The Sopranos Christopher Moltisanti - No Two People Alike

[EthanShreve18]

I would love to own that bong. Just to say it was on the sopranos. I would smoke out of it everyday, haha.

[Malkohut]

I have that same bong.

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

At least she didn't suffer, and for that, we can be grateful.

[longhorngent11]

he's just fucked up lol 

[jerzeytpke]

Carmellas mom played Henry Hills wifes mom in GoodFellas :D

[texasB666]

"All i'm saying is ....... . .... ....."

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

How the fuck could you jack up on coke before a wake? Bouncing knees and gritting teeth.

[ItalioTurk]

could someone may post, what chris is saying?

I have a bit problem with understanding this.

would be nice!

[jerzeytpke]

@ItalioTurk "how DO they know that NO ONE has the same 2 sets of fingerprints? They would have to get every single person (in the world in the same place) and thats not possible even with computers" "Not only that they would have to get all the people not just the ones (living) now so they have no proof Mrs Soprano may have passed but whos to say there isnt another Mrs Soprano just like here or will be" "What Im saying is".................

[ItalioTurk]

@jerzeytpke hahaha :D :D thank you pal!! :)

[jerzeytpke]

@ItalioTurk Anytime :D

[torontoBluejays87]

lol

[scruffyfromki3]

WHATS DA SONG ON D BEGINING

[jerzeytpke]

@scruffyfromki3 The song name is Shawn Smith - Shake It (Like You Just Made Bail)

[reasonformirrors]

He was about to tell us the meaning of life, but the realization overwhelmed his brain, rendering him speechless.

[Mattraction513]

Only assholes go to a funeral on drugs

[Vukie42]

@ete6ete6 It's Shawn Smith-Shake It (Like You Just Made Bail)

[Amino2]

lol at Hesh.

[skinsman3]

That's how you get high.

[fernandoiscrazy]

Bong hits AND cocaine....? Fuckin honkies...........who does that shit!?!?

[mrtundra45]

@fernandoiscrazy What wrong with weed and coke? dont be a pussy.

[danishsensation]

@fernandoiscrazy Awesome cool guys like Chrissy!!!

[MurphGiovanni]

@fernandoiscrazy lol are you trying to take a higher moral ground as if niggers are not lowlife drug using gangbanging pieces of shit...niggers love to smoke crack and commit rape, then plead not guilty and blame society

[phantomtaker86]

@MurphGiovanni you sound like someone off the sopranos lol

[MellyBaybeee]

I absolutley love Chris, he's got a really good point...

[andrewj44]

this scene always cracks me up

[CertifiedGooner729]

I hate having to go to shit like this when I'm stoned out. It's the worst. Paranoia takes over. You feel like everybody is onto you. Sucks.

[CertifiedGooner729]

"Stop asking fuckin questions!" lol

[BigOldMrKnish]

uncomfortable silence?... yup.

[simmy0987]

even with computers

[jesterjacobs]

the real question here is why get high before a wake?!

[BigOldMrKnish]

@jesterjacobs why not get high? wakes and funerals are for the living, not for the dead. it's all vanity on our part, of the living. i'd rather be high and silly than to be one of those phonies who sit there and pretend to be sad just because they feel that they should.

[CertifiedGooner729]

@BigOldMrKnish Amen.

[tominniti]

i liked this scene. its he closest any of those guys ever get to an abstract thought

[YoshuaSelah24]

Lol-the look on Hesh's face....

[mrtundra45]

lolz, hes all fucked up and trying to get philosophical .... good scene.

[whatsgoingon07]

Chris should've been a geneticist

[laaspen]

chris was having light bulb moment

[sonnyred5050]

YEAH....hit that bong Furio!!!!!!

[darthprestige23]

Bong Hits and Coke? 12th grade was awesome......

[littlea511]

furio is the man

[AnkushB]

i never knew furio was a junkie lmao

[maddingo12]

I love how Chris's face looks so goddamn fucked as he is talking.... lol

[smelkos]

"what im saying is....." he just realized he didnt know wtf he was saying lmfao

[antoniocuban]

Carmellas fathers expression to Chrissys story

[xxxtaneciaxxx]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE SONG LMAO I NEED TO KNOW WANTED TO FIND IT 4 AGES PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HAHA X

[chowfun18]

What I'm saying is

[dukenukem252]

I love how Sil is the only one who's actually thinking about what he's saying

[PebbleBreeze]

1:20 is brilliant!! sucks Michael is typecast-ed in these 2nd part characters. I LOOOOOVE that scene!! and how Ade supports him like only a good, TRUE friend would.

[zcrosby]

Lol I've had similar stuff happen to me. Anyone know what song they have playing? And LOL, smokin weed and doing blow at the same time. They wasted a lot of good weed smoke too

[downtownford]

does anyone else notice that Christopher's outfit changes from the first and second scene?

[krimBHD]

Furio's FUCKED up.

[WOGI5M]

this seen is so genius! freaking hilarious lol

[WOGI5M]

@WOGI5M scenes*

[mijreed]

This was the best scene from the Sopranos (the 2nd best of HBOs history). I laughed until I cried.

My fav though was when Brenda (on 6 Feet Under) was talking to her mom about getting an abortion and her mom was like, 'Oh honey, every woman thinks about this when they first get pregnant. I was totally going to abort you and Billy but father talked me out of it.'

[tokyo0lights]

hah chris with the knowledge....great

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@CravenMorehead3000 chris was doing heroin behind furios back is why he was rambling gibberish and he just kinda stops at one point lol

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

what does ade ask in the beginning?

[EtherealLuv]

LMAO! Another Mrs. Soprano!LMAO

[EchoBoomer1987]

Theres so many awckward moments from the Sopranos to choose from XD This scene, The Book discussion at the dinner table with Meadow's boyfriend, Meadow's boyfriend coming to work early and catching that one dude blowing the other dude in the van, Tony confronting Meadow's boyfriend because he's a different race and Christopher's intervention to name a few.

[PebbleBreeze]

great job Michael!! love it at 1:18 lmao!!

[airjordan910]

ahahah this is my favorite seen from the sopranos

[browgam85]

(in Carmela's voice)"THIS IS MY HOUSE"!

LMAO!

[jaceklupl]

it is hard to believe that real mob is more stupid than Chris or Tony

[idideroo]

the "real mob" is bullshit now, they have no power they are just for show, the mob is long gone

[Helsayx]

The minute I saw Furio at the beginning, I couldn't stop laughing. Frickin' hilarious how he's moving his head!!!!! xDDDDD

[esb818]

Furio really didn't strike me as a pot smoker, I can see the coke

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@esb818 yea that is one thing about the sopranos i didnt get was the weed smoke furio didnt seem like a pot smoker and im sure in real life chris wouldnt either and richie aprile smoked pot in one scene he is definatly not a pothead... mafia people generally dont smoke pot cos it causes anxiety which they are prone to anyway

[rdmbf42]

@Joefonzgoldenarms not that i wanna have a youtube argument but it doesnt matter what you are a lot of people smoke buds whether they're a nurse, an athlete, or a fuckin serial killer...some people like it some people dont regardless

[zcrosby]

@Joefonzgoldenarms i think mafia guys do drugs like its nothing. weed, coke, pills, it's all the same to them. they spend a lot of time on the streets, which is the place where the most drugs are. plus they make a lot of money selling drugs, so I think it's pretty common for a mob guy to be smoking weed, at least from time to time

[crackernumber2]

@zcrosby your right in the late 70's all the younger mob guys did coke, it was like a kid in a candy store. They did it because it helped them cope with life as a wiseguy wich is stressfull but it created a lot of very crazy cowboy style wiseguys.

[dukenukem252]

@zcrosby The younger guys do drugs, but the old ones discourage it and usually sober up once they get a family, but still sell it because of it's huge income. But the mobsters from the 40's, would never think of selling drugs because they see it as something that destroys lives even though their business already does that lol.

[GUCCImontana420]

LMAO this scene was so fuckn funny

[gotknoppix]

what song is this???????? I NEED IT lol

[bluemagic052]

u ever find the name of the song? its great wen ur on E

[jimmyshelter]

knowing chris he prob took 10 times as much as furio!!

[droptop6969]

furio get blazed!!!

[zcrosby]

yeah fjtease I dream of tittyfucking janice. she's got such a nice rack, even if i was tony i'd do it. hell, i bet tony did titfuck janice in a deleted scene. b/c the sopranos are a freakin' crazy family.

[Sakanaboy]

What I'm saying is

[dwebyu]

he never got to finish his point .

[ma2tie2006]

haha he had no point he's HIGH

[quaresma198422]

i need the song!!!Help me

[StyrbjornStarke]

haha didnt know furio was into weed, he was always a more traditional wise guy

[johnnyamorrison]

goodness, chris showing up to your grannys funeral high

[cortijopuerto]

ouuuhhh ajajajajja the best

[patrickchanning]

hahahahaha

[AlexTheRockingRabbi]

I like Furios dance at the start :)

[fjtease]

Every guy Janice had gets whacked...Ritchie, Ralphie, Bobby-just uses Tony for her own personal ATM. Always tring to be high-class or whatever. Yeah...she's butt-ugly but DAMN...BIG T**S! and you know she T***Y F***S GOOD...just sayin fellas.

[adshowtyme96]

youre a fag

[MickyG4444]

@fjtease fuckin asshole

[sonnyred5050]

@fjtease yeah I guess id fuck Janice ....after a few bong hits a lines of coke and a few beers...lol!

[AbnoCreations]

@fjtease The stars are unnecesarry. Censoring yourself is pointless dude. If you're gonna say it that way, then say it.

[headlesscorpse666]

that was a ballzy move chris did by going to the boss's mom's eulogy high lol

[IS2809]

I like how everyone realizes he is high. And then The Intervention Episode, Carmella says somehting about it. Another histerical moment.

[boogieperle]

chris babbles, but furio is so cool you can't even tell he was partying.

[hserfj]

cool even gangsters smoke pot lol

[supersally1974]

Trailer Park Boys is da bomb.

[JonesSwan]

whats the song where there getting high

[samsquamch94]

shawn smith - "shake it like you just made bail"

[tickedoffnow]

god that's horrilbe...the drugs... :(

[TonySoprano1989]

Silvio`s look at 1:07 hahahahaha

[BrutalPig]

What is the name of the song playing in the background as they're getting high?

[PuNkboi182]

hahah chris is high as hell he was talking and then zoned out.

[Bman3901]

haha I hate when tht happens bc then ppl notice lmao

[mijreed]

God, I love this scene!

[triunp]

01:27

[devon5608]

catchy song

[haskapaska]

That scene was so brilliant with all that awkward silence (Tony leaving the place, Janice and her fake smiling and caring for her mam´s and Paulie looking the seiling). Then Christopher opens his mouth.... :-D

[triggeredtrapcard]

hahahahaha "and obviously thats not possible even with computers." Chris is fuckin hilarious.

[TonyMaster007]

My fav. guy

[Thunderhour]

cool bongs :P

[anthonymarsh18]

LMFAO!

[khrphy1546]

who got the song?

[boydegg]

ha ha ha ha - brilliant, Chris!