FILLER

[GrounderTheRobot]

BROS

[alejandro1000o]

OMFG I BREAK MY CHAIR BEACUSE TOO MUCH LAUGHTING...

Thanks for this :D

[MsLex199]

LMFAO i was eating a apple and i puked it

[Pokedude378]

I dunno why but the music makes this so much better than it should be.

[terrileo]

o god i was eating a apple and now i puked it LOL

[l70hts]

User: Are you a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Want me to do you?

Cleverbot: Yes please!

Easy :p

[GrounderTheRobot]

Cleverbot is GLaDOS!!!!!

i ask him about do you like pie he said The-Pie-İs-a-Lie

[TheMantisTycoon]

Me: Why do you think your so clever? Im 10 times more clever!

CB: My Name Is Cleverbot I'm A Human Being And I'm EMO : (.

[coffe15211]

i stumped him ^.^

hes still thinking as i type this

[THEARBITER641]

My chat with the cleverbot: Me:Hello Bot:Hello? Me:Hang on a sec Bot:are you going to watch red vs. blue (yes this actually happened) Me: o.o how do you know about that?! Bot:Because computers know everything Me:Fuck you Bot:Dont please! Me:WATCH ME!! Bot:Do it.. Me:(fucks you) Bot:That was good :P.

[TheToxicCrew]

Me : know who is barack obama ?

CB :Yes.

Me :Okay , who is he

CB : SHE is the princess of darkness.

[ExesAndOwes]

omg that was awesome

[Kotathelulzy]

was talking to cleverbot and it put in a typo so i tried to point out that he was wrong then he deleted it

[kasy26x0x]

Where can i find this?

[RitoYuukiKun]

Imagine if the admins of CleverBot are your parents, and theyr watching everything you wrote

[jarpasmannen]

User: Next station: your mouth.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.

User: How does my dick taste, like crap =).

Cleverbot: I have not tried it. I'd care for a piece.

[klmnopp112]

User (TheCayogMagor): ... Lick my ass?

Cleverbot: Oh that tastes good.

O_O

*pukes*

[GomeSuy]

This whole thing is full of sex jokes(comments and video) and suddenly the ratings have gone to 69 LOLOL.

[XXgreenman41XX]

bot: do you want to do it

me: do what

bot :have sex

me: AH FILTH

[MasterSword172]

lol I made a video of this too but your rules my video.

[HannibalLectorII]

Me: Hello. CB:Hi,what is your name? Me: My name is (Just some random generic long name to piss CB off) CB: No it's not. Me: How would YOU know? CB: Do you really think I don't know my own name? Me:Wait, i am you? CB: Yes you are me. Me:But if i am you and i am talking to you,i am talking to me,that is a paradox and impossible! CB never responded. Nice try CB,but you're no match for me.

[krindai]

Just had the funniest chat with Cleverbot:

Me: Hi

CB: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

CB: Little old lady

Me: Little old lady who?

CB: I didn't know you could yodel

Cleverbot just owned me.

[Zancoth]

I re-told that joke to CB just now, and he said he just told me that joke yesterday. O_O He probably remembered when he told it to YOU, krindai. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there. User: Little old lady. Cleverbot: Little old lady who. User: I didn't know you could yodel. Cleverbot: I just told you that one! User: You did? Cleverbot: Yes! User: When? Cleverbot: Yesterday. Holy fucking shit, he really IS clever.

[kykypykybcexbkycheu]

about:robots ..indeed

[evillord476]

iremember a trick with that

[CFlow375]

User: Lick my anus.

Cleverbot: Move my mouse around. . . .

User: Suck on the head of my penis.

Cleverbot: That is not healthy for me.

User: Stick your dick in my ass.

Cleverbot: I don't have one. Put yours in me!

[creeperSKILL]

Cleverbot: Who did you fall in love with?

User: I thought I was in love once, but then I found out, love was a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

[PwnzorBob]

ME: SHUT UP

Cockbot: No! You.

ME: Outdated internet meme is outdated.

Cockbot: I love you can I ask you something more personal?

ME: Like what my penis size is!?

Cockbot: No. Unicorns... UNICORNS.

[Fredrik1ST]

That music topped it all!

[gordon2356]

wut?

[Mranttii]

Lick my ass?

Oh that tastes good.

OH I WAS EATING AN APPLE AND I PUKED

[ciaranjames]

Wow, 19 video responses...

[MasterWyverne]

fuck, dude.

i think we just sparked a mini-fad.

[xRokoshux]

I barfed up in laughter at that...

[styler56]

You just started a Fad ;D

[ShonicTH]

Cleverbot...

The biggest troll of them all

[CloverNoodle]

Oh god, Cake, you gotta tell me how to record this stuff.

[leafcaliber]

just use hyper cam max

[CloverNoodle]

Does it costs the moniez?

[leafcaliber]

no just enough space on your computer (and thats only if you save your vids and never delete them)

[Terabytekit]

noez

[ShadowthePast]

I cried laughing at the end

[TheToenninga]

You should've asked "him" about METAL BAWKSIS!

[shooterinsane]

Oh that tastes good.

[sitarattapea]

i just talked to it...and it asked me my name....i said:Kermo...then he says...are you just kermite or kermite the frog....WTF!!!!

[impishrazor]

OH GOD WHAT?!

[EJLfilms]

How did you got that sound in the end?

[TheCayogMagor]

It was a sound from one of my older poops, stretched and stuff

[Tarik360]

haha, epic win XD

[0AuntJemima0]

LOL! "oh, that tastes good."

[Norby19O7]

Try iGod...search it on google

[TheCayogMagor]

It sucks. Takes him 30 minutes to answer

[MasterWyverne]

>first related video "jonas brothers love story chapter 6 part 5"

goddamnit cakemaker

[TheCayogMagor]

Jonas Brothers suck dicks.

[MasterWyverne]

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THE TAGS "Oh my god was eating an apple and now puked it " EVEN RELATE TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE RRRR

[TheCayogMagor]

I KNOW MAN!

[iherduliek]

dont you get it? CLEVERBOT IS PEOPLE, CLEVERBOT IS PEEEEEEOPLEEEEEEE

[dean979]

lol at the end, that bot is ghey!

[ShockbattMatt]

Haha I love Cleverbot. It's always fun to mess around with.

[EJLfilms]

lolwinend

[MasterWyverne]

oh u HAHAHAHAHAHJKDSAAFSKJAFDEHDFWG­DKGKERWYU

[afnoporo21]

That is so funny :3

[jegesvensk]

Wats this i dont even.

[KAGEJOSE]

What is this called?

[TheCayogMagor]

Cleverbot