Ask Raptor Jesus

[amirgodofwar]

My eyes ... Burn

[0banon]

I've never been so interested in politics in all my life

[MrToastOmnomnom]

that is one lucky baby.

[HaloGlitchers98]

Fernando is sitting to the left of Gooseman, and Mannie is right in front of them. 0:39

[TheBrotherNature1]

@s3ktor1

No, 1:25 is actually an extract from on of Abbot's interviews..

[darksammy21]

And god is egoraptor.

[s3ktor1]

1:25 is a new song of manwhore? ha ha ha i like

[MrJustinArt]

The ending took my innocence. 

[theantdbzb]

Uuuuumm, why do I keep watching these videos?

[MrDragonknight94]

WTF at the end

[redith137]

...wow... At 1:13 Cpt. Planet sounded like Cpt. Jack Sparrow lol

[MrDragonknight94]

:P RAPTOR is great

[GoldenPCGaming]

Raptor Jesus does not have human legs

[Tricrosis]

Uhhh.... Yes?... I'll just nod and agree.

[Chihirolee3]

i have absolutely NO idea what I am watching....must go back to ponies...

[Tactividz]

wtf lol that ending xDDDD

[isak666man]

Is it bad that I actually tried to pause the video at the exact time when the poledancer's junk was directly pointed at me?

[Hiyama420]

I... What?

[MrDouche11100]

1:24 MY BABY

[Jameswaterslive]

1:01 - 1:12 2,238 people liked that

[PhilTBananez]

All praise be to Raptor Jesus!

[Chanceawsum]

I.... I think I just shit my pants....

[NCWLF]

Raptor Jesus Approves.



[MrClayCollins]

1:26 only funny part

[Soepstengel2000]

Why does Raptor Jesus have human legs??

[TalonIIV]

@Soepstengel2000 He's Raptor Jesus, he can have whatever kind of legs he wants

[scuffle]

@Soepstengel2000

The Mystery of Faith..

[Robin11567]

@Soepstengel2000 half raptor half jesus

[CamelTheNinja]

AWNSER THE QUESTION DAMNIT#!!!!!

[Ebob101]

Lay off the crack.

[SuperBeautifulNoise]

Why does Raptor Jesus have human legs?

[esabil1996kosman]

Make an episode of the Rage Melon

[luigi56k]

Raptor Jesus is the best

[krusher184]

1:25 WTF!

[Chrisdidnotmakethis]

FERNANDOS VOICE! 1:25

[RLbitClassica]

:38 Gooseman!!

[BlackBunnyJZ]

Gosh, I loooove Raptor's Jesus voice! O.O <3

[MurloKX]

0:56 the guy in the left is gibson from pleasure island xD

[SquidgieKathie]

:|



[karlhaughey001]

kevin rudd??????????



[AYCStudios]

did anyone notice raptor jesus had human legs?

[maryetab]

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[MineCraftGuy11]

i found the last 15 seconds of the video to be the funniest part

[mrmrdrdr]

0:46 ..........i ad a dream about this once!

[kafteu]

Problem religion ?

[Littlemandude11]

1:25 unlimited animated male stripper!

[benfrombuffalo]

I love how every video I go to is talking about Skyrim lol, no matter what the subject of the video is.

[cheater30]

@benfrombuffalo internet cancer spreads fast

[mangareader299]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!

[OverStuffedTaco]

Theres not enough cartoons of babies being eaten

[PS3Fan487]

@OverStuffedTaco I think you need a counselor...

[ducklordgabe]

cartoon network ad... is that because of sopa?

[AllOutNoobHater]

10 hour video anyone of the guy on the pole???

[saiyaman87]

oh god! i just realized the dancer at the end is tony abbot

[kalawaki]

Praise Raptor Jesus!

[MelancholyAndroid]

PRAISE BE TO THY RAPTOR JESUS!!

[nathanturnerful]

after watching this, i will never see Tony Abbott the same way now

[MrHappybogan101]

ahhh nobody knows who tony abbot is -_-

[Megido]

What was that bitch screaming about her baby for? It just got saved by Raptor Jesus.

[TheOriginalThought1]

@Megido go play in traffic plz

[Megido]

@TheOriginalThought1 Non-believer.  Your liver shall never be tender, and delicious enough to satiate our lord's eternal hunger. I pity you.

[TheOriginalThought1]

@Megido Go make me a taco Mr. Megido. Or some sushi.

[Megido]

@TheOriginalThought1 Can't promise it will be fresh by the time it reaches you in Alabama.

[sami3219]

@Megido Dafuq

[Megido]

@sami3219 Iunno.

[holysoks1]

@Megido Best reply <3

[Megido]

@holysoks1 Haha, one does one's best.

[iAcedthis1]

how do i get my ps3 controller connected to my laptop.

[Gustavo3451]

@iAcedthis1 you punch it

[89mikejones]

Raptor Jesus... AMEN

[19kylegreer96]

/watch?v=dsRy9ECT-t0

^EXTENDED POLE DANCER! Thumbs up? :)

[linny177]

@19kylegreer96

Could have been done better, but thank you

[DELTA38g]

best ending ever

[SEPHIROTHJF]

I finally understand.

[saiyaman87]

god damnit!......the stripper at the end is in better shape than me

[1997dragonclaw]

like the top comment says,ADULT SWIM NEEDS TO HIRE THIS MAN!

[Maloxkov]

0:39 Gooseman !!!

[modypython]

TOJO THE THIEF IS BACK

[Nightmare2623X]

"only those with the freshest most succulent members shall be save "

well me and my family better start losing weight

[ThePengwyn]

@Nightmare2623X livers not members

[Learil]

0:45 - 0:53 Well... I'm fucked!

[YoungChiefa]

Omfg, all this guys videos have made me laugh my ass off.

[Rafaeleao2]

@SexuaLobster Hey what is the name of Raptor Jesus religion? I want to convert myself.

[necrontyr1800]

LOL tony Abbot and Kevin Rudd, Australia had some wierd times

[dani1723b]

lolololol

[helghastnl]

lol the end music

[asheratex]

1:26

[nynono]

I demand an extended version of the dude dancing on the pole.

[AlphaTek795]

@nynono That guys name is Tony Abbot. Just sayin.

[SVB222]

@nynono On Newgrounds, it loops lol

[rsgalhero]

Obviously Tony won that fight.

[gooseberry46]

okey.. this video freaks me out.

[Macracer202]

ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­h uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh­hhh

[TheSpottedReptile]

Because as RaptorJesus said " only those with the most succulent livers will be saved"

- Ask Raptor Jesus 0:51

[articpinwheels]

Clever Girl...

[Dmoore2084]

@articpinwheels took me 4EVER to get tht reference lol

[jonnycashman100]

the beginning question to many big words

cant process information

HEAD ACHE

[SaidenFiction]

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sirklondike303]

I thought i would stop after the dance of the manwhore...then I looked at the related vids...found milk of the manwhore, then pleasure island...now this, WHEN WILL IT END?!

[YouAreABunghole]

If I masturbate to this, do I go to raptor hell?

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

raptor jesus has the arms, the tail, and of course the head of a raptor, but has human legs

[pepsinickola]

BEST END CREDITS EVER!!!!

[The0Headhunter0]

0:30 best ever xD

[zambang123]

i had to watch the ending again and again and again

[J1KTheGamer]

dude u need to do more of these lol

[iAceBlack]

I find this difficult to masterbate to

[SirScarecr0w]

@iAceBlack i see what you did there...

[hurricanerock246]

RAPTOR JESUS HAS SPOKEN

[tyskates14]

im i the only one who tryed to click out of the(what i thought to)be an add @0.47

[Berlion00]

Push 3 and 8

[johnsondonger]

Please upload a loop of 1:26 onwards...

[Berlion00]

@johnsondonger Seriously? Well... I do find it super funny too.

[SuperDylanv]

more raptor jeses plz ;)

[warlerker]

went blind with the poledancing. scarred for life. :(

[jahcoba]

what the fuuuuuu

[SatanasaurusRex]

I AM SATANASAURUS REX AND I WILL DESTROY RAPTOR JESUS

HEAR MY NAME AND TREMBLE

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

@SatanasaurusRex

hahaha

[Ealija]

@SatanasaurusRex Wait until Pteratrus comes out.

[lordfury18]

@SatanasaurusRex wawww another one off to Jurrasic heaven andhell with you

[PS3Fan487]

@SatanasaurusRex Sorry, I only obey the Daedric Lord Molag Bal, maybe another time. :3

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@PS3Fan487 molag bal is a bragging bitch. HAIL AKATOSH! (and sheogorath) :3

[PS3Fan487]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 I'd say "fuck Akatosh" if I knew more about him, and sheograth... :P

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@PS3Fan487 Akatosh, Ysmir, the Allfather, your God and almighty lord. the one of wich the dragon kind descended from, he could banish you from Nirn if he choose to. be he is not evil, mind you. and if you haven't discovered sheogorath yet, then i feel sorry for you. do the quest in solitude for the random bum. he says you must find his master.

[twentyoneandsix]

@PS3Fan487 hey, he gave you a mace too?

[PS3Fan487]

@twentyoneandsix *GASP* How did you know? Wait, he gave YOU a rusty ass mace also?

[Chrono247]

@SatanasaurusRex

I'm afraid you cannot stand up to the mighty Allahsaurus.

[TheAngelsLoveMe]

love the pole dancing xD

[AussieJazz1992]

haha pole dancing abbot LOLOLOLOL

[themysteriouscrumpet]

I WANT DAT POLE DANCING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azazeliusn]

TONY ABBOTT IS A SEXY BEAST LOL

[getbaqinthekitchenjk]

How high do you have to be to write all of this? Just think about something, anything at all that is crazier than this.



[StrangerQuark]

@getbaqinthekitchenjk You don't have to be high, just watch enough Q&A and Australian politics and you'll be as whacked as a tennis ball.

[Chinoconchino]

Politics in a nutshell

[ContraWo]

lol..at 1:36 i just want to go WO WOWOWOWOW WOWOWOW..ZZZZOOOOOHH

[trofdugweed]

this would make an excellent tv show on ABC straight after QandA...

[SanityIsForTheWeak0]

Somebody, make "Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved..." a ringtone and send it to me!! :D

[momotehdonut]

only those with the freshest, most suculant livers will be saved.

[FatherTrez]

Politics, in a nut shell

[channelofepicwin]

O.O Awesome video.

[hitmanwolf]

oh god... i feel in love with Raptor Jesus!

[aleisma69]

My lord! :D

[chriiz303]

turn on cc transcribe for some more lulz

[Ringmaster360]

nom

[Julez225]

Australian creator??

[schulze3]

Must stop clicking related videos

[Bloodmane1987]

@schulze3 You won't...

[maximusdarkultima]

@schulze3 I should really really go back to work now... >_<

[magzerz16]

@Franzo203 I do get it. :p I typed that before I watched the entire thing.

[magzerz16]

Why does that lady have a stache?

[alphaman19s]

/watch?v=dsRy9ECT-t0 for 10 minute male stripper

[nickmunz1]

1:25 XD

[DaGrox94]

ADULT SWIM

HIRE THIS MAN

[ShamelessKyla]

LOL at the ending

[bobbysmiththe3rd]

WTF LOLOLOLOLOL

[randomperson2538]

The sad thing is, this really is what Q&A in australia is like.

[volcomkoi]

Hey I serious need a link for the song at the end. If I was a male stripper I

'd pole dance to this song for sure.

[MajinkAOSU]

I love your personification of Raptor Jesus. It's almost exactly like Techno Phage. XD

[Jacobprogammer]

Who saw chuck norris?

[wolfwoman2241]

i thought it was infants, not livers! O.o

[928880]

make a long version of the end!

[bamfllamaexplosion]

OMG KEVIN RUDD AND TONY ABBOTT!! AUSTRALIA FTW

[supergiraloz]

@bamfllamaexplosion the guy is from australia, what did you expect?

[lightsshade]

I'm idk ending killed my brain

[staticslipk5]

Raptor Jesus's voice gives me a boner

[ufojoedude]

1:21 I just love how happy Raptor Jesus looks while he is running.

[Akar1372]

I want the song at 1:25!

Also, cross dressing Kevin Rudd ftw!

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

wtf did i just watch?

[umarazhan1]

1:25 i was like da fuck?

[0rangootang]

did any1 else notice tht the xotic dancer at the end had superb calf muscles

[unhappyplow]

what does Raptor Jesus say?