Competition 101

[Kirby63291]

I like to think Chyna goes around with a picture of this video's thumbnail in her purse and takes it out and giggles like, "Yep. That's my boyfriend."

[THEevanEPIC]

HIGHER THAN THE EAGLE!

[NoahMusic96]

First video I've seen of Wheezy Waiter. Instantly subscribed.

[TreyRust]

THE CONCLUSION IS GONE!!!!!!11!!!11one

[nick2011yo]

It's not up anymore :(

[jacobespo117]

your welcome for your dollar

[gavinmartin0900]

this was 22 DAYS before my birthday...WHY IS IT NEVER ON MY BDAY?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?

[Bosoxgalaxy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUIET CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[givenInfinity]

Quiet clone <3

[BlackCreater]

Thups up if your excellent taste in men brought you here...

No homo...

[powck]

thumpz up if wheezy brought you here

[cooliopinkprincess]

Wha- what? What just happened? This went way too fast for me...

[froggyhare46]

@cooliopinkprincess thats how i feel after all of craigs videos

[MrSwiftNinja]

I have that same Toshiba laptop :P

[951jayy159]

oh sexy clone...

[OptimisticAberrant1]

best intro ever!

[ObviouslyHutch]

LOOOOOOOL it didn't get 200 thousand views NO MONEY FOR THEM LOLOLOLOLOL



[berryberry789]

weird! i just notice that the background changed sides!

[abeeraj]

thumbs up if dont even know who the fuck kristina is!

[TheERHorton]

I love Quiet Clone

[thatNERDnamedJAY]

WHEEZYWAITER :DD

[hinata4312]

that pillow, on your new couch. I want it

[trahnay]

how much olive oil, can, you, drink? :)

[jilliegirl1000]

But.... unicorns already exist...

[backflash09]

0:05 ahhhhh



[ChocolateBearChick]

quiet cloneee <3

[alexcheeperlolex]

how long has wheezies couch been new?

[itsDavidAbraham]

hey I like this guy :)

[PsychoApple13]

Do you know whats sooo weird. That when your flip the camera around, wheezy's room looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

[godessshannon]

@PsychoApple13 I don't think this is the room like it looks now

[vampirefangs105]

i thought YOU were sexy clone

[drummer12]

@SuperPinkprincess16 BaNKrUpt?!??! :(

[NobodyCaresTVStation]

Thumbs up if you brought YOURSELF here >_>

[Sebastianin2010]

@NobodyCaresTVStation If I'm honest Craig brought me here, from his section in my Sub box :) Either that or Youtube bought me here!

[regularguy5mb]

The revenge of... Revenge Clone!?

Bum bum bum

[nanabanana613]

i have the same glasses as sexy clone!! does that make me sexy?!?!?

[CandelGoat]

Wheezy sellout?

[MILE2k11]

OOOO YEAHHH

[PhredofMars]

I guess Revenge Clone wins? Anyhow, that was a hilarious video. Giving money to charity is easy. Comedy is hard.

[shisumi1]

is there a more recent place to watch the video? i dont want quiet clone to get hurt.

[pattysnotafatty]

why you throw sheep, wheezy waiter?

[TheDayGamers]

@Sydiarnie46 Nope. Dont even know who that is. I'm, here for Wheezy ;)

[watcher123711]

the videos not there anymore y

[Emilysvlogz]

I MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE NEED MORE VIEWS!!!! WATCH IT AND SPREAD IT AROUND! ITS CALLED "CALLING ALL BEARD LOVERS!" ITS LISTED AS A RESPONSE TO THIS VIDEO!!!!!!! HELP SPREAD IT AROUND!!! BEARD LOVERS UNITE!

[siobhanisnotawizard]

EVERYONE REFRESH THE PAGE AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE

[Zudeare]

damnit we need more views!

[xxStephyStellar]

Goddamn we're not going to make it. : (

[kate9987]

no, i wasnt brought here by Kristina Horner, i come here every day and watch both parts of the videos, so that i can help contribute.

[LiftMyEyes121]

0:55 Bringing back the *shirt*brick?

[CassandraTroy]

Getting any video on Youtube up to 200,000 views in such a short time seems like a very difficult goal to meet. Why don't we all just send like 5 bucks into the charity and accomplish the same thing? It's inspired me to donate some anyway, and others as well Im sure. Kudos.

[pikmin1231]

Whats the song at 1:30

[diane3cats]

So the 2nd part is what you need to watch, see in dooblydoo, not THIS one. So everyone please GET THERE NOW!

[Potatis1337]

God I love you. Why didnt I subscribe earlier... WHY

[Newsjunkie27]

eagle face was clutch

[aziangr1]

The video you need to watch is in the DESCRIPTION. the AMAZON link.

i think people need to know that more than they need to know what video you watched before this one.....

[PuffyTIgor]

I like that he caught a unicorn <:)

[jhowe67]

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOSHIBAS

[MsNumber56]

If 400 people opened an extra tab and replayed that video for 2 hours (30 times) than it would have 12000 more veiws, wouldn't it? Commmmmon people, its not that hard. Just open an extra window and every four minutes or so go hit play again.

[ringdingading]

i think sth is wrong with the counter. when i watched it last time it got 99770 views and now its only 99610. when i watched it for the first time it was even on 0 views for a looong time

[ValeriyaAviva]

Thumbs up if you're here because of wheezywaiter and want to help.

[decko5]

141,575

[bluepickledsnakes]

Kristina sent me here. I have now Subscribed. And then Unsubscribed just so I could Subscribe again.

[gdespain]

guys the important part is to click the link and watch the other video. it is also a very quality video.

[MistyMorningKristy]

Yay, 140K veiws! Not too far from your goal Wheezy!

[ValeriyaAviva]

@MistyMorningKristy No, you're supposed to get the video in the description to 200K views.

[macgirl1234]

so...its actually the link we have to click on ...not this video?

[MaxSteenSlipe]

well, i just didn't thumbs up any of those comments XD im subscribed to both wheezy and kristina so it all works out XD

[vclopi]

"YEEEEAAAA- Oh, I think the coffee's done..."

[xDaLu]

best video everr

[MickQuick07]

Thumbs up if you got here without any one else's help because you're your own person.

[lautnergirl914]

Watched part 2! 0:14 best face ever.

[OxArcanuSxO]

heya, the 2nd part finally works for me too

[Rctrilogy]

Incredible

[Orenjification]

Ive viewed the 2nd video like 4 times!! come on guys! only 92k views -,-

[Rctrilogy]

@Orenjification I watched it twice. I figured was good enough.

[odmcarlos]

Keeep going guyyys :D

[NickStaysUpLate]

Thumbs up if Kristina DIDN'T send you here .

WHEEZY FANS FTW !

[issoto]

Kristina sent me.. havnt watched wheezy for almost 4 months LOL .... But anyways can i had the money?! ^_^ MY SCHOOL DOESNT FUCKIGN HAVE AIR CONDITIONING AND ITS 105 DEGREES... nevermind donate it to africa >_> <---- im an asswhole

[JessieLightyear]

Can someone help me find the second link??

[AdamOfNebb]

@JessieLightyear In the description.

[bubbles7pjc]

GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE SECOND VIDEO TOO LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!!!! THUMBS UP PLEASE!

[Cypressmyst]

This was great. Made me laugh. :D Best of luck on winning! :)

[bubbles7pjc]

It's been a while Craig, it's been a while. I have to say I miss you.

Also, nice glasses.

[bubbles7pjc]

It's been a while Craig, it's been a while. I have to say I miss you.

[AnatidaeLavender]

I'm afraid to say, sir, that Misha Collins is the /most/ perfect human being.

[SynesthesiaSoup]

Don't forget to go to the second link!!!

[mommy2avanallie]

kristina sent me

:P

[slammusaran]

Kristina FTW!

[puppylover11396]

You yelling "EAGLE!" in slow motion never fails to make me laugh!

[TheCoolness514]

Kristina brought us here! :)

[aziangr1]

THE LINK TO THE VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO GET TO 200,000 VIEWS IS IN THE DOOBLY DOO!! [not this video!]

[oxTeresaxo]

@Sydiarnie46 You have to watch the one at the amazon site, though :) In case you didn't know.

[ReyoriStrange]

I wonder if sexy clone phone has met with that person that phone yet.

[lillybugg97]

u dont have to wacth this, go 2 the link and wacth that just to let you all know

[LongviewCovers13]

I dont know how people dont see the video. The link opens to a page with the video right there in the middle of the page. Push play... and it shall play.

[Justinbieber6144]

thumbs up if you were sent here by kristinahorner!!!!!! We would love to help!

[oxTeresaxo]

@Justinbieber6144 You have to go to the amazon site though, to make your view count! :)

[Justinbieber6144]

@oxTeresaxo how do you get there? can u post a link plz?

[oxTeresaxo]

@Justinbieber6144 It's the first link in the doobly doo.. The one that has' amazon' in the middle and ends with 'intel' :)

[oxTeresaxo]

@Justinbieber6144 Youtube doesn't let you post links in the comments anymore :/

[Irishtayto]

does it help if i watch it a couple of times like i watched twice before but i dont know if it helps...

[potterlife1]

More peoplewatch it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

Just watch it again and again and again.

Togther we can save the children from complete bordomness. My reading class dosn't have any comuters. Stupid school!

[dieskie2479]

Omg You just caught a Unicorn!!!

Now I understand why Kristina wanted us to go here.

..... And maybe also because of the 200 000 vieuwers thing......

I'm gonna watch it, if I can find it!

[Iparistv]

It's nearly there :D ask Shane to help or shay Carl

[mrgtransporter]

does anybody hear what quiet clone says when he is making the dare to revenge clone? all i heared so far was "i dare you to jump..." . hmm

[isnay2003]

The link is working, and the date is up to September 14th. Go go go!

[Sagespice700]

omg im so happy i found somone who doesnt curce alot but is still hallarious

[WhoLikesMusic]

The Video appears to be there, but when I click the "play button" it goes blank, this does not bode well for Intel.

[land9631]

shame

[haugstadianer]

Anyone else heard him say "august 31st" at 03:29 in the second part?

[mollielie]

@haugstadianer They moved the date to September 14th!

[AdamOfNebb]

@haugstadianer It used to be, they extended the date.

[kingjulien86]

Click the link. It's right there. The video is the first thing you see on the page. Watch it. It's really not that hard. If you don't see it, I'm not sure, but something may be wrong with you.

[InevitableSecrets]

@kingjulien86 I thought the same thing but then I noticed that those top comments were from days ago and maybe things were messed up then but they are fixed now.

[InevitableSecrets]

italktosnakes sent me :)

[zonkypuff]

@InevitableSecrets Meee too :)

[LudicrousPlatypus]

1. Click the link

2. Find the large video with three computers on the front with a blue background,

3. click play button

4. enjoy Competition part 2

[GHhog]

1. Goto amazon . com / intel

2. Click the yellow play button on the video in the middle of the screen.

3. ?????

4. Profit.

[MeOnStuff]

@GHhog

4. Charity

[XemnasKH]

I feel like Amazon isn't counting views but are counting unique hits

[TrickAnswer]

CLICK THE INTEL LINK

READ THE VIDEO AND CLICK 'watch Internet Celebrity Wheezy Waiter's video about competition.'

[ivy0x0]

the was the coolest advirtisment ever

[Martoxification]

One shaytard = 600k.. Craig just needs a third of that

[LaxoraNZ]

We have until September the 14th now, we can totally do this, people! On a side note: Is it just me, or is quiet clone getting quieter and quieter? Is he going to turn into mute clone eventually?! D:

[mrdcfan1996]

sadly the video didnt make to the views :(

[JustAnother800]

It's right on the front page, it's easy to find... 

[iObsidian]

If things that don't exist, do exist.....

THEN DOES THAT MEAN EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY IS A THING?!?!

BUT JUST REALLY FAST??!?!?

[Wildpeltwarrior]

Come On peeps! All we need is 100,000 More views! WE CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT!

[joobuhleefom]

COME ON PEOPLE!! 200K!!

[lxvilleta]

but their are 4k likes lol

[vigdos]

Everybody should share this video!

[Elodea28]

Is that view counter thingy on Intel's site accurate? I feel like its been at 76,000-something for quite some time now. Or is it just me? Also fellow Beardlovers, I've watched the vid like 5 times, if I just start the video and hit the refresh button over and over will that rack up views-or does it not count?

[itarfer]

woh there was an ad with wheezy waiter before the video with wheezy waiter!

[Zapary3]

I am watching so hard Wheezy...

[SQUIDvsSHIP]

I have an eagle on my school ID and I drew an arrow to it saying "STUPID EAGLE!"

[kwlboy27]

damn it

too late



[TheCONNORCO]

@kwlboy27 its not too late it's extended

[Lightavion]

I love that the preroll was also of Him, And happened to be the thing I was looking for. I'm on my 5th view.

[TheRyanNeighbor]

Do we have to watch the whole video for it to be a view? I've been doing that on loop all day for like 3 hours, just in case. But im curious because I could increase viewcount much easier if you dont have to watch the whole video!

[jesselegoboy]

LOL! im watching this video and theres a ad with wheezy waiter in it trolololoo!

[CruelGoZzy]

By the way, they should've just put Justin Bieber in it. It would've got >200K views by midnight.

[CruelGoZzy]

If they truly wanted to make a donation and help, they would've done it already without this stupid promo (why would you need a reason/motivation to help someone? you just do). This is just a sad attempt to get us to buy their 2nd gen processors. I'm glad it failed.

[fauxman]

76,845 -- as of 9:01 AM PST, Sept. 01, 2011

This is BS, more people need to watch this damn it!

[shinobiserpent]

1:37 'CHURCH BLOW"D UP!!!' voice

[chancellorham]

refresh. refresh. refresh. refresh. etc. etc. etc. 

[thelashondawilliams]

why is @sethboy66 calling people down im just saying i like quiet clone?

[sethboy66]

@thelashondawilliams i'm sorry :( i was mad atm

[thelashondawilliams]

@sethboy66 uh huh what ever

[iObsidian]

If you have Google Chrome....

Auto Refresh Plus.....

...

;)

[122172639]

I just noticed the 3 frames for this (if you click view all comments etc): Wheezy in his plaid-over-brown shirt wheezy, topless clone, and sexy clone on the phone. Such a complex set of creatures, but it's missing something important: the understated, charitable, quiet clone's still the sweetest of the sweethearts.

[WWETitantrons123]

wheezy ad in wheezy video?  wheezepion

[122172639]

Part 2: amazon(.)com /gp /mpd /permalink/ m1CFFEHW4E0X6A without (4) spaces (spaces are after com, gp, mpd, and permalink/); obviously take out the parentheses after amazon/before com as well... or google wheezy waiter amazon intel

[MrColeStephen]

amazon . com / / gp / mpd / permalink / m1CFFEHW4E0X6A

[HenrydeBeli]

I can't find the video wheezy!!!

[Justmemyownself]

But how many views are you at now on it?

[thefamouskaytay]

Wheezy ad!

[Aetris0921]

Google this: Amazon Intel Wheezy Waiter

<3

[ropbot678]

0:05 for FASTEST INTRO EVAAAR!

[kesakeru]

As said by others, link is not working. Wanna help get the views!

[loverlei79]

bad link

[Martheworld]

The Intel link doesn't seem to work, but what was awesome the ad I got before this video was your ad for Intel and DonorsChoose about the video. I was confused, but let it roll unmuted.

[SpaklingRedGrape]

Wheezy, the link down't work anymore. I just get a bunch of intel computers now.