NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 109

[LEFT4BASS]

I thought tey always had Jodi. But this is her first episode.

[Warbird13]

I'd say Bill Cosby's a pretty conservative comedian.

[SeigneurUtopique]

this is the 9th episode..they just number them that way..read the "info"

[Deangelo08092]

Anyone have any idea what happened to episodes 1-99?

[westwood67]

Painful! "Conservative comedy"? No such animal!(Proof? Watch Dennis Miller.) A short list of ground-breaking stand-up comics: Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters, the Smothers Brothers, Joey Bishop, Bill Maher, Mort Sahl, Godfrey Cambridge, Lewis Black, John Stewart, Dick Cavett, Woody Allen, Rodney Dangerfield, Mike Nichols and Elaine May, etc., etc. -- not a right-winger in the bunch. (And Larry the Cable Guy is hardly a ground-breaker.)

[FireItUpnj]

haha that was so funny.

just kidding.

[felyse1]

leave the jokes to the libs just the actions of the g.o.p. of gaining control of the country and then proceeding to fuck it up is funny

[laranze]

i love the two blondes

[redwolfhopw]

"Hey look over there it's global Warming"...laughed my butt off!! keep up the good work!!

[michaelboff]

it is so funny how terrible this is. It's not even as if the jokes have any real punch line. it is some week conservative attempt at combating the daily show, which is actually funny.

[sagacioussue]

It's funny how stupid your comment is. You think that this 2 minute youtube vid is trying to combat the Daily Show? That kind of paranoia is funny. Really funny. It's also funny that you think conservatives care if liberals are entertained by it. You are a crack up or are cracked up - what ever.

[RepConsnow4ever]

you just don't understand it because its going over your head.

If you don't get what i mean by that i can tell you.

[michaelboff]

The only thing funny about this clip is the responses it has spawned from you idiots.

[sagacioussue]

Mpook- I'm for a guest worker program with amnesty as are many Republicans including GWB. There are many Dems who are on the border security/wall side of the fence. That's why the guest worker bill can't get passed even with a Dem majority. The difference is, I don't run around calling people who disagree with me on the issue racists. If I did then I'd know that I'm losing the debate because there is no reason for saying it unless you don't have a good argument.

[sagacioussue]

Mitpook -- I thought you said it was sick to joke about torture and now you are telling me the joke is on me about torture. The fact that terrorist manuals were found that tell their people to fake torture means nothing to you or the fact of stories like the Koran being flushed were not only not verified but also proven to be fabrications. I don't doubt that there have been isolated incidents but that's far from the systemic kind that goes on in Iran, Syria and with the terrorists.

[Vaporman87]

Lot's of good jokes in that episode. Keep it up!

[doubledownrocks]

awesome! you guys are great!

[ghettofreeze]

Yawn. Canned laughter. Bad writing. Can't really blame the "comics," because they have no live audience to play off of.

To those who believe this is an "awesome" and "very funny" video, what humor DOESN'T inspire you to such effusive praise? Trust me; we all deserve better than this lump of warmed-over forced laughter.

[kaylakane]

Mitpook- Hows this Mexicans are invaders not undocumented, homeless are that way because they like drugs & alcohol more than work and all I have to say about torture is red is positive black is negative. But I guess sawing a newsmans head off & using power drills to kill US Marines is OK with a hippie lib

[mitpook]

Kaylane- Not kidding. I don't really understand what you're talking about. Except the homeless part- though I disagree. Granted, some may not deserve any sympathy, but it's very easy for you and I(assuming, at least) to say "go get a job" but a lot of those people have serious mental problems. And what's this about killing marines being ok? Mexican invaders?

[norestes]

Dear gop lady... dont quit your day job.

[imtrueblue2007]

That woman is a GOP slut. And....AL GORE JUST WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. No GOP moron has been awarded anything but the SMELLS LIKE CAT CRAP Prize!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[sagacioussue]

Surprise Surprise liberals throwing out the "racist!" card when they don't have an argument or comeback.  The joke with the homeless and illegals in it was not against homeless people or Mexicans, it was making fun of Dems who make up numbers on how many homeless there are and how Mexicans who are here ILLEGALLY have homes in Mexico. Most Mexican Americans don't want undocumented workers breaking rules either.

[mitpook]

Aggressive and nasty humor. By the way, I hope this 'comedian' doesn't mind washing dishes, picking fruit or doing any of the other jobs that immigrant workers do that most 'Americans' wouldn't do. Besides, many homeless have serious psychological problems and won't stay in a home

[OnePersons2]

This girl isn't good and the material is subpar. Hillary's laugh is etrotious, but to bring up our country's misuse of tourture to make fun of it is not funny. And Al Gore is goofy and very funny, but to make fun of him for being an activist on climate change(Global Warming). It almost seems the writers think it is a Hoax. I like political humor from both sides but this was Dumb.

[Coyote1911]

Awesome! Very Funny. Political Humor from a conservative point of view. Its about time.

[TristateTripper]

You can't call your clip comedy if it's not funny.

[ColdPizza]

This just in.....

Conservatives still not funny. Why else would they need a laugh track?

*pushes button*

HA HA HA HA (smattering of applause)

[prophetbyronmotley]

Let's que up another "Bush is dumb" joke! That will bring down the house! Let's also add another Rush Limbaugh drug joke! Those will make you really intelligent libs laugh, since George is so dumb, he could NEVER get his agenda past smart people like Hillary Clinton,right? And those drug charges will bring Rush to his knees,right? Silly rabbit liberals! Only your mind-numbed lib audiance thinks your jokes are funny!

[jackbauerinvc]

The laugh track is holding this back. this could be very good without a stupid laugh track.

[zappaelcrappa]

Very funny ! and you cute to boot !!!

[oddjob29]

uh yeah... nice laugh track.. just like say... the half hour news hour? this is terribly unfunny, leave comedy to the professionals. the liberals and the jews. p.s.. most of the homeless in arizona here.. where we have lots of mexicans... are white. go figure racist

[bdragsterguy2]

Boy you guys sure are obsessed with laugh tracks. Do you write all the networks about the ones they use on sitcoms? It's a normal thing to do when you don't have a live audience. Yes people know it's a laugh track just like they do on sitcoms. So what? What's good for big budget networks is certainly good enough for a webcast

[amosj]

1 star for the annoying laugh track and the racist stab at Mexicans.

[prophetbyronmotley]

ah! is the lib sad conservatives have a voice in entertainment? sorry the lib monopoly is dying in entertainment and news providers! good ridance i say!

[artisticskin]

I'd agree with you if this was remotely funny.

[prophetbyronmotley]

it is not funny 2 u because they hit libs 2 close th the bone! conservatives now get 2 be heard, unless the unfairness doctrine that's being ONLY being pushed by democrats is put into law,that will happen if Hillary becomes prez because she wants conservatives silenced! your liberal heart would cheer that,right?

[sagacioussue]

You are a brave guy prophet. Conservative African Americans have to put up with so much abuse. I admire you for being able to take it.

[amosj]

I actually have watched a lot of these videos and have posted more positive than negative comments. Unlike you, prophetbyronmotley, I can laugh at myself. Also unlike you, I don't find jokes that intentionally degrade another race with hostile undertones to be funny. We call that RACISM in the real world.

[BilletBones]

Hilarious! Good job!

[sagacioussue]

I loved the Childish thing that was so unbelievably true. Judy did great and I like Mark also. Hopefully they will both be back doing one each a week.

[timm9]

Be strong & DIFFIRENT be Conservative! :)

[prophetbyronmotley]

i'm black and conservative! huba, huba!!!

[gallomex13]

I bet this unfunny bitc has no balls to talk to a real audience, there will be no laugh there horible timing horible sound, ignorant and stupid news reminds e of FOX news.

[gdz4321]

You're a sick bastard gallomex. It's thanks to assholes like you that more and more women are realizing that left-wingers are nuts.

[gallomex13]

fuck left fukc right unlike you I'm one centerd individual. Plus this has nothing to do with sex I dodnt say she was supid 'cause she was a women you got issues if you though so. She has horrible sence of hummor like you and her stories are so betond stupid and Ignorant they dont ven come close to being amusing.

[sagacioussue]

Oh yeah we believe you. Real centered people trash Fox and call people swear words just because they don't think they are funny. Grow up.

[gallomex13]

mmmmmmkkk I can swear and I can sa anything I wan if this retard can Insult MEXICANS wiht not actual facts I can call them anything. Her jokes suck. Have you heard this saying "its funny 'cause its true" well this is not funny 'cause is not true.

[tangneyk]

What, are you 5? "...call people swear words" HAHAhaha!

[sagacioussue]

Wow - you are really filled with venom and hate. It's just a little web podcast. The worlds not going to end over it. Get a grip. If it makes you that angry, watch something else.

[tangneyk]

Then, with that same logic, quit trying to defend it. Geeeeez.

[hrdrck48]

like all comedy, it has its basis in some truth... this comedy is 100% truth which makes it funny and numbing. good work i'll be watching again

[dalejan1]

they suck tenth graders can write better.I'll watch one more time, if not any better forget it.

[BrandenElvis]

What's your problem with Stephen Baldwin?? He's not an idiot like his brother(s).

[sagacioussue]

Yeah - I think that was a mistake. They should have said William.

[jeffreycoy]

Sorry, bring back the other guy fast. You were a bit of a sensation for a sec there pissing all those people off, then the next one really blew. I liked the jokes in the last one.

[Mehektet]

FUCKING LOL ROTF 'Homes in Mexico".  Man that is some good shit.

[jeffreycoy]

Isn't as good as the last one and I don't think her delivery or timing suits this format, but nice to see different comedy nevertheless.

[jeffreycoy]

I like fake laugh tracks. It makes it a little ironic, almost makes fun of the liberal shows' live audiences. I like the jokes.

[bpjam]

Its a good start. Its better material than the half hour newshour on FNC so they might want to consider hiring whoever is writing this material instead and adding the Fox News money to provide the bells and whistles and a real audience.

[TheHamusta]

great stuff! However, I do agree.. the laugh track makes it just cheesy. :-\

[mitpook]

Great stuff???!!! Are you kidding? what you said is far funnier than anything that came out of that nazis mouth

[TheHamusta]

How DARE you compare these guys to the ruthless, evil scum who started the mass genocide of jews worldwide.

Hey mitpook, and other Youtube readers... these guys present a different point of view you don't see very much anymore.

Its called conservatism. We believe in Capitalism, the Constitution and moral values, high standards of ethics and the rejection of socialism, communistic ideals.

Try to get your head out of your liberal propaganda, slinging the word "Nazi" around so easily, etc.

[mitpook]

I'm just making a point, TheHamusta. From a conservative comedy, and thus Bush supporting, angle, to put a laugh track on a joke about torture is equally appalling. If a belief in Capitalism, the Constitution, moral values and ethics translates into making jokes of the Administration torturing people, and about homeless people and Mexicans then I'm happy not to support conservatism.

[sagacioussue]

Give me a break mitpook. The joke is about him NOT torturing. Wake up. And the homeless joke has nothing to do with the Mexican race or actual homeless people. It has to do with liberals who make up numbers and illegal immigrants who have homes in other countries. As I stated previously, many Mexican Americans are against illegal immigration. Your racist crap ain't going to fly here.

[mitpook]

Jokes on you sagacioussue if you think that there hasn't been torture going on. And in what way am I racist? I can't quite figure that one out. I suppose you think that a large wall on the Mexican border will solve the problem. "the liberals" who make up numbers? Can't you see how ignorant that is? The media, the Democrats, the GOP are all llena de mierda. Oh, by the way sagacious, please let me know the logic behind me being racist

[Schemefighter]

mitpook you are a racist because you take an issue like illegal immigration and turned it into a racist issue by saying it is about Mexicans. That's racist. It's also a straw argument (dishonest and diversionary).

[tangneyk]

It's called freedom of speech, Nazi.

Hey TheHamusta and other Youtube readers(?), these guys present a point of view you don't see very much anymore if you don't watch FOX, listen to conservative radio talk shows or read conservative blogs.

Its called liberalism. We believe in Capitalism, the Constitution, moral values, high standards of ethics, and the rejection of nationalistic, fascist ideals.

Try to get your head out of your Neo-con propaganda, slinging the word "Communist" around so easily.

[TheHamusta]

Typical liberal response, gosh I hate children.

I clearly stated that Capitalists reject Communism.

I never did any name calling -- such as you and your other buddies have.

Grow up.

[tangneyk]

Typical NeoCon response, making shit up... I never once mentioned children. I know that Capitalists reject Communism. So do I.

And the name calling... That was just to prove a point. I can call you whatever I'd like. How DARE you to suggest otherwise. ;-)

Have a nice time in Dittoland.

Tool.

[TheHamusta]

:D

Thanks for the good laughs, friend.

I enjoyed it.

[tangneyk]

:D

No problem. You too. ;)

Anytime.

So how 'bout them Sox?

[Virginian9000]

These are funny, but please get rid of the laugh track.

[buzznbea]

Nice work, Jodi!