OMFG - Crysis 2 - Part 14: This is how we do sh*t in Amurica! (1080p and directX 11)

[WeAreNoobz]

Cephalopods are considered some of the smartest invertebrates in the animal kingdom Jesse, so I'm sure they'll have some surprises for you later

[anandereiraj4]

10:44 This is how we do shit in Amurica *music gets epic*

Jumps off cliff *weee*

Gets stopped by random bump on road, Music stops

Jumps car into parking lot.

Thats Jesse Cox for ya

[Tudorache1986]

20:05 just soo fuckin epic!!!!

[KEKOAMAKE]

i like how jesse doesnt realize instead of "e-ing" everyone he can punch them in the face

[aznapwned]

@MegaHitman3. Hes right at least jesses gotta life n dont play games to shits like you. Go fuck urself now boy

[Morladim1]

hear*

[Morladim1]

anyone else cant here jesse speak?

[MegaHitman3]

next time when you play a fucking game dont let the alien gunship destroy your team...learn how to use your rocketlauncher on the airships in games ...fucking cracka

[fakelol9]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUBE MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN 2 ADS OR A 15 MIN ADD. WTFFFFFF.

[croguy132]

sprint then use crouch button and you can slide thats how i passed people with no ammo just cloak and slide

[X2Chimera]

I love Jesse tough man talk but to be fair I'd rather give jesse a mic then a gun in real life!

[stewie410]

I looked at the title of the video just as Jesse said it. Fucking amazing.

[MrLinty2]

*Jesse throws C4 on the ground*

"E?"

*BOOM*

[twimanable]

05:33

EA: the monsters of crysis 2 will have a new A.I they will be more smart than other monsters in these games!

me: ...really?

[martinicc67]

Squid might actualy be smarter than humans

[TheNicozu]

lol i'am like 1 month behind with these vids

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

How jesse does it.

Rocket launcher

Sniper rifle

Assault rifle

Grenades

C4

[Driedcoolguy36]

this is like Duke nukem forever except it is serious. and good

[step3profit]

oh look the aliens coming real close! ill just get out my sniper rifle 0.o

[bluewolftwilight]

Who else heard Linkin Park music O.O

[bluewolftwilight]

@bluewolftwilight lol, nvm, wrong video

[TheOJDrinker]

I don't usually complain about the reloading but OMG RELOAD BEFORE picking up more ammo! Get out of Halo mode for Crysis' sake.

[jamrenzee]

When I was younger I would use the sniper like a shotgun in all games. I still do it sometimes.

[ZwizzeR]

Why would he remove the silencer... is he actively TRYING to play badly?

[SpoonTheAmazing]

Jesse, just want you to know that you are the ONLY american that i will ever..EVER listen to or acknowledge.

All them others can just geeet ouut

[DaHuntsman1]

at 15:15 when he threw away that awesome looking gun, i was like "dick move bro, dick move"

[cloud50006]

Jesse you can't "E" the commanders!! (the red guys) >.<

[Kizelk23]

Man Jesse knows how to no-scope XD

[Bujambi]

I cannot be the only one aggravated by not only his insistence on using the sniper rifle all that time but also he NEVER reloads the mag when he uses ammo crates. It's bad enough you use the rifle with the least amount of ammunition in the game but you constantly forget to reload/restock when you get the chance.

Also he doesn't even use bursts and just continues to fire until the mag is empty.

[Croltown]

HAHAH EE E E ! E !!E !!! E!! E!! run away tossing 2x C4 to kill 1 alien XD <3 jesse

[Biilen1]

''Alright, first off....'' =D

[StDiablo1]

jesse you spelled america wrong, it's spell 'Merica.

[noukami22]

my butthole is very hurt by the fact that you don't RELOAD, JESSE!

[baciu14]

jesse hit fucking v key to melee u piss me off XD

[CatastrophicDuck]

You should really reload before you resupply ammo!

[Santo396]

Great

[ilovehalo97]

Jesse, do you not know how to use a fucking sniper rifle???

[PeachPartyGirl]

of anybody here doesnt live in america.. never go.. we here just crash into cars to get into the parking spaces at walmart

Car: * Crash *

Driver: THAT CAR CRASHED INTO ME!!

Cop: I need to move to Canada or something, thats the 50'th crash this week :|

[70SevenGaming]

RELOAD BEFORE YOU RESUPPLY!!!

[PeachPartyGirl]

these aliens are getting spicy!!

- cough - thats what she said - cough -

[jaxnopal]

@PeachPartyGirl fiesty. Fiesty.

[Cy37Seth]

Lol? What Have we learned today? That Aliens is Dumb Lolfail

[LastHazzerd]

*Jesse chrashes car into parking space*

LIKE A GLOVE!

[freddakiko]

@LastHazzerd Ace Ventura joke. you are my new best friend.

[Ragemagnet]

Megan fox is an actor?

[PeachPartyGirl]

@Ragemagnet shes the famous actor who makes men jack off ;) including you dont even lie lol jk

[jaxnopal]

@Ragemagnet Appereantly an actress! Yea

[TheNeozoid]

12:15 alien starts fapping lol!!!

[Sn00pzor]

I wanna play this game but i know i will just get frustrated when my comp can't handle max graphics

[TheCynicalblue]

they may be squids but they are pro at space travel

[ScariestSlayer]

12:20 super squid fap fap fap fap

[zixil3]

jesse they were playing SQUIDD-ish harr harr harr im so funny (i'm really not >.<)

[broadcast1010]

Jesse is the only person that uses a sniper like an assault rifle from the hip BUT uses a assault rifle like a sniper >.<

[FirewallAndFlush]

@broadcast1010 well, assy rifles are pretty accurate in crysis so you can get away with that, but i think hipfire sniper rounds are a waste of ammo tbh when you can oneshot kill these aliens with headshots

( anything but the uber aliens in power amour )

[TheKogsi]

right now when youre reading this.... YOU ALREADY READ THE TOP COMMENTS !!!!

[vendetta387]

i need to go buy this game  --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[allball103]

@vendetta387 yes you do need to go buy this game.

[SrdrKny]

YOU CAN'T E THEM !! YOU CAN F THEM OR V THEM.

[SrdrKny]

shit

[warri0r13]

bought a new wide-screen monitor just so i could watch this series in full-hd

[dziewka]

1. Omg megan fox

2. Rrrrrreload!!

[EldafoMadrengo397]

Them Aliens Sound Pissed

[MrCorthez]

Took a look at the globus, didn't find Amurica...

[jak5000]

its always the top floor...

[TheLudvigbb]

BUT THEM TITTIES. i lol'd.

[sreenius]

HAHAHAHA Megan Fox!!

[MalcoreBattlefield]

18:20 Jesse, you cannot expect them to do what you want them to do if you keep calling them soldiers, they are Marines! not soldiers!

[actschp1]

Jesse its not Amurica... its 'Merica

[cheesesmice]

silly aliens waiting for him to reload now...

[Noctaly]

Jesse don't know how to reload manually, amiright?

[sakrefunholy]

THEM TITIES :D

[MonoclePorkChop]

'You picked the wrong place to hide ass-' *BOOOOOOM*

[hardyk122]

Jesse: 'OMG i just blew that thing up!'

lol ever the wordsmith

[lurtze1]

I love how he switches to a sniper rifle when in close range

[freequest]

lol at jesse "be a dick alien" ... i guess they got lots of tentacles :D

[DarkChoclateify]

Jesse, why haven't you power kicked something or slide once the whole game?!

[Phoxnix2]

@DarkChoclateify ehm, he did did powerkick but he hasent slide

[waytooaverage]

I've been playing through the original Crysis just recently, it seems like 2 is about half as difficult... the number of bullets Jesse takes in every episode would have killed him several times over in 1. At least it seems that way. Not criticising Jesse though as he's just playing the way the game allows him to.

[gringo533]

@waytooaverage nah, I'm pretty sure he is playing on easy difficulty. I died a lot more and I was playing on normal...

[Rykar321]

@gringo533 Guess you are bad at the game then :D



[iamcool544]

Jesses a fuckin retard. It was funny at first, but now....

[pr0nflakes]

@iamcool544 I bet you butthole was all clenched up in anger when you wrote this.

[MrAutoman98]

them titys!



[rexioco]

You never DO reload! Do you?!?!

[Doylez111]

5:26 worst KI ever.

Is it even possible to die in this game?

[Inoka01]

@Doylez111

Trust me, it is. The AI is just a little buggy at some times.

[GlaciusX2]

Hey Jessie if you love the snaiper rifle so mouch (just like me ^^) how come your not head shooting the squids but aiming for the body?

[MrOparia]

i bet i can own jesse at any game just by actually doing the right thing: reloading tagging, using my brain for anything else than stupid jokes and memes.... nvm what i said im drunk xD

[MissDisaster18]

Jessie: oh oh oh...

Jessie: ok so they're sending more guys to kill me terifyc...

Jessie: holy crap...is one of them! OH IS ONE OF THEM !!!

Alien: RAWR ! -throws car-

Jessie: ok he did not just do dat...

Jessie: THROW ! THROW !! THROW !!! oh nvm...RUN!

HILARIOUS XD!!!

[Zuluhn]

Jesse i dont wanna be a troller or anything, just wanna give you some advice to make you maybe enjoy the game alittle more then you already are. Use your visor and tag enemies and tag weapon supplies, it helps ALOT! :)

[Rlaxox]

Y U NO RELOAD!?!!??!?!?!?!?

[blablaba111]

RELOAD JESSE! RELOAD!

[thuanzo123]

anh yeu em jessie cox

[666or999]

Press V to melee.

[Baleur]

Wonder if Jesse will go through the entire game before realizing that the Scar had a grenade launcher attached to it ;o

[spicemint80]

@Baleur lol he prolly will

[TheDrunkWombat]

Why are the bullet holes on the car floating?

[Muck006]

Jesse,

why do you aim your rockets 3 ft. in front of a monsters feet where it will do minimal damage?

[TheSenorAwesome]

InAMothaFuckinMurica

[Wowachihunter]

@OMFGcata those aliens with the red shields and are abit taller then the normal aliens cant be stealth killed / 'e' . Ye gotta blow their shield down and fill em with bullets ;)

[jackgus3636]

PLAY BULLETSTORM

[8L0NDI3]

@jackgus3636

I'd rather him playing the new cool games that are coming out.

[practorOrfeas]

11:13 I guess that's how you use parkings in america

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

Tonight, I will not watch porn, I will not watch porn, I will not watch porn... Im watching porn.

[Lordofcookiejars]

I was half expecting this to be a video of Jesse squatting over a toilet wearing a trollface mask

[veryboredminecraft]

@Lordofcookiejars The problem with that is the fact that it would make the front page...

[MG8256]

11:03 That's how I parallel park

[ool3j]

How can you say "i need to reload and resupply" and at the same time you dont reload with 10 ammo left in magazine, this drive me nuuts xD

And just FYI if evil alien wich aparently you cant kill is standing near you instead of shooting in the air around him, you can just grab him and kill that way :P

[blablablaswe1]

Jesse Cox, waistin' bullets since Pong! My butthole is so clenched right now...

[TheOneProSniper]

@blablablaswe1 You should unclench it before it gets stuck like that forever

[blablablaswe1]

@TheOneProSniper I fear it's too late for that

[silverthewerefox]

You're driving me sofa king nuts because U NO RELOAD JESSE!!! When you resupply, and you don't reload, you have 1 less clip of ammo. And because you spray so much, you need that 1 clip to kill an enemy! X3

[Seluecus1]

wicked

[brotheratom]

Was I the only one to think Signs (the movie) at 0:26 ?

[VanilleHatesCodehook]

18:24 epic squid? ._.

[VanilleHatesCodehook]

12:57 holy squid? WTF

[DarkMonolth]

"But dem titties!"

[McELOHEL]

Jesse.....

1:35 I'm pretty sure the melee hotkey is F

Also C4 doesn't work in water

[ZanusGames]

Jesse u called the aliens dicks and u grabed them that means u grabed a dick

[turtledeathshell]

Lol.... you have used that gun before XD

[souldude151]

5:25 that shot...

[kronos4293]

"but dem tities!"

[TotallyDeckdOut]

I was waiting for you to say "...Ribs"

[Mrchopstixs]

@ 11:13

What's you favorite thing about crysis 2

[T0B0KKE]

This game has less driving sections that Crysis 1. And I get the joke about driving sections *cough* Duke Nukem Forever *cough*

[lilraver9819]

jesse dont follow the games tactics he has his own its called E HIM!!!!

[ludakizbj]

6:47 THROW, THROW, THROW... ow.... RUN!

[Ryuho09]

rotten-to-the-core apple sphincter clench

[ludakizbj]

14:12 - No reason? Rly? :D Blue beam head shot

[frobyn94]

"Take notes, other games..."

-cough- Duke Nukem.

[Eowen129]

@frobyn94 Duke Nukem had a 20minutes long driving parts... so nope

[frobyn94]

@Eowen129

What do you mean, nope? He was talking about how some games (like Duke Nukem) have unnecessarily long driving portions that are over 20 minutes...

[banlseattle]

You can slide.

I'm not sure if you can do it on the computer but you can on the xbox.

Hold the b button while sprinting.

[banlseattle]

@banlseattle *b for xbox, whatever is crouch for computer

[MackN9NE]

Jesse obviously didn't see the power kick option at 6:51.

[brainfreezes3]

I want to know what the aliens are thinking when they see jesse drivin round the corner like a maniac.

[MaxPwnageIII]

14:12 *guy get's shot in the head*

14:20 "He just died for no reason!"

GODDAMMIT JESSE

[Brazinger2]

@MaxPwnageIII It wasn't easy to spot, that he got a headshot

[ReaperMega]

@ 8:15 he kills the moon walk

[TheTraveler12]

yknow.. i ran this with NO problems. NO slowdown.. and it played SO smoothly.. Deus EX human revlution.. man.. being on the station in the middle of the ocean.. i get CRAZY slowdown..

[TheTraveler12]

@TheTraveler12 you CANT grab the guys with the red armor..

[samberts4949]

Jesse No scopes like a boss.

[Royart142]

Jesse: TROW! TROW! Nevermind... RUN! D: I couldnt help laughing at that XD

[GAM3RZ1132]

ok i've been wondering this for a wihile how how do the aliens know where to drop pods so they can stop the player from getting to their objective

[kcalmwinds]

LOL, I knew it was coming but when he said the title of this video, i spit pepsi out my nose!

[Tyirel]

jesse... you put the red laser thing ON the enemy not at the groun IN FRONT of them >.>

[CalStrackplays]

It seems some people still don't realize this, but the enemies are aliens, as in, not squids. Just because uneducated marines call them squids doesn't mean they are.

[Stalkera89]

Every time before you start shooting, you are at red ammo.. pls reload more often

[CLBellamey]

Just realised how much of a copy Crysis is of the Halo franchise campaigns... you're a guy in a badass suit fighting aliens, some of which are massive like the hunters.

[superwowman100]

lol I love how at 1:40 hargreave was telling jesse to not get kileld while he was being pummeled

[BlackIce620]

I wish I had a computer that could play Crysis 2 at maximum settings :(

[Colimaisnada]

Just curious, what difficulty level are you playing on, Jesse?

[derhellebarde]

its amusing how you shoot at long range with the assault rifle and then get out the sniper for melee. don't change anything though. I love the videos :) cheers!

[xXcomedy147Xx]

i think jesse just talk about his fellings for megan fox for a sec. no wait, he did! :D

[Demigoodness]

why is beer a tag?

[MsAnimechik]

@Demigoodness hes probably drinking

[oBLACKIECHANoo]

Why do retards feel the need to quote everything he says... Are you people that fucking retarded that you think people can't hear it for themself? Morons.

[ShadowHohenheim]

@oBLACKIECHANoo Pardon us for having fun, if it bothers you that much then don't read the comments.

[oBLACKIECHANoo]

@ShadowHohenheim Wait, so you're that pathetic and have such a sad life that you think quoting something from a video in the same videos comments, is fun? What a joke....

[mattpaulnewton]

The thumbnail for this video keeps changing. :/

[Thadeus95]

Jesse has the worst aim possible.

[wolfberserker]

Jesse: Im a stone cold kill *Fires Sniper and misses every shoot against a single enemy*

Me: -.- oh i bet u are

[UnboundStormweaver]

I'm tempted to spoil why the Ceph are attacking, but it'll be more fun when jesse finds out or atleast re-remembers.. because he said he played this game already.. I think..

[Matattack56]

@Randicore for 4000 dollars u should get an alienware area 51 ALX

[GameRocketBug]

The title is a typo. Its supposed to say "This is how we DONT sh*t in Amurica!"

[Randicore]

hey Jesse two things

1:nice video i'm loving the series and

2: what do you think would be the best gaming computer you could get for $4000?

[EmeffMonkey]

@Randicore Build your own computer; money well spent. Otherwise, you're buying something someone else built and might have parts that affect or not how your PC goes. Oh, and you can get a very, very good computer for less than 2000, don't spend all 4000.

[Randicore]

@EmeffMonkey problem is i dont know how to make a computer (yet) so thats my next best option

[EmeffMonkey]

@Randicore Go to a computer store. Pick a case that has ventilator or something, to keep your shit cool. Get a good processor, I got an i5 core, the best of the i5 and it's good, however, since you got the cash, get an i7. Get *at least* 4GB of RAM, that should be good to run almost all games (so far I haven't had any problems, yet). Get a good video card, that one's up to you to find and that's pretty much it.

I'm no pro at it either, but that's how I've built my PC and it runs games at High+.

[Randicore]

@EmeffMonkey thanks for the tips

[mrbassman01]

This is getting less entertaining as it goes on... Jesse's getting more into the game and less into commenting... Not a bad thing of course... Just not as funny and entertaining as the start of the series.

[KaineHeresy]

@11:02 And THAT is how to parallel park.