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  • USA- land of talk. and I thought this was an actual video. Shame on you, stanka ass yank !

  • He's Fuckin' SEXY!!!!!!!

  • Awesome idea !!!! :3

    @cheddarcheese240

    1. We don't care

    2. Go away

    3. Don't like it? Don't watch it!

  • Dude, you need to sort somethings out.

    1) You're a pervert.

    2) Nobody goes on Myspace.

    3) Why would Obama or the press listen to a pervert on getting rid of these machines.

    And 4) You should stop putting videos on YouTube because nobody's going to listen to guy who has fantacies about Michelle Obama being naked atthe airport

  • @cheddercheese240 You completely missed the point.

  • good luck with that

  • Theres no need for her to go through them. Hello shes the first lady its not like she flies commercial. Its a good idea but needs a bit of work.

  • HELL YEAH. i think its a legit request.

  • lets stop bs'n! These scans like so many new laws, are the 1st steps to having freedom stricken from the American record! Straight up

  • your such a douche but u have a point...douche

  • Mark Dice...you're a faggot. Why don't you invite your momma to do the same thing.

  • you got a point! I agree with you!

  • Mark, you just want to see Michelle Obama's nude body. You Perv. ( and who doesn't, I thought Da Pres was all about sharing the wealth) News Flash.. she doesn't like white people so I doubt she will take your request to heart. If you had 50 thousand brothers and sisters calling for this she would do it in a heartbeat.

  • Every time I get scanned at the airport, the male TSA people get really mad with me and the female TSA people become extremely nice to me. Why is that?

  • you are SO right

  • your an ass and a dbag

  • who gives a sh1t about michelle obama's body.....she'll do it as long as they get paid by central bank

  • Mark Dice, a little bit insecure about a particular body part perhaps? If somebody's gotta see a vague outline of me on a screen to keep the U.S. safe, then by all means, go for it.

  • Better idea, get his daughter to go through it first. Have all the sick child molesters looking at it. Full body scanners are against child porn laws... plain and simple.

  • Handsome!

  • I'd rather not see Michelle obamas pancake nipples.

  • i dont know about yall but i dont want some chomo looking at my 12 and 15 year old girls nude

  • @RougeSniper1 You have a choice to be body scanned or pat down I believe

  • thats funny!!!!!

  • Require every politician to be first in line to go through these machines!!!

  • botox?

  • no, lets see his little girls do it. I BET YOU he wont do it

  • Great idea! And let's see Sasha and Malia demonstrate the new pat down procedures too. It's no big deal, right?

  • He is cute!

  • Not just Obamas wife. Since this is supposedly so on the up and up, all of them should be required to expose their images IN PUBLIC. How do we know who's looking at all the naked images of our wife's and children? This is sick. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander. This is demented and people submitting themselves to this thinking it's for their own good are dangerously mistaken and people that think this is a laughing matter as some do are seriously fucking retarded.

  • The scanner machines are called "Rapiscan".

    I'm not sure how you pronounce that.

  • They already have a picture of Michelle Obama, all you have to do is look in the Nat. Geo. Mags. Haha. On a serious note the body scans don't show anything internally, ie rectal or vaginal insertions. What they need to do is go back to using dogs, they can smell even the smallest traces of anything!

  • @panaceaschildint i know - its not like this is the only way to go about searching for bombs - there are literally hundreds of alternative ways that are more cost-effective AND more effective including the use of Dogs - but why nude body scans? why pat downs? - even for small boys and girls? there is something really wrong here. I guess the government is trying to see how much we can take before we actually fight back.

  • What about pregnant women?Is this bodyscanning dangerous to the pfregnancy?

  • @Hans021220 i know huh? maybe they wanna make the baby deformed with the machines.. idk just a thought.

  • according to the CAIR. (Coucil on American-Islamic Relations) ALL Muslim women will be exempt from this invasive scanning and also a full body pat down. only their head and neck will be patted down.

    also, Instead of the pat-down, they can always request to pat down their own scarf, including head and neck area, and have the officers perform a chemical swipe of their hands.

    I say we all buy a Burka or a Hijab and go thru the security check as a muslim woman.

  • @woddensoapbox I'm going to look that up

  • @woddensoapbox yep!!! I found reference to it. I'm going to look into it further. Thanks for the info.

  • eeewwww gross!!

  • How would Obama like his daughters being patted down?  These "security measures" are unconstitutional.

  • it's not really the goverments fault that the US needs to have all these security measures. I'm for the People, not the goverment but they do have a certain responsiblity to protect the US people from danger. If they fix the screens on the xray machines I think that is less intrusive than having some kooky security guard get to feel your whole body.

  • @calscott1 Responsibility to protect? LOL.. Hey before reprogramming myself- coming on youtube that was what I had believed!!! Even though if I ever see Bush I will not be responsible for what I do throwing up on him etc., but for his pedophile and why the jerk never answered my emergency letter for help. And in concern to child endangerment MICHIGAN governments doings only to harm us.....

  • @RobinSpence100 Write more letters to different officials is my suggestion. Write your Senator and any other gov dept that can handle the situation. Take notes on everything that is happening to include in your letter. I'm not sure what your situation is.

  • @calscott1 Grave enlightening I was once programmed as you seem with such belief in our government that was until many crooked cases in Michigan. Yeh I covered it all but just found out how corruption starts at leadings as such. Michigans governor whom appoints the civil rights said they had no power over those not doing thier jobs. Actually at thier promotions child endangerment, they did not even care that they could've prevented a childs death but an outcome to thierbad pushing&media-lies

  • @adarkblond The fact is, I OWN YOU. If you don't want to submit and allow me to feel your tits, or scan your computers data, or bang your daughter, don't fly, don't surf the 'net, and don't procreate.

    So buckle under like all the rest, ok? The government operatives are already scanning your computer to start a file on you.

    (God, I love playing with the tin-foil hat crowd! Lol!)

  • Thanks Brother for your outspoken stance. The truth is you won't ever see ANY of the elite going through this dangerous, humiliating and unconstitutional process because it is made for us to know we are OWNED by THEM. And they have the right to grab my tits and your balls because we are slaves with no rights of our own. I will never allow anyone to do this to me EVER! I am not a criminal nor willing to be subjugated.

  • Dude, who wants to see Michelle nude? We all know she's hiding a banana under there. Now it's your job to guess if that's a racist joke or if I'm saying she has a dick.

  • @hrvad Well, considering that the much threatened "Opt Out" day where the throngs of the modest were allegedly going to "paralyze the nation" has fallen flat on it's face, I'd say the point is moot.

    I thought as much.

  • If everyone completly quit flying for a few days or however long to show the airports we don't like the Naked Body Scans. Those scanners would come out as fast as they put them in. If your going to Protest something do it the right way. QUIT FLYING!!!

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  • @calscott1 A nice idea. But it's precisely what the terrorists want. Too many people here ignore the fact that the word terrorism is about causing fear (and, er, terror). So part of their victory is to see us all running around like headless chickens (I think they'd prefer us to be headless period), installing expensive kit at airports, which causes delays, which slows down the economy, etc etc etc. By stopping flying, the terrorists are simply winning...

  • @mlcmuk ya i'm aware of all that. I mostly wrote that for the people that were just complaining. I saw on tv that there going to make the screens to be a colored picture (like in a book) now, instead of an xray image so it won't be intrusive. The picture would show a yellow dot in the spot the scanner detects something on the body. That should make everyone happy, if they really do that.

  • (And I despise Obama)

  • What an idiot. The actual images (not the bogus alarmist images being circulated) are ghostly out-lines that could titillate no one. And the tech is in another room and doesn't see the person going through the machine anyway, and couldn't identify the person if they tried.

    And further, it's assholes like this guy who would be squealing the loudest if their plane was bombed.

  • @SierraAV8R Excellent. Looking forward to the ghostly Michelle pics then. I think, however, that you have to DEAL with the fact that while -according to you - they're just ghostly pictures there are several cases where airport personnel have been jacking off to them. By pretty much any definition that spells pr0n to me. Those pics just have to have some wankability built into them, and that's really a fact you have to deal with instead of just brushing it all away

  • @SierraAV8R ARE YOU A MORON? Or do you just act like one on You Tube?

    Name all of these thousands of dangerous incidences on planes and lives lost (zero except false flag ops) that make flying so dangerous that it has become worth abandoning ALL of our constitutional rights.

    You patsy fool, idiots like you are destroying the essence of our system because you are either too incredibly stupid to see the real picture here or you are benefiting from the program to turn the US into a police state.

  • AAAAAAAAA HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO....this is unbelievable! What THe ???????????????? I also think that when we get the pat down, if they will be so kind to allow us...I am gonna coo and moan through the whole thing and blow them kisses while thanking them for the good time!...why? CUZ I CAN and it will be my response to how redick this is! And ya...I love the idea of having Michelle be a demonstrator of how harmless and non-offensive this really is, along with Mr. B!

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  • Absolutely brilliant!

  • Absolutely brilliant!

  • Very, very nice, but let's up the ante. Why not also send Malia & Natascha Obama, age 12 and 9, thought those scanners with Mom? ... Actually, I feel disgusting for writing that sentence. But I could be wrong - so Obama, prove me wrong. You can do it. You *can* do stuff, right?

  • nice I was thinking about that lets see the whole obama family there and ....well but personally I dont give a shit Ill b laughing my ass off when I go to the airport next time

  • I agree

  • I guess we all wanted a "change" by electing this president. Too bad the change is loosing all of our rights one by one. Where do we go for justice when the government is breaking it's own laws?

  • The president can end it. He doesn't, therefore you can most certainly blame him.

  • @kronosx7 ok but you can blame all you want but I can guarantee he won't change it because he sticks to his principles. No matter how much blame and crying you do, won't change a thing. Therefore, rather than blaming. Actually do something about it, you have congressman for a reason. Also, do you see any of our politicians doing anything about it? and I ask you logically, define right and wrong...think about it.

  • how dumb are all of you... 911 didn't wake anyone up and then we go to war for...weapons of mass destruction...which ofcourse they didn't have...and now because of recent intensified measures "scan and SAVE" lives... how is this any different from Bush and his Big Brother program where they could invade our privacy on cell phones when necessary. If you want to be mad. Be mad at your local congressman for allowing such laws to happen. Be mad at the Press for this leak of privacy. Not the Presiden

  • In regards to the full body scans, I believe it’s fair to say that flying is a privilege, therefore if you don’t want to be groped as people are calling it or have your body scanned, then you have the choice to either drive, take a bus, or a boat to your destination. Safety should be our priority.

  • @ppd742 Yeah, a privilege for congressmen, agency heads and other politicians. The rest of us should be treated like cattle, and learn to like it, because the exempt ones know what is best for us.

  • @ppd742 exactly, but do we want the government dictating to us that this is the ONLY way to keep us safe and is it worth loosing our constitutional rights? What else will they do to us in the name of safety? It's almost like we don't have a voice and they are free to enforce anything they want in the name of "safety", perhaps next they will come and raid our homes just to make sure we are all safe.

  • you all are SO stupid

  • Thanks Obama supporters. Only liberal democrats would think of something so stupid and wrong for America.

  • God, you are so hot! I really want to make it with you.

  • Yes and while they are at it, would they subject their daughters to this too? I doubt it!

  • Dude. You rock. Hypocrisy is all around these days.

  • very good idea Mark! ROFL !! lets michelle prove us how uninvasive these body scans are and she will be treated like any other american citizen, if she refuses she will have the enhanced pat down and show us how being groped is not in the least bit invasive either

  • Don't forget the daughters too, put them thru the pad down like the 3 year old who went thru it.

  • What the fuck is wrong with this country! Every body knows that dogs are far more effective and cheaper. The company that makes these scanners has influence in the form of lobyists.

  • AMEN.

  • Get a petition going and I'll sign it.

  • Excellent Idea! I think Barrack and Michelle should both do it and have their pictures published side by side.

  • Let's get this idea on the national news channels! Fear just begets more fear, and when people are afraid they will go to horrible lengths and commit terrible abominations to try to aliviate their fear...even as they feed it.

  • MARK DICE FOR PRESIDENT!

  • I'm an Obama supporter, but this guys got the nail right on the head.

  • @thatsexyerikkid the fact that you started your statement with "I'm an Obama supporter" proves no one should listen to you because you're basically a fucking moron.

  • @thatsexyerikkid Yup! PLEASE help FIGHT to remove the TSA screeners.

    Senator Mike Doherty (R-23) has an on-line petition

    “Stop Invasive TSA Screening”

    Google; Mike Doherty petition to read / sign it. THANK YOU.

    TSA are ILLEGAL. DEFEND OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

  • @thatsexyerikkid Then you sir are a fucking retard. Not that he did not hit the nail on the head, your right about that.

  • Do we actually believe radical haters of a country or religion would waste their energy and life boarding a plane and blowing up 300 people with them on it? About 1000 people a year die in plane crashes do to malfunction anyway. My point is that every bit of this security thing is about taking away your freedom. PERIOD.

  • I think everyone should show up at the airport naked. I don't have a problem with nudity I have a problem with invasion of privacy and the fact that Norad couldn't stop three "attacks" on our homeland so Americans have to pay the price?Secret govt uses terrorism to justify controlling everyone. Theme parks/nuclear sites/stadiums are the targets of a REAL haters of the US not airplanes and WTC bldgs. The elite won't destroy $ making machines but REAL radical haters would. Yet they haven't

  • Yea. I like this! and have his kids opt out and have a so called "advanced pat down"

  • The scariest part is that a poll out today says 85% of Americans think the scanners are just fine. Do people no longer care about their dignity? This really has me seething. I will do the molestation/rub down before I take in unnecessary radiation from the x-ray machine. What am I, a friggin piece of luggage now?

  • @claudianow

    A lot of people don't even know about them. When they hear the words "body scanner" they think of the metal detector. It's only something that's just recently made national news over here on every major news station.

  • HAHAHA it's some sick fucks out there oh and i heard TSA dont change there gloves when they search you so.....if someone got crabs well....oh and great idea about the michelle thing

  • Of course, we should allow her the same option as the rest of us...she can opt out and have a blue-shirt run their hand across her genitals for safety's sake, of course.

  • yeap!!..agree with U!!!...

  • know what? just show up to the airport naked....

  • released to the press AND video screens at every airport that uses the scanners, showing her scan AND her being patted down/groped up! Because some people who allow that scan, have ALSO been forced to the invasive grope down as well.

  • 100 to 1 says that the next time Mark Dice tries to board a plane, the airport security will detain him! I love being Canadian, and still having FREEDOM!

  • 100 to 1 says that the next time Mark Dice tries to board a plane, the TSA will detain him! I love being Canadian, and still having FREEDOM!

  • LMAO...!! I love it...!!

  • Good Point. The president and the first lady should lead. Only then will the masses follow.

  • I shared your video on the 'Ban NUDE Body Scanners' page on facebook. I would LOVE to see this gain enough attention to get a good response!

  • I have no problems with TSA seeing me naked, but they really should buy me dinner first. I mean, this beer belly of mine doesn't come free you know. It takes work!

  • Great idea!

    And how about a boycot of flying, say... maybe the 1st week of the new year?

    Threatening to bankrupt all Airlines ought to get some attention.

    Maybe not from the scanner manufacturers, but they're already rich now.

  • UR an idiot!

  • Mark, I'd like to see you naked.

  • What utter stupidity. What he is suggesting is not in any way what transpires. A legitimate question would be if Michelle walks through security and a scanner without anyone knowing who she is and no record, much less publishing the images. What a fucking moron. Another member of the rabid right. I can't tell if he's just a nutcase or truly stupid. Probably both. There are legitimate issues involved. His idiotic comments don't address them at all.

  • What are you......a freekin' pervert? Why would you want to see Sasquatch the Obesity Crusader, with her ever-widening hips, Patrick Ewing countenance, and her bounty of big bones...... naked???? I just don't understand?

  • @ricvonzipper Would be appropriate if released on Halloween.

  • How do we know if these security people aren't freaks when they look at young kids naked body, getting their rocks off? There hasn't been one security person that refused to sit at that screen looking at naked bodies, to them it's like looking at porn. I am so glade I never in my life flew on a plane, and with this crap I will never fly.

  • We'd so totally rather be violated by falling out of the sky at 200 mph. Oh wait ....not really. Hey, I have an idea! We'll call it Issues Airlines, yeah! Made just for you. Only people who don't want to be checked for explosives get to fly it. Good luck.

  • This body scan thing is disgusting. What about modesty? Regular x-rays don't look like the images you get from a body scan! I am glad I am not Megan Fox,or Halle Berry. Some pervs taking pics and sharing them with friends. This is intentionally to see people naked. We ARE in the end times,this crap is ALSO engineered. The USA is becoming a 3rd world country,and it is ENGINEERED.

    Just like these disgusting,"you have no rights" body scans.

    Glen

  • You make a good point, man, but I must say WHO would want to see that Lard-Ass naked?? 

  • I would fuck michelle until she bleeds then show her that blood and tell her this is what her husband has our troops shed everyday in iraq,afghanistan,pakistan, and yemen.Anti-militerastic physical anologies are great aren't they?

  • @lezsmokehaze420 Really dude, i think that haze has gotten to you. Bush got us into the war...and Obama recently pulled most of the troops out of iraq. unfortunately the world isn't peaceful and without militaries it would be chaos everywhere. a threat to stop another threat. by the way what about the blood shed to get you that "haze"...just something to think about. when you aren't high

  • MarkDice, I agree with you but the problem is Michelle could just do that. She would then say... "See, even I did it so nobody else should have a problem with it.

  • “Those who sacrifice Liberty for security deserve neither” -Benjamin Franklin 

  • @IBMeddling wow strong words.

  • Is the scanner even safe if you travel a lot???

  • I wonder how well hung Barrack is? 

  • Signed!

    But I want to be there live to see his... I mean her picture.

  • dude don't make a fucking deal out of those x-ray scans.....gut something to hide.?..how gives a fuck if the security guys see your nipples or your dick....whatever....safety first bro....

  • @timzwaan1 “Those who sacrifice Liberty for security deserve neither” -Benjamin Franklin

  • @timzwaan1 : spoken like a true mindless sheep, when they start putting on rubber gloves and sticking their finger up your asshole for "safety" morons like you will be the first in line saying just what you wrote in your comment. BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.. BBBBBAAAAAAHHHH.. fuckin' sheeple.. amazing how dumb people can be.

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  • why is nudity such an issue?

  • @yokes007

    Because it's our own privacy.

    If you like showing your genitals to the world, go right ahead.

    I prefer to keep my privacy to myself.

    Then again, I'm a grower, not a shower.

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  • excellent idea!

  • and further more, all of the politicians that are pushing this should be forced to do the same not only themselves but their wives and daughters should be included as well... 

  • GREAT IDEA!!!Also will his kids drink flouridated water or take these new h1n1 vacines? Does Obamas kids drink aspertame sweetened drinks? How about the food products from Codex Alamentarius? GREAT VIDEO, BRAVO!

  • Why are Muslims the only ones objecting? We should ALL be protesting, WTF.

    .

    Pornos and nudity define life here in the US. But that doesnt mean we're all ok with our wives, sisters, daughters and mothers being stripped naked via body scanners.

  • Barack Obama pushed thumbs down key 46 times

  • Hell yeah that is an idea! Go mark!

  • anyone else heard that body scanners are unacceptable to Muslims?

    They probably don't want their women to ever get scanned.... You know they bag them up like their ghosts..

  • @GravDiga Ur on crack bud. A friend of mine who is a Muslim 3 days ago traveled outside of country, and him along with his sister and whole family had to go through full body scans, right before my eyes when I went to drop them. They were totally fine with that. You should stop being an asswipe.

  • @Has564 umm no? its on the internet?

    Muslims trying to push for sharia law.. in italy..

    and on google i saw the headlines of muslims find it body scans unacceptable?

    what kind of moron are you? they cover up their women.. except their arms and face..OR their whole body except their eyes... it is their ''law''.. from their fake god.. and their fake god is above any human... in the book it says terrorize nonbelievers and women MUST be covered to remain pure... So of course they wont allow scans!

  • DICE!!!!!!!!

  • Haha Mark got a chrush on Michelle and wants some nude pics ^^

    You silly americans with your silly problems xP

  • Pretty sexist of you to want her to do it and not him. Also, pretty paternalistic to pose your question to him about her, as though her body is his chattel to decide what to do with. Boo, all around.

  • Mark Dice...I Totally agree with you!!

    It's necessary to stop with this privacy invasion in name of a supposed "security issue" for "freedom fighting" and "war on terror"!!

    When USA starts practicing what they preach so much about freedom...maybe they stop having so many people wanting them to die!! When USA starts letting people live how they want to live...and not wanting to rule over other nations as they please...maybe they dont need to be affraid of them anymore!!

  • and obama the liar too

  • thats fucking right lmao

  • i agree mark, let them put there money where their mouth is. Greatr work Mark

  • ha, Mark your a legend

  • good idea

  • i dont wanna see it.. i might vomit.. lol

  • if you are a man spreading the Gospel, good for you, but if you are just a guy trying to save this world, it's nothing you can do, it's written this trouble times should happen and this will happen, the only thing you can do is helping the blind people to seek GOD and saving your own soul. Because Jesus is coming back soon.

  • God bless Mark Dice

  • I think all the politicians need to show themselves to us first naked .

  • Bravo! Had I been a US citizen, I wold have voted for McCain. What America needs is an experienced leader, not an eloquent Messiah.

  • very very brilliant man..at least there is someone who spoke for the people being humiliated.....

  • Well if one person checks you have no weapons on you, and it includes seeing you naked, its not as invasive as showing your naed scan picture to the whole press. Now THAT'S PORN. The airports' will is not to see you naked. If they wanted to see you naked, they would implore you to take off your clothes under a stupid excuse. And THAT WOULD BE PORN.

  • @F1superfanantic the problem is these machines have the ability to keep the picture that it is taking, even thought they claimed numerous times that they had no such capability. With the numberous amount of security leaks and TSA workers abusing their power at these, every pic can be considered porn. I don't know where my picture is going to end up, and if you cannot gaurente that it will be destoryed or never logged, then it has no business even being discussed.

  • "Any one who will trade freedom for security deserves neither" - Benjamin Franklin

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  • Commonly misattributed quote.

    Franklin never said that.

  • Sure he did, Google it !

  • "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

    This was used as a motto on the title page of An Historical Review of the Constitution and Government of Pennsylvania. (1759); the book was published by Franklin; but its author was Richard Jackson

  • @Blago6actual - Thanks for the correction. It has been noted. Next time I quote this I'll make sure to state the correct author :)

  • for the picture to be taken it HAS to be on a hard drive which means it is saved if you have any knowledge in tech you would know that

  • This "security scan" results in nude images of everyone that goes through it, while a Person views it. This includes people from the age of 3-17. Don't care if it can be saved or not.

    If the government was serious about scanning people, they would use the termal ones, that are more efficient, but don't show body parts. The ones that look like the Predator vision!

  • Yeah I bet you are looking forward to her scans!

    I see no problem with this, It's a blue outline of the human form, not a big deal. People see more "skin" when you're at the beach. Also you can choose to have a pat down insted of the scan. I bet the families of those that died during 9/11 and those that could have died during the botched bombing in Dec wish the scanners were implace.

  • u need to do some research buddy

  • LMAO That is an awesome idea!

  • And people have the BALLS to tell me I am over reacting to this body scanner.

  • and his kids, plus all the members of congress and their families

  • come on man... ok... now lets imagine she gets up and does it. Right then and there and you get your publications and all that. Now does that make it right? Still not. The point is... kinda immature.