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  • Sorry guys, but it's stand up comedy. It always offends someone. No need to freak out over it.

  • America is just able to bomb countries, they are so stupid.... I LOVE FRANCE MAN!!

  • @charlie48874 No, i don't agry with you. America is'nt perfect but i would say "like every contries".

    Non, je ne suis pas d'accord avec toi, les Etats-Unis ne sont pas un pays parfait mais je serais tenté de dire "comme tous les pays".

    PS: je suis français et je comprends son sketch mais il ne faut pas le prendre au pied de la lettre, c'est un humoriste (regarde Gad elmaleh parler des US^^). Le problème c'est que certains y croient.

  • @itsoumi Oui je suis d'accord avec toi mais le problème est que les Etats-Unis se croient totalement supérieurs aux autres sans pour autant reconnaitre leurs défauts. Tu comprends?

  • and here come the chinese...? lol keep barking your shit about ww2, you will collapse soon

    les americains n'ont jamais eux l'intelligence de leur puissance, quelle pitier :s

  • I'm french and I'm not offended about this scene. I like it ^^

    

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  • The french people don't like Americans but if it wasn't for the Americans the French would be speaking German. So they can suck one. Those back-stabbers.

  • @skillethead15

    If it wasn't for the French the américans would be speaking english... Oups!

  • @skillethead15 Totally. Because the Allies helped France in World War II, France is forever disallowed from speaking out against US military and political involvement in... everywhere.

    Fucking people like you will be spouting the same bullshit 500 years from now. The time when the USA was a good force in the world is long gone.

  • @ThePhatIndian Whats wrong with us telling the french that it is because of us that they are who they are today? Nothing is wrong with that. And don't call me a "fucking person" just because the french decided to keep switching sides during the war. For four years Germany occupied France. Then the US the UK and Soviet Union liberated France in 1944. And after all we did for them. They have the nerve to not like us! How dare them!!

  • @skillethead15 Because the government of the US then is the same government now?

    Yeah, let's all grovel and worship the United States when they shit on everyone else. You know, cause they did something that one time.

  • While I love "Mr Bean"'s song "I hate the French", I don't like this sketch

    It's not a parody of what Frenchs are (and there would be a lot to say!). It's a summary of American nationalistic clichés against the French, much in line with G.W. Bush's French-bashing campaign during the 2nd Iraq war.

    I'm sure Robin Williams is much funnier in other shows.

  • Robin is funny, most comments are not. It's obvious that it's a parody of what Frenchs are.

    Well, maybe not for the arrogance (yeah, I'm French, but the people of Paris are really arrogant - for too many of them).

  • for mkf0528.. no, maybe "the french" just defend themselves..

  • It's a pity cuz I think a lot of french people do like american people. I am french and we are not so arrogants. of course each people is different and there are stupid persons in every country but I mean.. don't judge without really knowing.

  • Omg!!! this is a sketch okay? not a war declaration!

    We, french, often say things like "Americans are fat" or " they are impossibly proud of them, but they only fight little countries for oil and other matters in north africa", "they force civilisations there to have a democracy, while even them don't have a real one (no country has one for instance)"

    now, hoping to see a page without serious taunt on other countries, i say U bye!

  • i french and i fucking love this vidéo, and Robin Williams!very funny

  • funny one :D

    cheers from France

  • He is "spot on". The French are Legends in Their Own Minds. Love it. Give the arrogant fools a taste of their own medicine. We should have let the Germans keep Paris!

  • Harumph, harumph, I'm French and I'm better than you stupid Americans.

    Harumph, haumph, I'm American and I'm better than you cowardly French.

    When does it end?!?! This is just joking, people need to lighten up.

  • Dont let yourself be manipulated by German snitchers trolling the internet searching for opportunities to bleach their Germany.In ww2 German soldiers trying to evade fighting were hunted and assasinated till the last day. Concentration camp inmates were forced to march long distances. If they could not carry on they were murdered on the spot, the bodies left behind. Germans being seen as possible collaborators with the allies were systematically murdered.

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  • "the Germans are here!"

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  • @nightwish1000 Revois ton histoire, je parle de Lafayette. Peut-être qu'il aurait pu y avoir une autre opportunité mais ça n'empêche que Lafayette a énormément contribué à la "création" des Etats-Unis, c'est un fait.

    Et si tu ne comprends pas, tant pis pour toi, j'en ai marre de faire l'effort de parler anglais, chacun son tour !

  • LOve You Robin!

    You are absolutely right! French are Nice to other nations when they are out of France , but Not in France.

    I Lived in Monaco for 8 Years and the French in South of France fit the category that you mentioned-

  • Mais non on vous aime bien les américains... parfois ;-)

  • I do agree with @AllanaXD even if I'm french.

    Plus, french comics also made a lot of Stand Up with stereotypes... Sometimes, you just have to stand back! I mean...Come ooon!! I love when americans say that... ;-)

  • C'est vraimen con un ricain putain j'vou jure stupid

  • Je ne suis pas français! >:O

    lolz xD

  • the germans are here, hello americans!!! LMFAO

  • Je t'aime Lafayette !! The comments don't prove that the French hate the Americans at all. But I personnally history. And about history, ours is, in the last era, around 2000 years, yours 250 years and that's the French who freed the Americans, not the English, before the D day. That's it.

  • Personnellement, pas envie que mes gosses deviennent obèse et s'empiffrent d'hamburgers devant South Park 20 heures sur 24. Offensé ? Absolument pas. Cela aussi, était for fun ! L'êtes-vous ? Moi non plus. But I wish Robin would be able to hear his own horrible american accent. He certainly would have impressionI have when I hear the French Canadians, although I prefer theirs.

  • @frankph5 l'accent québecois est le vieux francais qui même Louis XIV parlait--l'etat c'est moé---en plus ce sont les francais qui parkent leur car dans le Parking pour faire leur shopping dans le Shopping Mall,,--- les québecois stationnent leur voiture dans le stationnement pour faire leur marché Au Marché Jean-Talon--lol

  • @hyurgy123 Je suis désolé mais je ne comprends rien de tous ce que tu racontes lol

  • @frankph5 Well, from what I heard obesity in France is on the rise, and South Park is very popular with the French "gosses", as is MacDo, so...stay tuned!

  • Not Bad :(

    From France :)

  • @MrSanguinarium 100% french men are fags "fuir" lol

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  • Les ricains peuvent pas test la France ils pensent qu'on porte toujours la moustache et le béret.

  • @LordAkronos stop thinking all countries need you to defend themselves...

    Of course thanks to your grand-parents we are not German but don't forget that without our ancestors, the United States would never have existed!

    And Let's talk in french now to see what you can say! Why should I do all the work?

  • @CedricP91 how can you say that the united states would have never existed without the french! there would have come another opportunity for them!

  • The comments prove that the French hate us.

  • @mkf0528 No reason not to. ;)

  • @mkf0528

    Maybe we hate you american but we respect you

    France is your oldest ally, we never went and will never go at war against you

  • @mkf0528 not true ,don't worry French are just supectible^^

  • @mkf0528 Not at all! We don't hate you! I'll be honest with you: I went to USA last summer and Americans people were not very simpathic but it doesn't mean I hate Americans. Don't be so paranoiac ;-)

  • @mkf0528 I'm French and I like US... Just, most french people don't like to learn English. So, french people don't like country where they speak in English...

  • @mkf0528

    Because you think the American don't hate the French ???

  • @mkf0528 That is not true... 

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  • @mjlodina Not true.

  • @theXsynergy

    Really? Start traveling a little and you'll see.

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  • Allez vous faire enculer bande de pute de ricain

  • From a man eating his own shit that's a good laugh!

  • @MrSLRfan Oh yeah, of course ... but it's easier considering you took everything from european civilization to start.

  • Jeez, he really hates us. Why William, whyyyy ???!!!! ^^

  • Americans are arrogant and the Frecnh are so pussy I cant stand there punk pussy asses fuck them.

  • @zazoo5050 It seems that 7 other people agreed my comment... I'm not the only one to think like that!

  • He has three fingers. What am I, a bowling ball? Fuck off...

    xD

  • People shouldn't take impressions seriously - they're designed to be exagerated!

    This is just a sterotype blown out of proportion. Every nation has them.

    The English drink tea and are very proper, the Americans are generally stupid and fat, the Germans are strict and efficient, and my own nation (Scotland) consists of ginger drunks that are into beastiality.

    All he is doing here is pointing out some of the funniest of France's sterotypes, there's no reason to be offended.

  • @AllannaXD What about canadians EH? what are you talking aboot... for once someone doesnt bitch about what he says

  • Everybody, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Even though the French would disagree, this is the best EXAGGERATED performance of what the French are really like in the eyes of foreigners.

    Robin you're awesome! even though you have a female name.

  • alright everyone chill im french and i find this hilarious - enjoy ><

  • @fredthesnail556 Of course, fortunately not all Americans are like TheMotomofo! ^^ I'm not upset about Robbie William, im upset about TheMotomofo, this stereotypical jerk... ;)

    I think Robbie is quite funny even if i don't understand every jokes he makes!

    And usually we don't really make fun of you... we have respect for Americans (most of the time!)

  • @CedricP91 Did you not read my other replies to you or did you choose to ignore those before calling me names?  Read my other replies to you. My discussion waswtih one person becuase he made a negative remark about a joke. There are two replies to you under this. Please read those before you start name calling.

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  • Canada over america any day (=

  • @moveyourbody468 For example, when someone speaks french on YouTube, Americans sometimes say: "Learn english, you frog (or "faggot" or whatever you want)", as if you couldn't learn another language than yours... Isn't it arrogance??

  • @CedricP91 It is. There are a lot of actions or reactions that can be viewed as arrogance and we're all wrong to assume anything about an entire nation based upon the reactions of people on a public forum. I have been to France and unfortunately I left with a negative opinion. I was in Paris and was treated rather harshly and left there feeling that the French were rude and arrogant. I'm sure that not all of the French are like that but you're left forming opinions on personal experience.

  • @moveyourbody468 When I see your f*cking racist behavior on YouTube, I don't really want to meet some Americans...

  • @CedricP91 You have to consider the forum in which you're using. There are many trolls and that doesn't necessarily reflect the true feelings or opinions that someone may trully have. I have been trolling on this video and it has been for pure entertainment. I do not normally do it but I had a negative response to a couple of jokes and that is all the video is, it's him making jokes about the French and he also makes jokes about the U.S.

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  • @TheMotomofo truly has one l 

  • I think its funny taht a U.S. History book is as big as a world histroy book. We aren't even old!

  • OMG I liked him... J'espère qu'il pense pas ce qu'il dit :/ Moi, j'aime bien les américains... Même s'ils endettent le monde :*

  • To the Americans

    In this clip (which is not funny to me) people laugh the most when (as I understand) Robbin Williams imitates the reaction of the people after the anglo-saxons landed in Normandy. Is Robin Williams meaning that the French where not really welcoming the Americans and all other Anglo-Saxons' soldiers in 1944. This is extremely rude for me. Therefore I do not understand really the intentions or understanding of the audience. Thanks to help me.

  • AMERICA SUCKS.

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  • @TheMotomofo the state of Vermont has the same mentality as Québec as much as I can tell for having lived in Québec(20yrs) and 1 year in Vermont, the french-canadians and vermonters have a solidarity between them unknown in the rest of USA or Canada except french-speaking New Brunswick--americans live constantly in fear of getting killed for a few bucks --that your great culture which fills history books-lol

  • @hyurgy123 I live in Washington DC and I do not walk around fearing for my life, of course I'm not a cowardly French man so I am not as easilly frightened as a French man would be. Have you ever considerd that the French violent crime rate is so low because everyone is too scared to confront anyone in person? You're not impressing me and will certainly not change my opinion of the French.I have a lot more respect for the Germans, English and hell, even the Iraqis. You are a funny little guy.

  • @TheMotomofo go and see some youtube videos on how brave the americans behave under enemy fire--you were a disgrace in Vietnam--always on drugs getting defeated by illiterate ricefarmers--you bombed 1,5 million vietnamese civilians into nirvana because you lost--pathetic losers

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  • @TheMotomofo no you don't laugh--you defend your pathetic loser counry which has the biggest percentage of working poor and where 1% owns 900% of all wealth--you stupid idiots fight and die in Iraq for big Petrol--Bush and CO getting billionaires--911 was pathetic-you lost 5thousand people and panicked-the vietnamese-latioans lost 1,5 millions and prevailed

  • @hyurgy123 God Bless the USA. Yes, I did laugh. The Battle of Dien Bien Phu marked the end of French involvement in Indochina. Giap's Viet Minh forces handed the French a stunning military defeat, and on 7 May 1954, the French Union garrison surrendered. Of the 12,000 French prisoners taken by the Viet Minh, only 3,000 survived. At the Geneva Conference, the French negotiated a ceasefire agreement with the Viet Minh, and independence was granted to Cambodia, Laos, and Vietnam.

  • @TheMotomofo Henry Kissinger-USforeign and defense minister during the Vietnam war was declared a war criminal by the International Court in Den Haag--1,5 innocent million Laotian-Vietanmese and Campuchean rice farmers lost their lives due to bombing by USA--these people also lost loved ones--CIA toppled rightful lected Chilean president Allende-USA supported some of the worst dictators such as Pinochet-Sadam Hussein-Marcos-Battista and so on--don't start to cry about 911--

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  • @hyurgy123 I sent you a message. Reply if you would like to actually have a discussion without the trolling.

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  • @hyurgy123 Get out of your mom's basement much?

  • @zazoo5050 worked 3 years in USA, 25years in Canada, 10 in Europe, 1 in North Africa using 3 languages daily--which basement are we speaking here-yours?

  • @hyurgy123 So what you are saying is your Mom moved around often? That's a lot of basements, eh?

  • @zazoo5050 my parents lived all their lives in a house which belonged to our ancestors for the last 400years-you little rat probably moved from one basement to another not knowing anything about this whole planet like all white trash americans-lol

  • @hyurgy123 From your commentary, it appears in-breeding is quite popular in your family. BTW, I sincerely hope you inherit that 400 year old shack. Is it still standing or do y'all just huddle underneath the clapboards?....LOL!

  • @hyurgy123 we know you lived all your life in your shitty parents shack lmao

  • @hyurgy123 i see how your deep envy of muscular american men hinders your chances with any woman--they walk all over scrawny ladylike 'men' like you--well they have to have someone to take advantage of LMAO

  • @TheMotomofo easely is with one l

  • I really love Robin but he is cruel with french people...because leaders are not the people.

  • lol... It's okay, I'm glad for they didn't laugh with the belgians.

  • The French have developed a new body armor and It is very light in weight. It's so light because they only need to protect their backs. 

  • @TheMotomofo yeah its so much more fun shooting unarmed civilians in Iraq the fighting germans and vietnamese--seems this back body armour was developped for US gis leaving Saigon

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  • So you think doing something like shooting unarmed civilians would be fun? At least the French would have a chance at winning a fight in that scenario. Funny that you mention Vietnam which was another country that you ran from as well. hahaha. The French are very amusing.

  • @TheMotomofo whats also amusing is htat it took 5 americans to defeat 1 single german soldier in Normandy and only 3 canadians to do the same--you americans are about the worst soldiers in any war-without air-supremacy and a tenfold superiority you would have lost all battles same as George Washington who lost all battles and even surrendered to the french in the french indian war--Cheaspike Bay was a french victory asshole

  • @hyurgy123 Why are you getting so mad? You're starting to cry just a little bit and show your true French colors. LMAO@ you. Boo hoo hoo, French man.

  • @TheMotomofo US general Benedict Arnold with 800 US troops got badly beaten in Québec City by around 77french-canadians and natives--he fled leaving 400 wounded behind--President Clinton paid the Ursulinne Nun order in Québec City a hundred sympolic dollars for having nursed this 400 US soldier back to health--you are a sissy nation

  • @hyurgy123 The French are cowards, we all know it. I do not know you but I already have a preconceived notion that you're a coward too. I bet you thank God for the internet where you can try and put up a fight. LMAO @ you.

  • @TheMotomofo yeaheI thank the internet-because otherwise little fatsos like you would get their asses kicked more often--the diffrence between a real man and acoward is as long as you have a gun and the other hasnot its easy to play tough--as soon as the other is shooting at you little assholes like you shit in their pants--there are plenty of youtube videos from americans screaming for their mammies being under enemy fire

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  • @TheMotomofo I've never seen a people more afraid at others then americans--jogging trought the woods in a New York State Parc, I have seen americans being scared shitless when I was approaching them simply running in shorts and T-shirt--I was unarmed and in Canada usually people are just simply friendly--you amercans are a pathetic nation living in fear going out at night-time getting killed fo a few bucks

  • @hyurgy123 That's probably because you're French and look like a rapist, poor women. The Canadians aren't that nice, they're just as spineless as the French and act friendly to cover their cowardice, again, just like the French. You are still amusing me, I do hope that we continue this, I've started showing friends how funny you are. You should be a comedian yourself. .

  • @TheMotomofo canadians owe more guns then americans still nobody shoots anybody and doors are kept unlocked-americans have a big chance to get killed for a few bucks or diying of a curable desease--your education is third world country standard--each time you americans go out attacking a country for Multinational Petrol companys you are coming back in bodybags and are more and more getting bancrupted therwhile 1 percentage in USA owns over 90% of the wealth--you guys are spineless

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  • @TheMotomofo Whaaaat ??? YOU Americans are arrogant!

    First of all, you call your country America, as if it was the only one in this continent.

    Then, you think that because you helped us to fight the Germans you are the heroes of the entire world and that the French army sucks. Although France have been involved in many many fights in its history, it still exists, doesn't it?

    The point is that you are jealous because you have no history at all! Your country is totally new! Less than 300 years...

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  • @TheMotomofo you haven't been to France nor UK-Germany or Australia, you world view is based entirely on Fox TV, not speaking any other language then english further depicts you as an intelectual giant--hahahalol

  • @hyurgy123 What the hell are you talking about? I have indeed been to all of those places. I have also been to Thailand, Japan, Ireland, Bosnia, Kosovo, Turkey, Iraq and Afganistan. Du bist ein Idiot, I also speak a little Spanish but not fluently, so as I said, Eres un idiota.

  • @CedricP91

    hell yea we 're arrogant! I'd rather have a superior army and economy than history

  • @CedricP91 Riight, every single American you've never met is arrogant.

  • @CedricP91 Eh oui.... comme ça ? -----A complete list of French Military Victories:

    End.

    The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.

  • @CedricP91 listen….this is one guy being stereotipical…its not all americans come on be reasonable….he's funny make fun of us and it'l be funny 2! (as long as its actually funny)

  • @CedricP91 Yes, yes we are arrogant, eh?

  • @CedricP91 Yes, yes we are arrogant, eh?

  • @CedricP91

    "YOU Americans are arrogant! First of all, you call your country America, as if it was the only one in this continent "

    Yet you call people from the U.S. Americans? But using your logic and high standards Americans can be people from Canada, Mexico, Brazil, ect...

    Then you have a problem when the people from the U.S.( who are called Americans by people from other countries, including yourself) say they're from America.

    Good job with the logic

  • @CedricP91 The stereotypes in your case must be true since you do not know what the hell you are talking about. It helps to argue with factual info...try it sometime.

  • @CedricP91 Both of our countries suck. Our government is shit, your government is shit. It's no reason to not take a joke.

  • @CedricP91 we are new and yet we've made more out of 300 years than many other countries...

  • @CedricP91 fine the next war you get into because of your own stupidity were just gona sit by and let the Germans rape your women and children and take all your shitty artwork and wine

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  • A bas la censure

  • Je m'en moque, je n'ai rien compris, parler américain ne m'intéresse pas et je préfère Georges Carlin, au moins, ses vidéos sont sous-titrées.

  • americans don't have any culture of their own that's why they have that much anger against french people. that's so sad^^

    and the german joke... I'm not quite sure

  • @uknowhatitisbitch You're not quite sure about the German joke? As for Americans not having any culture of their own, you couldn't be more wrong. The truth is, Americans don't really have any anger towards the French, we're amused by you and not at all impressed.

  • @TheMotomofo I'm still not sure about the german joke. Obviously ur not impress. despite all maybe a bit of jealousy in this video. I just wanted to say that there's tones of way to make fun of us but he's just a bad humorist and chose poor or wrong topics (except the accent).

  • @uknowhatitisbitch It's comedy, A lot of comedy is based on common stereotypes, obviously the French have their own for Americans. He also makes fun of the US, Scots and many other things. He makes a living making fun of things and people, They're jokes, nothing more. I see nothing to be jealous of. We have many things to be proud of and certainly do not need to be jealous. You think he chose a poor topic but he made money joking about it, Why? because that is what he does.

  • @TheMotomofo there are two kind of americans-the white trash hamburger eating working poor and then the american upper-class which in many cases is francophile and has visited France and its best restaurant--the US elite loves France for its culture and savoir vivre

  • @hyurgy123 You are completely wrong. I have visited France and I'm not considered to be in the US elite. You're making things up with your pitiful retort.  France has a lot of culture but you also have your share of poverty, crime and trashy people.

  • So true and i'm french

  • he says the f word too much....

  • @IDPgen2011 Fuck off.

  • A ton service..Mickey

  • I´m german, don´t understand everything, but this is veeery funny :D

  • Don't feel like my children eat hamburgers to become fat and watch tv twenty hours a day, as for me. I feel nothing in common with the americans, except that I know we freed them from the british kingdom. How old are the United States ? 230 years old. Godness ! Welcome Americans ? I'm not really sure about it..I would have prefered to become German honestly. In history, Only a river separates us. Both trodan horses which are Israel and England, an ocean.

  • @frankph5 hey bro... ur mad.

  • I certainly don't share the same sense of humour and don't want it. Do I feel offensed for this reason ? Absolutely not. Just want to say to the british, to Robin actually : look at the history of your language made of French at 40 per cent (Most bastardized language ever in Europe). And it's very funny the way you all forgot England was ruled by French barons for four centuries. That really makes me laugh !! ;-) Have you ever heard about your accent ? Honeslty, I prefer mine.

  • Well done Robbie but I guess you know nothing about your own history about your country. Just wanted to remind your language is a bastard one made of French essentially !! Nearly 50 per cent. Only ! France were occupied for four years ? England, you mother country was for 400 years or so by French rulers. Moreover, And the american flag would have never existed without the French too. I also guess you don't realise how ugly is your accent. I prefer definitively mine and the German one.

  • @frankph5 Dude it's meant to be funny chill the fuck out and learn to laugh....

  • @frankph5 Haha you angry little french fry, England was conquered by the Normans, Viking blood. Remove the red and blue from your flag. Your true flag is a white one.

  • @The1stPoster William le Conquerant spoke french and not norse-he had t most 25% norse blood his mother and wife were frankish-he was a vassall of the frankish king, his invasion force was norman.frankish-the franks had prior defeated the vikings and let some of them settle Normandy-after the french-norman invasion,french Angevins ruled England for 400years using french as language of courts and administration-modern english contains at least 40% french vocabualry-german cont20%

  • I'm french too and i love the people who can laugh at themselves!!! Stop thinking and just laughing!!! :D

  • and here come the chinese... pathetic bunch of mother fucker, keep judging people on cliché when your contry will be collapse soon, your flag is full of shit