Apple o' lantern

[BaubleRob]

Who is watching this?

[Wizjkahna]

Great artwork. But that apple looked as bad as the number 5 chicken on your channel's background image. Happy Halloween!

[BaubleRob]

Right back atcha! The apple was from my auntie's tree. She gave me so many there was no way I was ever going to eat them all. It was either carve faces into them or hawk them at old ladies. It was cold outside that day so I decided to carve.

[pestilenceanddoom]

I love Halloween! My parents dressed me up in a costume the first time I came home from the hospital; it's so tiny *^_^*

That's the greatest apple I've seen. He even has a little horn. I've never seen kids trick or treat here, but the posh houses down the street have a lot of people everywhere. I just hate when people harm animals on Halloween. I'll never understand that.

[BaubleRob]

I've never heard of people doing that. Horrible. What usually happens here is that psycho kids start setting off fireworks early (ahead of Bonfire Night on the 5th) and blow their mitts off.

[Unpleasantness]

Some old lady would give us 38 and a half pence in copper and tell us not to buy cigarettes with it . We'd buy a 32nd of tac .

[TwoLeggedMutton]

Oh hey.  Nice apple o' lantern. Salem MA is about a 45 minute train ride from Boston. They go all out crazy halloween over there.

[paisleyduck]

Half of the little shits in this neighborhood don't even wear costumes, let alone trick. Although, maybe a trick on the southside of Chicago is "I'll bust a cap in yo ass." I dunno.

[BaubleRob]

A friend of mine worked in a Syndey emergency room and said that the axe wound numbers hit the roof. I'll take a match through the letterbox any day...

[Theultimatebride]

Kermie looks so happy.

I'm planning some tricks of my own for any little shits that dare come up my steps this halloween. I've yet to see a trick that isn't just vandalism. Paul Daniels was never a vandal.

[BaubleRob]

Twat but not a vandal. Maybe we could just answer 'trick' and then shake their hands with one of those electric buzzers everyone used to wear in the Beano. Hooked up to the mains, obviously.

[TheRedHeadDuo]

I've already had people coming to the door for trick or treat.

I don't mean to be funny, but it's the 22nd, FFS!

[BaubleRob]

Are you serious?! That is just ridiculous. I also hate how the only people who make a Guy and wheel it around for "a penny" (meaning a fiver) are the town scumbags. They Guy itself is usually a Lacoste tracksuit stuffed with bath towels with a balloon for a head. Rubbish.

[TheRedHeadDuo]

Probably a fake Lacoste tracksuit.

Whereas for Hallow'een, all the twelve year old girls are dressed as prostitutes and the dear lovely town scumbags are of the black bag and Scream-bought-at-Poundland-var­iety.