Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

[InuAres]

Brawndo is a gateway drug, and it leads to ADDICTION OF AWESOMENESS. ( I hope they use this in a vid :D)

[jwatson626]

WIN AT YELLING!!!!

[DictatorRussell]

Whoa. Brawndo can make me win at yelling? Does that mean I can do Dragon shouts if I drink Brawndo? O__O

[THEJJISOM]

that guy sounds like napa from tfs

[StephenGraystoneU87]

WHAT ARE ELECTRO-LYTES ? I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S AWESOME !

[TheMichael5212]

i have bought 230 pants since i started drinking brawndo

[dmitri923]

heres a diabetic drink :D

[DoOomantas]

Visi lietuviai, kurie mano, kad mūsų Vytauto reklama geresnė, THUMBS UP!

[CharleyVCU1988]

430 human skulls were crushed by the hands of 7,465 brawndo drinkers

[XGoken]

Kicking everyones! ._.

[XGoken]

Kicking everyones!

[NagisaFTW]

Brawndo + Powerthirst = human race extinction

[HotsumaLaizenJou]

BRAWNDO!! Drink that with powerthirst and you will wipe out the whole space-time continuum! PARADOX!!!

[maddies1]

if you like this ad, you also might this ad :)

-> watch?v=MXCZVmQ74OA

[SinaJaynadi64]

hihi Im new girl in your class

[draeath]

Yea man! Hard clipping the mic sounds MANLY!

[xxgear412xx]

Where do I buy this

[flawlesspenguinlul]

MINERALINIS VANDUO VYYTAUUUTAAAASSSS

[multiplechoicename]

which can first this or power thirst.

[Dusearly]

@multiplechoicename powerthirst

[multiplechoicename]

@Dusearly oh okay :)

[55kirscollier55]

hrm sesy girl with a nice personality kiss

[15551cue]

this the new auto-tune

[mastamcmastaman]

hahahah. idiocracy references

[wrightri]

This proved something. Brawndo was made for Idiocracy and didn't really exist, this fake commercial was so insane people loved it, so they decided to make Brawndo for real. You have discovered the secret to advertising.

[SuperTregs]

Charlie Sheen must have drank Brawndo

[wrightri]

@SuperTregs Brawndo is Charlie Sheen's piss.

[karmakomodia]

@wrightr LOL , WINNING URINE,

[wizshady123]

step 1:just watch

step 2: try to calm down and not laugh urself to death after 1:28

[ADukeChicago]

ehm i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

[xblade147269]

woooooooow gay

[thepeacefulpokemon]

HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT. URGGGG

[thezombiegirl100]

flipnote is better in my opinion

[MrMrannoying]

i saw this on filpnote and then freddiew wore a shirt

[recron]

Brawndo made me need new pants.... but not for the reason advertised

[Leischna]

is this an actual commercial or just some joke

[WOLF777dude]

Yelling: The next best thing to winning an argument.

[crazycon5]

Chuck Norris has a secret and it is BRONDO

[TheBigGman101]

I drank it and turned invisible which doesn't even make any sense

[povynoif009999]

I'm glad they got mark little to do the voice for this one... makes it so much better

[ilikeverythingman]

TOILET

[mah0nny]

Chuck Norris drinks Brawndo

[TheFffof]

I win at commenting :)

[Msvampkitty]

i win at yelling =)

[ilikeverythingman]

ive seen plants grow out of the toilet O-o

[Jerry1991388]

Brawndo: The Official Drink of Chuck Norris

[Shadow49736]

kicking everyone's ass all the time you would be like chuck norris

[megasonicfan228]

@Shadow49736 then that means chuck norris drinks BROWNDO

[shoopdawhoop30]

This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

[YaddiShoven]

I MADE THE BRAWNDO FLIPNOTE I'M SO FRESH.

Lulz.

[Gabija815]

Vytautas geriau : DD

[robloxian00]

Flipnote makes it better :D

[Wrpman15768]

@robloxian00 yuss flipnote hatena FTW

[SasutoUhumakiTube]

@robloxian00 i agree. only if the flipnote showed the rest of the video would be even better.

[YaddiShoven]

@SasutoUhumakiTube

I would've made it longer but the 5 year olds would've reported it for saying "ass"

I had to bleep out sex as well. Just to be safe. :\

[SasutoUhumakiTube]

@YaddiShoven yes i know so you bleep it out.

[ASwiftHippie]

@SasutoUhumakiTube Who?

[SasutoUhumakiTube]

@ASwiftHippie Who what?

[tralerboy]

@robloxian00 i know right

[Flower2bloom]

@robloxian00 flipnote hatena FTW babay! my account: Victori_2!!!! ADD STARS!! :DDDDD

[huhabah]

@robloxian00 Holy shit I love you just because you know that.

[20strongbad]

SUPER EXTRA CAFFINE

[retrobnnr]

thumbs up for ponies, bitch!

[Cactusman129]

Manliest thing ever

[TheLiquidSnail]

Chuck Norris once drank a can of Brawndo. He said it was bland.

[pyrix]

Why can't we get Brawndo any more? Is it basically what Powerthirst is now?

[JaxenCupid]

napa?

[bigu2kas100]

Mineralinis vanduo vytautas #2 :D

[rickysea]

PLEASE COME BACK BRAWNDO I WILL BUY IT BY THE CASE!!!

[slicknick262]

Pie

[HewieOfHG]

Would you like another BIG ASS FRIES you have no more credets on your card you are an unfit mother and your children will now be placed in the custody of Carales Jr

[MrSilencer11]

will this make me win at having sex all the time?

[8bitgamerr]

the official drink of Charlie Sheen

[CyferOlitaire15]

Are you listening, Charlie Sheen? IT WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT THINGS

[NotRudeBoy]

i wanna buy xD

[FLAKGUNNER44]

i need this

[ZackMartin000]

Is this made by Charlie Sheen?

[matepimp2o1o]

having sex with a tractor trailing in a parking lot lol :))

[deadbutmoving]

Isn't this the stuff that Chuck Norris drinks?

[MrSilencer11]

D: wtf? :D

[D3M0n141]

Is this what helps Charlie Sheen win all the time? lol

[voltex12345]

this mutilated my thirst

and i DO need new pants now :D

[PsychoExcorcist]

The 406 people who hated on this video on like actually messed in the head. ( For all 3 "Brawndo : The Thirst Mutilator" )

[Lwyte17]

I want to Win at Exercise!

[LilPersephone]

4 for having sex with a tractortrailer :D

[mrpotatohead34]

i almost didnt laugh, at first i was like: "Ugh powerthrist rip-off" But i just lost it at winning at exercise X3 i love this now so dont worry D:

[Picacacho]

I have seen idiocracy, great movie, I'm not sure about the rest of them though.

[woggleboggle]

Who here's actually seen Idiocracy?

[DukeNukenum]

Dude, i just saw a vid with an actual Brawndo can, it had nutrition facts and everything. I definetly need my thirst, to be MUTILATED, where can i get some??

[EmpyreOfTHUGa]

I like to run...

[GroundPounder98801]

Rangers eat Terrorists, and piss Brawndo.

[spaceplayer]

Those Sundrop commercials remind me of Brawndo...one step closer to Idiocracy...

[moparmonster1965]

I hear that plants don't grow out of the toilet. Is that true?

[lilfixit1]

@moparmonster1965 yeah obviously he's never been to southern indiana or kentucky. :)

[moparmonster1965]

@lilfixit1 How about New Orleans? Or doesn't mold count?

[DrMecha]

@moparmonster1965 Mold are fungi, not plants.

[moparmonster1965]

@DrMecha Yes, you're right, and I've never seen it growing out of the toilet either.

[amberlynn6914]

What the heck!

[93ason]

Transcribe audio: ...and FIVE KINDS OF SUGAR, which makes it A LEXUS!

[moparmonster1965]

@93ason I can only think of four kinds of sugar.

[jonner44]

yeaaa, dont drink water, drink this sh.t and a lot of it!!!.... diabetes is so good for you....

This ad . is so wrong in so many ways.... go and learn something about those sustances like coffeine taurin vitamines and minerals(electrolytes). You need them, but everything has limits.

[TheVarveklis]

It means,that you will be like Chuck Norris

[moparmonster1965]

@TheVarveklis When the boogeyman gets ready for bed at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

[chubbcharles]

no but obama does

[WhatIAm99]

COMPLETE rip off

[EbolaZidane]

Wow, Chuck Norris jokes? It's like I'm actually on the internet in 2002!

[shantuku]

@EbolaZidane i am so fucking sick of chick norris jokes.

[EbolaZidane]

@shantuku They haven't been original for over 5 years. It's time to let Norris go.

[ChinchillaLoveable]

400 people couldn't grow a plant in a toilet

[sebbe138]

new name same thing.

powerthirst is better

[bscalabrine24]

powerthirst? anyone?

[poisonrain87]

@bscalabrine24 Brawndo > Powerthirst since Brawndo is real

[Digitbig]

@poisonrain87 Powerthirst is also real now.

[poisonrain87]

@Digitbig Powerthirst is just the brawndo wannabe then :-P

[hogey989]

@bscalabrine24 Brawndo you can actually buy online though, where Powerthirst remains fictional :(

[ellecai]

HOLY CRAP! This is hilarious! It is frickin breath taking funny! better keep making them till they make the 100th commercial :)

[DaBiebz]

WHERE CAN I GET THIS??

[ChickinSammich]

397 people don't need new pants.

[darkgymlady]

I know of this drink. But in powder form.

[GypsyKing7]

@Fuckoff5 Take it easy on The Brawndo! Making Idiocracy In America, PALIN/PAUL 2012! Lets make it a Reality!

[YepThatsHim]

says here you talk like a fag and your shit is all fucked up.

[joebstarsurfer]

just read about Charlie i work out why hes been paid a fortune .

[MysticDMBherb]

I like Branwndo

[93ason]

@BloodDemon293846 The Brawndo would obliterate the Powerthirst.

[GypsyKing7]

Make It Happen America,, Keep Voting Republican!

[FluCKoff5]

@GypsyKing7 wouldn't our current president need to be a republican to keep voting republican? take your political bullshit and shove it up your ass.

[stfwho]

So wait, the majority of the population are idiots, we have a black President, everyone wants Extra Bigass Fries, everyone watches ow my balls sitcoms and Monday Night RAW, and Jackass 3D raked in several hundred million dollars. Lady Gaga has 60mil friends on facebook and teens think John Lennon talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded. The country's based on corporations, and dumb people have too many kids. Oh and Brawndo exists Idiocracy was a documentary of the immediate future.

[Artimicus]

@stfwho So just because someone likes something you don't, you get to insult their interests and intelligence? AWESOME.

[stfwho]

@Artimicus If you think either WWE, Jackass, or Lady Gaga are intelligent, you're a fucking retarded moron. Just like Frito Pendejo. Welcome to reality.

[Kingspadeb]

@Artimicus Yeah man, the whole point with the jackass, lady gaga and WWE thing is that they target unintelligent groups of people for mindless entertainment. Anyone with more than half a brain can see that. But you can't =( sucks to be you lol.

[Artimicus]

@Kingspadeb That's not a fact, that's a fucking opinion. If not, then you should consider your music taste a load of bullshit for the retarded <3

[stfwho]

@Artimicus there is a large difference between good music and lady gaga. real music requires talent, creativity, composition skills, and originality. Gaga can go thru the motions, but any dancer can do that. She doesn't create her shows or videos, she doesn't compose her music, and she's not original. She's 1980s Madonna wearing a meat dress in a giant egg playing Satan's puppet. Gimmicks out the ass. Real music doesn't have to play dress up to compensate for the braindead lyrics.

[Artimicus]

@stfwho Yes i know, i know. Im sorry i like her music, and that our opinions collide. I like the music, not the lyrics :)

[Kingspadeb]

@Artimicus opinions collide lol. There is no opinion here, they target a specific group of people. Stfwho knows best you should listen to him. Kinda like how nascar targets alcoholics and rednecks. Its not that they "target" them per say. Its that people like what they like, and not everyone is as different as you might think. There is a reason, a relation, a connection, behind everything.

[Artimicus]

@Kingspadeb Mastermind :O

[Kingspadeb]

@Artimicus Master is a strong word :P but I'm glad you stopped with the "retard retard retard" lol. That wasn't helping your cause :P

[Kingspadeb]

@Artimicus Nah, its not an opinion its a fact. You wouldn't know that. Also, the way you feed rage into your message with a little heart at the end? lol. You're dumb man, sorry but its too obvious.

[CyferOlitaire15]

@stfwho Idiocracy was a documentary of how commercialism and capitalism are turning us into media-obsessed morons who can't think for themselves. So 500 years essentially happened in 5.

[JunglePweople]

@stfwho

I feel like you are only right on 50% of your things.

[stfwho]

@JunglePweople that's because you're half retarded

[Kingspadeb]

@JunglePweople stfwho is right. sucks to be you bro

[Kingspadeb]

@stfwho I like how you call it a "documentary" and every page since then has some tool saying the same thing you are. I like how your joke/pun turned into the tool factor for all the Brawnie drinkers who think that this movie is funny, and that they might actually be smarter than that. These people should look themselves in the mirror next time they can't find their car keys, even though they have a key rack right by the front door.

[Kingspadeb]

You know why this movie wasn't as popular as it should be? People dont like seeing themselves in a negative light.

And of course, you can count on it. They dont take it as a lesson, they take it as an insult. Because their shits all retarded :P

[uhurtmybacon]

@stfwho I'm a teen and I love John Lennon's music, thank you! D:

[uhurtmybacon]

@stfwho And I hate Lady Gag. That's right Gag. As in, what she does on cocks every night.

[stfwho]

@uhurtmybacon I think she picked the perfect name with Lady Gaga. The Lady part is ironic, and this generation loves being all "post-modern and ironic", and the word Gaga means "brainless, featherbrained, thoughtless, empytheaded", much like her "little monsters" fanbase. Perfect product to sell to the idiotic masses.

[GeneralSamov]

Actually, she picked her name as a reference to Radio Ga Ga, a song by Queen which apparently she listened to and liked a lot. At least one redeeming quality...

[mapleman8]

@stfwho look, not everyone enjoys things like RAW or Jackass 3D. Not everyone in the world goes for the Extra Bigass Fries. I'm a kid who knows that John Lennon was an incredibly inspirational man, He's up there with Gandhi in that sense. So you shouldn't put your words or feelings in for the place of other people's thoughts. It isn't right for you to speak for a whole nation.

[stfwho]

@mapleman8 why don't you little kiddies ever understand the concept of generalization? I'm not just talking for a whole nation, but everywhere where the American cancer has spread. Or everywhere that stupidity in general has spread. Do you know what "generalization" means? Ask your parents. By the way, John Lennon was a pretty good guy, not great. I like him for his dreams and music mainly. As a person, I donno... He strangled a woman with his bare hands toward the end of his life.

[mapleman8]

@stfwho Okay then, old man. I guess I see how you think us 'Kiddies' shouldn't be able to understand basic 'generalization', but as difficult as it may be to believe, we do.. or at least I do. There's no need to ask my parents for a definition, i don't need a dictionary, not even Google. And since I'm just a little 'Kiddie' then how about you stop wasting your Old Wise Man time with this pointless conversation and continue on with your ultimate arm art sword swinging.

[stfwho]

@mapleman8 I'm 17, I'm just not an idiot like you. The arm art thing is of my father. So yeah, lol @ you. Good luck in life, dumbasses like you really need it.

[mapleman8]

@stfwho Wow. You're calling me an idiot for your lack of information on your video or your father's video for whatever matter. You could be on your father's channel or on your own channel. It doesn't matter. Look, let's agree to disagree. Since we can't be friends, call it a truce and leave it.

[stfwho]

@kennagirl404 You completely failed to understand the point of my comment.

[TheBigGman101]

@stfwho wow you are wrong on so many levels and ur bringing up things that are completely irrelevant to the actual video do yourself a favor and get a life and a girlfriend

[stfwho]

@TheBigGman101 You're a fucking imbecile. Just get off the internet and go get yourself some EXTRA BIGASS FRIES!!!

[TheBigGman101]

@stfwho as much as i love fries i am not some overweight fucktard like you now leave me alone and go watch little children play in the park metal loving fuckheads forever

[stfwho]

@TheBigGman101 You love extra big ass fries, you big greasy fat fuck. Its disgusting that the first comeback to come into your mind is about little kids, you perverted pedophile fat motherfucker. Have a nice day!

[TheBigGman101]

@stfwho wow you have just come up with the biggest pile of shit ever not only am i skinny as a fucking rail i am also in high school so enjoy life while you still have it and you and other troll if you dont like something dont watch it

[BloodDemon293846]

I wonder what happens, if you drank a can of Brawndo directly after a can of Powerthirst....

[defense2000x]

OMFG! I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[Tiunal]

Surprisingly original in its lines, if not the concept

[EPICBOSSWIN]

NEW PANTS!

[Crazygirl11683]

Somebody prevent this kind of future from happening.

[Alegend45]

Wave your hands for the police officer! *police officer clocks it at 125 mph* WHAT THE?!?

[lolyosis]

AGHHHHHHHHH I WANT IT WAR IT SOLD?!

[smartarted]

Power Thirst ripped off this so hardcore...

[KaelMcG23]

@smartarted yeah, where does it get off, ripping off a youtube video made half a year after itself?

[smartarted]

@KaelMcG23: This is from the movie Idiocracy. Made years before Picnicface made "Power Thirst".

[KaelMcG23]

@smartarted Brawndo's from the movie. The commercial is not.

[KaelMcG23]

@smartarted also, something I just now learned: the two are so similar cuz the narrator of both commercials is the same guy

[typicalviewer2]

it's what plants crave!

[Jcheezy95]

can brawndo help me win the game? btw you just lost it