Hard News 06/05/08

[Keroshino]

go se Handsome Tom at his youtube channel "TheGameHeroes"

[toxicavenger1988]

...No thank you.

[Todo54321]

Ohh yer watch out nintendo..... watever what games r they gonna have..... apple yer watever

[JordanN3335]

The iRate gamer is a faggot,loser wannabe. Also a dirty, fuckin rip-off artist.

[doorknob1112]

OMG no more jackthomson HORAAAAAAAYYY lets celebrate.(gets up and dances to the numa numa)

[ShaqFlims]

@doorknob1112 hahaha funny

[Pyropuncher]

IM DUSTIN AND THIS IS HARD NEWS

[SonicBlast190]

Destin Pwned Jose!

[hanlawrence]

The way how Jose slowly turns his head to look at Destin. And the delivery.

[GamecubeIsGreat]

irategamer at 0:04

[Mileenasman]

Are you on crack?

[alex93cayford]

LOL INTRO

"Forbes Magazene is on Crack"

[vulpix]

I like the way Destin talks about porn, then turns straight to Corey. Nice touch.

[metallicakixtotalass]

hey she's not half bad-looking

[braineaterknux]

Awesome as usual!

[tnadrg1982]

i hate this guy

[gryfox34]

i love Hard News!

[Wenis64]

was that Jabba the hut at the first 5 seconds?

[Goldy151515]

Yay hard news!

[Reaprar]

Although I pretty much hate this show (I only watch it because Colette is on it), that last line was pretty well delivered.

[MrFathat]

Ubastard

[returnofLEE]

Apple in gaming? NOOOOooooOOoOOoooooOoooo...

[routhoula]

jack has been defeated HOORAY!!!!!!

any way the start was lolish

[AdamaGeist]

Honestly, if you're downloading more than 40gigs a month, then you've got no life. You need that much in porn and stolen games, you need to get out more.

[DirectorToby]

lmao , that line about the porn dvd sales rising was fucking funny. lol - time warner need to stop sucking cock. I was going to put something more intellegent - but thats all i got

[Neriskahn]

I think I hate the girl more than Destin...

[DreadRaptor85]

Metal Gear Solid is all about the cutscenes.

[DreadRaptor85]

PORN!

I just felt like saying that...

[H2324]

HE GOT OWNED!! LOLOL

[HeSaveDave]

that news was pretty soft

[METALIST1989]

I'm Jose, and THIS is hard news!

[NathanDanielMaskel]

everyone at screattack n00bs pwns! lol u guyz rock

[newyy1]

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about the ultra long cut scenes.

[ShadowPhoenix142]

Lol Thompson gaot pwned!

[theitalianplumber]

the beginning was full of win

[LJBAttack]

Jose: Today, Jack Thompson, a new hand held and..

Dustin:And what the hell do you think your doing?

Jose: Uhhh.

Dustin: *Smack*

Me: Roflcopters

[Nightrider324]

NOT FIRST!

[DrumKicker787]

Corey, you give me such a huge, throbbing, veiny...smile. =D

Shes superduperhot tho.

Anyone else agree!?

[jrwith]

yeah she's fucking hot, I need a gamer girl like in my life

[lunar52]

Good hard news. Apple has nothing on Nintendo or the DS. The iMac is a paper weight as it is.

[kurtcobain279489]

Ahh, poor Jose Mexicano. Oh well, Jack Thompson is an idiot and really does needed to be locked away in a white padded room.

[DaGoulian]

Nah just cut off his balls and show them to him ... before they run away into freedom of course.

[RyBillLegoStudios]

WOO HOO i have an ipod touch!!!!

[ss3333]

you think we give a fuck?

[xAnitudex]

jose got pwned

[maxcado]

thats so funny jose didnt expect that this show gets better and better

[ab0rtion]

why is everyone on this show so ugly?

[theitalianplumber]

shut up craig

[nickyt0teh0destroyer]

you're freaking kidding me. how can Apple expect to have DS or PSP quality games on the iPhone, or iPod touch... SERIOUSLY

[chickey66]

good job screwattack

[FrostBytePCz]

Ohhh jose. . . .anyway can't wait to see what the specal game is.

[TiCLer]

Dat judge is sexeh!

[TKnHappyNess]

Why pay that much for an iPhone or iPod to play games on when you can get a DS for half the price?

[chavbasher15]

i must admit, im starting to really like destin.

[StyleProductions]

second that

[antospad14]

Corey thinks shes hot...

[oliverclothesove]

Apple should really think about Nokia's handheld system.NGage anyone?

[angelf1]

YEah jose

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Fucking hell, Destin's really let himself go lately!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

...at the beginning ^_^

[elcadena21]

yeah distin...kick jose's ass!!

[zyonhunter]

haha jack thomson got ownd

[crudly123drawn]

when dosent he?

[nyahnyah5]

destin is gay. JOSE AL MEXICANO FTW

[Trunksamurai]

You can't even say his name right...

[CraazyCory]

Yeah! FUCK YOU JOSE! Uber Pwnage!

[LinkCCP]

It looks like Apple doesn't know that Nokia already had the same idea for a handheld console/mobile phone thing and it SUCKS

phones are for calls, sms... and handheld consoles are for games... DONT COMBINE BOTH, IT JUST A BAD IDEA

[RetroWeezer90]

Not agian apple. :-) u lost with the Pippin

[mikeeboi1029]

jose got pwned :P

[ronald369]

I hate Jack Thompson. LOL Intro

[Kaibaman21]

Very brilliant at the very beginning but I don't clearly get the Jack Thompson bit did a judge finnaly say something to revoke his license way last I heared is he was bad mouthing judges up the yin yang about baning violent video games and how his license was to get revoked...was that it. But Konami is realy being bastards on this with MGS4 limiting pretty much of what a game review should be hell reviewers proboly can't even review the game anyway with this many limitations

[Wirld]

Awesome as always. Yay for José intro :D

[amozoness6]

He wants to boink her.

[shibbyguy101]

EVERYONE wants to boink her!

[4bithandheld]

wow, this one has the best intro

[theitalianplumber]

phail

[Pyropuncher]

José José!