Larry David: Earth to America

[gotanydrugsman]

That is quite possibly the most jewey comedy I've ever seen . . .

[mlolacal]

Larry for President....

[ProducShuns]

Larry David: Social Assassin and Emperor of First World Problems

amazing. lol

[7BillionColours]

4:07  love this lol

[tnekkc]

I built a super insulated solar home, produced my own energy and grew my own organic food.

Then I realized what a fool I had been.

Environmentalism is back door Marxism for dopers.

Some guy like Larry David is not smart enough to do what I did.

He should make TV shows and believe in environmentalism, because that is all he is capable of in his fantasy world.

I live in reality, and that point of view is not kind to liberals.

[Stormtjakka]

@tnekkc no one cares

[tnekkc]

@Stormtjakka

I am so disappointed.

I thought I was reaching some idiots, but if you speak for all idiots, I really feel bad.

I want to raise the consciousness above liberal brainwashing.

The environmentalist dogma can be deprogrammed.

[Stormtjakka]

@tnekkc loop back to my first reply, and do so with everything you say

[tnekkc]

@Stormtjakka

Larry David has been involved with Seinfeld, great.

Larry believes in global warming like a dumb dogma swallowing liberal, fail.

[Moses771]

@tnekkc Look at how stupid you are

[Moses771]

@tnekkc I love you :-)

[Moses771]

@tnekkc tnekkc's reality: if only I can lower corporate taxes a few more percentage points, surely the American dream will come my way...

[tnekkc]

@Moses771

Get off your lazy ass and make yourself rich.

Larry David did, I did, you can.

Then you can give money to Obama's gay lovers... but stop bitching about being poor in the USA. If you are poor here, it is your own damn fault.

[igessthsisgrwnup]

@tnekkc

you sir are a prick

[emilymichelle26]

@tnekkc careful with that thing.

[zachzellerv2]

larry david is the funniest man alive

[sony8877]

@zachzellerv2

larry and karl pilkington are top two without a doubt

[QbnVoiCe]

pretty, pretty good.....

[minsh4]

Larry David an environmentalist? It has to do with his ex-wife who left him in divorce in 2007.

[Coupon221]

Google Transcribe put Larry Davis as too large to date! Try it at 1:00

[thatposterguy]

victim of circumstance! 

[aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy]

@thatposterguy hahaha

[indigoravendawn]

:D :D :D :D HAHAHA!!!!!!!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

this never gets old!

[geniusumistian]

What a cool guy

[mrmostarr]

perfection!

[erinl400]

anyone else think they saw Susie at 0:48 ??

[montessir]

just noticed, he is a mix of cramer and goerge from sienfield.

[stillatin]

@montessir

mixture of jerry and george. More george though.

[Apanzon]

@montessir The character George is actually based on Larry, Kramer is based on his neighbour Kenny Kramer, Jerry ofcourse himself. Elaine I don't know about.

[Utubian6]

@Apanzon elaine is supposedly based on seinfeld co-writer carol leifer

[DurcaDurcaMan]

@Utubian6

Elaine is actually based on a woman that Larry used to date, and when they broke up, they remained really good friends.

[Utubian6]

@DurcaDurcaMan not going to get into a debate here, not saying you're incorrect, but you'll find the character was also partially based on carol :)

[fheisk]

serves him right, ya rich prick.

[sbv5220]

Did any one notice that the shoes he is wearing were featured on Curb your Enthusiasm?

He wasn't kidding about the long shoe laces. =D

[898482]

106 people hate the earth and are probably spastics

[898482]

106 people hate the earth and are probably spastics

[stevietire71]

I love Larry but didnt care for the comment about his mother not liking animals... All animals have a purpose, and if you have an animal please take care of it! They just want your love.....

[Petter81]

Sunsets were mocked!

[xanafanadu]

i'm a frum jew and his jokes on his show are really really funny and im wondering if non frum jews or non jews understand his jokes (like asking for a milchig dish to eat bacon on XD).

[xanafanadu]

i'm a frum jew and his jokes on his show are really really funny and im wondering if non frum jews or non jews understand his jokes (like asking for a milchig dish to eat bacon on XD).

[thatposterguy]

Thumbs up to all of us smart enough to enjoy Larry's genius.

[AA14621]

@thatposterguy what is wrong with people like you what do you gain from getting thumbs up on your comments i dont get it. is your life that dull that you thrive on receiving thumbs up a website from people you dont know. get a life you loser!

[nopathtofollow1]

5:37 Stephen Fry??

[Nikozation]

@nopathtofollow1 looks nothing like him.

[nopathtofollow1]

@Nikozation yes he does.

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

@fuck192ass Garbage commenting.

[bm2272]

Who the hell would pay to see this idiot

[sqWADooSh]

@bm2272 People smart enough to understand his comedy.This excludes you.

[bm2272]

@sqWADooSh hahaha your funny

[TheUberPlayboy]

I think environmentalism is bullshit and I am Catholic but I still love LD

[thescoutabout]

I love tuna as well

[Augurae]

Jewmor

[criscros7]

Sunsets were mocked.

[Skyan767]

Love Larry, a radical narcissist!

[jonadamich]

That was scary good

[jwmck23]

i hope he commits suicide when the series ends

[Paralyt1c]

The prick and schmuck segment killed me.

[AnAmazingForehand]

Genius!

[xkruulx]

When I first watched his show CYU I thought he was exactly like jerry seinfeld.

[nakedmambo]

Does this sort of thing pass for comedy?

[baliG83]

@nakedmambo u have no sense of humour.

twat.

[nakedmambo]

@baliG83 No, I do, things just need to be actually funny to trigger it. I'll bet you also say twat as 'twot' because you're an American.

[baliG83]

@nakedmambo im british, u retarded wanker.

[nakedmambo]

@baliG83 I doubt it tosser. You state your country as America, though of course could be a result of emigration. But anyone who finds this sort of drivel funny is better off in America.

[baliG83]

@nakedmambo im from sedgley in the west midlands. im a wolves fan and my post code was Dy33ru.

now i have proved im a legit brit, lets get back to the real issue- ur a twat with no mates and no sense of humour.

enjoy your virginity, cuz no1 wants 2 fuck a LOSER!

lmfao!

[nakedmambo]

@baliG83 That's not the opinion of my wife...but never mind, an upset ex-pat lost in America can only fall back on insult and verbal assault. It seems you're well on the way to integration in the land of the noisy foolish.

[baliG83]

@nakedmambo

whatever you say mate- ur so smart.

[nakedmambo]

@baliG83 Thanks.

[jackjude]

I had a strange image of Larry (disastrously) unveiling the latest apple product.

[kirbz01]

The Social Assassin

[thatguy126]

@kirbz01 not a very good one...he always bungle's the hit

[Adawg4008]

how funny

[SilkyJohnson0909]

Emperor of First World Problems

[omenroc1]

...Larry Davit

[sondlar]

Larry Jew.

[OrlyDudeGuy]

this man is bad ass funny

[Richyhello]

Bet his then wife made him do this shit.

[jumar1281]

"sunsets were mocked!"

LOL

[counterclockwise123]

"Sunsets were mocked!"

That is a line I will never forget, for as long as I live. I love him, he's a genius, and Curb is one of my all time favorite shows. I've seen and own every episode on DVD.

[clunkmess]

I'm watching CURB, the Seinfeld episode right now through on-demand!!!

[livingisaight]

sunsets were MOCKED!

[fucut00b]

i lost sum respect for u larry u bald fuck.

[familyguyblows]

98 people just need to fuck off

[DGK86ed]

I went to brooklyn once....left covered in spit.

[GodHatesPortugal]

Says the moron that makes "comedy" about a 9 year old girl private parts...its "edgy" and "alternative" of course...sponsored by Time Warner - HBO.

[donmajikjuan]

@GodHatesPortugal go suck god's balls. no one even thinks about 9 yr old girls' genitals unless you bring it up you fucking moron.

[GodHatesPortugal]

@donmajikjuan Your hero made an entire episode dedicated to a 9 year old girl feeling itchy "down there". He isnt "edgy" or "alternative" or "counter-culture" or "NEO fighting the MATRIX" or "intellectual" or "liberating" or "against the tyrany of morals tradition and christianity" and all that bullshit. He is just another clown/propagandist of the banker/corporate-socialist regime dedicated to propagate filth, stupidity and all-round dumbness to society.

[lapmarty]

@GodHatesPortugal yeah yeah yeah here we go again with a conspirationist,

if your so good at understanding all the alley and division of power, and the real truth behind the mass movement of modern societies wich you beleive is control by a big brother, why dont you do fucking something instead of posting stupid comment on youtube, its entertainement idiots, since moliere there is been this kind of sarcasm, larry david had more of positive impact on societie that you will ever have,

[donmajikjuan]

@GodHatesPortugal and he does it for 2 reasons, number one to make people laugh, and the other which i think he appreciates more - is pissing off oversensitive people like yourself because that is realllly funny.

[jjjackieeee]

that was the best speech i've ever heard.

[cypheronyx]

Sunsets were mocked!!

[imayellowfellow]

he was only doing that to get cheryl back

[graylobo133]

For me...Charlie Rose and then LD, I get his humor 1000%, got tot start hanging around Beverly Hills, just hopefully wont run into my ex perisan jew girlfriend!

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

That's what I never understand with those people who don't give 2 shits about the environment. What the hell do they do when you can't eat anything out of the ocean anymore, and all the water under ground is contaminated with fracking-chemicals? Your choice is basically between cancer or an unknown consequnce.

Or what do you do when New York is flooded, and the deserts in the midwest have grown so big they devour entire states, and tornados & shit are everywhere!?

THINK FFS!!!

[RickDougall]

@MyTemporaryAccount88 You're going to turn off your computer then, and stop using all that electricity, I assume :-)

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

@RickDougall Yes, because me joining the Amish in their retarded lifestyle is going to have a mentionable impact in comparison to Shells lobbying in a week? I live the 21st century lifestyle as all other westerners, but I vote for a sustainable future, both in elections, products, and in political action.

I guess the biggest commitment I've done is I've cut down on my meat-consumption a bit, but individual choices only go so far, we need a global weeding out corruption and anti-science bullshit

[RickDougall]

@MyTemporaryAccount88 You still use the word 'retarded' over there then?!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

I'm a prick, but I would like to know what it's like to be a shmuck.

[Bconsuegra255]

hahahaha "Sunsets were mocked!"

[jutubaeh]

ps... 

[mcleanartists]

Hypocrite.

[arnoud11111]

he sounds like steinbrenner in this

[Maserati7200]

@arnoud11111 You do know he voiced Steinbrenner, right?

[Yberion1000]

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[jasonkarleberhardt]

and then boom, im a prick

[formusicplaylist1]

he has perfected comedy to the point where he can be down right dirty and deliver the grit but still has class.

[meetube2]

sunsets were mocked... lol !!!

[dozercon]

ever play zombie lane application on facebook? I think larry david was the model for the salesman zombie, he looks just like him.

[AbsentiaeAddoAccendo]

Narcissist to the end...

[Amitron17]

such a JEW

[diedayhit999]

this is the only time i saw every person in the crown laugh

[thelarrydavidstory]

Funny Larry David biography:

The Larry David Story . Com

[CeruleanFilms]

My grandmother had a Western-styled house that was LOADED with fake fruit, and apparently when I was a toddler I did indeed try to eat a fake carrot. My sister, obsessed with '70s things, took most of the fake fruit when my grandmother died.

[alain2216]

There is a little Seinfeld in him!

[skipplet]

@alain2216 The character of George was based on Larry David's personality.

[instereovideos]

This is the funniest man alive.

[dargram]

"Sunsets were mocked!!" Genius!

[TheLongshot45]

Love ya Larry. Thanks for being you.

[Mrajejo]

on 3:01 He come to looks like Jerry Seinfeld

[L33tP1ckL]

Minus all of the usual anti-Semitic bullshit that some of you insist on posting any chance you can get on these and other worthless social venues, if you don't think this guy is a fucking talented genius then you have absolutely no hope for having any sense of humor whatsoever.

[falconer6439]

@L33tP1ckL Agreed.



[keepitbenbrook]

look at that thing. its like if woody allen and gg allin mutated into something truly ridiculous or sumsting

[thegertkenator]

I'll be able to cross off a life goal when i meet this man.

[vikingWindmill]

@thegertkenator

He is the biggest antichrist the history of human kind has ever seen.

[Zinnober]

@thegertkenator I met him in an airport once. I literally bumped into Jeff Garlin (I was looking at my cellphone). LD was right next to him. We talked for a few minutes. They're really nice.

I say this to make you jealous.

[thegertkenator]

@Zinnober That's super cool! He's seems like such an "everyman", it really comes through in CYE :D

[thelazzlazz]

I wanna be a prick too lol

[villajunction]

91 people are already dead.

[Tarantism0]

That was brilliant.

[joroma77]

Does he ever say anything funny? He's the devil's spawn. Are you people blind? Comedian? When?

[OnoOvoOno]

@joroma77 When he came in your face.

[BubbleGumNipples]

@joroma77

Yea but I get the impression you consider everything others find fun to be somewhat evil

[TOMS1ESSON]

@joroma77 I do not agree with what you are saying. You have earned a thumbs down

[stokie1999999]

fuck off with your corrupt politics taik on a great video like this you prick. and stop trying to spread your communist socialist bullshit across the west. its like a disease destroying the west. just enjoy the video ffs

[tdhtv]

@stokie1999999 Hahaha, I'm tired of you ignorant westerners. The West destroyed the west.

[stokie1999999]

@tdhtv thats what i said in my last comment you moron. enough arguing please

[stokie1999999]

@tdhtv your from the u.s but you hate westerners? im comfused. explain please

[tdhtv]

@stokie1999999 I didn't use the word hate you did. A lot of the world's problems are coming from the US's mentality. The fact that the president says "God bless America" (only america, no one else) is humorous to me. I was born here, doesn't mean I have to like it or agree with this corrupt system of life. I'm still waiting for liberty.

[stokie1999999]

@tdhtv thats what i was arguing against though before you came in calling me ignorant lol. im not even american im english

[deskset24]

Vote Green, Socialist, or Communist!

Americans will not stand for the silencing of other political parties besides the Republicrats! Americans have had enough and their voices WILL be heard.

Only stupid subhumans didn't vote for Ralph Nader - a true patriotic hero - when they had the chance in 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008. Nader could have and should have been President of the United States, but for the criminal terrorist activities of the Demopublican Party.

[lxKazxl]

@deskset24 Cant tell if troll or just very stupid.

[deskset24]

Amazing that back in 2006, even the Republicrats finallly admitted that they were wrong all those decades about anthropogenic global warming (AGW) when the IPCC came out with their report. So, why are those fucktards denying it? The Green Party, IPCC, even the US military and NSA are on the march to fight AGW and peak fossil energy, as they should be.

And, no - fossil fuels won't run out in time enough to prevent AGW, but will run out in time to starve us. The Green Party is on the rise!

[mola55e5]

Sunsets were mocked...

[ilikemeandyoutoo]

One of the best stand-up performances I've ever seen.

Larry's so loveable.

The stuff about the moon! "I don't think I ever even heard it used it in a sentence" LOL...

[ICEMAN6282]

90 people steal forks from restaurants.

[sparkypennyzero]

Absolutley genious stuff! What a truly incredible comic writer this man is, "Bravo Larry" fantastic set for a great cause, love ya LD...

[ibrozdemir]

that rich prick, poor schmuck thing was the best stand-up talk i have ever heard

[ibrozdemir]

larry fucking david man...larry fucking david

[killcure]

FUCK YOU LARREH

[WATSONMUTH]

@lucaslikesmarsbars you are an idiot , stupid mars lover

[trentsteel1]

he is fucking hilarious

[TheDamirbojanic]

SUNSETS WERE MOCKED!

[rrtodd95]

@SalemStorm the two shittiest comedians ever and one of the funniest men alive on the same billing.

[wiemusicart]

ROFLMAO!!!

[patrickthadude]

that entire audience looks like it was smacked a yarmulke.

[alexander33345]

@123lovegun really he has socialistst ideals he must be a great guy!

[jaekn]

@alexander33345 such as...?

[alexander33345]

@jaekn I am just beign sarcastic with this guy

[45von]

@123lovegun I suspect you are a proud illiterate too, (also)... no offense.

[LassiterKillmatic]

larry david is the best, the BEST

[GodHatesRap]

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOR LUNCH?

[dinokralt4]

haha, enviromentalism? The cult of the belief that there is nothing wrong with individual. The world is depraved! Fix the world not the individual. oh Larry. This guy appears to be out of touch with reality. He has been divorced several times, yet he can't see that human relationships are in some way fallen?

[TheNERFDUDE97]

y do so many girls think that he is hot?

[helikestv]

@TheNERFDUDE97 he's rich and on TV.

[DiannaBoo1]

i was watchin an interview of nicki minaj and she said she wanted to marry larry david, so came to see who he was (lmao) i thought he was sexi LOL

[avidalocan]

The world could use a Larry David brand of tuna. That would really rock. How cool would it be to buy that at a supermarket.

[MrJerryRio]

I'm a huge fan of Larry. If you think LD is amazing I think you will enjoy the Bloated Elvis video. More like Woody Allen in delivery but this clip is a little like Larry interviewing people. For intelligent sarcastic people. New Yorkers also say the darndest things.