WTF is a stoma? Sounds like something that a surgeon should remove, or, if you were stranded on an island, you would have to remove it yourself, maybe with the edge of a piece of coconut shell, or something sharp. Well, whatever a stoma is, I don't want one.
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@helloasswipes incase your a dumb angry highschool faggot who spends all his time jacking off and talking shit on his mom's computer (which you obviously are) i did not fucking learn about mortician from you.
i've had a bunch of their albums for a long time. how would i even get to this video from yours.
funny cuz i told you to stalk me on youtube more and you did. nobody gives a fuck, you lost
@MrBirdie221 Ok, whats your point. Does simplicity make the song bad? And when was it that everything in metal had to be AGBECGABCGEGACDEFGBCADEACDGDGAGDGAGDAGDGAGADGADGDCEGACGACEAG? It just has to sound fucking awesome. Plus the bass isn't just E e e e e e . . . and so on.
To each their own, I guess, but really? Electric fake drums? Is it like prerecorded, or is it played through a computer like a video game, you hit a button for a certain effect?
@Carnificinerius Read their biography and you'll find out why. This goes to all the other fucktards that spill shit out of their mouth before knowing things. There's a reason for everything.
From the bottom of my heart, I ask all on here to examine their hearts, and ask themselves these questions "Is my life truly happy? Will things be ok when I breathe my last breath? Am I going to heaven or hell"?
I was an addict, alcoholic, selfish loser. I hated myself and I had the weight of hell on my shoulders. God convicted me of my sin, washed me clean when I called on His name. Jesus saves, even the most wretched like I was.
I hate programmed drums, come on get a real drummer. Other than that the music is awesome but they could expand on the riffs a lot more and add some other ones but it still has that horror feel to it.
@orretheman0 Autopsy started around 1989 Cryptopsy was around 1992 and Abscess 1994 but i was going to name death and possessed but they are more thrashy and not as eerie.
@Carnificinerius they have a drummer that plays live so dont bitch and complain about the drum machine either way mortician is still a badass band \m/
@DEATHMETAL11234 What are you talking about? I never said I didn't like them, I love Mortician, but just because I like them doesn't mean I'm going to parade around telling everybody that they are good musicians.
@mkmoloch They're not exactly displaying a lot of talent, but the band certainly isn't meant to be a joke. I mean, it's obviously not meant to be taken too seriously, but they're not a parody band.
It's funny how people are talking so much shit about Mortician. THIS BAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. This is simplistic and talentless, but the point of them making it is due to some people (including myself) that think it's just entertaining to listen to. All the drums are done with a drum machine, the riffs almost never alter, they just speed pick them, the riffs are sometimes the same on multiple songs but they're just in a different key. MORTICIAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE PEOPLE.
Mortician's preferred currency is coins forged from the shattered skeletons of human babies...I hope that's OK*
* Please note: This currency is only accepted as legal tender in the Blood Fortress of the Unspeakable One, located in the 7th circle of Hell (next to Starbucks)
@XExodusX7 if you think that why the fuck did you come to this page seriously if you dont like this then dont come to it you dumbass and this band kicks ass
It's funny how people are talking so much shit about Mortician. THIS BAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. This is simplistic and talentless, but the point of them making it is due to some people (including myself) that think it's just entertaining to listen to. All the drums are done with a drum machine, the riffs almost never alter, they just speed pick them, the riffs are sometimes the same on multiple songs but they're just in a different key. MORTICIAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE PEOPLE.
You fuckin retard,Mortician is what we call Gore Grind.And if you really looked it up youd figure out that its actually pretty damn hard to do growl and pig squeal.
Good guess, but no. However, you are now eligible to win the runner-up prize: one of ten handwritten copies* of the lyrics! Enjoy firsthand the poetic subtleties of classic Mortician lines like: "Oooorby ooors shheeert", "Uuuuurb uuurrs eeert", and "Oooorsh oshuuush ooooosh"!
(* Disclaimer: Copies are written in blood...smudges may render some lines illegible)
Mortician are the masters of HEAVY!! They have never strayed from that path either which RULES!! We need a new album though!!
urnnandape 3 weeks ago
I'm coming...to get YOU
bucsesz75 1 month ago
this was on the movie GUMMO
trilobite3339 1 month ago
@trilobite3339 Ahhh, Gummo...what a lovely film, lol
SamuraiZach0 3 weeks ago in playlist Death Metal
I will Volume Up And I will see the consequences :D
Fallen5812 2 months ago
The logo is cool.
Purdonnnnn1873 3 months ago
Drum machine
newboldspawn 3 months ago
heavy and chunky just like my shit. heaviest band ever
asskickatron 4 months ago
@asskickatron, I dunno, I've seen Suffocation live and they blow these guys out of the water in terms of sheer heaviness.
CodyRicheson 3 months ago in playlist Gummo Soundtrack
Fu,ken brutal
morbidkid6661 4 months ago
the bass makes my panties wet
FarziGuerra 4 months ago 7
I'm coming to get you"
*guy dies by getting sliced by a chainsaw*
hahaha loved that
MetallicaFan109 5 months ago
@MetallicaFan109 Your name is "Metallica Fan". Stay off true metal videos.
SurvivedAbortion1 3 months ago
This band is
pretty crap
inpolaroiddreams 5 months ago
@inpolaroiddreams your crap. if its crap why do you waste your time writing a comment.
havoc699slappy 4 months ago in playlist More videos from PHXxX
WTF is a stoma? Sounds like something that a surgeon should remove, or, if you were stranded on an island, you would have to remove it yourself, maybe with the edge of a piece of coconut shell, or something sharp. Well, whatever a stoma is, I don't want one.
NoFu7ur3 5 months ago
@NoFu7ur3 Pretty sure your ass, mouth, pussy if you have one etc. is a stoma..
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ReeferheadBand 5 months ago
Mortician you motherfuckers
kitaristi1 6 months ago
man that bass!!! makes your balls shake
futuredeath 6 months ago 20
@futuredeath I don't have any balls, so it makes something else that I have shake! xD Ya ha ahahahaaaa!!!!! '(!>_<!)'
NoFu7ur3 5 months ago
@NoFu7ur3 I like shakin' tits ;D
brentvandersijpe 5 months ago
@NoFu7ur3 A stoma?
Drawnsbyme 5 months ago
you can hear the changue at 1:46
wecoctm 6 months ago
does anyone knows what movie clip they used in this song?
evilkingnightmare 6 months ago
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cjsnw1 5 months ago
@cjsnw1 no shit! i know they used it in gummo. but the clip they used in the song is not from the movie. numbnuts!!!
evilkingnightmare 5 months ago
i dont listen to bands with drummachines .haha shit band
BlackDMUrder43 7 months ago
@BlackDMUrder43 living by bullshit rules means you take life to seriously.
autopsy87 6 months ago
27 ppl are christians
eternaltorment999 7 months ago
@helloasswipes LoL omfg bbq. you clearly have no fuckin life outside the internet. stop "raging" you little 4chan hipster faggot.
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COGITATEandCOGNIZE 7 months ago
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....dundundun dunnn dunnn...
FredFan8 8 months ago
kickass bass
cldrules 8 months ago
Oh, THIS is what it sounds like when Chuck Norris fights transformers...
imnottellinguwhy 8 months ago 11
my do people bitch
belialthegreat666 8 months ago
That's not even the real name of the song.
mao2se 8 months ago
yo if i email the the real feticide 2009 release11 songs cccccan u make vidsso much brutalerthan the one you been uploading
chrisdck666 8 months ago
@MrBirdie221 even if you had remedial knowledge of bass guitar you would know your comment is full of shit.
MORTICIAN \m/
bearblaster420 9 months ago
@bearblaster420 poser, found this song from my deathcore sucks video. FUCKING FAGGOT GO CHOKE ON SOME 14 inch NIGGER COCK!
helloasswipes 7 months ago
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helloasswipes 7 months ago
@helloasswipes hahaha u fap all over your moms keyboard.
i troll the nigga out of you bitch
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@bearblaster420 facepalm
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@helloasswipes incase your a dumb angry highschool faggot who spends all his time jacking off and talking shit on his mom's computer (which you obviously are) i did not fucking learn about mortician from you.
i've had a bunch of their albums for a long time. how would i even get to this video from yours.
funny cuz i told you to stalk me on youtube more and you did. nobody gives a fuck, you lost
bearblaster420 7 months ago
@MrBirdie221 u dont have much of an ear for music do u? .... the bass is very obviously playing more than one note
bluedragonsss 9 months ago
This song remember me Gummo or i'm wrong??
Sorry for my english,Hail to Mortician!
murder862006 9 months ago
fucking evil
DarkBazil 9 months ago
@MrBirdie221 So? it's still punishing
Dingle294 9 months ago
@MrBirdie221 Ok, whats your point. Does simplicity make the song bad? And when was it that everything in metal had to be AGBECGABCGEGACDEFGBCADEACDGDGAGDGAGDAGDGAGADGADGDCEGACGACEAG? It just has to sound fucking awesome. Plus the bass isn't just E e e e e e . . . and so on.
Punjabi192 9 months ago
To each their own, I guess, but really? Electric fake drums? Is it like prerecorded, or is it played through a computer like a video game, you hit a button for a certain effect?
mrice102888 9 months ago
i keep replaying this its fuckin sick
x0blessthefall0x 9 months ago
very good.primitive and brutal.a gut shot.
zepphree 10 months ago
@TheCountJames do u think its normal a computer playin drums? i dont.
Carnificinerius 10 months ago
@Carnificinerius Read their biography and you'll find out why. This goes to all the other fucktards that spill shit out of their mouth before knowing things. There's a reason for everything.
SlimJimVG 10 months ago
BRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHRRGGG
Alakazard 10 months ago
Im coming to get you!!!!
AliceinChains56 10 months ago
21 peoploe got chopped up by chainsaw for dislikeing a good song
Astivohad666 10 months ago
muzak 4 moronz.
orionconflict2007 11 months ago
Its more deathgrind than death metal
PuertoRicanGrinderX 11 months ago
my favorite part was when the guitar went like.. bumb bum bum
300man04 11 months ago
gummo made this song famous
SuperMattstube 11 months ago
I love how live they had a real drummer
jesuswasakike00 11 months ago
From the bottom of my heart, I ask all on here to examine their hearts, and ask themselves these questions "Is my life truly happy? Will things be ok when I breathe my last breath? Am I going to heaven or hell"?
I was an addict, alcoholic, selfish loser. I hated myself and I had the weight of hell on my shoulders. God convicted me of my sin, washed me clean when I called on His name. Jesus saves, even the most wretched like I was.
May Jesus Bless You, Open Your Eyes
ThyWillBeDone1985 11 months ago
@ThyWillBeDone1985 You dont need jesus to find true bliss
IceTrey98c 11 months ago
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gynecrologist 11 months ago
@ThyWillBeDone1985 (when) Jesus is cumming its a good idea to 'close your eyes'
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SurvivedAbortion1 11 months ago
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SurvivedAbortion1 11 months ago
I LIKE THIS!
MorbidSaintFan666 11 months ago
I dislike this.
ars3nic 11 months ago
@ars3nic They Dislike You Too.
bl0odymadnes 11 months ago
there is shit blowing out of my speakers from this crap
lebronjamesisgayish 1 year ago
@monsterhead13 yeah now that i remember haha. Massacre was around a bit earlier as well they are pretty good too.
dylan111291 1 year ago
I hate programmed drums, come on get a real drummer. Other than that the music is awesome but they could expand on the riffs a lot more and add some other ones but it still has that horror feel to it.
dylan111291 1 year ago
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this band sux
spites1 1 year ago
isnt this one of the first real death metal bands???
orretheman0 1 year ago
@orretheman0 more THE first brutal death metal band ;)
BigMetalDaddy1301 1 year ago
@BigMetalDaddy1301 probobly
orretheman0 1 year ago
@orretheman0 Nope, Autopsy Carcass old Cryptopsy and others.
dylan111291 1 year ago
@dylan111291 witch year did they come?
orretheman0 1 year ago
@orretheman0 Autopsy started around 1989 Cryptopsy was around 1992 and Abscess 1994 but i was going to name death and possessed but they are more thrashy and not as eerie.
dylan111291 1 year ago
@dylan111291 thanks
orretheman0 1 year ago
@dylan111291 Dude, Death, Possessed, and Obituary were the first three death metal bands! Honestly, what are you thinking?
TheAmrator 1 year ago
@TheAmrator I was talking about the first real death metal bands. The ones that talk about filth more.
dylan111291 1 year ago
@TheAmrator Can't forget about insanity those guys were around since 85
Schuldiner11 1 year ago
@dylan111291 death isnt fucking thrashy its fucking death
paingus 1 year ago
@paingus Early death metal was , listen to the band death when it was called mantis for crying out loud and not to mention autopsy's first album.
dylan111291 1 year ago
@paingus not anymore dude, but death metal was mainly a divergent of thrash metal, and most death metal musicians will tell you that .
dylan111291 8 months ago
@dylan111291 i know that death derived from thrash, but some thrash bands had some death metal influence like morbid saint, which kicks ass
papadick556 7 months ago
@papadick556 undoubtly , Autopsy started out being thrashy death metal then they got more doomy death metal.
dylan111291 7 months ago
love this song
Taderbaraeg 1 year ago
fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
SouthernDoom666 1 year ago
what a monster fuckin song!!
oathofobscurity 1 year ago
patatoe peeler
TyLeR44GiBsOn 1 year ago
loves ooorp metal!!!
animatedmurder 1 year ago
LOL THE 17 PEOPLE DISLIKE IT BECAUSE THE DRUMS ARE PROGRAMMED!
Pezmobile 1 year ago 20
@Pezmobile WTF? THE DRUMS ARE PROGRAMMED? I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Carnificinerius 10 months ago
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SurvivedAbortion1 10 months ago
@Carnificinerius they have a drummer that plays live so dont bitch and complain about the drum machine either way mortician is still a badass band \m/
xXMorrisXx54 9 months ago
@Pezmobile not live
AChozenSunn 7 months ago
whats the audio sample from at the beginning of the song?
i know ive herd that before.....
im......comin to getttt yooooou
bongtoker420 1 year ago
fuking awsome drumss
AnalConvulsion 1 year ago 4
16 people don't like "Örp" metal.
taistelutomaatti 1 year ago
16 People were skinned alive when they disliked this.
Farcry18 1 year ago 43
what is the name of the movie clip they play on the song?
kreshnikgirl1 1 year ago
16 people peed themselves and called their mommy while listening to this.
mellowchuck 1 year ago 4
Yo why are people beefing over music?
Stop being whiny bitches and fucking listen to it!
\m/
GoreyAndKrookedOnes 1 year ago
UURUGGHHH AMAZING!
xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx 1 year ago
@DEATHMETAL11234 What are you talking about? I never said I didn't like them, I love Mortician, but just because I like them doesn't mean I'm going to parade around telling everybody that they are good musicians.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
@mkmoloch They're not exactly displaying a lot of talent, but the band certainly isn't meant to be a joke. I mean, it's obviously not meant to be taken too seriously, but they're not a parody band.
aarongtr180 1 year ago
@aarongtr180 Not a parody, but they definitely aren't trying to show anyone anything but brutality.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
the ancestors of death metal.......*headbang*
hdsgf 1 year ago 4
It's funny how people are talking so much shit about Mortician. THIS BAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. This is simplistic and talentless, but the point of them making it is due to some people (including myself) that think it's just entertaining to listen to. All the drums are done with a drum machine, the riffs almost never alter, they just speed pick them, the riffs are sometimes the same on multiple songs but they're just in a different key. MORTICIAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE PEOPLE.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
awsome and brutal this band is my favorite
MurdaMane666 1 year ago 5
These guys are way harder than Cannibal Corpse. Are they considered Gore Grind?
Farcry18 1 year ago
@Farcry18 no, brutal death metal
NightmareBThyName 1 year ago
@NightmareBThyName it's not brutal death metal, it's deathgrind
want brutal...look for abominable putridity
niikonak 1 year ago
@Farcry18
nah just Death Metal/Grindcore
Gado911 1 year ago
nope, im coming to get you
Testivaginacles 1 year ago
@dikcheese4ever
Mortician's preferred currency is coins forged from the shattered skeletons of human babies...I hope that's OK*
* Please note: This currency is only accepted as legal tender in the Blood Fortress of the Unspeakable One, located in the 7th circle of Hell (next to Starbucks)
garethac81 1 year ago
@garethac81 yes
fathernightrode 1 year ago
@XExodusX7 I drink your blood and I eat your skin lol
lokom123 1 year ago
I dont listen to Mortician anymore but if I had a track to hold onto it'd be this one.
Skumnation 1 year ago
@XExodusX7 if you think that why the fuck did you come to this page seriously if you dont like this then dont come to it you dumbass and this band kicks ass
metalluvr10 1 year ago
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@XExodusX7 Oh, Im sorry. I guess when you typed in Mortician you were looking for something nice? You're a waste of Skin....
teggyboy94 1 year ago
@XExodusX7 Oh, Im sorry. I guess when you typed in Mortician you were looking for something nice? You're a waste of Skin....
teggyboy94 1 year ago
@XExodusX7 your're a damn cocksucking faggot you gaytard
whiteandblackninja1 1 year ago
stupid and primitive death metal. I love it!^^
Trveheimer 1 year ago
i wonder how many sodas the vocalist has to drink to get those amazing burps he does.
morbidimage7 1 year ago
|m|
VAGINALXMUTILADOR 1 year ago
thunderpeel2, well id like to see you make a band as brutal and awesome as mortician you asshole.
mrbubbles136 1 year ago
It's funny how people are talking so much shit about Mortician. THIS BAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. This is simplistic and talentless, but the point of them making it is due to some people (including myself) that think it's just entertaining to listen to. All the drums are done with a drum machine, the riffs almost never alter, they just speed pick them, the riffs are sometimes the same on multiple songs but they're just in a different key. MORTICIAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE PEOPLE.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
@mkmoloch sure...Oo you have no idea. It exist a dual base, and watch "Dragonforce" ther are "to be a joke"? Dragonforce rape the guitars.
TheDirtDragon 1 year ago
@TheDirtDragon Wait what? That comment is in need of a fix.
mkmoloch 1 year ago
@TheDirtDragon
Dave Suzuki rapes DragonForce.
xzxz619 1 year ago
@TheDirtDragon i hope you know they play kinda fast but use computers to speed it up they suck
Guitarzan1111 1 year ago
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Mortician is like nu-metal. Very talentless and simple.
thunderpeel2 1 year ago
You fuckin retard,Mortician is what we call Gore Grind.And if you really looked it up youd figure out that its actually pretty damn hard to do growl and pig squeal.
Farcry18 1 year ago
Maybe i'm fucked up. But i love mortician !
AlucardVXPL 1 year ago
brutal. haha.
xXxdaguitarfreakxXx 1 year ago
Good grief...now this is brutal!!
SlimJimVG 1 year ago
holy jesus shiT!
slayyer000 1 year ago
wow
Leftyotism 1 year ago
Mortician helped start the Brutalitarian movement.
forgedingore 1 year ago
what album is this from?
TimeDevil747 1 year ago
My favourite lyric is "ooob oooort ooooorp"...if anyone can tell me which line I'm referring to, I'll give you a million bucks.
garethac81 1 year ago 54
@garethac81
@0:53
bombarol0 1 year ago
@bombarol0
Good guess, but no. However, you are now eligible to win the runner-up prize: one of ten handwritten copies* of the lyrics! Enjoy firsthand the poetic subtleties of classic Mortician lines like: "Oooorby ooors shheeert", "Uuuuurb uuurrs eeert", and "Oooorsh oshuuush ooooosh"!
(* Disclaimer: Copies are written in blood...smudges may render some lines illegible)
garethac81 1 year ago
@garethac81 i lold at this like crazy it made my day
joelaka3pac123 1 year ago
@garethac81 1:02, ill take a check
DrScruffy 1 year ago
@garethac81 and about the 1million buck question
is it the one that can be found somewhere between 0:01 to 3:14
joelaka3pac123 1 year ago
@garethac81 Surprisingly unlike most bands like this one , mortician has lyrics, quite good ones too
denisman93 1 year ago
@garethac81 the one at 0:42?
sbrumbeloe1 1 year ago
@garethac81 Hahaha, totally. Get it guys? Cuz the singer is growling and it's very difficult to understand what he's saying.
protuberance 1 year ago 2
@garethac81 you are obviously reffering to the second verse just after the chorus :D
DinZg4ever 1 year ago
@garethac81
Second verse.
Message me for my pay-pal account info.
omg1a1kitten 1 year ago
@garethac81 The first line
anarchaticjuggalo 1 year ago
@garethac81 when the guy was getting killed now wears my money
vuvffufg 1 year ago
@garethac81 1:50
MrScorn 1 year ago
@garethac81 2:36
Better start writing that cheque.
cancerslugg 1 year ago
@garethac81 ALL THEYR SONGS!
cruzazul89 1 year ago
Holy Christ! Even Jesus didn't rain down fire here!!
nagumo10001 1 year ago
Heavy as fuck!!!
nagumo10001 1 year ago
Fucking classic.
cancerslugg 1 year ago
Hahaha! goes with my user name :DDDD WEWT WEWT MORTICIAN!
skinripper10 1 year ago
LOVE IT!!! fuck yes!
solarshyt69 1 year ago
fuckin deadly
DestroyingxXxAngel 1 year ago
@catbomb1 POSER TROLL
xwarlockx69 1 year ago
Death Metal? This is SO grind! Which is still awesome.
JustPharmacopeiateMe 1 year ago
@JustPharmacopeiateMe Im usually not the one to bitch about music styles but mortician is all but grind :P but yeah its still great!
Theberzerkerz 1 year ago
Bastante choto no?
BlasphemerWarrior 1 year ago
@BlasphemerWarrior Si