D

[loxton93]

I masterbate in class ^_^

[DahhSkuxX]

@loxton93 Lol . 

[thexutubexhero]

@loxton93 lol, what the fuck....

[beng3138]

@loxton93 Thats why you can't spell masturbate.

[SyCo888]

@loxton93 I prefer taco bell.

[evandude112]

@loxton93 who doesnt

[THEGRAPPL3R1]

@loxton93 try while driving... especially freeway driving

[kiddywampa]

@loxton93 at my school we actally had a kid masterbate in class, he got suspended

[joubiiy]

i just find a way of sleeping without gettin caught

[kwekusan]

he im blindeed whas wreng width thas

[chillinwdk]

F5 to skip ads

[guywhoplaysmw2]

i love you make more vid on machinama

[punjabipride11]

i pertend to use my pen as a rocketship

[nakedaswecame8d]

@punjabipride11 lol, that made me LOL. xD

[OdiuaxInTeRvEnTiOn]

I try to find a mosquito flying around and hope it bites someone and i go "LOL get sucked noob" i'm a very lonely person ^^

[XGodsXPlanX]

Whenever I start college im gonna bring along some army men to class. You know those little green action figures?Hahaha

[Trixrocks]

I had a full blown conversation with you Durky. <3

[buglifethugs]

great video!!!

[lazyluigi101]

Great commentary, Taylor!

[dullahgg]

draw a smiliey face on the edge of my nob

[Grayden112467]

In my science class, I would make a grapple hook out of yarn and a paper clip and try to rip stuff off the walls...

[TheSaoul]

@Grayden112467 I can honestly say... I've done that before.

[andrewma0024]

i take eraser shavings ,push them all together and pretend its a mountain. Sometimes i pretend they're people in a hurricane and i blow them away.

[CheeseyVagina]

Do homework. Seriously

[GuyFromCanada09]

In my French classes I always bring tons of Pennies to put on the windowsill and I just sit there and think about the people that see this giant pile of pennies and what they might do with them. Lmfao

[blueweirdo3]

i don't have to make up anything i just pull out my ipod put on some music and ZoNe OuT!i!i

[blueweirdo3]

i don't have to make up anything i just pull out my ipod put on some music and ZoNe OuT!i!i

[venomghost33]

break pencil lead into lots of pieces and put them at the top of the desk and when they roll down hit them back up and dont let any of them fall off the ground lmao

[SHAMWOW719]

I draw faces on my erasers and make them attack each other

[dtstarcher111]

i had a biology teacher named ms rositano, man she was sexy

[SparrowBoi10]

Your Awsome! :)

[300349263]

eraser wars.

pick them apart into chunks and whip them at the teacher and other classmates.

[iWantMyNuggets]

Did anyone else speak back? idid.

[purx3ranger]

i sometimes act like the normal erasers that go on ur pencils and act like there planes killing each other lol

[iTzTrooper]

I use the ad's to look at the comments.

[BadB0y380]

it kinda pisses me off that people dislike a video just for the sake of doing it.

[turdfighter1]

make weapons w school suplies

[ShadowAce51]

I chewed paper with my friend in British Literature. Danced in Chemistry, call my friends beard a white supremacist(hes black) but it was all in good fun and I made a a pair of dice in art out of a type of paper and made another cube with 'Writer's Block" written on each side hee hee get it

[lightswornrulez007]

your one of the good commentaters . good job

[LemonNeo]

Bring back Daily Durkah!

[P0wnHell]

"sorry im not taking any questions today" lol

[xQuickNikk]

Wondering why a lot of women aren't in Kitchens these days.

[DallasgivestheD]

i found a condom in bio

[HaqpYHD]

I just piss around with rulers, Funny shit.

[Jakerace2live]

drawing random words in by there frist letter in franch like B4L=Bike 4 Life

[TheNookClan]

this guys pro!!!

[mclive4]

Pics or gtfo

[IWantedThisName1]

i played plants vs zombies in spanish everyday for the last to months of school.

[zuveehAP]

next year murkah on the jersey shore!

[WeskersPlayhouse]

oh snap you got to stay after with the teacher lol

um I doodle on all my paper. random words and lyrics and stuff. little drawings.

[TheVorodor]

I just day dream a lot, mostly about the girl sitting opposite me for some reason lol

Best commentry iv heard in ages, subs

[MelvinMcNoodles]

Awsome vid,but is it rlly needed tht u dropshot someone wen u are 3feet from them?

[lebronkobeNBA]

I'm not taking questions today haha

[samsamlake]

Awesome man. Keep it up.

[ipotudropigfi]

Borat sent me.

[s1m4r]

clicking a pen