A message to all parents

[SuperSuperRaccoon]

if there is a ban on reproduction then the human race will go out of exsistiance

[oli8181]

LMFAO he must be a genius hahaha

[daddysromangel]

i m laughing so madly...i actually have a friend whos humour is similar...wows

[TheDoctorisin2181]

"But I suppose the devil might keep conjuring sexy young kids into existence then using his magic because he's mischevious like that".

Never before have I laughed harder.

[Nigel16032009]

So the human race dies out?

What next? Close every bank to stop bank robberies?

Daft tw@!

[TheSammypickle]

@Nigel16032009 it's a joke you stupid fuck

[GalaxyEdgeStudios]

@Nigel16032009 you retarded fuck, learn to accept jokes, and if you didnt understand that this was a joke, then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON YOUTUBE......

[almann1117]

This is the kind of thinking that gets internet censorship started.

[SquallyParkour]

Lmao!!

[MaksimLevinskyMusic]

Absolutely Brilliant!

One of those ideas that when you first hear them,

you think: "Why didn't i think of that,first!?"

Definitely Noble Prize Worthy! :-D

[TheLight419]

What's hilarious is that this was posted on my 16th birthday. XP

[ZillaRocks]

Wow. This would eliminate so many other things too....global warming, torture, genocide, religion, economic troubles...too bad you have to eliminate the human race to make it work.

[chrstilen5]

Perfect plan... as long as you dont care abot anyting ells ^_^

[Greenluvr1000]

haha what? I really don't get this can someone explain it to me??? (ya know DUMB it out 4 me?)

[upallhours9]

Truly a genius walks among us. (meaning somegreybloke).

[retardsos]

@upallhours9

I'm sure you mean sits among us.

[upallhours9]

@retardsos I stand corrected.

[retardsos]

@upallhours9

LOLZ!

or do you sit corrected o.O?

[upallhours9]

@retardsos meh- depends on my mood. :)

[retardsos]

@upallhours9

lolz! (=

[sharonburtonfletcher]

...I think your genius too! :D Thank you Mr Booth, very entertaining! :)

[gjonesy9]

Roseanne Barr U.S. Presidential campaign announcement part 1

watch?v=iSZYGyOK_yY

(lol)

[zapperslayer6]

"Your enabling the paedophiles to do what they do... by supplying them with the raw materials of their trade"

[manrayer88]

He seems a lot like wallace

[giannasquirrel]

Raw materials of their trade hahahahaha

[holyhandgrenade999]

Oh man, that's a PERFECT plan!

[lkjhgfddfd]

CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF

[kimixbrushedxred]

The Peter files.

[gazbradshaw]

Let me see you have 2 choices:

A woman is bent over in front of ya with her legs open and nice warm pussy out, breasts bouncing up and down waiting to be....

Or a hairy arsed bloke with a hairy back is bent over wanting you to stifle his chocolate starfish -

'oo let me see, I know what I want...

[gazbradshaw]

Shut it you poo thief

[petiteAlicious]

See we should be thanking HOMOSEXUALITY!! homosexuals save kids that str8 people don't want or that str8 people can't afford or that str8 people can't handle, or the "accidents" of str8 people not protecting themselves while having sex outside of wedlock for all those religious freaks who are anti gay people <side note! lmfao! You never hear of two men physically having a child together and polluting the earth with to many babies! lmfao!

[guegeli6045]

58 pedophils dislike your idea...

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

ok..2nd thought major fail...yes FAIL...hmmmm...no children NO future...just KILL all the pedophiles...not the children.....dummy.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

the 2011 jeep compiss...im not buyin ever..so get rid of all the adds already.....buy an electric car...get with the program already....and great video.![btw]

[PaavstNokundus3]

I would have said stop fucking children but I guess this works too.

[Atreo98]

whats paedophillia????



[KhaosKommando]

Pedophilia and sex with minors are not the same. If you have sex with a young child of say, 9 years old, you can be considered a pedophile and you're also having sex with minors. But if you have sex with a 17 year old, you have sex with a minor, but it's not pedophilia. Because pedophilia = being sexually attracted to prepubescent children. And as far as I know, most kids reach puberty around the age of 12, some earlier and some later.

[ACEGAMER120]

Makes about as much sense as Democrats trying to reduce gun crime by banning guns (translation: it doesn't make sense). Hilarious video BTW!

[ThaFunkster100]

Hahah, "and twelve in the Vatican".

[ljkw77]

I like how you are referring to a NORMAL World!...Haha... I just had to take a test because they said I`ve recently posted SEVERAL comments.....Which was one each on two videos I just watched....this is freaky...maybe you could make a comforting video about how someone is watching us post comments now...and who Is it?

[ljkw77]

I like how you are referring to a NORMAL World!...Haha...

[leirgauk]

I will buy a drink for you, my Messiah!

[Antifides]

I foresee no problems whatsoever with this plan. We should implement it immediately.

[wermuntrude]

hahahahahhaahahahhahah

[kriptoow]

Not funny just wrong

[andysim232]

1 solution that will never happen because of so called human rights would be to force castration on those convicted. You can then return them to society without fear of them going back to thier old habits.

[Nilsy1975]

@andysim232 Interesting idea except I spot two problems:

1) Sex is in the mind not just a man's penis. What's to stop them from sexually abusing children in other ways?

2) How do you castrate a female paedophile?

Please don't reply with either there's no such thing or it's not as bad!

[BioChemicalMachine]

*laughs*

[alkleiza1995]

this IS the most awesome voice ever

[cmpilot]

Most people should not have children. I mean, just look around.

[donalddub1970]

i think you're a genius too .

[ChuWanggAmes]

i think a better solution is to have midgets pretend to be kids so they get tricked

[Mirkwoods]

yup, genius.

[Wingalaxi]

Oh, I forgot to raise an insignificant little niggle, Graham. The word 'mischievous' contains only two 'i's - same number as most of us have - and should therefore be pronounced 'MISS-chi-vss.,' with the accent on the first syllable. Many people think there is a third 'i' - not all are Tibetans - and pronounce the word on the second syllable. Your status as an unrecognised genius remains unchanged.

[Wingalaxi]

Well said, Graham. Another brilliant comical crit. This is the biggest and most obvious problem humanity faces today - and is in complete and utter denial about it!! (Overpopulation, that is). That was a very nice way you got around the taboo, with the understated charm that we have come to expect of you. In Britain alone, people are bonking themselves into insanity. Don't even mention China ...

[96fatpinky]

every child born is a possible paedophile fact

[spinemelter2000]

That's the problem with geniuses. No one listens to them. Childfree ftw. 

[0101010101010101ful]

yeah!no more children,i want to kiss this guy

[FathomLordKarathr]

@0101010101010101ful i know future generations will thank us

[mcgc93]

12 in the vatican LMFAO! sir, i tip my hat to you, you are a genius...

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

well put.,.,.thinking maybe you are.

[Nickuncle]

LOL click on transcribe audio XD

[SparrowOBlades]

You should have your own TV show on the BBC. Too funny.

[Nannirk]

So, when are you going to start greying up my screen with your greyness again, eh?

[matthegeek]

i have a better plan... make all kids fat, no-one will touch them then! either that or they'll be easier to catch...

[Nannirk]

@matthegeek So you're saying that since obviously no one in the entire world has ever had sex with a fat adult, the same should apply to children?

Makes sense, I guess.

[WarmWeatherGuy]

You are a fucking genius! I love it.

[fbinsulation]

I just realized, the way you say "pedophilia" sounds like Pete'll feel ya. Was this on purpose?

[somegreybloke]

@fbinsulation No.

[UbiquitousGeek]

@fbinsulation That's how it's pronounced in the U.K.

[leif011]

3 videos so far about pedos?...worrying. lol

[MadCrazyScotlandUKTV]

i right ya daft cunt

[grozde]

The greatness of this plan is that in a few decades it'd free the entire planet of ANY crime!!! ;-))

[YouTumult]

There is an even faster and easier way: Declare people adults right before birth!

[somegreybloke]

@YouTumult Clever.

[SirFakeName]

@YouTumult Genius!

[silencesoloud12]

@YouTumult Even easier and faster: End all life in existence.

[danagirl23]

@YouTumult is that you, Pedobear? ;)

[MerlinBunny1]

Your sudden video links at the end of your videos always keep me on my toes while I vegetate.

[Lollistar12]

but there will be no more humans ;) u didnt think this through did you??

[finnsia]

@Lollistar12 really? then the earth won't be destroyed!

PROBLEM SOLVED

[madandy007]

Might be? You are a genius.

[gasattackmanliveca]

If you did that you wouldnt even have pedifiles

[boumbh]

Age of majority was 16 in Spain until 2000, now it's 18 like in the other European countries. I don't know what somegreybloke meant by 13 in Spain... But he's all absurd and random, that's (part of) what I like with him...

[somegreybloke]

@boumbh Age of majority is not the same as age of consent.

[boumbh]

@somegreybloke Thanks somegreybloke. I think you could make up your own religion. You know that some grey guys already did by the past. I might be one of your adepts.

In my opinion, a lot of religionists are just hypocrite. Theoretically, none of them should do bad stuff, but some do. Religions are a great hypocrisy but with good feelings behind - at least for Catholicism, I must admit I don't know the others well. That's why it's so easy to laugh about it. And you do it so good ^^ .

[albedoshader]

@somegreybloke: Yeah, the age of consent rules can be quite complicated in some countries.

[Veilanof]

@boumbh BOOM, IN YOUR FACE

[5rehno]

supplying them HA!

[Windows7UIRocks]

ah man I have to wear a condom LOL

[Vf5rules1]

For some reason, I don't think a lot of adults are taking this seriously.

[Sandninja666]

and in 100 years the human race would be extinct........nice going dumbass

[krishollow]

@Sandninja666 LOL U SO SMART!!!...

[koponenii]

Geninus, YES!

[Badlogic2]

Babies just need to stay in the womb longer. We can educate the children as they grow up in their mothers womb. Play dates would involve those hamster tube things.

[LowStackTom]

Stop breeding to stop the pedophiles !!!

I LOVE IT !!!

[svengalie]

in the normal world.......hehehe

[jtpruzz]

46 people missed the like button

[eeli1]

I think I might agree with you being a genius. haha

[FlashWhore]

"I've been thinking a lot about paedophillia and I'm quite excited..."

Nice, lol.

[electorg]

@FlashWhore that was the thing that got stuck in my mind from this video as well

[Ghoulishblade]

@FlashWhore For a second I was like: wat?!? 0_0

[Ghoulishblade]

@FlashWhore At first I was like 0_0' but then I was like XD

[ShouldWeEatThis]

i must point out the flaw in this plan with 2 words: world population.

[TehAntiNoobShow]

that is the most cleverist ideas i have ever heard.

[distorteddogma]

The Vatican actually seem to have been moving in exactly the opposite direction. They seem to be for increasing the supply. Curious.

Be Well.

[mfullarton]

To minesajd - i'd just like to point out out that 13 is not the lowest age for consentual sex, Oman has an age of 9 yrs old!

[kcaj1998]

i think im starting to see a large flaw in this plan with the world population

[ronji12345]

soory fore being born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BraigStudios]

That was awesome!!!

[metalmaniac248]

officially the greatest opening sentence to anything ever

[meispain]

excuse me...?? "it would happen even sooner in some places... it would only take 13 years in Spain"??????

Are we not part of the "normal world"?

[somegreybloke]

@meispain That remark was only supposed to refer to The Vatican.

[denisenzation]

@somegreybloke  Vatican is in Italy. :|

[somegreybloke]

@denisenzation Is it? Thanks.

[denisenzation]

@somegreybloke Yeah. :| 

[camjackshow]

@denisenzation its a nation. in italy. so why need to point it out?

[MyMrMikeyS]

@denisenzation

LOL

[MerlinBunny1]

@denisenzation I think you may have missed the joke.

[minesajd]

@meispain 13 is the legal age limit in spain so ... ... yes the statement is true ... would have been worse if he mentioned its the lowest age in the world.

[ogicabp4u]

@meispain It is reference to the government policy or cases trials rather. Very clever. eg. In south Korea a 40 year old man was having sex with a 13 yo girl living at his house who he had found 'on the street'. The law in Korea states a legal age of consent to be 19yo. However the girl was 'consenting' the court ruled it was 'alright'. Look up the one for spain...I won't tell you by fear of offending you. In England it is 16, with parental consent (Bizzare law!) 18 without, I beleive.

[xirishmagicx]

Ross Jeffries is a hilarious fool. Speed Seduction would be a wild pleasure to see Gram rant about..... Thanks for the laughs!!

[jcarr12169]

sometimes i think i might be a genius HAHAHAHAHA

[PrimordialWarlock]

a genius for sure

[Easytoremembermember]

"I've been thinking, a lot, about Pedophilia.."

Great way to start a video, lol.

[MrTadge]

@Easytoremembermember The follow up...  "and its got quite excited!" tops it off. LOL

[kyleslovelylemons]

THAT WAS THE MOST BORING PEICE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD

[eatfirejones]

@kyleslovelylemons

If you're going to offer non-constructive criticism (all in caps no less!) Could you at least spell 'piece' correctly?

[JohnCry]

@kyleslovelylemons If that was a boring piece of... sorry, peice of shit, maybe you shit entertaining videos. You could stare at them, if you like.

[gschjetne]

The shakers actually did this.

[HerrBismarck]

Good point.

[ipodxdude]

Wow just wow

[Floraiton]

100% laughter guaranteed!!!

[Jenni569]

bloody brilliant! and ... a pretty good idea ;) 

[Paul2uall]

My missus is well ahead of you somegreybloke, she imposed a ban years ago!

:-(

God B. Less!

[tanaaz12345]

if you do that... there'd be no more people >.<

[w1n62]

@tanaaz12345 Captain Obvious is that you?

[w1n62]

@tanaaz12345 Captain Obvious is that you?

[w1n62]

@tanaaz12345 Captain Obvious? Is that you?

[HeatLegs]

Anyone else thought he was gonna say he was a pedophile at the beginning of the video?

[kekke2000]

12 years in the vatican?! Really?!

[bookwormmaddy]

'Sometimes I think I might be a genius' Omg the irony! (wtf does irony mean? o.o) XD

[totalgamerz]

why you always talk so much about paedophile lol

[trent498]

love your videos man keep em up :D

[markieinger1]

haahaha!!! SomeGeniusBloke..

[supergenius1994]

LOL

[kornholioefx]

I wonder if this would work for the drug trade here I'm the US.

[Wyzenhu]

or make the children uglier haha

[westkan]

When U start got to age 12 I was sorta expecting you to say Say the Southern United States. Unless the nuns & priests are getting it on in the Vatican it will end there in 16-18 years as well, or I'm just putting too much time into this.

[StanleytheJanitor]

The devil can't create people, dumbo cartoon. He doesn't have the same powers as Jesus Christ--who is God--so you're not in any position to say that he does.

Why are you so depressed? You remind me of that robot from Douglass Adams' book. I think you need to incorporate some spiritually into your life; otherwise you'll end up like all the other miserable people from England.

Jesus loves you.

[Deicidead]

@StanleytheJanitor f*ck you jesus man,take your ass raped carpenter and gtfo

[AngryFatElf]

@StanleytheJanitor Um please tell me that was sarcasm

[giygasattack]

@AngryFatElf I've had a look at his profile and it appears he's actually that thick, judging by the big argument he's having with some other randomer about nothing at all. Comments like his are normal for a certain type of Christian who run rabid online going on about their god while coincedentally making people less likely to want to have anything to do with god and giving sensible Christians a bad name.

[luuzeri]

@giygasattack Do sensible christians exist? Like, at all? Never seen one.

[giygasattack]

Yes they do, and it's unfair to say they don't. Even if belief in religion isn't sensible to you, I was talking about general personalities.

[Dirtyblue929]

@luuzeri  Well, I try not to start flame wars about religion. And I respect the opinion of atheists. Is that a start?

[MMuunncchhiieess]

@StanleytheJanitor ...really?

[ctlively]

woo shakers!

[PrimordialWarlock]

raw materials of their trade ha ha

[shortmotions]

yes graham you are a genious

[Sandman10372]

I see you are using the "US drug war" logic.

[RussLBarth]

the added bonus is that eventually, the human race would die out. YEAH, baby....

[Dizzymo3]

"Sometimes I think I might be genius" Lol hilarious!

[chrisofnottingham]

On a related theme here's a quick pimp for Tim Minchin's carefully considered thoughts on the Pope and child abuse in a moving two minute song youtu(dot)be/fHRDfut2Vx0

[panamenaporvida]

Lmao.I agree 100%

[dananddanfilms]

An entirely logical solution. It deserves a place in every self-respecting manifesto.

[veejayuu]

Infallible logic once again! Will you be publishing this nugget in the Some Grey Party Manifesto?